This ancient recipe reads: Half a catty of dog shit, one penny of bastard, two taels of sheep dung beans, three blades of shit shells, four donkey dung eggs, and five stinky big sisters......

Zhuang Siyao glanced at Baili Muche, and pondered in his heart the probability that the queen mother was instigated to say that the hairpin was needed for treatment, which came from his mouth, and then pulled Huangfu Yan to slip away quickly.

Just kidding, when the Queen Mother reacts, she must not even be able to get out of the imperial city gate.

Jing Nan drove the carriage forward quickly, and Huang Fuyan and Zhuang Siyao laughed in the car.

"Huh? Tell me quickly, how did you come up with this strange recipe, this is enough to be confused, you are more than the master. The thirteenth master praised her derogatorily, and his eyes were full of joy.

"Hehe, what's there to think about, look at her old face, and write it out without thinking." Zhuang Siyao is also happy, what if you are powerful and powerful? My aunt and grandmother are not happy, don't they still treat you as a monkey?

"Talented girl, I admire Xiaosheng." The thirteenth master played with the treasure.

"Concession, the husband renders it well." Zhuang Siyao also learned to cover his face with his sleeves.

The two flattered each other, and after openly and secretly damaging each other, Huang Fuyan's expression suddenly froze.

"If you stimulate that old woman like this today, she won't let you have a good time."

"Are you scared?" Zhuang Siyao raised his eyebrows and looked at him.

The handsome face sneered, "Are you kidding, I'm afraid of her?!" ”

"That-" Zhuang Siyao clasped his hand for the third time today, "Master, you and I have the same fate." ”

Huangfu Yan was stunned.

These words were like the gospel constantly echoing in his head, and it shook his heart fiercely.

He had seen the image of the woman in front of him as a scoundrel, coquettish, arrogant, domineering, and steady, but it was the first time he had seen her exuding a halo all over her body, gentle and ...... Kind.

Kind?!

The Thirteenth Master was writing and art, and suddenly he was chilled by himself.

Could it be that he really regarded her as a mother subconsciously?

Huangfu Yan shook violently, couldn't stand it and withdrew his gaze on Zhuang Siyao, coughed dryly, and said awkwardly, "Well, I know." ”

Cut, arrogant, Zhuang Siyao looked at him with disdain, and he had never seen him thin-skinned when he was usually a bandit.

There was an eerie atmosphere between the two.

Before the two of them could explain what this feeling was, a murderous aura came from behind......

Zhuang Siyao and Huang Fuyan glanced at each other: the comer is not good.

A group of people quickly surrounded the carriage, and the man at the head shouted loudly, "The thirteenth master listens to the order!" The Empress Dowager Yizhi, the Thirteen Fujin played with the royal family, disrespected the elders, and despised the royal majesty. ”

Obviously, he had only really been in contact with the women around him for a few days, but the Thirteenth Master immediately became excited, and rushed out with a curtain and roared: "The Queen Mother is sick and confused, are you also stupid?!" ”

It's still the same man from before, and it's still the same sentence from before, "Don't embarrass us Thirteen, we are just doing things as ordered." ”

As soon as he heard this, Thirteen became angry, "Fuck, if Lao Tzu's subordinates want to cut you, they are also acting on orders, do you let him cut it?" ”

Zhuang Siyao listened embarrassedly in the car.

Nonsensical, simple and rude, it is really more in line with Thirteen's style of acting.

The man led by "this ......" was speechless, and it was really difficult to answer.

The Thirteenth Master snorted coldly, kicked Jing Nan off the car, pointed at the man and said, "Jing Nan, go, cut off his head for the master!" ”

Jing Nan rolled on the ground, quickly got up, and wept silently.

Master, I am really used as cannon fodder for you.