Chapter 383: Fat Ma Joins Forces (Part II)
"The Emperor of the Full Dog is here! Over here! Come, brethren! Found the Emperor of the Dogs! ”
"Hands up! Drop your weapon! Surrender or kill! Dogs full of dogs! On your knees! Kneel down and don't kill! ”
In the ecstatic cheers and slogans, the fat army infantry knights of the brigade were like crazy, rushing into the woods where Kang Mazi and others were hiding, almost in the blink of an eye, Kang Mazi and others were surrounded by water, but Kang Mazi and others were dumbfounded, stammering to look at the crowds of fat army soldiers, and even more dumbfounded to look at the prince of Zhangtai Zhang, who didn't even lift his pants, and was so shocked that he even forgot to escape. [Full text reading]
If it is possible, Kang Mazi will definitely make a holy decree to let people block the chrysanthemums of Prince Zhang, and suffocate Prince Zhang to death! Nima, you can't pull your stomach elsewhere, why do you have to go to my hiding place to pull it?
Seeing the fat army coming, the only reliable Zhu Man around Kang Mazi stepped on the poisonous snake with one foot, pulled out his knife and wanted to resist stubbornly, but Zhang Wang Ye grabbed Zhu Man, ordered Zhu Man not to resist, put down his weapon and surrendered to the Fat Army, and then Zhu Man no longer paid attention to Kang Mazi, honestly threw down his weapon, and followed Zhang Wang Ye back to the Fat Army team.
In fact, what was even more shocked was Lu Fatzi himself, according to Lu Fatzi's estimate, the Kang Mazi team that crossed the Yaotou River at the fourth watch would have escaped at least twenty miles, so Lu Fatzi did not let the Fat Army soldiers closely search the woods and grass within twenty miles, and led the Fat Army to just rush all the way, preparing to walk another five or six miles and then carry out a carpet search. As a result, the prince of Zhangtai Zhang, who deliberately brought to restrain Kang Mazi's shit luck, actually pulled out Kang Mazi's hiding place with a stomach on the road, and when the news reached Lu Fatzi, Lu Fatzi was stunned on the spot.
After a long time, Fat Lu finally looked up to the sky and roared, "Xiangrui Imperial Exemption!" The heavens have eyes! ”
"Lay down your arms! Surrender or kill! Surrender or kill! ”
In the shouting, the soldiers of the Fat Army became tighter and tighter, and the muskets and spears in their hands were almost pointed at Kang Mazi's nose, and the last twenty or so guard soldiers around Kang Mazi formed a circle with their backs to Kang Mazi, and surrounded Kang Mazi in the middle, but these scarred and exhausted guard soldiers were already as white as earth, and their hands were trembling, knowing that this time they would not be able to break out of the encirclement of the Fat Army no matter what, and there was no way to escape for their lives.
Kang Mazi's numb face turned gray, quietly touched the sword on his waist, pulled out the sword and put it on his neck to prepare to kill himself, Zhou Peigong next to him was quick, held down Kang Mazi's numb hand, and said nervously: "Master, don't do this, we still have hope, master, you still have hope!" ”
"Things have come to this point, what hope do I have?" Kang Mazi said miserably: "I regret that I should not listen to my grandmother's decree and your advice, I can only go to the underworld to apologize to my grandmother and you." ”
"Master, you really still have hope!" Zhou Peigong lowered his voice and said quickly: "With the current situation in the world, if Lu Yifeng's dog thief kills you, he will only cheapen Wu Sangui's old thief for nothing, and make a wedding dress for Wu Sangui's old thief to dominate the world!" Master, you can make a fuss about this, on the condition of reparating the land and being a minister, persuade Lu Yifeng to let you go, or not kill you for the time being, and then the ancestor will inevitably do everything possible to save you back, he said that the comeback is not hopeless! ”
Kang Mazi hesitated, his heart was at war, and the muscles on Ma's face twitched violently. At this time, at least thousands of Fat Army soldiers have besieged Kang Mazi and his party, steel knives, spears and banners are as dense as a jungle, surrounding Kang Mazi and others to the point that they are impassable, and they are still approaching step by step, as long as an order is given, they can immediately cut Kang Mazi and other more than 20 people into meat sauce and poke them into honeycombs, and the slogans of surrender and non-killing have risen one after another, shaking the sky.
Seeing this situation, the muscles on Ma's face twitched wildly for a long time, and Kang Mazi finally put down his sword, trembling and said slowly: "All, put down your weapons, raise your hands and surrender." ”
After a will, the Kang Mazi guard, who didn't want to die at all, didn't say a word, immediately threw the weapon in his hand on the ground, raised his hands high, and surrendered to the Fat Army, while Kang Mazi put on his whole body and armor, pushed away Su Lun and Wolf Tan and other guards, strode in front of the Fat Army soldiers, and said in a deep voice: "I am the Kangxi Emperor of the Qing Dynasty, take me to see Lu Yifeng!" ”
"Caught the Emperor of the Dogs! Caught the Emperor of the Dogs! We've caught the Emperor of the Dogs! ”
The crazy thunder and cheers suddenly rose, straight into the sky, and the sound spread for ten miles, wave after wave, echoing endlessly in the land of Jiangnan, and also at an astonishing speed, quickly spread throughout the entire Jiangnan and the whole world.
"Big Zhou! Big week! Big week! Big week! Big week! In the rhythmic thunder and cheers, Kang Mazi and his party were escorted to Lu Fatzi, and the person who escorted Kang Mazi happened to be Kang Mazi's cousin Zhang Taizhang Wangye.
In front of everyone's eyes, Fat Lu did not pay attention to Kang Mazi immediately, but first patted the shoulder of Prince Zhang, who came to ask for credit, and said loudly: "General Zhang Tai, I will change your name again, I will make the decision for my deceased father, accept you as a righteous son, and I will accept you as a righteous brother!" From now on, your name is Lu Zhangtai, and you are my own brother! ”
"...... Xie, Brother Xie." Prince Zhang happily pulled Zhuman to kowtow to Lu Fatzi, calling him a righteous brother, and the fat soldiers next to him also cheered and thundered, and they all said hello to Lu Zhangtai. Kang Mazi hated so much that he almost crushed Huang Banya, and then he realized that he had fallen for Lu Fatzi's unfortunate death plan before, and unjustly killed Yue Le, who was framed by Lu Zhangtai.
"Good brother, go and count the list of meritorious soldiers who caught Kang Mazi." Lu Fatzi patted Lu Zhangtai on the shoulder again and said with a smile: "When I return to Huai'an City, the reward of 200,000 taels of silver will be cashed out immediately and distributed to you and the meritorious soldiers!" For my brother, I will ask the prince of Da Zhou for credit, and strive to get you another prince to be in charge. ”
The cheers started again, Lu Zhangtai pulled Zhu Man with a smile on his face and kowtowed to Lu Fat Man to thank him, and then pulled Zhu Man, who was still confused, to go down to count the list of meritorious soldiers, and the cheers and gratitude of "General Lu Er" quickly echoed neatly in the ranks of the Fat Army.
Sent away Lu Zhangtai, who had repeatedly made miraculous achievements for himself, Lu Fatzi finally turned his attention to Kang Mazi, who was tied up with five flowers, and met on the Huai'an city wall yesterday morning when it was too far away, Lu Fatzi did not look carefully at Kang Mazi's face, this time after a lapse of seven years, he saw Kang Mazi at close range again, Lu Fatzi was full of emotion, and it was inevitable that he was secretly surprised.
It's only been more than seven years, Kang Mazi seems to be thirty or forty years old, a person in his early twenties, there are already crow's feet at the corners of his eyes, there are clearly visible white hair in the mouse braids, and his body is already a little rickety, plus now Kang Mazi's face is covered with mud and blood, and he is so old that he is almost a fifty-year-old half-white old man. It can be seen that in the past few years, what kind of state of mind has Kang Mazi lived, and the time of the past few years is very appropriate for Kang Mazi to be described as a year.
Seeing Kang Mazi's old and pitiful appearance, Lu Fatzi was really a little soft-hearted, but when he thought of the sins that this Mazi had done to the Chinese nation, the damage caused to the land of China, the shameless praise of him by the mites hundreds of years later, and the accumulated crimes of his descendants, the demons in the post-Qing Dynasty danced wildly, reversing black and white, Lu Fatzi's anger couldn't help but fill his chest again, and he couldn't help sneering at Kang Mazi and said: "Kang Mazi, it's been seven years and five months, and we finally meet again." ”
When Fat Lu looked at Kang Mazi carefully, why didn't Kang Mazi observe Fat Lu carefully? However, what makes Kang Mazi hate broken yellow teeth is that he hasn't seen each other for seven years and five months, although Lu Fatzi has shaken off the fat all over his body and returned to his normal body shape, his appearance is obviously much more handsome than seven years ago, walking on the street can definitely murder the eyeballs of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law, and now he is still majestic and proud to the spring breeze on his face, all this, that doesn't make Kang Mazi jealous to madness? Hearing Fat Man Lu call himself like this, Kang Mazi immediately raised his head and said loudly: "Fat Fat Lu, it's been seven years and five months, and we finally met again." ”
"Bold! Dogs full of dogs, kneel down for our generals! ”
Hearing Kang Mazi insulting Lu Fatzi as a big fat man, the Fat Army soldiers next to him were all furious, and they all reprimanded him, and he was about to fight, but Lu Fatzi waved his hand to stop the attack of the Fat Man Army, and said with a smile: "Soldiers, don't be angry, just like he is indeed a pockmark, I was indeed a big fat man before, and I was also a Luodi Xiucai, but this is not a big deal, heroes don't ask where they come from, I can only get to this day with a falling show, and it is also an example and an encouragement for the world's talents." ”
Lu Fatzi didn't care about the title of Luo Di Xiucai at all, Kang Mazi, who had scolded Lu Fatzi with this title behind his back, was inevitably very discouraged, and Zhou Peigong, who was next to him, couldn't wait to kneel down on his knees, kowtowed to Lu Fatzi and said: "The general is so right, the hero doesn't ask where he comes from, my Emperor Daming Taizu is still called Huazi, the general's background and knowledge far surpass my Daming Taizu, and he will definitely be able to make a meritorious career far beyond Daming Taizu in the future." ”
"Shut up!" Lu Fatzi didn't appreciate it at all, kicked Zhou Peigong's handsome face, kicked Zhou Peigong all over the face, and shouted angrily: "You still have the face to say the words 'I am the Ming Taizu', and you still have the face to call yourself a Han person, if you really have a little Han conscience, you will help the dog to abuse, will Kang Mazi act as a lackey, and kill my Chinese compatriots?" ”
"The minion is a capital offense." Zhou Peigong hurriedly kowtowed and begged for mercy, but Fat Lu waved his hand and shouted: "Come on, push Zhou Peigong down for me, and whip me twenty times!" In the future, if he calls himself a Han again, he will whip twenty horsewhips! ”
"Order!" Lu Fatzi's personal soldiers agreed, pounced on Zhou Peigong and dragged him away, dragged him aside to be executed in public, whipped indiscriminately, Zhou Peigong's feces and urine flowed together, and he cried and begged for mercy frantically, but the fat man's personal soldiers ignored it, and the whip was just pumped indiscriminately, the louder Zhou Peigong cried, the heavier the fat man's personal soldiers smoked.
"Young Master, what should I do with the Emperor of the Full Dog?" Xiao Erlang leaned over and pointed at Kang Mazi and asked.
"Escort back to Huai'an first, from now on, Kang Mazi will be guarded by you and the Liu family brothers in turn." Lu Fatzi instructed: "Spread the word to the world again, Kang Mazi is escorted back to Nanjing, that is, he was escorted to the Ming Tomb before Ling Chi was executed!" Please invite the gentry officials and ordinary people in the south of the Yangtze River to watch the execution in front of the Ming Tomb! ”
Xiao Erlang agreed, and immediately called Liu Zhen, Liu Xu and Shen Xin, several other old lackeys in Lu Fatzi's pro-army team, and discussed with them how to escort Kang Mazi, and prepared to spread the word to the world and invite the people of the whole Jiangnan to Nanjing to watch the execution. Here, Kang Mazi's face changed greatly, and he shouted frantically: "Lu Yifeng, do you really want to execute me Lingchi?" Have you ever wondered what will happen to you if you kill me?! We are grasshoppers tied to a rope, and if I die, you can't run away! ”
"Of course I understand what you say." Fat Lu looked at Kang Mazi and said with a smile: "However, if I spare you, I will have no face to see the Chinese compatriots who were slaughtered and mutilated by your dogs, and I will not have the face to meet the thousands of national heroes and righteous soldiers who died on the battlefield against the Qing Dynasty, and I will not have the face to meet the descendants of the Han people." Therefore, I am willing to bury you. ”
"You're ......!" Kang Mazi froze, he couldn't imagine that Lu Fatzi's attitude would be so resolute, he would rather be killed by Wu Laohan and be buried by the rabbit and the dog, and he must be buried with him.
"Emperor Mangou, please." At this time, Xiao Erlang and the Liu brothers had already walked up with handcuffs and shackles, and while putting shackles and handcuffs on Kang Mazi, they moved and said: "Your Majesty, please wait a minute, our people are already rushing to make a prisoner car, and you will have a prisoner car to sit in soon." ”
"Lu Yifeng! Lu Yifeng! Kang Mazi struggled and shouted frantically, "Lu Yifeng! You can't kill me! Can't be killed! If you kill me, Wu Sangui won't let you go! You have only taken seven years and five months to get to where you are today, Wu Sangui doesn't kill you, how dare he close his eyes with peace of mind?! Rabbits and dead dogs are cooked, and birds are hidden, which is your end! You let me go, let me go, pay compensation, cut the land, call the ministers, pay tribute, what you want, I give you what! If you let me go, I can let the Qing court do anything for you, and I can also help you become the emperor! You let me go! ”
Fat Lu didn't bother to pay attention to Kang Mazi's coercion and temptation, looked up at the sky, looked at the blue sky and white clouds above his head, and muttered: "Compatriots of China, warriors, heroes, you can look at you." ”
Before he finished speaking, two lines of tears from Fat Lu's eyes had already burst out of his eyes.
The wind is clear and beautiful, the white clouds are blooming, like the smiling faces of Chinese compatriots, the mountains and forests are uproaring, and it is like the laughter of Chinese heroes.
A.D. 1675, the first year of Zhaowu of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the sixth day of the leap month of the fourteenth year of the mite Qing Kang Mazi, more than half of the morning, in the area of Shendun Village on the east side of the Yaotou River in Huai'an Prefecture, the Great Zhou Expedition to the Northern General Lu Yifeng, led the army to capture the supreme chief of the Qing Dynasty, Kangxi Kang Mazi! At the same time, Lu Yifeng personally led the army to escort Kangxi back to Huai'an City, Huai'an City was a sensation, and the people of the city poured out of the city and went out to welcome Lu Yifeng to return to the division in triumph.
When Lu Fatzi's army returned to the suburbs of Huai'an, the time was already more than half of the unitary hour in the afternoon, and the sky was about to be dark, but the official road outside Huai'an was still bustling with people, crowded with the Huai'an soldiers and civilians who came to see the excitement, and the soldiers and civilians were in different moods, some were just pure curiosity, some were blank, some were smiling, some were in tears, some were gritting their teeth, and they were still holding the stone cabbage rotten eggs that had been prepared in their hands, waiting for Kang Mazi to come and give them to him, and the people kowtowed to the fat army to maintain order, stuffing money and giving gifts, asking to serve as the executioner of the Fat Scout Army, personally avenge the relatives who were slaughtered by the dogs, and the noise and shouting are in a mess.
Kang Mazi is actually very lucky, the Fat Army was caught in Huai'an Mansion first, the blood debt owed in Huai'an when Mites Qing entered the customs is not too much, if it is in Yangzhou, Jiangyin, Jiading or Kunshan, then after the war, the exhausted Fat Army soldiers as long as the protection is a little poor, the local people can chew Kang Mazi on the spot, and they don't even need to dip in soy sauce!
Despite this, when the prisoner cart loaded with Kang Mazi appeared in front of the people of Huai'an surrounded by the soldiers of the Fat Army, the stone cabbage rotten eggs still smashed into Kang Mazi like hail and raindrops, and even the soldiers of Lu Fatzi Dali who escorted Kang Mazi were also smashed to the point that their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and they were covered with rotten eggs and rotten cabbage. There are also countless middle-aged and elderly people rushing to the prisoner cart with crutches and kitchen knives, crying and shouting to cut Kang Mazi on the spot - judging from the age of these people, it is likely that they are the survivors or orphans of the victims of the Jiangnan Massacre in the Qing Dynasty, the scene is in chaos, but fortunately, Han Daren and Gao Dejie's team has already joined forces with Lu Fatzi and came up in time to maintain order, so Kang Mazi did not die on the spot.
Seeing the crowd that was almost out of control, Kang Mazi was puzzled at first, and didn't understand why these people didn't treat themselves like this before, but Kang Mazi quickly trembled, because Kang Mazi finally understood that no matter how insidious Mites' foolish policy is, how whitewashed and beautified Mites' crimes, how rampant Han annihilation and mites are, and how deferential the Han people are, the Chinese nation has never forgotten the pain and shame brought by Mites, but just buried these hatreds deep in their hearts, accumulated, precipitated and fermented in their hearts, and waited for the opportunity to take revengeOnce this hatred breaks out, not only will the Qing rulers and the Han annihilation mites be shattered, and the accomplices who harbor and condone and aid the abuse, but none of them will be able to escape! This is true of the former Qing Dynasty, and the same is true of the Later Qing Dynasty.
When they arrived in the eastern suburbs of Huai'an, in view of the fact that the city of Huai'an could not garrison so many troops and prisoners of war, the fat army had already set up a large camp here, and accomplices such as Yao Qisheng, Wang Shaobo, Wang Xu and Hu Tongchun had already waited in front of the camp to welcome Lu Fatzi to escort Kang Mazi back triumphantly. When Lu Fatzi's team came to the vicinity of the camp gate, countless fireworks suddenly flew in the camp, exploded in the sky one by one, blooming countless beautiful flowers, illuminating the earth brightly, hundreds of firecrackers were lit together, and at the same time, the military musicians of the Fat People's Army played the triumphant order in unison.
Seeing such a scene, Fat Lu couldn't help but smile and said: "Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo are also really, Qinghe has not been defeated yet, and many heavy generals have not yet been caught, why are you in such a hurry to make such a big formation?" Waste of silver. ”
"Young master, don't feel sorry for this bit of silver, it's rare for everyone to be so happy." The old lackey Xiao Erlang explained for Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo and other losers, and pointed to the back of Wang Shaobo and others and said in surprise: "Young master, look, behind Yao Junshi, how can there be a few Fusang people?" ”
Lu Fatzi looked up, and saw that the situation was sure enough, Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo and others, there were really a few Fusang devils standing, wearing kimonos, with shaved foreheads, very conspicuous, Lu Fatzi quickly woke up, knowing that he must have heard back to the negotiations between himself and the Tokugawa Shogunate before, and the Tokugawa Shogunate, which was closed off from the country and only traded with China in this era, had already sent envoys to negotiate the details of maritime trade with himself, and perhaps he was also shouldering the mission of spying on the situation in China for the Tokugawa Shogunate. Observe for the Tokugawa shogunate whether to continue to pay tribute to the mite Qing courtiers, or to pay tribute to the Great Zhou Dynasty instead? The only thing that makes Lu Fatzi strange is how did these messengers chase them to the Huai'an battlefield?
In view of the fact that there were too many people watching outside the camp, and the scene was too noisy and noisy, after meeting with Yao Qisheng and others, Lu Fatzi did not elaborate on the specific process of searching for Kang Mazi, and greeted everyone into the camp with a few polite words, and ordered the Liu brothers to escort Kang Mazi into the camp, and finally the team of the Fat Army entered the camp.
After entering the camp and staying away from the people, Lu Fatzi's ears finally calmed down, and he quickly ordered Kang Mazi and Zhou Peigong, two important prisoners of war, to be escorted in front of him, so that Wang Shaobo and Yao Qisheng and others also opened their eyes and saw what Kang Mazi looked like. And when he took a closer look at Kang Mazi's appearance, Wang Shaobo, who had always been very inferior to his appearance, inevitably cheered, "Ah, it turns out that the Emperor Mangou is uglier than me and more obscene than me!" ”
Looking up at Wang Shaobo, who definitely belonged to the crooked melon and cracked jujube category, Kang Mazi was angry in his heart, but he didn't speak. At this time, a strange scream came, and a Fusang man rushed to Kang Mazi with a whip, whipped it, and roared in words while pumping, as if he was scolding Kang Mazi angrily. Seeing this, Fat Lu was furious and shouted, "Eight Grid Tooth Road! Yours, what do you want to do? ”
"General Lu, do you still speak Fusang dialect?" The Fusang man turned around and asked Fat Lu with a surprised face, but he spoke pure Chinese. Yao Qisheng, Wang Shaobo and others next to him also looked at each other, only then did they know that Lu Fatzi could still speak Fusang language.
"You don't care if I say your devil's words!" Lu Fatzi pointed at Kang Mazi and shouted at the Fusang man, "What are you doing?" Of course, this full dog emperor should be cut with a thousand knives and ten thousand paragraphs, but it is not your turn to do it! Stop it for General Ben, whip it again, and don't blame General Ben for expelling you! ”
"The villain deserves to die, please forgive the general." The Fusang man realized that he had behaved inappropriately, so he quickly bowed and pleaded guilty, and then raised his head and explained: "Please forgive the general, I am too angry, my grandmother committed suicide after being humiliated by Mangou, and my grandfather was also killed by Mangou, so when I saw the Mangou Emperor, I couldn't control myself and wanted to avenge my grandfather and grandmother." ”
"And this?" Lu Fatzi was stunned, and said in his heart that the sun came out of the west, and Kang Mazi had done such a good thing and killed the little devil?
"You fart!" Kang Mazi also roared, "I don't know you, when did you kill your grandfather and grandmother?" ”
"My name is Tagawa Sun Saemon, and my name is Zheng Daozhou." The Fusang man straightened his back, glared at Kang Mazi angrily and shouted: "My grandfather is Zheng Zhilong, my grandmother is Tagawa clan, and my national surname is Zheng Chenggong, my father Tagawa Jiro Saemon's brother-in-law, and also my own uncle!" Emperor Mandog, you say, should I smoke you? ”
Kang Mazi was stunned, and when he turned his head to look at Zhou Peigong next to him, Zhou Peigong, who was tied like a zongzi and still wearing handcuffs and shackles, nodded with a sad face, admitting that Zheng Chenggong did have such a relative in Yueben, and the Mites Qing army did kill Zheng Chenggong's father Zheng Zhilong, insulted Zheng Chenggong's mother, Tian Chuan, and caused Tian Chuan to commit suicide.
"It turns out that you are Zheng Chenggong's nephew." As soon as the fat man Lu applauded, he immediately turned to the soldiers next to him and shouted: "Go, find some strips, soak them in thick salt water, and use them to torture the nephew surnamed Guoye." By the way, take some candles and ropes, and then find the wooden donkey for female prisoners in Huai'an City, and ask the nephew surnamed Guo to torture him. ”
Tagawa Sun Zuoemon thanked him repeatedly, Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo and others burst into laughter, but Kang Mazi was so angry that he yelled wildly, "Lu Yifeng dog thief, you can't be humiliated, if you really have the guts, kill me now!" Let the people of a small foreign country humiliate and torture me, what kind of hero is it? ”
"Whether I'm a hero or not, you don't count." Fatty Lu said slowly: "I only know that the Fusang Tagawa family provided a lot of selfless help when Zheng Chenggong fought against the Qing Dynasty and killed the dogs, and the descendants of Tagawa Jiro Saemon have never forgotten their identity as Chinese, so I gave him the qualification to pump you." ”
"Shameless! Despicable villain! Escort me to Wu Sangui, and hand me over to Wu Sangui! You are Wu Sangui's subordinate, and you are not qualified to deal with me, the son of the Qing Dynasty! Kang Mazi scolded and yelled again.
"Thank you, General." Tagawa Sun Zuoemon bowed to Lu Fatzi again and thanked him, and said respectfully: "General, you are too powerful, Sun Zuoemon just arrived in Nanjing from Fuso, and I heard that the general personally led the army north to come up and the Mangou Emperor, so he hurried to cheer for you, but I didn't expect that Sun Zuoemon had just arrived in Huai'an, and the general you had already broken the Mangou and captured the Mangou Emperor." ”
As he spoke, Tagawa Sun Zaemon knelt down on his knees to Lu Fatzi again, kowtowed and said: "General, Sun Zaemon admires you so much and is very grateful to you, please allow Sun Zaemon to thank you on behalf of his grandmother and father, as well as his uncle Zheng Chenggong, and thank you for taking a bad breath for our Zheng family and avenging the blood revenge." ”
After that, Tagawa Sun Saemon really kowtowed three times to Lu Fatman, and Lu Fatzi saw that for the sake of the hero uncle of this fake devil, he also personally picked up Tagawa Sun Saemon, politely comforted, and asked Tagawa Sun Saemon about his intention by the way. Tagawa Sun Saemon respectfully replied that he was indeed a state envoy sent by the Fuso shogunate, and negotiated maritime trade with the Great Zhou army that controlled Jiangnan and negotiated to crack down on smuggling -- the relationship between the Tagawa family and Zheng Chenggong was well known to him, and the Great Zhou army was a staunch ally of Zheng Jing, so in order to make it easier and convenient for the Fuso shogunate to inquire about the actual situation in China, the fourth Fuso shogun, Tokugawa Ietsuna, chose Tagawa Sun Saemon as the state envoy.
As for why Tagawa Sun Zuoemon chased Lu Fatzi to Huai'an, the reason is simpler, the Tagawa family has always been Zheng Chenggong's overseas backing for the Ming Dynasty to oppose the Qing Dynasty, and Tagawa Sun Zuoemon with the blood of the Zheng family is also hated by Mites, and when he heard in Nanjing, Lu Fatzi personally led the army north to fight a decisive battle with Kang Mazi, and Tagawa Sun Zuoemon naturally wanted to watch the battle in person, and cheered for Lu Fatzi on behalf of his family. Xie Dong and Qin Yong, who stayed in Nanjing, heard that Tagawa Sun Zuoemon was Zheng Chenggong's own nephew, and knew that Lu Fatzi respected Zheng Chenggong very much, and saw that Tagawa Sun Zuoemon sincerely pleaded, so they did not insist on blocking it, and sent a boat to escort Tagawa Sun Zuoemon to Huai'an.
After explaining the reason why he came to Huai'an, Tagawa Sun Zaemon asked the servant to bring a wooden frame covered with cloth, held it in front of Lu Fatzi with both hands, and said respectfully: "General, the national gift entrusted by the shogun to Sun Zuoemon to be forwarded to you was left in Nanjing by Sun Zuoemon, and it will be sent when the general returns to Nanjing in triumph and Sun Zuoemon officially visits." This gift was a gift that Sun Zaemon had prepared for the general at a great expense in Fuso, as a way to express his respect for the general, and he asked the general to accept it. ”
Naturally, the things of fake devils are not in vain, when Lu Fatzi was pretending to be modest, Tagawa Sun Zuoemon cut off the silk cloth on the wooden frame, revealing an old pipa-shaped fan with 'Wind Forest Volcano' written on it, and said respectfully: "General, this is a gift from Sun Zuoemon in exchange for two hundred taels of gold, I wish you prosperity and victory in a hundred battles." ”
A broken fan is worth two hundred taels of gold, and it is inevitable to see the lively Wang Shaobo and Yao Qisheng next to him, and then take a closer look at the four words 'Fenglin Volcano' on the fan, Wang Shaobo couldn't help but ask curiously: "Dongjia, why is the fan of Fusang Country also written with Chinese characters?" What do the words Fenglin Volcano mean? ”
"Of course Fuso has Chinese characters." Fat Lu smiled and deliberately said: "Fenglin Volcano is the four words of Sun Tzu's Art of War, its speed is like the wind, its Xu is like a forest, the invasion is like fire, and it is not moving like a mountain." Also, in Fusang, it is not called a fan, it is called a military pendant, and it is used by the general to give instructions to the commander when he commands the army. ”
Wang Shaobo nodded in sudden realization, and Tagawa Sun Zuoemon admired Lu Fatzi even more, and said respectfully: "I have long heard that the general has learned things from the East, and I didn't expect to study the situation of Fusang Country like this." Sun Zuoemon was brave and wanted to ask the general to guess again, why is this old military pendant worth two hundred taels of gold? ”
Fat Lu smiled and said: "If I guess correctly, this military pendant must have been used by Takeda Shingen, which is why it is so old, and it is worth two hundred taels of gold - Mr. Tagawa, I guessed correctly, right?" ”
Tagawa Sun Saemon and several Fuso envoys next to him all widened their eyes, looking at Lu Fatzi's expression, it was almost as if they had seen aliens. Wang Shaobo, who was very interested in miscellaneous studies, asked again: "The owner, who is Takeda Shingen?" Why is the military thorn he used so valuable? ”
"Takeda Shingen is a famous general of Fuso, and he is also a very famous wise general." Lu Fatzi said teasingly: "When he was alive, he competed with the Warring States of Fuso, and beat Oda Nobunaga and Uesugi Kenshin all over the ground to find teeth, as for Tokugawa Ieyasu, the founder of the Fuso shogunate, to say that he was not afraid that the Fuso envoy would be angry, he was beaten by Takeda Shingen on the battlefield and became incontinent, and he urinated on the crotch on the spot. ”
Tagawa Sun Saemon and several Fuso envoys all nodded silently, admitting that what Lu Fatzi said was true. Uncle Wang asked curiously, "What about later?" Since Takeda Shingen is so powerful, why didn't he rule Fuso in the end? ”
"My life is short, and I died if I couldn't unify Fuso." Fat Lu smiled and continued to taunt: "But there is one more powerful thing about this Takeda Shingen, that is, pretending to be alive." When he died, the chosen successor, the grandson Takeda Nobukatsu, was too young, his son Takeda trusted the courage and resourcelessness, and there was a general dictatorship within the army who tried to split, and there were several strong enemies outside Oda Nobunaga, Tokugawa Ieyasu and Uesugi Kenshinbu, so he left his last words, ordering that he should not mourn for him for three years, and let his younger brother Takeda Noburu disguise himself as him to confuse the enemy, so that the enemies who were afraid of him did not dare to attack the Takeda family, and then his grandson took the opportunity to grow up, and the son took the opportunity to consolidate the interior, which did not collapse immediately. ”
"General, your knowledge is too profound, Sun Saemon really admires you more and more!" Tagawa Sunzaemon exclaimed.
"Ahh Yao Qisheng and Zhou Peigong suddenly screamed like pigs.
"Master Yao, what's wrong with you?" Fat Lu turned to Yao Qisheng and asked in surprise.
Yao Qisheng stretched out a hand and wanted to pull the fat man, but halfway through his hand, he trembled and said that he couldn't stretch anything, and the whole person was trembling, his face was flushed with excitement, but he couldn't say a word.
"Ah――――――h An even more heart-rending scream came, this time it was Wang Shaobo who screamed, grabbing Lu Fatzi's sleeve, but he was also so excited that he couldn't speak.
"You guys, what's wrong?" Fat Lu looked at Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo, and then looked at Zhou Peigong, who was tied up like a dumpling but was also trembling all over his body and his face was pale, full of confusion.
In the end, Fat Lu turned his gaze to Kang Mazi and found that Kang Mazi was also full of doubts, as confused as himself. But after a change of mind, Lu Fatzi and Kang Mazi suddenly roared hysterically together, "Ah――――――! Hit the trick! ”
"Why didn't I think of it earlier?" Kang Mazi knelt down on his knees, desperately grabbed the ground with his head, and shouted with a crying voice: "Why didn't I think of it earlier? If I had thought of it, I wouldn't have come to Jiangnan! I won't come to conquer Jiangnan in person! ”
"Hit the mark! Hit the trick! Fat Lu beat his chest like crazy, pulled off his helmet, pulled his hair and yelled: "Understood! I finally got it! Why do you want me to be the king of Yuejun! Why do you force Geng Jingzhong to cut off the head of the envoy to make amends to me! Why hasn't the messenger I sent to hear back yet? Why have I already killed the dogs on the Western Front, and the prince's army hasn't taken the opportunity to rush into Jiangnan! ”
One grabbed the ground with his head, the other beat his chest and feet, and roared together, Lu Fatzi and Kang Mazi finally joined forces for the first time, and scolded in unison: "old fox!" ”
"General Lu, you have high merit and virtue, and you deserve to be called the emperor!" Zhou Peigong also knelt down, kowtowed to Lu Fatzi again and again to show his loyalty, and said with a crying voice: "Slave Zhou Peigong, respectfully ask the general to ascend the throne and become the emperor and change the dynasty!" ”
"Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't make a mistake!" Fat Lu cried with joy, "Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't make a fool and didn't go to raise thieves and let Kang Mazi run away!" Lao Tzu is for the country and the people, and he is ready to be loyal to the nation and his compatriots, and Nima Lao Tzu suddenly became the first in the world! ”
"Why didn't I think of this in advance?" Kang Mazi cried bitterly, "If I don't come to Jiangnan to drive in person and continue to stay in the capital, it won't be long before the Qing Dynasty will usher in a turnaround!" ”
"old fox!" Lu Fatzi and Kang Mazi joined forces and roared again.
(To be continued)