Subsection 1

Li Wei left his pets and returned to the secluded cave again, he didn't want anything else, he just wanted to leave the tranquility of those things that were not things, people were not shemales and not demons, the original wish backfired, Li Wei was a little annoyed, so he wanted to disappear for a while. Once upon a time, rumors of immortals began to circulate in the mouths of the original inhabitants of the cave within a radius of 100 miles, and few people saw Li Wei's traces, but Lao Lu Tou's whereabouts were very likely to be seen, so there was this rumor. As a result, more and more people began to visit the city. Unfortunately, the mountain is so high that no one has been able to reach this cave. In recent days, Li Wei has been thinking about how to skillfully accept some apprentices, and getting along with animals makes him much happier.

After staying in the cave for some time, Li Wei transformed this place according to the nameless cave he remembered that he had learned, except that the imprints here were relatively new. During this time, he also tried to fit in with the city, but it was difficult for him to fit in with the way of life, and he had not even seen the coins here. After not cutting his hair or shaving his beard for several months, he became a little like an ancient man, and he took out a few clothes and shoes and socks from the house of a rich official, which he was very unaccustomed to wearing, and even a little embarrassed. So much so that Li Wei was a little anxious, hoping to accept another apprentice and change the status quo, but he couldn't just catch someone and teach, so he could only ponder and wait in a secluded place.

In the midst of boredom, Li Wei began to secretly try to spy among the seekers near the cave mountain, some people look hateful, although he will not judge people by their appearance, but live with people who look disgusting all day long Li Wei is afraid that he will go crazy; Some people are good-looking. But he is not pious enough, Li Wei thinks that even if he is not sincere, he can learn. But they won't try; There are also some people Li Wei who feel that they have bad intentions and even a little evil. If he accepts such an apprentice, he is afraid that he will be stinking for 10,000 years, and in the middle of searching, Li Wei can't help but sigh:

"Is it so difficult to find a good apprentice!"

The weird pets who were not under Li Wei's care began to grow up rebelliously, they began to look a little human, and they could speak human language, but their thinking was still no different from that of animals. They secretly distributed and occupied the immortal weapons that Li Wei had prepared for his future human apprentices, and began to do anything wrong with their ability to reach the sky, some of them were for the sake of hegemony, and some were bent on seeking the Tao. Wanting to have the same skills as their masters, they are not willing to accept the status quo and run around. They regard themselves as human beings, and gradually, they begin to create their own unique loud and domineering names, consciously or unintentionally, and even they themselves can't see what they used to be, but their names are louder than the other. What is the Supreme Duobao Dao Man, the Invincible Golden Light Virgin, the Nanshan Turtle Spirit Virgin, the Long-Eared Dingguang Immortal, the Dark Cloud Immortal, the Cupola Golden Light Immortal, the Earth-Breaking Spirit Tooth Immortal and the Wind Chasing Fire Spirit Virgin......

They are tightly united and condensed together, and they call a group like themselves Tongtianmen people, and they pass on their skills and know-how in the name of the master again, and they are Tongtianmen people for a while. The animals and plants of Tongtianmen, for a while, Tongtianmen became chaotic and smoky, and they were very lucky. At that time, there was no internet, no media. And Li Wei deliberately avoided thinking about them, so they were able to become stronger. was not strangled in the cradle by Li Wei.

Subsection 2

Li Wei didn't expect that the group of animals and plants that he gave up and ignored were thriving, and he didn't know how long he didn't meet the apprentice he liked. But there is an old man who touches him very much, this old man looks probably older than Lu Shang, he is old, with a crooked cane hanging from a gourd, looking for it in the mountains where Li Wei occasionally appears, this person is very pious, and he asks when he meets people, the traces of immortals, but there are always people who ridicule him, saying that he is an authentic old immortal. This old man has a very obvious feature, his forehead, which is particularly large. Li Wei once used a superficial disguise technique to disguise himself as a farmer and woodcutter hunter to test him and talk to him, Li Wei was very satisfied with him in all aspects, but he was too old, he was already more than a hundred years old! Li Wei, a person who was about to bury wood and soil next to his ear, couldn't bear to test and torture him, practicing the Tao and mastering the energy source was really not suitable for people of this age to do, and Li Wei didn't want to accept the old man as an apprentice anymore, he felt that it was too unfun.

In the spring, the spring flowers are blooming, everything is recovering, and the weather is mostly sunny. In autumn, the fruits are abundant, the autumn breeze is cool, there is no shortage of food and drink in such days, and it is not a hard errand to search for the immortals without a trace; But in summer, on a hot day, the sun is poisonous and ruthless, on such a day, an old man walks around in the hot stones exposed to the scorching sun, it really shouldn't be, and when winter has not yet arrived, Li Wei can't bear it. Before the winter, Li Wei decided to accept this old apprentice, even if he could only accept the old man under the door in the future, he didn't care, he didn't choose the day or hit the day, and on this day of the end of autumn, he decided to accept this old apprentice.

Li Wei chose a hilltop that was not very high, and under the shade of a tree, he began to recite the poem, no, no, no, it was the recitation of the Analects:

"Woohoo!

Friends from afar!

Not to mention!

……

Knowing is knowing!

I don't know, I don't know!

……

Learn and learn!

It's not easy to be a gentleman!

……

Threesome!

There will be my teacher......"

Melodious sentences, relying on Li Wei's strong internal force to send far, far away, the old man looking in the mountains, hearing such profound words, coupled with the magnificent sound of the sky all over the world, he threw off his crutches, looking for the place where the sound came from and walked briskly, he was anxious for fear that he would miss the moment when the immortal appeared and won the curtain immortal. In the other direction, there is also an old man running, his age is not so old, it seems that he is in his fifties and seems to be a person looking for immortals, he originally had no chance to see it, but through the light of others, he also has the opportunity to see immortals. The two old men raced against the clock, taking three steps and doing two steps, running with breath and sweating.

Li Wei was a little impatient to wait, because he was already running out of words, and if the old man didn't show up, he would have no good words:

"The mountains are not high!

If there is an immortal, it will be clear!

The water is not deep!

If there is a dragon, there is a spirit!

Si is a burrow......"

When Li Wei held his head high and closed his eyes, unable to remember what the next word was, the two old men fell to their knees at Li Wei's feet one after the other, and both kowtowed. When Li Wei opened his eyes and smiled proudly, he found that there were two old men kneeling underground!

Secretly said in my heart:

'Holy! Am I just going to be consumed with the old man? How to come up with an extra one! Lao Tzu is crazy! (To be continued......)