Chapter 160: Xiao Xuan? Shangguan Xuan?

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Liu Minghua and the long-haired beauty were a little distracted when they heard the forbidden army in the palace coming in!

What to do? If it is discovered, not to mention all the previous efforts, the allusions of the two of them messing around outside the window will definitely become the laughing stock of Chang'an City!

The forbidden army in the palace who rushed in saw a woman who was about to jump off the building? panicked and said: "Ah, little lady don't jump!" We are the forbidden army in the palace, just here to find someone! Oh, looking for a man, you have nothing to do with the little lady! ”

These forbidden soldiers in the palace are really panicked. If you are forced to die because of the search for the crown prince, then it will be a big deal! Regardless of whether this woman is a Hualou woman or not, they can't get out of it!

"Huh? Are you a forbidden army in the palace? I thought it was a robber! Scared the hell out of me! The long-haired beauty said as she "returned" to Liu Minghua's room, and then she turned around and looked at Liu Minghua with fire in her eyes, gritting her teeth and whispering: "Dead apprentice, are you stupid?" Come on! ”

Liu Minghua, who was startled by the flamethrower, didn't forget that Jì showed an extremely obscene smile to the long-haired beauty, and then fled!

Liu Minghua knew that there might be a probe from the forbidden army in the palace to look out the window later! If you run slowly, that's the end of it.

Sure enough, one of the palace maids looked at the window suspiciously, pushed away the long-haired beauty, and looked at it!

Well? She seems to have spotted a pair of shoes flying in the air? But rubbing your eyes, but nothing?

For some reason, when the palace maid peeked out of the window, the long-haired beauty who hated Liu Minghua to the bone felt a burst of worry! Say to yourself: "Don't be discovered!" Yes...... Why am I worried about that disciple? Phew! ”

"Blinded? How can shoes fly in the air? The palace maid shook her head and smiled bitterly.

Actually, of course, she didn't look dazzled! At the moment when she probed out. Liu Minghua jumped forward and flew into the room where the long-haired beauty came out.

At the critical moment, Liu Minghua can only use the tragic way of hitting his head on the ground! So the palace maid saw Liu Minghua's two feet.

Liu Minghua flew into the room and was relieved. He knows there's a man in there, and it's always okay for two men to be together, right?

The man in the long-haired beauty's room had just sent away the palace forbidden army who were inspecting, and then he closed the door and worried about the long-haired beauty.

It didn't take long for a big fish to fly in through the window! And then fell motionless on the floor and looked like a dead fish?

The man exclaimed, "Ah, you are ...... Who? ”

Liu Minghua gritted his teeth and jumped up, covered his mouth and said, "Be quiet!" I'm the one who saved the long-haired woman in your room! She's in my room right now, and I have nowhere to go but to your room! ”

Liu Minghua finished speaking. The man was found to be personable. He looks dignified, and he definitely looks like a good person! Such people also came out to look for flowers and ask willows? Liu Minghua really sighed at the openness of the society of the Tang Dynasty.

The personable man patted his head: "Oh, I see! Thank you for saving your sister...... Dare to ask Brother Tai, what are you doing? It's amazing! ”

"I said big brother. I'm all out of the way. Are you still gloating? Oops. My little waist, my younger brother...... "Liu Minghua was strong just now, and this hard touch finally tested who was harder!"

"Brother?" The personable man is a little inexplicable! Of course he didn't know what was going on with this "younger brother" that Liu Minghua was talking about! This is the Tang Dynasty. It's not popular.

"Whoa!" At this moment, the door opened again! The forbidden army in the palace has walked in again!

"I'm going, do you want anyone to live? Wherever Lao Tzu goes, you will chase him! Liu Minghua scolded secretly and immediately whispered: "Liu Minghua! ”

"Shangguanyi" and the two people instantly exchanged codes!

"Huh? Why is there another person in this room? A palace maid who walked in frowned.

The two forbidden soldiers in the palace looked at Liu Minghua suspiciously, pointed to the tall man and said, "Who is this?" ”

"Shangguan Yi," Liu Minghua said with a little nervousness. It's just that Liu Minghua's nervousness is normal in the eyes of the forbidden army personnel in the palace. And Liu Minghua also accurately answered Shangguan Yi's name.

"Who is he?" The forbidden army in the palace pointed to Liu Minghua and asked Shangguanyi.

"Liu Minghua!" Shangguan Yi said calmly.

"Liu Minghua? Could it be that you are the legendary one who came back from the dead and shot the sun...... Liu Minghua? The palace maid and the forbidden army asked in surprise. You know, Liu Minghua is really famous now!

Liu Minghua secretly ravaged this palace maid more than 100 times in his heart and said mysteriously: "Of course it's me!" You've heard of my skills, right? It's okay to bring the dead back to life, so what's so difficult about the art of stealth? ”

Seeing Liu Minghua's mysterious and mysterious appearance, several forbidden soldiers in the palace said: "Is it really the legendary Liu Minghua?" Oh, excuse me! ”

The palace maid was very curious about Liu Minghua, looked at Liu Minghua, and then left with the forbidden army in the palace.

"Then Liu Minghua is too godly! Invisibility? I think he can also do wall-piercing, right? It's terrifying to be elusive at such an age! ”

"Could it be that you really have the art of stealth? It is said that there is an elixir that can hide your figure after eating? Could it be that Liu Minghua took this kind of elixir? Several forbidden soldiers in the palace said as they walked.

Liu Minghua heard these words and said sadly and indignantly: "Brothers, you are so talented! What kind of super pervert do you think of me? ”

"Thank you, brother! You are truly my nobleman! By the way, are you really Liu Minghua? Can it really be brought back to life? Can you shoot the sun? Shangguan Yi held Liu Minghua's hands, and burst into tears at a moment.

Liu Minghua rolled his eyes: "What brought the dead back to life?" What shoots the sun? These are all rumors, and they are not credible! ”

"Oh, Brother Minghua is really humble, humble! Oh, my sister Shangguan Xuan is in your room? Shangguan Yi said with a smile.

"Shangguan Xuan? Is that the eldest lady who was outside the window just now? She...... Is it your sister? Liu Minghua was a little stunned, and the relationship between the two of them is that kind of relationship, it doesn't seem like it is now?

Shangguan Yi nodded and said, "Oh, yes." It's my half-sister who has been separated for many years. But back then, her father was ...... to her mother Ay. My little sister refused to return home, but instead lived in the dust, making a living in this flower building, and even broke out the title of Chang'an City Oiran Xiaoxuan? It's so embarrassing and hard to say! ”

"What...... What the? Xiao Xuan? Your sister Shangguan Xuan is the famous Oiran Xiaoxuan in Hualou? At this moment, Liu Minghua's eyes almost popped out! No wonder in Baiyun Tower, Xiao Xuan saw him leave with his sleeves brushed up! This reason is still chased to the eldest grandson Jiaqing!

Last time, the eldest grandson Jiaqing used Liu Minghua to trick Xiaoxuan out, but Liu Minghua didn't show up? The eldest grandson Jiaqing said that Xiaoxuan was very angry and threatened to give Liu Minghua a "good look"! Therefore. After Xiao Xuan met Liu Minghua. That's what it looks like.

Shangguan Yi said: "Ah, brother, don't you recognize Xiao Xuan? ”

Liu Minghua smiled bitterly: "Hey, big brother." This flower building. I'm here for the first time! How can I recognize him or her? Oh. She's in my room right now, just one person, absolutely safe! ”

Shangguan Yi was relieved. patted Liu Minghua on the shoulder, and then sat on the bed.

Liu Minghua also sat down weakly and said, "Hey, I'm tired to death." When those forbidden soldiers in the palace are gone, I'll go back to my room and have a look. ”

At this moment, in Liu Minghua's room, the long-haired beauty is holding a poem in a daze, and she keeps reading a poem in her mouth:

"When is the bright moon? Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace.

I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable. Dancing to figure out the shadow, how does it seem to be in the world?

Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly. There should be no hatred, what is the long time to say goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete.

I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles......"

After a long time, the long-haired beauty murmured: "This work, have you never seen it?" Could it be the work of the disciples of Naden? No way? ”

"Bang bang bang ......bang" knocked on the door, and Liu Minghua shouted outside to open the door quickly!

Shangguan Xuan said through the door: "Deng's disciple!" What are you knocking on the door in the middle of the night? Do you want to have bad intentions? Get out of here! ”

Liu Minghua stood at the door of his room and knocked on the door for a long time, but Shangguan Xuan didn't open it...... There was no way, Liu Minghua went back and said to Shangguan Yi: "Big brother, what kind of sister of yours is really a scoundrel!" In my room just don't come out! Go knock on my door. ”

Shangguan Yi smiled bitterly: "Brother, it is estimated that the eldest lady has a temper attack, and I will definitely go in vain!" Come on, you might as well climb the window! ”

"Huh? Still climbing? Liu Minghua complained a lot, and was forced to continue Spider-Man.

Quickly climbed under the window of his room, Liu Minghua kindly reminded: "Hey, miss, get dressed." I came in. ”

Liu Minghua waited for a while after speaking, and then jumped into the room.

"Ah...... You're a disciple! You dare to force your way into a house in the middle of the night! I ......" Shangguan Xuan angrily reprimanded Liu Minghua!

"Hey...... I said, Miss, can you figure it out? I'm not forcing myself into a house! This is my room! Are you still justified in occupying the magpie's nest? "Liu Minghua doesn't have time to grind with this chick!

"You...... But you can't just break into a woman's room in the middle of the night! Shangguan Xuan got up from the bed in a huff! looked at Liu Minghua viciously with murderous eyes! But it can be seen that her expression is a little flustered!

Seeing Shangguan Xuan's staring "on the bed", Liu Minghua also stared "under the window"! It's a big deal to be an eye for an eye! Well, this chick...... The clothes on your body are so thin? Wow, this figure ...... It's huge!

"Look at what, Dengzi!" Shangguan Xuan suddenly noticed Liu Minghua's fiery and strange eyes...... Then I realized that the clothes on my body were too thin! She exclaimed and immediately hugged her hands to protect her chest!

"Hey, isn't that my poem? Wow, you peek at my poems? It's so unbelievable! Give it back to me! Liu Minghua was in a hurry, but there were a lot of secrets in the poems.

"Who reads your poems? You're spewing blood! "The chick danced for a while, and the poem magically disappeared!

"Okay, I don't have time to mess with you right now, maybe the forbidden army in the palace will come over. It's a long time to come! Liu Minghua packed his bags and prepared to slip away! Shangguan Yi said just now that he wanted Liu Minghua to go to his room and let this Shangguan Xuan be in Liu Minghua's room.

"Hey! Do you want to run? You took advantage of Miss Ben tonight and wanted to leave? Where is there such a cheap thing? Write "Water Tune Song Head" again! ”

"Oh...... Do you dare to say that you haven't peeked at my poems? How do you know that there is "Water Tune Song Head" in it without reading it? Give me back the poetry book, please, big sister! ”

"Humph! Confiscated! Hurry up and write it to me...... Otherwise, don't want to go! If you dare to open the door and leave, I will shout indecency! ”

Belch! Liu Minghua, who was about to forcibly slip away, immediately came to a sudden brake! Grandma's, this chick is really endless!

Pressed for time! Forced to be helpless, Liu Minghua took Shangguan Xuan and handed him a pen and paper and began to write "Water Tune Song Head" silently!

The dragon flies and the phoenix dances, and the ...... A song "Water Tune Song Head" was written quickly! Liu Minghua handed it to Shangguan Xuan and said, "Okay! My Book of Poetry...... No way? You're so shameless! I don't want it! Flash! ”

Liu Minghua fled with his luggage in a huff! Just now he wanted to snatch back his poems, but that evil chick actually stuffed the poems into two chests! It's just disgusting!

saw Liu Minghua fleeing with a wolf...... Shangguan Xuan closed the door, proudly took out Liu Minghua's poem book from his breast enlargement, and hummed: "Have the ability to rob it?" Suddenly, she blushed and imagined if that guy did put his hand in his breast enlargement and snatched it...... Hey, what's the crap! Shame on you! (To be continued......)