In any case, Li Zhi can be regarded as a long-term meal ticket for the second half of Guo Ye's life, and he still has to help if he can help.

He coughed lightly and said, "His Royal Highness the Prince, there is a sentence that I don't know if Guo should say or not." ”

"If the teacher has something to say, please speak in person, and the disciple will listen to him."

"You are now the crown prince, half a king, and it is not an exaggeration to say that you are below one person and above ten thousand people. However, the more this is the case, the more careful it is to be in what you say and do. Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent people. ”

"What does the teacher mean by that?"

Guo Ye said carefully, "I heard a rumor, I don't know if it's true or not. I speak in vain, and you listen to it. Whether it's true or not, the truth is always good. ”

"Teacher, please speak."

"I think that the prince of our Tang Dynasty was not you, but the eldest brother of your mother, Li Chengqian. The reason why he was later deposed was that there was another reason besides his sanity and perverse behavior. ”

"What is the reason?"

Guo Ye stared at Li Zhi and said word by word: "Li Chengqian has a good manly style, Your Majesty is deeply dissatisfied!" The past does not forget the teacher of the future, and I hope that the prince will take it as a warning. ”

When Li Zhi heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then he understood, and pointed at the unusually handsome little eunuch and said, "You mean him?" ”

"Yes, exactly."

"You misunderstand me." Li Zhi said: "The disciple has never been a man, and he and I are innocent." ”

Guo Ye snorted coldly and said, "Innocent? Do you believe this yourself? If it weren't for your favor, how would a little eunuch dare to be on an equal footing with you? ”

"Oh, that's what you say." Li Zhi smiled bitterly and said to the little eunuch: "It's better for you to explain to King Qin." ”

The little eunuch smiled slightly and said, "So that King Qin can know that I am just wearing this dress for fun, but I am not a real eunuch." ”

"Fun? Who are you? ”

"Then you don't care, all in all, I can guarantee that I am not a little eunuch."

Li Zhi said: "For this question, Xiao Wang can guarantee the ticket." ”

Guo Ye said: "Then who are you?" ”

"Me? King Qin, please allow me to sell a pass, and I'll tell you later. ”

This person replied fluently, neither humble nor arrogant, Guo Ye really didn't dare to despise him. There are too many honorable people in Chang'an City, and I can't guarantee that any of the kings and grandsons have the quirk of pretending to be a little eunuch, and they can't control others.

He had to say, "Then what should I call you?" ”

"Uh...... You can call me Xiao Zhuangzi. ”

"Oh, little Zhuangzi." Guo Ye nodded and said, "But I don't know if you came to this Hibiscus Garden today to find the prince or ......."

"Hehe, why does King Qin ask knowingly? What is there to see about the prince? Of course, I was for that meeting. In other words, it is for our first beauty Xu Hui in Chang'an City! ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Zhuangzi smiled narrowly and said, "King Qin Chitose, who is the beauty of today, I have to fight with you." ”

Guo Ye shook his head and said; "You want to hold the beauty and go to fight with others. I'm not interested in Xu Hui. ”

Xiao Zhuangzi said: "King Qin is a thousand years old, you can't say that. Could it be because you are following this little lady by your side, and you are afraid that the beauty will be jealous, so you refuse to tell the truth? ”

As he spoke, he stood up, approached Wu Meiniang, and said, "Not bad, not bad." It's really good-looking. Ice muscles and jade bones, I feel pity. But ......"

"How?"

Xiao Zhuangzi coughed and said, "In my opinion, this little lady is still a little worse than Xu Huilai." ”

When Wu Meiniang heard this, her face immediately changed color, and she said, "What do you mean it's a little worse?" Tell me, how much worse am I than Xu Hui? ”

Xiao Zhuangzi said unhurriedly: "In terms of appearance, you and Xu Hui are indistinguishable. But compared to the others, you are not as good as others. ”

"Others? What else? ”

"For example, Wencai, Xu Hui is known as the first talented woman in Chang'an, what about you Wu Meiniang? Hey...... She is also known as the first rich woman. However, this wealth is not the talent of literature, but the wealth of wealth. Covered in copper smell, how can he compare with Xu Hui? ”

Wu Meiniang chuckled lightly and said, "What a sharp mouth!" But I don't know what benefits Xu Hui gave you, and you worked so hard to help her speak? Could it be that she has already done something wrong with you? Hmph, what is the first talented woman? I think it's the first girl! ”

"Fart! Fart! Xiao Zhuangzi said angrily: "If Xu Hui really obeys me, why should I praise him in front of King Qin?" Doesn't that make you feel uncomfortable? Do you have a brain, a? ”

Wu Meiniang rolled her eyes and said, "Who knows what you think?" I'm strange, just now you said that you wanted to compete with my husband for beauty, why did it become a persuasion to my family to attack the beauty in a blink of an eye? In my opinion, you are a who likes to give away your woman to others. ”

"You're a bloody spurt!"

……

Words clashed, you come and go, Wu Meiniang attacked the city, and defeated Xiao Zhuangzi. In the end, this guy's eyes were red, and he was about to cry in anger.

She looked at Li Zhi with a distress look, and said, "Your Highness, you know my person best. Wu Meiniang slandered my reputation so much, you have to call the shots for me. ”

"What is this......" Li Zhi looked at Wu Meiniang, then at Xiao Zhuangzi, and said in embarrassment: "How dare Xiao Wang say that the master is not?" Besides...... Besides...... You also provoked this matter first, so we don't take care of it. ”

Seeing that Li Zhi couldn't count on it, Xiao Zhuangzi put his hope on Guo Ye again, and said, "King Qin's Chitose ......"

Guo Ye hurriedly said: "I've always been a person who doesn't help relatives, but now I am strictly neutral, which can be regarded as the greatest support for you." Besides, good men don't fight with women, what are you really comparing with Mei Niang? ”

Xiao Zhuangzi rolled his eyes and said, "To tell you the truth, although Xu Hui and I have no ambiguous relationship. However, the relationship between our family and the Xu family is indeed good, if I help you say a few kind words in front of Xu Hui, your hope of winning is still quite large. ”

Guo Yedao: "How many times have I said it, I'm not interested in that Xu Hui at all!" ”

"Humph! Hypocrisy! Xiao Zhuangzi said: "In addition to Wu Meiniang's good looks, what is good besides?" Is it worth your maintenance? In my opinion, she doesn't deserve Xu Huiti's shoes. If you don't help me talk now, it will be too late to regret it when we meet Xu Hui. ”

Guo Ye shook his head and said, "Xu Hui can be proud in front of Mei Niang, but he is only a literary talent. However, in my eyes, Wencai can't be said to be worthless, but it's not much worse. ”

"Rude! I really misread you. Xiao Zhuangzi's face was full of disappointment, and said: "I thought that King Qin was a hero in the world, but after listening to your words, I realized that it is difficult to live up to fame." ”

"Why do you say that?"

"Just by what you just said. Wencai is so unbearable in your eyes? It's really unlearned! I'm talking to you, it's ...... Is...... I played the harp to the cow. You're a reckless man who fights and kills! ”

Guo Ye said: "Xiao Zhuangzi, don't worry, listen to what I say." If you want to talk about the talents in the world, the first recommendation is Wenwu Erdao. Let's not talk about it, just talk about the text. Of course, it is very important to deal with the text of political and criminal lawsuits. But obviously, your so-called literary talent is not these. ”

He paused for a moment and continued: "Elder Xu Hui, to put it bluntly, it's just poetry and songs. Regarding poetry and songs, I have a good comparison. ”

"Compare it to what?"

"It's like a man's eyebrows."

"Eyebrows? What do you mean? ”

"It's certainly a good thing that the eyebrows look good. But what happens to people with ugly eyebrows, or even no eyebrows at all? It's not good, it's just ugly, it doesn't kill people, and it doesn't cause physical health. ”

When Xiao Zhuangzi heard this, he was not angry, but thoughtful.

He asked, "According to what you say, Wencai is really useless." However, the imperial court took the imperial examination, but the scholar department was superior. In the Jinshi course, the main test is poetry and songs. How do you explain this? Could it be that the princes of the court are not as smart as you? ”