Chapter 447: Iron Bull Wants to Write a Book of Heaven
Sending off the two dispatchers, Wang Shihua glanced back and found that the iron bull was leaning against the wall, with a light machine gun in his left armpit, peeling peanuts and eating them while looking at a pear tree not far away.
Probably sensing Wang Shihua's gaze, Tie Niu turned around and grinned at Wang Shihua. Wang Shihua walked over with some curiosity and asked, "Tie Niu, what are you watching?" ”
"I'm looking at the pear tree."
"There are no pears, even the leaves have fallen, what is there to look good in the bare?"
"I'm thinking about things as I watch."
With Tie Niu's brain, he is actually thinking about things? This is extremely rare, which made Wang Shihua's curiosity even heavier, and asked with a smile: "What do you want?" Tell me about it. ”
Tie Niu opened his mouth to speak, but found that Ergouzi and other guards had all looked over, and immediately shouted: "Ergouzi, you go farther, or I will beat you." ”
"Leave them alone, Iron Bull, let's talk over there."
Coming to more than ten meters away, under Wang Shihua's gaze, Tie Niu whispered: "My grandma told me yesterday: The fruit is ripe, and it should blossom and bear fruit." The head of the family, I am stupid, and I can't figure it out: when the fruits are ripe, why do they still bear fruit? Do you think my grandma is not in good health and is talking nonsense? ”
Iron Bull's self-conceived low voice is no different from speaking loudly to ordinary people.
When Ergouzi and the others heard it, they immediately burst into laughter.
"Tie Niu, is your grandma talking about, 'The fruits on the tree are ripe, why don't you and Xiaoyun have children'?"
As soon as these words came out, it caused even more laughter, and Tie Niu immediately ran over to beat people in anger, but was pulled by Wang Shihua: "Tie Niu, let's talk about our whispers, don't bother with them." ”
"But ......"
"It's all said, we are scheming with these bastards, don't we mean that we are also bastards?"
Tie Niu didn't understand, but seeing that Wang Shihua didn't let go of him, he couldn't struggle, so he could only nod vaguely.
In fact, Wang Shihua also agrees with the guard's point of view, and the main reason for this is that Tie Niu is too loyal: even if he is not on duty, he can't see Wang Shihua, and he is worried that someone will murder Wang Shihua, so he will run with a gun to protect him, and there will be less with Xiaoyun, and the chance of conceiving a child is naturally much smaller...... Perhaps, Tie Niu's aunt hopes to tell herself this complaint tactfully through Tie Niu's mouth, after all, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest! What grandma wouldn't want to hold her grandson? Don't want the incense to flourish?
"Tie Niu, I guess there must be a knot in my aunt's heart that I can't unravel...... Well, when I get back, I'll give you a month's vacation. ”
Tie Niu looked at Wang Shihua with wide eyes and said, "How can I do that?" I can't see you, and I'm always worried that someone is going to beat you. I'm only relieved to see that you're okay. ”
"Do you think that's going to work?" For Tie Niu's loyalty, Wang Shihua was moved and helpless, so he could only persuade bitterly: "You come to me on duty during the day, and you go back to sleep at night, how about it?" ”
After thinking about it, Tie Niu shook his head like a drum, and said, "No! I have to watch over you to rest assured. Otherwise, if someone comes to beat you up, and I am not watching from your side, won't you suffer a big loss? No way! This is absolutely not a no-go! ”
came and went, and Tie Niu replied with this one meaning - worried that Wang Shihua would be beaten! But you still say that he is wrong, so as not to hurt his loyalty. Helpless, Wang Shihua could only further coax and say: "If others want to beat me, they only do it while I am doing errands outside Lao Sicheng during the day, and I sleep in the room at night, so many people are protecting, who can beat me?" Besides, your grandma is not feeling well, you have to go back to take care of her old man, don't you? ”
Tie Niu touched his head, frowned, and thought very seriously.
"Otherwise, I'll arrange for more guards to protect me at night. Then find a few loud voices to stay outside the door, and if anyone dares to beat me, I will let them shout at you. In this way, you can protect me in time, and you can also take care of your aunt, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds? ”
Tie Niu thought about it, simply put down the light machine gun, squatted on the ground, folded his fingers and muttered and calculated.
Wang Shihua has long been accustomed to the extraordinary way of thinking about things like Tie Niu, so he waited with a smile on the side.
Iron Bull's right index finger tapped back and forth on the finger of his left hand three times, and finally, he stood up and asked, "Are you really going to arrange more guards to protect you?" Will you find a few loud people to call me at any time? Didn't lie to me? ”
"Why did I lie to you?"
Tie Niu nodded and said with a smile: "I thought about it, and I think your method is very good." Well, do as you say. However, you must send additional guards, find a few more loud voices, and call me as soon as you have something, so that I can rush over to protect you immediately. ”
"Definitely! Certain! ”
After getting the iron bull, Wang Shihua is in a good mood. Walking back with the iron bull, he saw that the guards were still laughing there, and immediately scolded: "What are you laughing at? The fruit of the Tieniu family is about to ripen, and the fruit of your family will also ripen sooner or later, what's so funny? ”
As he spoke, Wang Shihua couldn't help but smile on his face. When the guards heard this, they laughed even louder.
"Master, you are wrong, my family's fruit has long been ripe, and I have eaten it."
These words almost didn't make everyone collectively laugh and roll on the ground, but Wang Shihua could only hold back a smile and nodded seriously: "Yes!" The fruit of the Iron Ox family is ripe. ”
Seeing that the guards were about to laugh, Wang Shihua suddenly remembered that he wanted some code books for Tie Niu, and hurriedly said, "Tie Niu, can you do me a favor?" ”
"Good!"
"Can you help me write a book while you're fine?"
Tie Niu's brain was a beat slower than others, and when he heard this, he instinctively felt bad, but he couldn't think of anything wrong for a while, so he lowered his head and thought. But the more than ten guards on the side were collectively stunned, and looked at Wang Shihua in amazement, as if they had seen aliens. After a long time, the second dog shouted in surprise: "Write a book? You asked Iron Bull to write a book? ”
"What's so weird? There is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts! Who said that Iron Bull can't write a book? By the way, there are more than 100 of your guards, one of them counts as one, and within a month, each of you will hand me a book. It doesn't matter if it's good or bad, as long as you write it, you will be rewarded, and if you can't write it, you will be severely punished. Especially the second dog, you have to take this head. ”
"Huh~?"
Wang Shihua's eyes widened and he was about to scold angrily, but unexpectedly, Tie Niu replied to Weila and shouted urgently: "Family master, you asked me to write a book?" You're not mistaken, right? ”
"Yes! Make no mistake. ”
"But I don't know a few words, and I have to find someone to write a letter on the bookstall for me."
"Tie Niu, you can't write, you can ask Xiaoyun for advice, she is literate and will definitely be able to help you. Moreover, this is my test for you, why, you are disobedient so quickly? ”
"No, the head of the family, but I really don't ......" Seeing Wang Shihua glaring at him, Tie Niu could only pout with a sad face and said, "Okay! But let's talk about it first, if I can't write well, don't blame me. ”
"No problem, no matter what you write, wherever you want to write, even plagiarize paragraphs, but you are not allowed to plagiarize the whole article...... Just write it out and there are no typos. ”
"Yes! Then I'll try. ”
"And you, too. Within a month, they will all be handed over to the second dog, if you dare not complete the task, see that I don't break your dog's legs. ”
After the guidance of the two telegraph operators, Wang Shihua knew that the so-called codebook had no requirements for sentences at all, and the telegram would only take a certain paragraph, a certain line, and a certain word, and then arrange all the words that had been compared into a sentence, and the key was that there were no typos. For example, 1124 refers to the first page, the first paragraph, the second sentence, and the fourth word. As for whether that paragraph or sentence is smooth and reasonable, there is no need to care at all.
Wang Shihua left happily, but left a place of depression and entanglement.
Wang Shihua's mood gradually improved, but the mood of the county magistrate was just the opposite.
When he got on the boat, Fang Jue was worried about the two ships of arms, and he was able to cause Wang Shihua to shift his focus to Tian Hezi in a few words, believing that soon, Wang Shihua would be able to export evil anger for himself and exterminate Tian Hemp. And once the two sides fight, no matter whether they win or lose, they can sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, and maybe they can take the opportunity to fish in troubled waters.
Uncle Da really made him angry: the magistrate of a county invited the people in the jurisdiction to go on the same boat, but Uncle Da used "no luck" to satirize the county magistrate's self-inflicted affection, and then got on another boat in a big way.
Fang Jue never expected that this was the extremely unpleasant start of his trip.
Going down the river, in less than an hour, we arrived at Tahu Beach.
County Magistrate Fang waited patiently, and learned how Uncle Da salvaged by the way.
Uncle Da was much more cautious this time, first sent people to set up machine guns on the commanding heights on both sides of the river to guard, and also sent a few small boats to cruise two miles up and down the fleet to guard, and only after ensuring safety did he start the salvage work.
A few good men in the water were sent into the water with a cowhide bag for ventilation, and the specific location of the shipwreck of the No. 2 ship was quickly determined, and then the sailors went down with a wrist-thick wrist and a cable soaked in clear oil and roasted by fire, and tied the No. 2 boat in the front, back, and middle three places, and by using the wooden booms on the three big boats, the No. 2 big ship was stirred up little by little.
Because the big ship sank for only a few hours, there was no sediment precipitation, and coupled with the buoyancy of the water, the No. 2 big ship was soon suspended at the bottom of the water, and was dragged by the three big ships little by little to a place more than ten meters away from the shore.
Immediately, two other large ships joined in, and dozens of hooks connected to thin ropes as thick as fingers were thrown from the boats, and dozens of sailors easily dived underwater, tied up the weapons on board, hung them on hooks, and were pulled to the ship...... The people on board immediately opened the box, counted and kept accounts, and at the same time hurriedly wiped the water with a dry burlap, baked it, and oiled it......
Fang Jue was envious as he watched from the sidelines, feeling that the salvage matter was a bit simple, and he was also full of confidence in the weapons he was about to salvagate...... He didn't want to think about it, not to mention anything else, the undercurrent reefs in the river alone were very different, and the difficulty of salvaging them was one in the sky and one underground: the water flow in Tahu Beach was stable, and there were no reefs, which was conducive to salvage, and sailors could be sent to dive underwater without the help of any tools. But the undercurrent in the screw beach is surging, the current is turbulent, not to mention diving, even the salvage of the big ship, you have to be on guard at any time to hit the reef. Even a master like Peng Ziqing is afraid of this, wouldn't an ordinary sailor be sent to death in vain? That is, Peng Shuihu, a top master in the water, dares to take a risk, but how many Peng Shuihu are there in the world?