(ps: Asking for a monthly pass, they all fell out of eighty, don't ask for a reward, just don't be too embarrassed)

"Dead fatty, you are not small! I've heard that yesterday you brought back that old liar who teased me, and you're going to make him your master? ”

On the morning of the second day when Zhu Fangdan returned to Wu Yingxiong's mansion, he finally got permission to enter Shang Wanyan's room to say goodbye, and finally Shang Wanyan took the initiative to open his mouth and drove away the maids in the room, and finally had the opportunity for Shang Wanyan to be alone. As a result, before Fat Man Lu was happy, Shang Wanyan's little hand had already grabbed Fat Man's fat ears, and he raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Are you trying to disgust me?" You don't think that old liar bullied me, and you are not happy, so you specially brought him back to give him a second chance? ”

"Wronged, little county lord, you have wronged your death." Lu Fatzi shouted injustices repeatedly, and said with a sad face: "How dare you have such a mind? I brought him back as a master because I felt that his handwriting was okay, and his medical skills were also really talented, and if he stayed in the shogunate, if he had a headache and brain fever, he could even save the cost of decoction and medicine. ”

"You've saved the cost of the soup, but what should I do?" Shang Wanyan glared at Fat Lu and said viciously: "I'm disgusted when I get to that old pervert, you keep him by your side, what should I do?" Where is that old pervert now? Get rid of him for me right now, get rid of him! ”

"I sent Li Tianzhi and the Liu family brothers to protect Doctor Zhu out, and asked Doctor Zhu to buy me a medicine and seeds, medicine is better than seeds to find, Shen Xin has to go to the silversmith's shop to get something for me, it is estimated that I won't be able to come back until dark." Fat Lu scratched his bare forehead and explained, and asked stupidly, "As for the little county lord, what should you do?" ――Little county lord, after the New Year, I will go back to Qujing, Yunnan to officially take office, and then you will also go back to Guangdong, thousands of miles away, it is difficult to see him disgusting, what are you afraid of? ”

Shang Wanyan was stunned for a moment, then her heart sank, and she slowly sent Lu Fatzi's ears away, and muttered in a low voice: "This is the truth, I don't need to look at him disgustingly at that time, let alone look at you...... More disgusting. The mouth was arrogant, and Shang Wanyan's tone was very low.

"Little county lord, if you say that, it's too sad to be humble." Fat Lu said aggrievedly: "The humble position is kind to you, and I have never done anything to be sorry for you, and I am so handsome and handsome, I dare not say that I look better than Pan An, and it is not much of a problem to surpass Song Yu, how can you say that looking at me is more disgusting?" ”

Shang Wanyan glanced at Fat Man Lu, and she didn't even have the strength to scold Fat Man Lu for his brazenness. Lu Fatzi took the opportunity to probe and said: "Little county lord, in fact, if you don't say so, you want to risk killing your head and bring you to Yunnan." If you evaluate the lowly position like this, then the lowly position is really helpless, and you don't even have the qualifications to risk killing your head. ”

"Take me to Yunnan?" Shang Wanyan's heart moved, but she hummed: "Go to Yunnan with you?" You think beautifully! Why should I go with you? ”

"Little county lord, I'm kind enough." Lu Fatzi fanned the flames and said: "After the incident in Fujian, I can be regarded as understanding the lowly position, the little county lord, you are very favored by the prince and the princess, but those brothers of yours are really a little ...... to you That, so I kept thinking that you might not be happier in Guangdong, so I gave birth to this idea of taking you back to Yunnan. ”

"Whimsical." Shang Wanzhen said coldly: "I have no relatives and no reason in Yunnan, I have no relatives, what are I doing in Yunnan?" Who will take care of me? ”

"Willing to serve the little county lord." Fat Lu plucked up his courage, took Shang Wanyan's little hand, stared at Shang Wanyan's beautiful eyes and said solemnly: "When I arrive in Yunnan, I will definitely take care of you and love you, as long as you are willing, I can take care of you for a lifetime." ”

Shang Wanyan is not stupid, of course she can understand the voice of Lu Fatzi, and she shyly struggled to earn Lu Fatzi's claws, and after finding that she couldn't get rid of it, Shang Wanzhen had to twist her face away, blushing and said, "If you want to be beautiful, don't you look in the mirror to see what you look like?" With your appearance, do you also want to learn from other people's Sima Xiangru? Aren't you afraid that my father will cut you? ”

"Wanyan, as long as you are willing to be Zhuo Wenjun, what if I will be Sima Xiangru for a while?" Lu Fatzi knew that the more beautiful the ladies like Shang Wanyan, the fewer young men he came into contact with, and he finally ran into one, that is, the vegetables that were pulled into the basket. So Fat Lu was not afraid of disgust, and said with a clever tongue: "For you, I am willing to take the risk of killing my head, and I am willing to give up my current official power, and I can even abandon my family assets. I'm a little ugly, but I'm gentle ....... ”

"Phew! Bah! Bah! When Fat Lu said a word, Shang Wanyan blushed, and later, Shang Wanyan simply covered Fat Lu's fat mouth with her little hand, and said angrily with a red face: "Enough!" If I keep talking, I'm going to throw up and goosebumps are falling to the ground! You're still not letting me eat lunch? ”

"I'm telling the truth......." Fat Lu still wanted to talk nicely, but Shang Wanyan covered Fat Lu's fat mouth again.

"If you say another disgusting thing like this, I'll kick you out right away!" Shang Wanyan blushed and threatened, and shouted again: "Okay, now you can go, I'm hungry and want to eat!" Here you are, I can't even take a sip of water - I want to vomit when I drink it! Got it? ”

"Understood." Fat Lu agreed dejectedly, and said, "Then I'll go and order food, what do you want to eat?" ”

Seeing Fat Lu's dejected appearance, Shang Wanyan, whose surname is not bad, felt a little unhappy, so she gave Fat Lu a chance, pouted and said: "The chefs here are too poor in making vegetarian food, and the vegetarian dishes they make are not to my liking." I heard Princess Jianning's sister-in-law say that in the Dashilar area of the capital, there is a vegetarian restaurant called Yaolin Zhai Restaurant, which is doing well, and the Empress Dowager Lafayette has eaten vegetarian food there by name, and I want to give it a try. ”

"Okay, I'll take you with me, Dashilar isn't far from here." Fat Lu agreed.

"No, no." Shang Wanyan blushed and refused, and said, "I'll go to the vegetarian restaurant with you to eat, what's the matter?" You go buy it, and I'll eat it here. ”

"You're really hard to serve." Fat Lu said with a sad face: "Okay, I'll let Erlang buy it for you, it's okay, right?" My little princess! ”

"Just now you said that you would take care of me for the rest of your life, and now your true form will be revealed soon?!" Shang Wanyan was angry in her heart, and couldn't help but hum: "What? You send a servant to buy it, and you don't want to run for me yourself? ”

"Okay, I'll go, I'll go." Fat Lu agreed with a sad face, but he was smiling in his heart, "Little girl, do you still want to test me?" A little girl with a surname like you may be rare in this era, but in the comic books and novels of later generations, how many or how many you want, see how I eat your little girl to death in the future! ”

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After taking the messenger explained by Shang Wanyan, Lu Fatzi took the remaining Xiao Erlang and Fang Shiyu two dog-legged people out of the house, carrying a load of food boxes and first going to Dashilar, which was not too far away, and found the Yaolin Zhai Restaurant named by Shang Wanyan, and then Lu Fatzi was not in a hurry to box Shang Wanyan's vegetables, but first called a table full of vegetarian dishes for himself, Xiao Erlang, and Fang Shiyu, and asked for a few catties of Shaoxing Huang, and led the two dogs to eat and drink.

"Young master, aren't you going to ask Xiao Gege to buy her vegetarian dishes?" Xiao Erlang kindly asked, "If we wait for us to eat and then send her food, then isn't she going to be hungry?" Why don't we put our food in a food box and eat it at home? ”

"You know the." While eating a vegetarian dish that tasted really good, Fat Lu said vaguely: "Women just can't get used to it, the more she gets used to it, the more she kicks her nose and face, the bigger her temper becomes, the more difficult it is to serve, let her be hungry for a while, and she will know how good I am." Don't be wordy, eat quickly. Shiyu, you and I are both fat, so we both need to eat more vegetarian dishes, otherwise we will be in trouble if we suffer from high blood pressure or diabetes in the future. ”

The little black fat man Fang Shiyu really agreed stupidly, although he didn't know what Lu Fatzi said about high blood pressure and diabetes, but the vegan food in this Yaolin Zhai restaurant tasted really good, so Fang Shiyu didn't bother to use his brain to think. Xiao Erlang saw that Fat Man Lu insisted, so he had no choice but to sit down helplessly and accompany Fat Man Lu and Fang Shiyu to eat and drink. And Fat Lu said that he could do it, and he really waited until he and Xiao Erlang and Fang Shiyu were full, and then he called another table of vegetarian food for Shang Wanyan, put it in a food box and handed it to Xiao Erlang and Fang Shiyu to carry back home.

Fat Lu was somewhat conscientious, afraid that Shang Wanyan would eat bad stomach if the food was cold, so he walked very fast when he went back, and it didn't take long to return to Shihu Hutong, but as soon as he turned into Shihu Hutong, a young man with crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes suddenly rushed over from the wall, so frightened that Fang Shiyu and Xiao Erlang hurriedly stopped in front of Lu Fatzi and shouted together: "What are you doing?" What do you want? ”

"This master, seeing that you have an extraordinary bearing, you must be a knowledgeable master, right?" The crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes with an authentic Beijing accent asked Fat Lu mysteriously. At the end, the crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes brightened the long cloth bag in his arms even more mysteriously, and said, "Good thing, are you interested in taking a look?" Keeper you like. ”

"Not interested." Fat Lu replied categorically: "If you want to sell the stolen goods of thieves, go to a pawnshop or a ghost market, I am a person in officialdom, and I am not interested in these things." ”

"Master, this is not a thief." The crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes were anxious, and hurriedly said: "Don't tell the master, this is the treasure left by the little ancestor, if it weren't for the fact that the son really couldn't go on, the little one was really reluctant to sell." ”

"I don't want any kind of baby." Fat Lu was in a hurry to go back to deliver food to Shang Wanyan, so he naturally didn't bother to entangle with the crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes.

"Master, don't you really take a look?" The crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes were even more anxious, and pleaded: "Master, you just open your grace, tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, the family still expects this baby to exchange some silver for the New Year, you just take a look, just take a look, buy it or not, the small one will never pester you." ”

"Then you open it and take a look." Xiao Erlang was a little curious, put down the burden of the food box and said.

"Holo." The crooked eyebrows and squinted eyes happily agreed, and quickly put the long cloth bag on the burden of the food box, opened the wrapped cloth, revealing a finely carved mahogany long box, and opened the box again, revealing a slightly yellowed scroll, and then carefully picked up the scroll, "Master, please take a look." ”

"What the hell?" Fat Lu lazily unfolded the scroll, and found that it was a pair of calligraphy of dragons flying and phoenix dancing, the calligraphy was a line book, and the content was Bai Juyi's word for pipa, and there was not much surprise, but when he saw the final block letter, Lu Fatzi couldn't help but be surprised, and blurted out: "Dong Qichang?!" ”

"Master has good eyesight, this is Dong Qichang's real work." The crooked eyebrows and slanted his eyes explained: "Don't hide from the master, when Li Zicheng entered Yanjing, Yanjing City was in chaos, the villain's grandfather was a slave in the family of a former Ming official, the former Ming official was killed by Li Chuangwang's soldiers, and the family was also robbed, the villain's grandfather took advantage of the chaos to get this calligraphy in the study of the former Ming official, originally wanted to be a family heirloom, but now the son is really unable to live, and even the New Year's Plate is gone, and the small one has no choice, so he has to take it out for silver." ”

"Then why don't you take it to the glass factory and sell it?" Fat Lu asked vigilantly.

"Go, the bid there is too low." Crooked eyebrows and squinted his eyes explained: "The little one knows that this Xuanwu Gate is where the big officials live, so he wants to come here to try his luck and see if he can sell more silver and add two sets of clothes for the children." ”

"And how much silver do you want?" Fat Lu asked casually.

"Master, if you like it, be a small filial piety, five hundred taels will do." The crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes stretched out a slap - I added in my heart, damn, this sticker is sold for at least two or three thousand taels of silver to the glass factory, and it will cost you five hundred taels, so you can steal the fun. But what the crooked eyebrows and squinted eyes never dreamed of were ......

"Five hundred taels?!" Lu Fatzi, Xiao Erlang and Fang Shiyu screamed at the same time, and scolded in unison: "You kid go and grab it, you kid is so light and fluttering a painting, you can't eat or wear, and you want to sell it for five hundred taels, you can rob the money bank!" ”

"Master, this is Dong Qichang's real work!" Crooked eyebrows and squinted his eyes and said with a sad face: "Master, if you don't believe it, you can find an expert to identify it, if it's fake, you chop up the small one!" ”

"I really don't!" Fat Lu threw away the calligraphy worth thousands of gold and crooked his eyebrows and squinted his eyes, and snorted: "Five hundred taels, in our Yunnan, it is enough for more than 50 families to eat and wear for a year." Too expensive, don't. ”

"How much do you have?" Crooked eyebrows and squinted eyes were considered to be out of line with Lu Fatty, so he had to pester Lu Fatzi and said: "Master, you open your favor and pay back a price, the small one really wants to sell, and you should be filial to your old age." ”

"You ...... guy." Fat Lu wanted Fang Shiyu to throw this crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes out of Shihu Hutong, but when the fat eyes turned, Fat Lu inadvertently saw the wooden box containing the calligraphy - a good box, there is yellow silk inside, and the mahogany is still the rarest wenge wood, beautifully carved, embellished with fine beads and broken jade, and the corners are also inlaid with gold plating-at least Lu Fatzi thinks it is gold-plated, and when he picks it up, it smells fragrant, and it is smoked with good cinnamon peppers. What's even more rare is that the length, width and thickness of this long box are just right for what Fat Lu wants to pack. Fat Lu couldn't help asking: "Buy your copybook, is this box a good one?" ”

"Does the box work?" Crooked eyebrows and squinted his eyes, and replied casually: "Of course, you buy a copybook, and this box will be given to you." ”

"That's good." Fat Lu raised two fingers and said, "At this price, do you sell it?" ”

"Two hundred taels?" Crooked his eyebrows and squinted his eyes, and hurriedly said: "Master, two hundred taels is two hundred taels, and the small ones should be honored." ”

"Who said I gave two hundred taels?" Lu Fatzi said angrily: "I'm talking about two taels of silver, do you sell it?" ”

"Two taels of silver? Master, what are you kidding with the little one? "Crooked eyebrows and squinted eyes, I almost fainted out of breath - two taels of silver to buy the most popular Dong Qichang in the capital right now? Or is it the unique authentic work of Dong Qichang's "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing"? !

"Who was kidding you?" Lu Fatzi sneered: "Don't think that the master is from out of town, I don't know what the price of Dong Qichang's authentic works is in the capital now!" Today, the emperor likes Dong Qichang, and the officials in the capital are thinking about getting his real work to pat the emperor's ass, if your calligraphy is true, just take it to an official's house, and it can be sold for at least two thousand taels! You sell the real Dong Qichang calligraphy to the master for five hundred taels, and the master is two? ”

"I'm real!" The crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes almost roared, and he said in his heart that others were Xiucai and met soldiers, and it was reasonable to say that - I, a soldier of the Thirteen Yamen, met Xiucai, why couldn't I say it clearly?

"Just two taels of silver, do you sell it or not?" Fat Lu asked very seriously: "If you don't sell it, then take it away, you still have urgent matters." ”

"Sold! Who told the little ones to be in a hurry to sell silver for the New Year? Crooked eyebrows and squinted eyes endured the distress, knocked out teeth and swallowed blood, forced a smile and smiled: "Ye is really good eyesight, in fact, to be honest, the little one doesn't know if this word sticker is true, just know that it is handed down by the ancestors, you take it to the expert for identification, if it is true, then you will make a lot of money." ”

"Erlang, take out the silver." Fat Lu commanded casually, and picked up the exquisite box containing Dong Qichang's authentic works with great importance, and smiled so much that his mouth was almost closed-this time he could save another packaging fee. Over there, the crooked eyebrows and squinted eyes took the two taels of silver handed by Xiao Erlang with tears, handed over Dong Qichang's authentic handiwork to Xiao Erlang, and ran away with tears in his eyes.

"Young master, what should I do with this pair of words? Why don't you throw it away? Xiao Erlang asked with the 'fake' Dong Qichang's authentic handwriting.

"Take it with you." Lu Fatzi said casually: "The above is a line of writing, the writing is not bad, when I have time to learn the font of the line of books, so as not to be always said that my words are like dogs." ”

"Okay." Xiao Erlang agreed, and said to Fang Shiyu: "Shiyu, you can pick the food box, I will also take a look at this calligraphy, it is strangely well written, and it is stamped with cinnabar." Tsk, the current fakes, it's really like it. I have to teach a lesson, in the future, when others send the young master's calligraphy and paintings, they must not be accepted, there are too many fakes, and it will be miserable if they are pitted. ”

In this way, Fat Lu happily held the treasure box, Fang Shiyu picked up the food box, Xiao Erlang took the notebook and looked up and down, and swaggered back to Wu Yingxiong's mansion. And after entering the door, he just arrived at the second gate, and happened to meet Wu Yingxiong, Lang Yanshu and Lin Tianqing coming out of the second gate with a smile, and after saluting each other, Lin Tianqing saw the calligraphy in Xiao Erlang's hand at a glance, and couldn't help but stomp his feet and complained: "Lord Lu, you said you, why don't you call the old man when you buy calligraphy and paintings?" Now that there are so many fakes and fakes, what should I do if I am caught? Come and show me, have you been fooled? ”

"Lord Huilin, this thing is fake." Xiao Erlang handed the 'fake' Dong Qi's genuine handwriting to Lin Tianqing, and explained with a smile: "Just two taels of silver, the young master bought it back to learn to write." ”

"Oh, it's only two taels of silver." Lin Tianqing breathed a sigh of relief, took the notebook and said while looking at it: "Two taels of silver, it's worth it, this fake is well done, and even the old man can't tell that it's fake in many places." …… Hey, why is this seal so similar, just like the real thing? There is also this ink, which is also Luo Xiaohua's ink that Dong Qichang likes to use, and it is really like ....... ”

Muttering, Lin Tianqing's eyes widened wider and wider, and he suddenly roared, startling Wu Yingxiong, Lu Fatzi and the others, "Really! It's true! This is definitely the real Dong Qichang's "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing"! ”

"What?" Wu Yingxiong and Lang Yanshu were also shocked, and hurriedly gathered next to Lin Tianqing to watch the calligraphy together. Lu Fatzi and Xiao Erlang looked at each other, and said no, if you really have such good luck, you can buy Dong Qichang's authentic works for two taels of silver? !

"Really, it's the real thing!" After careful appraisal for a long time, Wu Yingxiong and Lang Yanshu also came to the conclusion that this sticker is indeed the authentic work of Dong Qichang's "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing"!

"Master Lu, tell me quickly, where did you get this treasure?" Lin Tianqing said excitedly: "Lord Lu, do you know? Just this year, because he knew that the emperor liked Dong Qichang's words, the governor of Liangjiang, Lord Lang Tingzuolang, paid a high price of 3,000 taels of silver in Dong Qichang's hometown Songjiang Mansion, and searched for this authentic work of Dong Qichang's "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing", and wanted to dedicate it to the emperor, but the result was not as desired, where did you buy it? ”

"It's at the mouth of the alley of Shihu Hutong." Fat Lu was also a little dumbfounded, and hurriedly told him in detail what had just happened.

"Ahh Why hasn't the old man encountered such a good thing?! Lin Tianqing thumped his chest and cried out in annoyance: "Why didn't the old man want to go outside just now?" The person who sold the painting to you must not have known that it was genuine, and thought it was a fake, so it was sold for only two taels of silver! Why didn't the old man meet such a kind person? Not to mention two taels of silver? That's two thousand taels! No, three thousand taels! The old man is also out! ”

"Lord Lu, good luck." Wu Yingxiong also said enviously: "Sure enough, it is the first lucky general of my Pingxi Palace, and such a good thing has made you bump into it." ”

"Luck, luck." Fat Lu smirked, and regretted in his heart - he knew that he was so lucky, and he should have bought more lottery tickets in the 21st century. At the end, Fat Lu picked up the calligraphy again, and said, "Shiziye, don't blame me, Master Lin is a senior elder, and he likes this calligraphy so much, I won't give it to you." Lord Lin, if you like it, I will honor you as a junior. ”

"Of course, Lord Lin is a senior, so he should be dedicated to him first." Wu Yingxiong smiled and nodded.

"What did you give me for?" Lin Tianqing also calmed down a little, and kindly suggested: "Because the emperor likes Dong Qichang's calligraphy, now the price of Dong Qichang's calligraphy and paintings in the capital has been speculated several times!" Since God gave you this hard-to-find Dong Qichang's "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing", you should dedicate it to the emperor. ”

"That's right." Wu Yingxiong also echoed: "Anyway, Yifeng, you will enter the palace the day after tomorrow to pay New Year's greetings to the emperor, and then you will dedicate it to the emperor, the emperor will be happy, and it will be beneficial to your future." ”

"This ......." Lu Fatzi was a little hesitant, this authentic painting of Dong Qichang's "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing" was given to Lin Tianqing or Wu Yingxiong, but Lu Fatzi was not distressed at all - after all, Lin Tianqing and Wu Yingxiong are both Han people, and the treasures of the Han people will be given to them. But if he wanted to take it to the Tartar Xiao Mazi, Lu Fatzi was extremely painful -- in history, Kang Xiao Mazi and his descendants of birds and beasts engaged in literary prisons, and how many cultural treasures of the Chinese nation were ruined?

Thinking of this, Fat Lu said casually: "Okay, Senior Lin resolutely refused to accept it, and thank Senior Lin for returning it." ”

After a few more gossips, Fat Lu remembered that Shang Wanzhen was still waiting for him to deliver food, so he hurriedly confessed to Wu Yingxiong, Lin Tianqing and others, and led Fang Shiyu and Xiao Erlang to pick up the food box and hurriedly find Shang Wanyan. On the way, Lu Fatzi left the box, wrapped the character with a cloth again, handed it to Xiao Erlang and instructed: "Erlang, you will go to the glaze factory alone for a while, find a shop to sell this character, don't sell it if it is less than three thousand taels, and the more silver sold will belong to you." ”

"Sold?" Xiao Erlang was stunned and asked in surprise: "Young Master, didn't the prince and Lord Lin let you dedicate this character to the emperor?" Why are you going to sell again? What to give the emperor a New Year's gift? ”

"Rest assured, I've got two better gifts in store." Fat Lu smiled slightly and said, "Three thousand taels of silver, how many big things is enough for us to go back to Qujing?" ”

(To be continued)