Chapter 63 [Sheep That Can Eat People] Ask for Recommendation and Collection:)
ps Today is Mother's Day, I wish the mothers of the world peace, happiness and joy :)
Uh, please don't guess, Jing Jian is a pure man, that's for sure
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Bai Dong began to suspect that God had eyes, otherwise why would it be windy and rainy as soon as he wanted to go out? And it's thundering, and it's crackling so that it's not scary. Cao'er had another excuse to be coquettish, threw down the half-eaten steamed bun in his hand, and got into Bai Dong's arms fiercely, saying that Cao'er was so scared, brother will tell a story again? Sinbad Sailing doesn't want to listen to it, but wants to hear newer and more interesting stories!
Let's talk about it, it's not convenient to walk in the heavy rain anyway. Bai Dong has now discovered a problem, telling stories to children must be carefully chosen, Alibaba is too violent, he actually used hot oil to burn the forty thieves hiding in the jar alive, will the child learn badly after listening to it? Sinbad is very brave, but he will always fight with a lot of monsters and demons, which is a horror ~ horror, will it affect the healthy growth of children? Snow White is a typical historical nihilism, and the seven dwarfs are obviously involved in ~yellow~ah? What we want is sunshine, positive energy, and protect the delicate next generation!
Cao'er is such a good little girl, how did she become so naughty and violent? Every time Sang Wazi came to cry to herself, she was beaten by the grass, and this little girl actually dared to climb the high waterwheel, and her soul was almost scared when she rushed there.
Stories must be rated! After thinking about it, Bai Dong was ready to talk about "The Daughter of the Sea". The little mermaid princess is a model of unruliness, what happened? Because if you don't listen to your parents, you become a beautiful bubble; Bai Dong thinks that this story can establish a correct outlook on life and values for Cao'er, and be a healthy girl in the old Qin country, study hard from now on, go to Lang every day, and marry an honest and noble-born, wealthy, and talented stinky boy in the future, so that he can rest assured.
Unexpectedly, what Cao'er saw from the story was not to follow any rules, and she actually hated the foolish prince when she cried so much, and cursed this bastard that she would never get real love. It's bad, such an excellent story has made Cao'er more extreme, and it also mentions love? Bai Dong was completely stunned, he found that he was about to lose his ability to tell stories, and if he continued like this, he would probably only be able to read aloud the purest Bible, right?
The rain stopped in time, Bai Dong almost escaped from the little witch, climbed into the carriage in embarrassment, and put a cloth ball stuffed with hemp silk under his buttocks, it would take half an hour to get to Liyang, and there was enough time for him to plan the future education of Cao'er and the children of the clan.
Lao Yinglian is actually a very careful person, before the arrival of his mother and Cao'er, he prepared two sets of mansions for the Bai family inside and outside Liyang City, it was his mother who was used to rural life, and did not want to be separated from the clan, so he chose to live on the outskirts of the city. Holding a big old bowl every day, making a bowl full of rotten dough, snoring and eating, while laughing and chatting with the clansmen, this is the way of life she has become accustomed to.
Past experiences have become faint memories, forgetting the past, integrating into today's life, cherishing the people in front of her, Bai Yue is like a magical son in her eyes.
This is bitter for Bai Dong, and it will take half an hour to go to Liyang. Fortunately, Lao Yinglian is quite intimate, the seventh-rank duke doctor has no duties, and the official Keqing is actually equal to a senior staff, nominally a distinguished guest of the Qin State, and when he comes up with an idea, he can face the king, and no one will pick on him if he doesn't enter the Liyang Palace for ten days and half a month if he is lazy, it is really suitable for him, and he can be happy when he thinks about it.
In fact, Bai Dong really thinks too much, the preferential treatment of nobles and doctors in the Warring States Period has reached a level of perversion~ perversion, unlike the early dynasty in later generations, and a court meeting may not be held in three or five days, and as long as it is not a big court meeting, the nobles and doctors can not go if they want to, and they will not be recorded as absenteeism.
When I jumped out of the car, I saw Li Di standing in front of the city gate and smiling at him. Since this guy has been Bai Dong's good buddy, he has laughed more and more often, and many times Bai Dong mistakenly thought that he had just killed someone; This murderous demon king walked up to Bai Dong and actually patted him on the shoulder: "It's raining so heavily, I thought you wouldn't come, it's already noon, I'm afraid I have to wait an hour to see the king." ”
"I don't want to see the king, I, the guest secretary of the Qin State, is the most scattered person, I just want to come and see Liyangguan City, taste the delicious taste of Qindi, and of course, there are also Qindi beauties, you don't know how to go, there are many girls desperately close to me on the day of the city gate army, all of them are dressed like flowers and butterflies, but unfortunately they left after the end of the army, only the beautiful woman left in the air, if it was me, wouldn't you feel sorry?"
Li Di looked at him seriously, laughed again, and pointed to his nose: "Good boy, good boy for many years, no one has ever been able to make me laugh just by talking, you actually did it, it's amazing." Boy, do you think I'm going to believe it? Jing Jian went back to Liyang yesterday and said that there are many features of your home, there is tap water that can be directly pulled into the room, there is a magical wooden cart that turns over the water, and there is a bathtub sprinkled with flower petals, he said that he just took a bath, and you took a dozen subordinates. Now these people have to guard around Baijiazhuang day and night, and your family only eats and drinks, regardless of remuneration, and Jing Jian said that he has suffered a big loss. I've been with you for many years, and it's the first time I've seen someone who can make Jing Jian suffer, brother, it's worthy of being a master disciple of Guigu? said, what are you here for, is it for the bitter wine girl? ”
This kid seems to have a kind of magical power, always able to change a person subtly, Li Di feels that he is talking more and more now, and there is a tendency to transform into a girl, which must be paid attention to, but the words come to the mouth but can't be contained. He hated himself, when did he become so undetermined? However, he also has a share of the credit for saving bitter wine, and it is human nature to care about it, right? Li Di is looking for a plausible explanation for himself.
"If I told Brother Li that I came to Liyang this time to be a man-eating sheep, would you believe it?"
"Nonsense! I've only heard of people eating sheep, when will there be sheep that can eat people? If you say it's a tiger and a leopard, I still believe it, and the old black bear will also become, and the sheep will eat people? I understand, are you kid hungry and want to try the fat sheep stew in Liyang? No problem, brother treats! ”
"Did my brother forget? The fat sheep stew I made is the best, can you eat it made by the old Qin people? The taste is too great! This time, I bothered my brother to come, just ask you to be a guide and take me to see Liyangguan City, as for the matter of sheep eating people, you will soon understand. Bai Dong smiled slightly, with an expression of not saying anything to death, it was really rewarding to be able to hang the appetite of a person like Li Di.
"I want to see how you let the sheep eat people. Let's go, the city is at the east gate, next to the killing field, tomorrow at noon Wei is harmless and will abandon the city, do you kid want to see it? "At the mention of killing, Li Di's eyes will shine, and his hand will be pressed on the hilt of the sword, it seems that it is a pity that he will not be the one who will do the sword tomorrow!
Liyang Guan City made Bai Dong a little disappointed, isn't this the farmers' market next to the community? And the merchants don't know how to sell, and they don't even have a plaque. The smarter stores will put a big old bowl in front of the door, or an empty wine can, the pharmacy is the funniest, directly in front of the door scattered a piece of medicine residue, the strong smell of medicine comes with the wind, so that you don't want to know that his family is selling medicine. Human beings are smart, and they will always think of all kinds of advertising methods, which are only limited by the times and have nothing to do with IQ.
How will yam shops advertise? Do you want to put a piece of tofu in front of the door? Soon Bai Dong found that his worries were unnecessary, and bitter wine turned out to be the best advertisement. Looking at the bitter wine dressed in cloth from afar, like Wenjun's furnace, Bai Dong couldn't help but smile, the bitter wine was fat, the original bitter melon seed face became a goose egg face, the face was too white before, and it was the result of long-term malnutrition at a glance, but now his face is red and fluttering, like the dawning sun.
This sun-like woman is nervous and busy, just like that, the men in front of the door still have to urge, I don't know who pursed their lips and whistled, but unfortunately it was too tactful and frivolous~ floating, and immediately caused countless people to cross their eyebrows and cold their faces, fortunately, they saw the opportunity to make amends immediately, otherwise they deserved to be beaten by the masses, and even the soldiers who patrolled the streets were too lazy to ask about this kind of thing.
Bai Dong just looked at it from a distance, bitter wine was to a large extent the epitome of his mother, Cao'er and the clansmen, and it was a substitute for his feelings when he was in the old Qin military camp, watching her live a happy and happy life, watching her become fat, and seeing that she no longer needed to rely on singing to maintain her life, this was enough. Bitter wine will always turn into mellow and rich wine, and there will always be people who really know how to appreciate her.
Li Di actually learned to be anxious for others. Kujiu didn't see Bai Dong, and Bai Dong didn't seem to have the intention of stepping forward, didn't this kid come to Liyang for a while? Or is this kid weak-hearted and cowardly? How is it possible, when it comes to being thick-skinned, can there be anyone in the old Qin State who can surpass him?
"Aren't you going to see bitter wine?" Since saving Kujiu, Li Di has regarded Kujiu as his own sister-in-law, and he will never forget the poor woman with a pale face and no breathing under Jishui; God is unfair, this kid is only willing to save half of the people, don't you know what Lu Dao Bitter Wine really wants? Even Lao Tzu can see it!
"Is she bad now? Every day, she would get up early and grind tofu happily, and then exchange the income of her labor for the money needed to earn a living, and the men lining up in front of the door would praise her, admire her, and even make strange noises, all to attract the attention of the bitter wine, hoping that she would smile more beautifully and sweetly. How do you understand this bland taste of happiness? But I know."
Bai Dong glanced at him with a smile: "Don't you want to know what it means to eat people?" Come with me, I'll have lunch first. The shop with pottery bowls in front of the door sells food, and I've been paying attention to it for a long time, and it seems that there are still 'Mimi' for sale in his house. ”
"Your eyesight is good, the female businesswoman of that family is from Yue Guo, her name is Yue Ji, her waist is very thin, her eyes are bent like a crescent moon when she laughs, her family's food is good, and there are white 'Mimi' made of wheat noodles for sale, which is not much worse than your craftsmanship. Let's go, today I'm in for a treat."
Li Di looked at Bai Dong, and then at the bitter wine, and sighed secretly, thinking back to the past, it was only after 'she' left that he began to become bloodthirsty and easy to kill, right? Young people don't know how to cherish, and there are times when you kid regret it!
This shop is very small, but the female businesswoman is very eye-catching, a southern woman in her early twenties, with bright skin and slender figure, it seems that there is fresh water vapor on her face at a glance, it is not that Wu Yuezhixiang can't produce such a daughter.
Bai Dong is actually very curious, Yue Guo is thousands of miles away from the old Qin State, why did this Yue Ji leave her hometown and come to Liyang to do business? Seeing her hot business, I gradually understood that the refreshing Wuyue dishes were very attractive to the old Qin people, and she also had beets with caramel added here, although they were expensive, there was no shortage of high rollers, such as Gan Sheng, who immediately smiled and got up to greet him when he saw Bai Dong and Li Di.
Lao Ganlong's He Yi was sent to Bai's house, and Bai Dong also invited him to eat a meal of dog meat stuffed buns. As a result, this guy ate more than 20 in a row, and it is said that he was severely reprimanded by Lao Ganlong for this.
"Doctor Bai Gong, may you sit here? Gan is feeling that he is tasteless, and there is a doctor, so he will become a feast. Oops, Lord Li Wei is also here, please hurry up, please"
Gan Sheng really doesn't look like a big family, but like a successful businessman with eight faces, he is fat, and he has two dimples with a smile, which makes people can't bear to refuse his invitation.
"Brother Gan is too polite, since this is the case, the younger brother will not shirk, the Bai family is poor, the Gan family has money, and it is also appropriate to eat you."
Bai Dong's words made Li Di's face blush, and he glanced at Gan Sheng: "I bear my own account." ”
"What did Master Li Wei say? You are a minister in the same palace as your father, it is my uncle and elder, Uncle Li, how about giving your little nephew some face? Gan Sheng smiled sweeter than Maitreya Buddha, Bai Dong looked at it and secretly stretched out his thumb, this is a talent! Seeing people with three points of familiarity, there are seven points for talking, and he is a rare public relations talent in the next generation, and people rely on the face and mouth to pull the relationship, and they don't need to rely on the thighs, this is called professional!
The old family is rich, Ganlong's table is already full of all kinds of dishes, although they are all cooking things, but most of them are seasonal fresh things, Bai Dong tasted a few things, nodded slightly and said: "The store has good craftsmanship." ”
"Oh, I can be praised by Dr. Bai Gong, Yue Ji is so happy."
The fragrant proprietress floated over like this, Renmei's mouth was also sweet, and there seemed to be a hook in her eyes, not looking at Li Di or Gan Sheng, staring at Bai Dong drippingly; It's a man who looks at her like this, I'm afraid he has to think differently.
"Oh? Does the businesswoman still know me? ”
"Look at what you said, before Dr. Bai Gong entered Liyang, he let Wei Wuwu's old dog destroy his house, who didn't applaud him? Doctor Bai Gong, Yue Ji thanks you for those girls who have suffered. ”
"I'm really good at talking, let me ask you, I heard that you also sell 'Mimi' here, right?"
"Doctor Bai Gong is really good at laughing, and he doesn't dare to sell it to you? Who doesn't know that this 'Mimi' is the first pasta created by Dr. Bai Gong? Yue Ji didn't dare to show off. ”
"There's nothing you dare, I'm in a hurry to come out this time, do I still want to be 'Mimi'? Well, give me a hundred, all of them will be wheat, the bigger the better, I will be of great use! ”
PS: What is a man-eating sheep? Why does Bai Dong want to buy steamed buns? The next chapter will be revealed. After gathering momentum for a long time, it seems that Bai Dong should also make a move.
The new week is coming, and "Sunshine Daqin" depends on everyone. Everyone supported all the way, no matter how much it was hypocritical, I shook hands with you silently and said thank you :)
Thanks to the brothers of 'q old dragon head P' and 'Tamsui River ferryman' for their rewards, thank you.