Chapter Eighty-Four: The True Fairy
Out of the yamen, Liu An seemed to have nothing to do, and took revenge on Wang Dafu, although it was cool for a while, but after the revenge was over, it seemed that there was nothing to do.
Walking alone on the streets of Qincheng, a period of loneliness, emptiness and coldness, at this moment Liu An's mood is like a gentleman who has just finished visiting the kiln, after being refreshed, there is only emptiness left!
Liu An was thinking about what he should do next, as if there was nothing to do.
The family has been settled, and they have purchased a sufficient family business, which can ensure that the family has no worries about food and clothing.
The landlord's old wealth that bullied his family was also cleaned up, and Qin Cheng really didn't seem to have anything to do with himself.
As for Bai Susu's mixed-race beauty, although Liu An wants to go to her, but this kind of thing is pickling girls, and you have to be stable! Otherwise, it will be too easy for a woman to look down on it, and if you can't soak it, it's small, and if you lose face, it's big!
"Woe to you, blessing to you. Looking, fortune-telling, marriage ......"
Just when Liu An was confused, the voice of a fortune teller suddenly came.
Listening to this lame shouting, Liu An couldn't help but secretly despise it, he clearly remembered that the shouting in the dream was powerful!
Liu Anxin thought, anyway, there is nothing to do at this time, so it is better to go and exchange ideas with the fortune teller.
Look at the fortune teller.
"Hiss......"
Liu An gasped.
I saw that the fortune teller was dressed in a shabby robe, with a long beard and white eyes, and he looked like a blind man. If it weren't for the sloppy body, it would also have the taste of fairy wind bones.
Looking at the fortune teller, Liu An suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and an excellent plan for picking up girls appeared in his mind.
But for now, let's discuss with this fortune teller first, and shorten the distance between people's hearts, as for the pickle girl plan, the relationship is in place, and I'm afraid that the plan can't be implemented!
Thinking of this, Liu An walked towards the fortune teller, and before he got close, he saw the fortune teller quickly stand up, show his big yellow teeth, and smile at Liu An.
I really don't know if this guy is really blind or fake, he still knows how to welcome guests, but Liu An is not here to take care of business, and he is not interested in the other party's big yellow teeth.
Just as he was about to approach the fortune teller, Liu An dodged and ran to the side of the fortune teller to stand.
The fortune teller is not simple, when Liu An flashed, he also turned around, facing Liu An, still with big yellow teeth.
Liu An can be sure that this guy is definitely not blind, he pretends to be a little godlike, and the flaws are too obvious!
I saw that the fortune teller smiled even more happily, with a profound look, "This little brother, fortune teller is still ......"
Liu An understands that this fortune teller looks good, why does he have no business. Pretend to be blind and pretend to be dedicated! This performance is obviously to tell others that you are pretending!
has an empty appearance, but the acting skills are not even as good as the scum, and most importantly, the shouting voice is too bad! Fortunately, Yujian himself.
Liu An ignored the fortune teller's inquiry, and when the other party was confused, he suddenly shouted loudly.
"Fortune teller! Fortune telling! It doesn't matter if you don't tell your fortune, come and take a look, come and take a look, friendship fortune telling, only ten cents! Only 10 cents!
Anything is ten yuan, everything is ten yuan, fortune telling marriage and future only need ten yuan, the original price is hundreds of taels, now it is only ten yuan, really cheap, really affordable, don't miss it when you pass by.
Fortune teller! Ten cents! You can't buy ten cents and suffer a loss, you can't buy ten cents to be fooled, fortune telling only costs ten cents! Don't miss out on ......"
Liu An shouted hard, and I have to say that such a literary shouting immediately attracted the attention of many people.
"What do you mean by that young man?"
"It seems to be a fortune teller, can't it be the old way that sits? It looks a bit of a way. ”
"Is it only ten pennies? You can give it a try. ”
"This baby is yelling interestingly."
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Everyone gathered around the fortune teller's stall and discussed, when did so many people gather in a big place, the fortune teller was a little shocked!
Liu An is triumphant, this is all his credit! It's nice to be noticed! Originally, after cleaning up Wang Dafu, that empty and lonely heart was finally a little full.
"Little brother, you said that fortune-telling only costs ten yuan, is it true?" A passer-by asked curiously.
"It's still ...... Hmm......" Liu Angang wanted to answer.
Suddenly!
A shriveled hand covered Liu An's mouth, and there was a bit of urine smell!
It's the hand of a fortune teller! ! How can there be a smell of urine! When this guy has no business, he shouldn't be playing with his old thing!
Thinking of this, Liu An felt like vomiting.
"Everyone, don't listen to this baby's nonsense, where can you tell fortunes for ten cents! Hehe...... "Fortune teller, after speaking, he showed his big yellow teeth to everyone."
"Cut!"
"I just said how fortune telling is so cheap, it turns out to be a lie."
"It's cheap, it's not good."
"Young man, his mouth is full of hair, and his speech is not firm at all."
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Everyone expressed disdain, and then left with a curse.
The fortune teller couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, glared at Liu An, his eyes were white, staring at people, it was really scary!
was so frightened that Liu An didn't even dare to fart, but then he thought that he was helping this guy, and he didn't like it, what was going on!
couldn't help but say angrily: "You guy really doesn't know how to do it, the master helped you attract so much business, and you didn't say a word politely, but you still glared at me!" You are blind, what a stare! ”
The fortune teller obviously didn't expect Liu An to ruin his business, and he was still arrogant, and his breath suddenly became a little heavier.
"You baby knows what a fart! How can this Taoist master be the kind of person who casually tells fortunes! Ten cents, you can figure it out, besides, this Taoist master is not blind! I can see it, I thought I had a fate with you, and I wanted to help you count it, but now it seems that it is a bad fate! ”
The fortune teller said sonorously and forcefully, as if every sentence was reasonable, and Liu An was so ashamed that he couldn't fight anywhere.
God damn it, I've never seen such a shameless one!
"Old guy, you know a fart, is it too little for ten cents? Do you understand small profits but quick turnover? You just talk about it, how much money do you want! You can't be too greedy. ”
Liu An's words were also sharp, and he directly raised the matter of ten cents to the height of greed.
"I'm mad at me! Little baby! My true fairy has never been so insulted since I learned the Tao, and you have to pay the price! Take its toll! "The real fairy is angry, really angry.
Liu An smiled, laughing at the other party's name, what a fairy! If the fairy grows into this virtue, it is estimated that the immortals above will have to run down to earth.
As soon as he heard that the other party was going to make him pay, Liu An knew that it was not good! The real fairy is angry! I have to rely on him to help me pick up girls! It's hard to be angry!
Liu An quickly groped for something on his body, and the real fairy stared at Liu An with white eyes to see what this baby was going to do.
After a while, Liu An took out a silver ingot and put it in front of the real fairy.
"Come, take it, this is the price I paid, and I hope it is true...... Fairy, don't blame! Liu An held back a smile and said with difficulty.