The military parade is a lofty thing, and the sky is pitiful.

This solemn ritual has changed its flavor in India, not to mention the future, but the previous ones.

At the beginning of December every year, the Indian Ministry of Defense will set up a ticket booth at the door to sell tickets publicly, with the best seats only 500 rupees (equivalent to 50 yuan) and the lowest only 30 rupees.

Of course, except for the official special position, Zhu Zilong can now try it out in advance.

Soon, the large-scale indoor mining and drainage began ahead of schedule.

Zhu Zilong looked at it, and naturally the leader spoke at first, but it didn't take long to speak, and soon the military parade began.

Then a phalanx of soldiers walked by, but although their expressions were serious and their steps were neat, the strange thing was that their uniforms were all different, and they were all colorful and colorful. What's even more bizarre is their hats, some like peacocks, some like cockscombs, and some like bread!

Zhu Zilong: "...... Embarrassment! ”

It seemed that Zhu Zilong was puzzled, and the Indian beauty Shahri who accompanied him explained: "Everyone wears different clothes in order to reflect national characteristics, so they wear extremely classical national military uniforms, in order to reflect their respective cultural traditions and religious customs." ”

After Zhu Zilong listened, he could only continue to say: "...... Embarrassment! ”

Suddenly, Zhu Zilong's eyes lit up, and he blurted out: "Hey, there is a phalanx of female soldiers!" ”

Although less than 2 percent of the Indian army is female, they have always been a highlight of the parade. Many viewers were so moved that they couldn't take their eyes off it.

However, after taking a closer look, Zhu Zilong felt a lot of regret in his heart.

Indian female soldiers generally have dark faces, and there are very few high-value soldiers. It is not an exaggeration to say that the dinosaur detachment is passing by, and it is not an exaggeration to say that I am blinded by the dragon's eyes!

Soon, though.

After the women's team left, some teams with Indian characteristics began to appear, and Zhu Zilong almost burst out laughing in his heart.

"Boss, it's a camel parade ...... now" Sharri clearly knows the situation in her country: "Camel cavalry has a long history, dating back to the early 15th century......"

Zhu Zilong glanced at Sha Erli, thinking that no matter how long the history is, you can't appear at the parade, right? What about juggling?

Below, 50 soldiers rode on camels, 5 men in each row, 10 in front and 10 in front, holding the reins in their left hand and light rifles in their right; Next up is the Camel Band, which includes 34 camels, and its members play military music as they march.

It's like juggling.

However, the next minute, juggling comes when it comes to juggling.

The motorcycle juggling team has appeared!

I saw the "DareDevils" stunt team standing on the motorcycle, a total of dozens of people, like a Buddha statue as immobile as a mountain, proudly drove over.

"The JanBaz Motorcycle Stunt Team was established in 1990 and is part of the Indian Border Security Forces. All members of the aerobatic team undergo rigorous training at the Central Motorcycle Traffic School of the Border Security Force. Sharri continued.

Zhu Zilong endured no spitting and continued to watch. But it's already sweating under the butt!

It didn't take long for Sharri to suddenly shout: "Boss, the dog phalanx, oops, these dogs are so cute!" ”

Zhu Zilong was powerless to complain, and said with an expression: "...... Embarrassment! ”

"What a dog phalanx, that's a police dog phalanx." An Indian civil servant on the side said suddenly.

Zhu Zilong didn't respond, but roared like thunder in his heart. Which brain-dead design is this to let the dog come up to participate in the parade? Do you want another pig phalanx? Cat and cat phalanx, elephant phalanx (this one really exists), snake and snake phalanx, cow and cow phalanx?

After all, it was just a rehearsal, and not all the shows.

After the end of the military dog phalanx, all the parade phalanx has ended, and the venue finally quieted down, but then soft music was played in the radio, and what was even more exaggerated was that many soldiers actually had a yoga blanket in their hands and began to do yoga with the music.

Zhu Zilong couldn't stand it anymore, so he picked up Sha Erli and ran directly.

"Well, boss, in fact, yoga, an ancient fitness activity with a history of 5,000 years, is very popular with the Indian army. Many Indian troops do one hour of yoga exercises a week and learn 14 yoga poses to soothe the nerves. It's normal to appear at a military parade! Sharry was still explaining.

But Zhu Zilong already felt that he couldn't keep up with the people in the Asan country, and their thinking and breathing were so difficult.

Gotta come out immediately to breathe!

Why does this kind of military parade, which has no actual combat significance at all, exist?

Ready to laugh your enemies to death in battle?

It is no wonder that the army of the Three Kingdoms is known as the five scum of the 10,000-year war.

Zhu Zilong, who returned to the Indian villa, had not yet come to relax, and after a little chat with the beauty, someone from the temple came to invite him.

The man who came was from the temple of Belur!

Known as the "Baroque of India", the temple was built by the 12th-century rulers of the Khothrass dynasty, and the entire temple is extremely spectacular, with a single building made entirely of stone, intricate reliefs and standing carvings surrounding the entire building, and the overall beauty of the symmetry and the precision of the sculpture are breathtaking.

Zhu Zilong's high-caste foreigner hukou fell here, because he was half a temple person.

After visiting it for a while, participating in some activities, meeting with relevant people, and improving friendship. In the evening, a temple cadre took Zhu Zilong to a secret place behind the temple, and said mysteriously:

"Elder Zhu, this is the place where our temple trains saints, with your level, you can choose four saints here as your personal saints, and they can meet your various requirements until you are satisfied. even accompanied all the way to the west! ”

Zhu Zilong: "...... Embarrassment! ”

Elder Zhu? Four holy women? All the way west?

Are you here to take the Western Scriptures? Four people, senior sister, second senior sister, third senior sister, senior sister Bailongma?

Then, unify it to me Zhu Zilong to ride, ride until you are satisfied?

Your sister, Zhu Zilong's face was not good, and he opened his mouth and said: "Why didn't you say this matter earlier, am I this kind of person?" Hmph, what kind of character the saint is, I don't know it, unclean people, I don't need to ......"

Indeed, the Indian saint is just a nice name.

In fact, it is a very miserable, very poor group of women, and of course very unclean.

Hindu saints originate from an ancient Indian tradition of girls from poor families who, after reaching puberty, are forced to sell themselves into monasteries and become sex slaves of senior Hindu monks and Brahmin elders, hence the name "holy women". Due to unclean sex, Indian saints have become a high incidence of AIDS.

Zhu Zilong still wants to live a few more years, this kind of saint, where does she dare to go up XXOO?

Don't!

Of course, if it's pretty, as long as you're not sick, or, maybe, you can, consider? -

(To be continued.) )