Chapter 3 [Isn't it an old fist?] 】
As soon as the thought of my drunkenness flashed through my mind, the world realm immediately became blurred, and the mountain in the distance writhed like a monster, spreading its claws; Isn't that old hen named Flowey standing on the top of the hill? Obviously there is no head, why does it feel like it is looking at itself?
His eyes swept over Huahua and saw the bustling metropolis, with a lot of red men and green women? Traffic jams on the road again? It's better to get out of the car and walk, a qualified legal worker can't let the judge and the parties wait.
The other party's witness appeared, she looked so familiar for what she looked like, with a pair of snow-white little feet, holding two golden carps in her hands, and was smiling sweetly at herself: "Brother, I want to listen to the story." People's feet don't stink."
Is it grass? But why did the smile condense on her little face, and instantly turn snow-white, full of horror?
Brother, save me, save me! A long black shadow spread from behind the grass, and everywhere he went, the judge, the client, and the opposing lawyer, these familiar and unfamiliar images were shattered like glass in a hurricane, and the appearance of the black shadow gradually became clear, it was Chu Dong, the bombastic blind stream!
Suddenly struck a spirit, and Bai Dong, who was completely drunk, quickly opened his eyes.
The cry for help came from Cao'er's room, and the night was especially harsh, and what made Bai Dong angry the most was that it was mixed with Chu Dong's voice: "The girl originally recommended herself for a pillow, why is this so?" "His voice is still so beautiful, is this what is called Yayin Yayan? Scholars? I'll fuck you!
didn't take off his clothes, and his mother and Cao'er were not easy to do when he was drunk, which allowed Bai Dong to rush to Cao'er's hut as soon as possible, and kicked the door open, and saw Chu Tong sitting on ** with a stunned face, Cao'er lying on the side, crying, shouting for help. Bai Dong could see clearly that Cao'er's belt had been torn off.
The situation doesn't seem to be as serious as imagined, but it has already made Bai Dong angry, bastard, you dare to touch my sister! pounced on it is a punch, and without waiting for Chu Tong to come back to his senses, he turned to his side, and slapped his whip leg in the face, Chu Blind Liu screamed and rolled down**.
Your sister, Lao Tzu's small body is born and raised in the land of Qin, yes, he has practiced Taiquan for a few days in his last life, and beating you is like beating a dog.
"Villain, Nofu!"
Chu Tong was kicked down by Bai Dong, and the first time was not to fight back, but to tie the whole crown. A gentleman has six arts, and all the scholars in this era have practiced martial arts, but how can a scholar be as knowledgeable as a country person? A gentleman defeats the enemy, and that is to be famous.
Standing up, Chu Tong said angrily: "Little brother, it was your sister who recommended the pillow, but I don't know why she suddenly repented, why is Chu innocent?" "This is to occupy the moral high ground first, and then crush Bai Dong, the absolute gentleman's demeanor.
"Self-recommended pillow seats?"
Bai Dong was stunned for a moment, recalling his mother's drunken behavior, and suddenly thought of the customs of this era. In this era, scholars are expensive, scholars are nobles, Cao'er was born in a mountain village, if there is no 'chance' in this life, I am afraid that I can only marry an ordinary peasant, and the Qin State has many wars, and the ratio of men and women is seriously imbalanced, maybe I have to marry an old bachelor, an old widower or something.
The Qin people are known for the style of the western region, and when there are distinguished guests at home, they often have the habit of letting their daughters and even wives sleep with them, which is not much different from the Xirong Yiqu. Mother, this is taking a fancy to Chu Dong? Zhilu said that he had always loved the grass the most, so he would get himself drunk, and he wanted to have a background for the grass.
Sad, distressed, angry! Looking at Chu Tong's innocent and righteous appearance, it seems that he is more aggrieved than the enthusiastic young man who helped up his grandmother in the 21st century.
Cao'er stopped crying, and she was not afraid of anything when her brother was there: "Brother, it was my mother who said that I wanted Cao'er to accompany the guests, but his brother's story said that girls can't let men be like that"
Fortunately, Bai Dong was glad for a while. The mother is probably embarrassed to say too much to Cao'er, and the surname Chu is too anxious, if it is an ordinary peasant girl, this 'chance' will be considered a success, fortunately, Cao'er has heard her own story, and many girls in this era are ignorant, but she understands.
"Get out!"
Now that he knows the whole story, by the standards of this era, Chu Tong actually didn't do anything wrong, and there was no need to continue fighting, but Bai Dong didn't want to be polite, and was ready to let him get out of the way.
"How can this be justified, this woman enters my room, and she is a member of this scholar's son. Even if it makes trouble to the government, it is also Chu's reason! ”
Looking at the white and greasy skin on Cao'er's neck, Chu Tong secretly swallowed his saliva, how could he let go? He is a scholar, and the boy in front of him is a country pariah; What's more, this girl was sent in by her mother, according to the customs of Qindi, she is already his person, and it is his truth to be in love with the law, why should he go? Soldiers can be killed but not humiliated, we are people with backbones!
In the face of such fools, simple and crude is the best solution. Scholar**? Bai Dong wanted to smack this product, no nonsense, it was a slap in the face, Chu Tong bent down in severe pain, and looked at Bai Dong in disbelief, I had heard that the Qin people were brave, and they were all hot-blooded men, why would they be so obscene? It's a pity that there is no time to ask, how could Bai Dong give him a chance to fight back, after teasing his feet, followed by an eye-sealing hammer, and then a burst of chaotic feet, not to mention Chu Tong, a scholar, a battle-hardened soldier also had to lie down on the spot.
Cao'er, who was still in fear just now, applauded desperately, the applause was taught by Bai Dong, it is said that this is the best way to show support, my brother is too powerful, it makes the family feel safe.
"Brother, beat him hard, just like Sinbad beats the island monster, whoa!" As soon as the words came out, the grass felt wrong, stuck out his tongue and swallowed the second half of the sentence back, what my mother said, the story told by my brother is a secret, why did I forget it when I was excited?
"You dare to beat the gentleman! This is a felony! ”
Chu Tong was completely stunned, and it took a long time to recover his breath, covering his crotch and slowly standing up, he wanted to take revenge, but he was frightened by Bai Dong's fierce gaze, hesitated, and put on his identity as a scholar of You.
The scholars of the pre-Qin era were the real aristocratic class, did they say that they could fight if they could fight? Even if it is a scholar from another country, if he is known by the government, Bai Dong will be in great trouble, and he will not be able to run away from exile.
"Have friends come from afar, aren't they old fists? Have you heard of the saint Kong, he said this, I just follow the teachings of the saint, what is the sin? "Among the seventy-two disciples of the Confucian sage, there is a big man named Zigong, who launched the saint-making movement as early as a hundred years ago, and now the name of the Confucius sage has been established, Bai Dong is not wrong.
"What a savage, beating a scholar, and blaspheming a saint, a great sin!"
Chu Tong respects benevolence, advocates etiquette and music, and of course respects Confucius, and is immediately furious when he hears this; However, seeing Bai Dong's fierce gaze, he felt the sharp pain coming from the crotch of his pants, and thought that the gentleman should not be like a villain, and it was only right to get out of the dangerous wall quickly, so he threw down a cruel word, turned around and ran, and passed by the white mother who rushed to hear the sound.
"Heian Lang, you did something wrong, and if you beat the scholar, you will be dragged to hard labor or even beheaded"
The mother didn't blame Bai Dong, just shed tears, Cao'er rolled her big eyes, and threw herself into her mother's arms and whispered: "Mother, Cao'er doesn't like this person, it was my brother who saved me, don't blame my brother, okay?" The mother didn't answer, just hugged her and shook her head while crying.
"Mother, don't worry, just a gentleman, if you beat it, you will beat it. He won't sue the official, if this matter is poked out, the most humiliating thing is himself. ”
Bai Dong smiled slightly, the scholars of this era value the most face, for them, it is not shameful to do something, but it is shameful that it was not taken care of by a country savor; As long as Chu Dong is not a fool, he will not tell this matter, and he will be dumb and lose him.
The pre-Qin scholars are real aristocrats, and they are by no means comparable to the ruffians and bullies, Yan is far more important to them than life, Bai Dong even dares to bet that if someone asks about tonight's incident, it must not be himself who wants to kill people, but Chu Blind Liu, if it weren't for his mother to send Cao'er into the room, this kid would maintain a gentlemanly demeanor when he arrived; What's more, Yishi Village was already hidden in the mountains, and Chu Tong also entered by mistake, and it was very difficult for him to find the way into the village again, so Bai Dong was not worried that Chu Dong would retaliate.
Cao'er is the best at coaxing her mother, being coquettish and stupid, using all kinds of tricks, so she coaxed her mother back to the room, turned her eyes to look at Bai Dong, and suddenly fell into his arms: "Brother is the best." ”
"What else do you need to say?" Bai Dong slapped her little buttocks hard: "I was still in tears just now, but I smiled like a flower in a blink of an eye?" Honestly, did you mean it? ”
Squinting her eyes slightly, Cao'er smiled like a little fox: "My brother said, whoever dares to bully Cao'er will beat him to death, people just try it"
This little fox, only fourteen years old, is like this, and when he grows up, he will still have it?
Bai Dong suddenly had a headache.
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