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The proverb says, "The dragon gives birth to the dragon, the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix, and the son of the mouse hits the hole in the ground", which incisively expounds the truth that "the son is like the father, how much".

Emperor Yan Gao Wei did not inherit his Laozi Wucheng Emperor Gao Zhan's scheming skills, and his intelligence was mediocre, but Lu Lingxuan and the puppets of the "Eight Guis" were in power. But he really inherited the perverted cruelty of his Laozi Wucheng Emperor Gao Zhan...... Although he is a cowardly by nature.

Ordering Concubine Feng Xiao's jade body to be displayed for the ministers to appreciate and take the opportunity to collect money is just an insignificant and ridiculous little thing that Emperor Yan Gao Wei did.

Gao Zhe admired the magnificence of the Northern Yan court, which came from the heart, and it was indeed spectacular. It was the result of Emperor Yan Gao Wei's large-scale construction, he overthrew the good Northern Yan court and rebuilt it, a full twelve majestic halls! How much manpower and material resources are consumed? This year, he supervised the erection of Buddha statues on two mountains in the east and west of the city, and the craftsmen worked day and night, using oil as fuel at night, and tens of thousands of boxes were burned overnight, shining like day for dozens of miles. The end of the labor and money, poor and extravagant.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei enjoyed it himself, and the people around him also enjoyed it with light. He was generous, and conveniently named each palace maid a county official, and rewarded a skirt worth 100 gold and a valuable mirror platform, and the palace maids of the Beiyan court were as big as 500 people. There is also his beloved horse Feng Chi Biao Yitong, Xiaoyao Junjun, Cockfighting Feng Kaifu Cockfighting, County Jun Cockfighting, and the Minister of Ministers in the same column, it can be said that "one person obtains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven".

Like his second uncle, Emperor Wenxuan Gao Yang, Emperor Yan Gao Wei likes naked/running birds with his hair scattered, and occasionally plays the pipa naked, not ashamed, and is proud of being a "son of heaven". When you look at someone you don't like, you slaughter them without blinking, and peel off your skin for careful observation.

His brother Nanyang Wang Gao was unreasonable, and he met a woman holding the child, snatching the child and feeding it to the dog, and smeared the child's blood on the lady's body, stimulating the lazy hound to bite to death. Someone accused Nanyang Wang Gao of Emperor Yan Gao Wei, and then? As soon as the two brothers met, they talked about "scorpions and maggots mixed together to bite people", and they really played.

All kinds of acts are tyrannical and too numerous to mention.

Facing such a person as Emperor Yan Gao Wei, Gao Zhe seemed ...... Fool around.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei is handsome, it seems that the Northern Yan Gao clan is ordinary except for Emperor Wenxuan Gao Yangchang, and the others are all very good-looking on the outside. He was not very old, sixteen or seventeen years old, eight feet tall, neither fat nor thin, and fair-skinned. Sword eyebrows, straight nose, thin lips. The eyes are almost, maybe too much wine, and there is no lust in the air. At this time, he was dressed interestingly, not a crown dragon robe, but a beggar's loophole costume, and the people around him were the same.

Mutiba got the promise of Emperor Yan Gao Wei, and when he came with Gao Zhe, he was already chattering. This is a new trick after Emperor Yan Gao Wei was tired of imitating the northwest border city and leading the guards to fight against the "alien race", setting up poor farms and poor markets in the garden, playing various roles and so on.

Gao Zhe stared directly at Emperor Yan Gao Wei, staring at him frowning, displeased, restless, and angry.

"Bold! How dare you look at me! Emperor Yan Gao Wei angrily rebuked.

Gao Zhe took a deep breath, bowed down, and said, "Great Sui envoys, foreign ministers Gao Zhe and Gao Changsheng, meet Yan Jun." After a pause, he quibbled: "The foreign minister has never looked directly at Yan Jun. ”

"Are you blind?" , Emperor Yan Gao Wei was even more angry.

Mutipa hurriedly pulled Gao Zhe's sleeve on the side, anxiously wanting to speak.

The foreign minister was in a trance for a while. , Gao Zhe looked directly at Emperor Yan Gao Wei again, with an incredible look, and said: "Now the foreign minister is looking directly at you, just ...... The foreign minister witnessed the miracle. ”

Looking at Gao Zhe's expression, Emperor Yan Gao Wei was interested: "Oh? What supernatural? ”

"Ziyang Daoist, does Yan Jun know?" , Gao Zhe unceremoniously raised the banner of the old bull's nose.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei bowed his head and said, "I know!" The leader of the Daomen has two strokes. ”

"The foreign minister had the honor to invite him to be a guest for three years, and he learned a few things about hope." , Gao Zhe said tangledly: "On the top of Yanjun's head, purple smoke is thick, bright and magnificent, there is a thing, the horns are like a deer, the head is like a camel, the eyes are like a rabbit, the neck is like a snake, the belly is like a mirage, the scales are like a fish, the claws are like an eagle, the palm is like a tiger, the ears are like a cow, it is big and small, it rises and disappears, swallows clouds and spits fog......"

Emperor Yan Gao Wei let out a "ahh ”

Gao Zhe rolled his eyes and scolded in his heart: A bastard who doesn't learn and has no skills, why can't he figure it out if he is a sycophant? Stupid!

Fortunately, Mutiva was clever, bowed down violently, and said loudly: "What did Your Majesty do to scold yourself? The horns are like deer, and the head is like a camel...... That's a dragon! You are the true son of the dragon! ”

"True Dragon Son !!" , a group of palace daughters and Huang Men'er all knelt on the ground.

Gao Zhe also bent down.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei touched the top of his head, was stunned for a while, and then smiled "hehe". He raised his head and asked a tricky question: "Is there a dragon on the top of your Sui emperor's head?" ”

Gao Zhe said thoughtfully: "Yes! Glancing at Emperor Yan Gao Wei's sinking face, he continued: "The drooping old and decayed are not as strong and majestic as Yan Jun's dragon. ”

"Hahaha!" , Emperor Yan Gao Wei couldn't stop laughing: "Interesting! Interesting! It's a talker, no wonder he's famous! ”

Gao Zhe: "......"

After laughing enough, Emperor Yan Gao Wei scratched his chicken-like hair and said, "What do you want to do when you want to see me?" For the sake of the mission? ”

"The matter of the envoy is done, presumably Yan Jun knows that the foreign minister's trip is friendly." , Gao Zheyi grinned and said, "Those things are troublesome...... I want to see you, I have heard for a long time that you are the most playful person in the world, foreign minister, I am not convinced! ”

Emperor Yan Gao Wei said "yo" suddenly: "Not convinced? When it comes to play, who can match me? Dice rolling, leaf play, pot throwing, archery ......"

Emperor Yan Gao Wei said everything, but he didn't mention "holding the mallet", because his old lady Empress Dowager Hu and the monk were not happy to hold the iron lance, and they held the "meat lance", which was known to the whole world, and he lost a lot of face.

"It's boring!" , Gao Zhe was holding the cooked copper stove with a weak expression.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei sizzled and said, "Cockfighting? Fighting dogs? Fighting horses? Killing people and taking eggs? Caesarean section? Or a beautiful woman? ”

"It's boring!" , Gao Zhe said lightly.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei choked on the fire and said: "You say! What's interesting! ”

"Play is learning! Simple happiness is narrow, and the momentary refreshment can't last long, so it will be tired, annoying, liking the new and hating the old. It has to be good for health, good for the mind, and for a long time. Gao Zhe said: "Fight the landlord, play mahjong, push the tube, and fry the golden flower...... Did you know? ”

Emperor Yan Gao Wei was surprised: "Why have I never heard of it?" ”

Emperor Yan Gao Wei unconsciously used "I", and his attitude was close.

Gao Zhe smiled: "It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it, the key is that when the minister comes, you can have fun!" ”

"Very good!" , Emperor Yan Gao Wei stroked his palm.

Gao Zhe arched his hand and said: "Ask Yan Jun to give him pen and ink, and order the craftsman to make a pair of mahjong first, oh!" This is an indoor game, which requires four people, so you might as well freshen up. ”

Emperor Yan Gao Wei was full of interest, dispersed the attendants behind him, led Gao Zhe and Mu Tipo into his bedroom, and did not forget to instruct the craftsmen to be summoned before freshening up......

Square table, four chairs, dice, mahjong tiles, Gao Zhe drew drawings one by one, and after briefly explaining to the craftsman, he said: "How long will it take?" ”

The craftsman replied, "There will be more than 100 people in prison, carving jade, dyeing and drying...... Half an hour is enough. ”

Gao Zhe nodded in satisfaction.

When the craftsman left with a lot of trouble, Mutipa exhaled and whispered a reproach: "Immortal brother! Don't be so out of line in the future, it's too scary! ”

"Brother Deva, don't worry, am I like a person who has no sense of proportion?" Gao Zhe smiled and patted Mutipa on the shoulder.

Suddenly.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei arrived bare-chested, wearing a pair of obscene pants, and his hair was not dry, looking very much forward to it.

"Yan Jun, mahjong is a game for four people, and there is still one person missing." , Gao Zhedao.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei said: "I greet Concubine Shu, aren't you all together?" Concubine Shu is smart and clever, and she learns everything quickly. ”

"Hmm...... Before the game, the foreign minister has to make a three-chapter agreement with you! Gao Zhe rubbed his hands and said, "If I make you angry, will I have to pay for the loss?" ”

Emperor Yan Gao Weile said: "You speak! ”

Gao Zhe organized his words and said: "First, Bo opera, Bo opera, you can't play without color, but you are the emperor and you have the wealth of the world, and the ministers and brother Ti Po can't catch up, so the color can't be big or small." Second, every time you win, you need to re-stack, it is a game, you can't pretend to be a slave, otherwise you lose the fun, which is inevitably a bit of hand contact. Third, winning or losing is all up to you, you can't lose and cheat, and the gambling table has no size, no dignity. ”

"Done!" , Emperor Yan Gao Wei said happily: "Don't worry! I've never been angry about this aspect of playing, and everything doesn't matter. If you don't believe it, ask Mu Tiva, this guy won me 100,000 taels of silver by rolling the dice, and Liu Taozhi's guy gave me a slap! They're not good? ”

Gao Zhe praised: "Yan Jun deserves to be a fun family!" ”

Another burst.

A woman walked through the side door.

The woman was twenty-six or seventy. The wind is hairy and the sideburns are exposed, and the eyebrows and eyes are lightly swept with spring. The skin is as soft as jade, and the cherry mouth is not dotted and red. The neckline of the tight-fitting pink rose fragrance shirt is wide open, and the plump breasts are swaying. Dressed in a light blue pleated gauze skirt, the slender waist is tied with a big bow in gold silk soft smoke. The demeanor is myriad, graceful and glamorous, mixed with charming...... It's vulgar, with big breasts, long legs, a thin waist, a curved buttocks, and a beautiful face.

"Lady!" , Emperor Yan Gao Wei hooked his hand and said: "Introduction, this is the envoy of the Sui State, the famous Gao Changsheng." ”

Concubine Shu, Feng Xiaolian.

Feng Xiaolian looked at Gao Zhe curiously.

Gao Zhe smiled and saluted: "Concubine Yan Shufei Jin'an." ”

Mahjong is done very quickly, and tables and chairs are also made very quickly.

Emperor Yan Gao Wei tried a chair covered with thick cushions and a falling back, and was surprised: "Oh! It's so comfortable! He was immediately attracted by the small squares: "High messenger, no! Phoenix! Explain how to play mahjong! ”