Chapter 1278: Wash your face with urine

Feng Lun chewed the berries in his mouth and said with a smile: "This envoy has traveled to many places, and I have tasted some of the fine wines from all over the Great Sui, but all the fine wines are fermented with rice grains and sealed in the wine vat for a few years before the original puree can be obtained, but this cup of Miss has both the taste of wine and berries, and it feels like it has just been brewed. ”

Sister Furong laughed, and pointed to the other fire on one side, where a group of Beji women were sitting together, putting piles of rice grains and berries into their mouths, and then chewing incessantly, and finally mixed with saliva, turning into piles of sticky, mixed paste, which were mixed with water, and were being filled into cups.

Feng Lun only felt a wave of nausea rushing from his stomach to his brain, now he finally knew where the strange sour taste in the wine came from, originally he thought it was mare's milk wine or goat's milk wine, although he was more strange, obviously the nearest pastures are nearly a hundred miles away in the grassland outside the forest, it is said that it is very difficult to get mare's milk, and it is even more difficult to make wine, but he didn't expect that the fruit berry wine drunk by the Beji people was actually fermented with saliva.

When he thought that even Sister Furong had a mouthful of big yellow teeth, her mouth was so stinky that she could smoke flies to death, and he originally wanted to take Sister Furong back to the Central Plains and teach her to brush her teeth and rinse her mouth with green salt and loofah, but this wine was actually chewed out of the mouths of these Beji women who never brushed their teeth, and he drank their saliva, and he almost vomited his stomach. A stream of fruit wine had already reached his throat, and Feng Lun suddenly thought about it, if he vomited like this, it would be too embarrassing to lose face. There may be some foreign disputes. With that in mind. He actually held back the vomit alive.

Seeing Feng Lun's painful appearance, Tu Di Ji also guessed in his heart, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he said coldly: "Ambassador Feng, our unlucky place, ice and snow, cold climate, is not as warm and humid as your Central Plains." As long as you put the grain grains into the jar, pour water into them, seal the mouth, and bury them in the cellar, after two years, the rice grains will automatically make liquor. ”

"But here, because the weather is too cold, there is no way to ferment naturally, so we can only rely on women's saliva to assist in brewing. Ambassador, you don't know what's going on, and you may feel a little disgusted. But I still have to tell you, it's the rice grains we use to make wine. We have to use the animal meat and animal skins we have obtained from hunting at the risk of our lives, and exchange them for rice and grain with the Goguryeo people. ”

Feng Lun forcibly swallowed the vomit that reached his throat, and barely squeezed out a smile: "This, this big chief misunderstood, the envoy suddenly had an old illness just now, a burst of dizziness and nausea, it may be that he has been sitting for a long time, he is not very used to it, and he has no intention of belittling the big chief, this wine has a unique flavor, it is a good wine that the envoy has never drunk, the envoy likes it very much, likes it very much, haha." ”

Tu Diji's expression slowed slightly, and he turned his head to Sister Furong, who was silent on the side, and said: "Daughter, it seems that your envoy is a little drunk, you go and fetch some holy water, wait for your envoy to wash, and you will serve the ambassador in a while." ”

Sister Furong's face actually flew a red cloud, turned around and trotted all the way, the bell on her ankle rang, from near to far, Feng Lun's heart blossomed, and he said: "Oh, this can't be done, big chief, your beloved daughter is a flower, even if Feng can't marry her as the lady of the main room, but it is better to marry the media, I think it is better to wait until I return to the Central Plains, and then ask the Supreme to marry." ”

Tudi Ji laughed and waved his hand: "Ambassador Feng, this is Beji, not the Central Plains, there are not so many marriage rules for you, our young men and women here are all caused by prosperity, before the moon and the moon, drill into the grass in the forest, it will achieve good things, unless it is a woman with a big belly, otherwise generally do not talk about marriage." You can accept the little girl here first, and then how to make up for the marriage after returning to the Central Plains, that's your business. ”

Feng Lun was very happy in his heart, but he still said insincerely: "How embarrassing is this! ”

Sister Furong held a wooden basin, blushing slightly, and walked over step by step, the bell on her feet rang for a while, Feng Lun turned his head to look, and only felt a strange smell coming, even though he had been with the Beji people for a long time these days, and began to gradually get used to the smell of their bodies, but he still felt that the smell was a little strong, and then looked at the wooden basin, which was a dark yellow liquid, and there were some bubbles on it, but it was a bit like the tea soup that was popular among the southern scholars and doctors recently.

Sister Furong walked in front of Feng Lun, suddenly knelt down on one knee, and raised the basin above her head: "Please invite Ambassador Feng to wash." ”

Although Feng Lun felt that this basin of "holy water" was strange, he didn't have time to think about it, he reached into the basin, only to feel that the water temperature was slightly hot, not as cold as the flowing water under the ice in the river, and secretly said in his heart that this holy water was really a bit of a doorway, so he picked up a bag of water and began to wash his face and rinse his mouth, while casually asking: "What is this holy water?" It looks amazing. ”

Tudi Ji smiled slightly: "Our custom of Beji is to use the family's feces as holy water for washing, you also see that the river water here is frozen in winter, and it is not easy to take water, and the drowning thing is the essence of the human body, which can not only wash the body, but also prolong life, deaf and clear, Ambassador Feng, the little girl has been promised to you, has become your family, this holy water, naturally is her drowning!" ”

Feng Lun couldn't hold back any longer, and he couldn't care about any diplomatic etiquette, the overall situation, respect for customs or something, a big mouth, black bear meat in the stomach, saliva juice wine, plus a mouthful of "holy water" just held in his mouth, like a surging river, drained thousands of miles, and spit out directly, maybe because this mouthful was too hard, and even the blood was spit out, this big mouthful of vomit was also yellow with white, white and red, pungent sourness, urine smell mixed together, weird, Feng Lun's eyes were black, and he finally fainted, He was lying on the side of his pile of vomit, unable to move.

Tu Di Ji sighed, looked at Sister Fu Rong, whose face was flushed, and said, "Daughter, it seems that Ambassador Feng is not very accustomed to our customs. When he is drunk, carry him back to the basement and let him sleep today. Amma and your mother slept outside in the igloo tonight. ”

Sister Furong nodded, carried Feng Lun on her shoulders like a chicken, and walked forward with a light weight: "Don't worry." (To be continued.) )