Chapter 50: Picking (2)
After a while, Lu Congjian finally vomited enough, and was about to see if the kid who joked about him was still there, but found that he was indeed gone, and at this time, on the street, even half of his clothes could not be seen. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Forget it, go back and settle accounts with that old thing first, this kid will have a chance to deal with him in the future.
Just now, Lu Congjian realized a truth from Zhao Gu's words.
Since my son is closer than my nephew, but my father loves my nephew more, doesn't this mean...... A nephew is a son? Or rather, this nephew is an illegitimate child!
Lu Congjian patted the filth on his body, stood up with a sway, waved off the young man with him, and returned to Lu Mansion alone.
He was actually drunk a long time ago, otherwise he wouldn't have vomited so much, but people with hangovers know that after drunk people vomit, most of them will generally be awake as long as they don't fall asleep, but although they are awake, their brains still can't beat around, and they can't control their words and deeds at all.
To put it bluntly, drunk people know what to do, but they don't know how to do it better.
It's as if they see a beautiful woman in front of them, under normal circumstances, they will go to talk to the beautiful woman, try to win the favor of the beautiful woman, and finally walk together and live a happy life.
But after getting drunk, they will subconsciously ignore the process of pick-up, and will directly think that they have a good foundation with the beauty, and the holding hand or something is trivial, and the beauty will not be angry at all.
Even worse, some self-righteous or sullen men will directly think that the beautiful woman has a good impression of him, even if he has a good impression of him, even if he smaczes with him on the street, it is not a big deal.
As a result, most of the people who are drunk are ugly and embarrassed.
At this time, Lu Congjian was in a similar situation.
He knew the way home, he knew what he was doing, and he was more convinced that he was doing the right thing, but he just didn't want to use his brain to think about it.
All the way into the backyard, Lu Congjian stumbled into Lu Mengzheng's study, and vaguely saw that a middle-aged man in his forties was chatting with a teenager, and the middle-aged man smiled kindly, teaching the young man to read and behave.
Needless to say, these two people are Lu Mengzheng and Lu Yijian.
Okay, you two don't sleep at night, and you still have the heart to discuss literature here, Lao Tzu, as my Lao Tzu's son, has never enjoyed this kind of treatment.
Thinking like this, Lu Congjian was even more jealous in his heart, and vaguely didn't know what he grabbed in his hand, and threw it away suddenly.
"I'm going to kill you little bastard." Lu Congjian shouted.
saw that this thing that looked like a shoe, but was actually a shoe, was in a parabolic state, and went straight to Lu Mengzheng and Lu Yijian.
"Smack." The shoe was on top of a person's head, and at the end it fell into the arms of the person who was sitting.
It's just that the person who was hit was not Lu Yijian, who Lu Congjian hated, but Lu Mengzheng.
Obviously, the drunk Lu Congjian lost his head.
Lu Meng is this person, he looks about fifty years old, his face is thin, his body is also thin, he has a long beard, his hair is meticulously combed, and he is very organized, showing that he is a rigorous person.
From time to time, his eyes flashed with wisdom, but more often than not, he was still unwavering, just like an ordinary person, which showed that his cultivation was very good.
But no matter how good his cultivation is, he can't bear it when his own son takes off his shoes and hits him.
Lu Meng was teaching Lu Yijian to read, and he didn't want something to fall from the sky suddenly, his head hurt, and Lu Congjian's arrogant voice came from his ears, and he immediately became angry.
Fuck, if you're a mongrel, what are you little bunny? Son of a mongrel?
Lu Meng was angry, and when he looked up, he saw Lu Congjian staring at him there, sleepy-eyed, but stubbornly refusing to close.
Lu Mengzheng twitched his nose, and immediately smelled a smell of wine, and couldn't help wrinkling.
He usually disciplines his children and nephews very strictly, regardless of their nostalgia for fireworks, they are not allowed to drink alcohol, and he rarely drinks alcohol himself, so he is very sensitive to this taste.
"What are you doing?" Lu Meng shouted.
Lu Congjian raised his head in a daze, opened his eyes in front of Lu Mengzheng's angry eyes, and said, "What do you care about me?" In the past, there were Cao Cao and Cao Chong, and now there are you, Lu Mengzheng and Lu Yijian, that's all. ”
What's that? Lu Mengzheng was directly stunned, and he didn't know what kind of madness Lu Congjian was spreading.
That Cao Cao is a thief of the Han family, coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes, how can this kid compare me with him, and he can't find death?
But Lu Meng was thinking about it, this kid was so drunk that he probably didn't know what he was doing, so he was going to have someone help him back to the room, and when he woke up, he was settling accounts with him.
Who knows, after Lu Congjian saw the two subordinates who came to help him, he reacted very violently, and directly swung his two fists, beating the two subordinates with blue noses and swollen faces.
Lu Mengzheng slapped the table and shouted, "Lu Congjian, are you looking for death?" ”
Hearing his father's explosion, the drunk Lu Congjian was not afraid at all, but seemed to have figured out something, and sneered: "You want to kill me, right?" You want to make room for this kid, right? ”
Lu Congjian pointed at Lu Yijian, laughed and said, "Just for this bastard, you want to kill me, right?" Hahaha, it's a pity, I have many brothers in Lu Congjian, and you have so many sons, can you still kill them all? Unless you don't want to die, you don't want to go to see the ancestors of the Lu family. ”
As soon as he heard this, Lu Mengzheng was directly stunned.
Who are the brutes? Where did the bastard come from?
But Lu Mengzheng had seen the wind and waves after all, and soon understood the reason why Lu Congjian was so out of shape today.
He still just waved his hand lightly and asked his subordinates to help Lu Congjian down.
After instructing his subordinates, Lu Meng turned his head and said to Lu Yijian: "Today, don't take it to heart, your eldest brother has drunk too much." Also, don't tell your father about it, I'm afraid he ....... ”
The next words, Lu Mengzheng didn't say much, he couldn't say to Lu Yijian, my son suspects that you are my son, if your father knows, wouldn't he think that I cuckolded him.
Lu Yijian was also sensible, and nodded with a smile, indicating that he didn't mind today's matter at all.
In fact, this is also the reason why Lu Mengzheng loves Lu Yijian so much, although this kid is young, he is quite Confucian, gentle and polite, and it is never a problem to surpass Lu Mengzheng in time.
Lu Mengzheng didn't expect that his words just reminded Lu Congjian of the awakening.
That's right, this beast and the second aunt got mixed together, and gave birth to Lu Yijian, a little beast, if the second uncle knew about it, would he still be able to spare them?
Haha, I'm so quick!
Just do it, Lu Congjian immediately jumped out of the encirclement of the two subordinates and rushed out of the room.
While running, Lu Congjian shouted: "Haha, second uncle, let me tell you a good news, the second aunt cuckolded you, that man is my father, second uncle, come out quickly." ”