Chapter 150 [Kung Fu Panda]
The smoke and dust under the stage of the alliance covered the sun, and the two pandas came and went, and they fought inextricably.
Hum is a personable gentleman, originally set his heart to Mingyue, but the chick was too cruel, and after being abused by Cheng Qi more than a dozen times in a row, he finally gave up the innocent route and changed to violent ~ confrontation; It's just that it's still testing the strength of the other party, and it didn't kill it at the beginning, after all, it's not easy to meet a fellow clan, and it's a thousand years to wait.
The monarchs and ministers of the two countries were extremely happy to see it, and even Han Zhaohou and Dongyang Jun, who were landlords, were extremely excited; They only heard about the legend of Pixiu Shenwu and being able to tear apart tigers and leopards, but they didn't want to see two live Pixiu fighting each other today, which was really happy! And this is equivalent to Qin and Wei fighting each other, whether it is Han Zhaohou or Dongyang Jun, they can't wait for Qin Wei to turn their backs, South Korea may still have a trace of relying on Wei, after all, it is impossible to resist strong Chu without the wing protection of Wei, but Dongyang Jun hates these princes very much, and these strong men who do not have the Zhou royal family in their eyes should die!
After a few rounds of fighting, Hum gradually got bored, the attack routine of the adult weapon is too simple, it is nothing more than a pounce, two hugs and three faces, without any learning and reference value, and as the attack speed of the adult weapon is getting faster and faster, the unique taste of the female panda is getting stronger and stronger, Hum is a little unbearable, it has already had some biological ~ physical reactions.
Call! The instrument jumped up again, pushing its head against the humming abdomen; The panda has the flexibility of a feline and the strength of a bear, fast and powerful, even if the tiger is hit by it, it will faint in pain, and then it will be torn to pieces; It's a pity that Hum is a more flexible panda than it, and seeing that the instrument is about to be topped, Hum suddenly made an incredible move, kicking his two hind legs, and actually came to a 'dry land onion' on the spot.
This is too terrifying, don't talk about these Wenchen. Pang Juan almost stared out his eyes, he had come out of the mountain early, and he had never seen Hum, so he naturally regarded it as an ordinary panda, such as Chengqi, no matter how fast and powerful it was, it still belonged to the category of animals; But what is this panda in the Qin Kingdom, isn't this the light body kung fu that the ranger is good at? Not even he's Pang Juan! If Bai Dong hadn't known that the old man of Guiguzi had personally trained Humm, he would have suspected that Humm's father was a duck
In fact, this is due to the direction of training, for example, if a human is learning to run on all fours like an animal for a long time. It may not be slower than running on two legs, but the Olympics don't have this event, and naturally no one can practice; Guiguzi is a cow here, and others train the panda only to stimulate its ferocity and improve its strength and speed. His old man is in a different way, humming that his 'kung fu' is not below that of ordinary rangers. If you talk about speed power. It made the human master embarrassed, otherwise how could he take over Nie Zhu's flying blade and save Private Bai Dong that day?
I saw Hum jumping high, and the two fat short calves were about one point, just like the gymnasts of later generations, and there was a beautiful one-word horse! The Adult Weapon's attack missed, and it didn't wait for any response. Hum the two forepaws left and right to open the bow, came a 'double wind ear irrigation', and hit the roots of the ears on both sides of the instrument, and the instrument wailed. Win is to be hummed and beaten to lie down, and the white belly of 'sex ~ sensuality' is facing the sky.
Hum let out a wolf's howl-like howl, his legs were slightly deviated, not crooked or slanted, just landed on the Cheng Qi, it was still a riding straddle, it was really handsome!
What is that Pixiu in the Qin State doing? The first three times and the last three times are really tight, and the finished instrument is wailing! Is the Great Wei Kingdom crushed under a Pixiu like this?
The summer breeze rose again, and a sour and coaxing smell came to the nostrils, and the monarchs and ministers on the platform of the alliance were stupid. Dongyang Jun completely forgot his identity as 'Angel Zhou', his ass left the feast, his neck stretched out, like an old turtle; Wei Ying opened his mouth wide, wanting to give an order, but he felt that his throat was blocked by something, and he couldn't make a sound.
Bai Dong couldn't bear to look at it anymore, he felt that the cheap master was too slippery, why did you teach Hum everything? Hey, it's insulting, of course, it's the state of Wei; The most excited is the young official and the young man, these two are real animal lovers and matching ~ experts, the love for the profession has crossed the narrow national view, they quickly saw the same enthusiasm from each other's eyes, just like the fans who don't know each other, they hold hands, shoulder to shoulder, and want to sing a passionate song, but unfortunately the search for dry intestines only found 'Guan Guan Ju Dove', which does not fit the current scene, well, make do with it, sing it, anyway, they are all singing the praises of love.
This summer belongs to pandas. This summer belongs to Hum, belongs to Chengqi, belongs to Lao Qin, and belongs to these two breeding experts, I don't know how long it has been, Wei Ying can barely come to his senses, and yelled: "Come on, separate!" Separate them! ”
Lao Yinglian followed and laughed: "Yes, quickly separate the two divine beasts." Oh, win Lian thank you to King Wei's martial arts, wahaha" The old man is really happy, what is more exciting than being in public at the Huimeng ceremony~ Rape the Wei State? Hmph, it's really my Great Qin Xiangrui, it is not only the body of a divine beast, but also a city for my Great Qin, it should be sealed! The old guy was really bad, ignoring the heartbroken Wei Ying, he actually ordered on the spot: "The historian has written it down, and the widow is now sealing the divine beast as the martial city order!" From today onwards, I will be respected by my old Qin and all the people! ”
"Your Majesty!"
It is a rule that the divine beast is enshrined since the time of the ancient sage king, and Lao Qin Wenwu will not feel insulted, but take it for granted; What's more, humming to win glory for the country, so that the old Qin people have all the pieces in their chests and are extremely happy, it is a wonderful thing.
Han Zhaohou and Dongyang Jun looked at the monarchs and ministers of Wei State gloatingly, their faces were purple, and they barely held back their laughter with the strength of milk; The courtiers of Wei were all red as fire, and they wanted to refute the Qin people, but they were really faceless
Only Gongzi Ang was not ashamed to still have a fierce argument with Gongzi Shaoguan, and the two had already begun to discuss whether the future Xiao Pixiu should be owned by Qin or Wei; Gongzi Ang is very unreasonable, saying that Chengqi will give birth to a little Pixiu in the future, which should naturally belong to the Wei State, and the young officials of Gongzi are too lazy to pay attention to him, is your mother-in-law or mother's family if she gives birth to a child? What about the prince of Wei, have you read Zhou Li?
Wei Ying couldn't stand it anymore, and roared angrily: "Ang, don't stop talking!" ”
No one dares to go up and separate humming and chengqi, the two divine beasts are too fierce, at this time to disturb them will really eat people, not to mention that one of them is still a divine beast of another country, in case it is injured is a national dispute, who can take responsibility? Fortunately, Hum and Chengqi finished their work quickly, Hum held his head high and walked back very proudly, and Chengqi completely changed his appearance, and there was no more fierceness in the dark circles under his eyes, but he was replaced by pulse warmth; Following Hum's ass, always thinking of teasing the 'lover' with a bear paw, Hum turned his head to glare at it, and immediately screamed in fright, "Wow Wow", every time at this time, Hum will not look back, showing his manly spirit, not seeing the little woman in general, so the gentle color in Chengqi's eyes is even stronger.
No one has been able to disassemble this 'couple' Wei Ying looked helpless, waved his hand, and signaled to go with the instrument, Wei Guo can't afford to lose this person.
"Hehe, the King of Wei is generous and benevolent, and it is really true, thank you to the King of Wei for giving the city and the virtue of the divine beast? Wahaha" Lao Yinglian's voice was like a bell, and the laughter reached the audience of the Huimeng, as if he was thirty years younger in an instant, and he turned back to the decisive and energetic Gongzi Lian at the beginning.
"Hmph, it's just a small city and a Pixiu, and I can afford to lose in Dawei. Today's alliance is just discussing the matter of jointly destroying the righteous canal, and the Duke of Qin will not be so prospered in gambling, right? "The princes of the alliance often have ministers to make speeches, which not only adds a bit of elegance to the alliance, but also a kind of secret competition, Wei Ying lost too badly for the first time, and he is no longer in the mood to engage in these messy things, so he simply goes straight to the topic.
"Naturally, Yiqu and Lao Qin have been enemies for a hundred years, and the Qin State has long wanted to cut it down, and this time it will send out 30,000 elites to sweep Longdong." Speaking of Yiqu, Yinglian immediately restrained his smile; The battle of righteousness should be stopped in moderation, and if the major event of the conquest of the righteous canal is delayed, the gains outweigh the losses.
"Thirty thousand elites? But are you an old soldier stationed in Yongdu? ”
Wei Ying was slightly stunned, he didn't expect Qin Guo to be willing to spend his blood.
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