The scene of several fat and thin eunuchs, waving their underwear and selling them at the same time, is very weird, especially the background behind them is still the Forbidden City, which is still red bricks and blue tiles. [Full text reading]

Wang Wei's lips trembled with anger, but he had no intention of going crazy, among the eunuchs, the fattest one was Gu Dayong, the thinnest one was the third father-in-law, the owner of this new shop was the emperor, he really couldn't be mad, to be honest, he didn't have that ability.

What's more, not only him, but also Li Dongyang, the first assistant, also stood still, with a crying and laughing expression? Yang Tinghe next to him was quite calm, but his face was also a little blue, Wang Wei was not so stupid, he was a head bird at this time.

The scholars want to turn the tables, but in the capital, there is nothing they can do in the political arena, and they can only hope that the off-board tricks will work as soon as possible.

"Brother Xiya, Jiefu, the court meeting is coming, we just have to go to the Zhonghe Palace, why bother with these clowns?" Walking to the two of them, Wang Wei glared at a few eunuchs fiercely, and said hatefully.

Out of sight, out of mind, out of mind, can't you hide if you can't provoke it? Wang Wei is not the kind of clear-stream nerd who likes to drill the horns, and he is also very good at workarounds.

"Jizhi, why don't you want to, the old man just ......" Li Dongyang spread his hands and said with a wry smile: "I think you also saw it when you entered Chengtianmen, but at this moment, many colleagues are in a hurry to return home, don't you think it's strange?" ”

"Could it be ......" Wang Wei's heart was cold, he was just angry and didn't have time to think about it, at this time, after Li Dongyang's prompting, he also remembered this stubble, and the wisdom of the scholar was also extraordinary, and when he thought about it, he even thought of the most likely reason.

"The emperor is blocking the road in front...... Yang Tinghe sighed, as an important minister of the imperial court, when he was in the court, he actually encountered forced buying and selling in the Forbidden City, and he was selling this kind of supplies in the boudoir, what is this called! As an emperor, he really can't wait to hide his face and leave.

“…… Then I'll just go back, the Son of Heaven is so reckless, it's okay. This blow was a bit sudden, and it was very heavy, Wang Wei was also speechless, and it took a while to react, but he simply started to strike.

"Brother Shouxi, do you think those colleagues returned home after the dynasty? If that were the case, why should they be so anxious? This move has long been expected by the emperor, alas, ......" Yang Tinghe shook his head and let out another long sigh.

"The emperor has decreed, today's court meeting will be held as usual, and the ...... over there Commodities are passes, he said, those who don't buy them just look down on him as an emperor, and they will be blacklisted by the Forbidden City and not allowed to enter the noon gate......"

Yang Tinghe is also quite good, but such a simple remark is stumbling, it's not that he has a bad brain, it's really that these messy crooked reasoning is too tongue-twisting.

Nima, forced buying and selling has actually reached this point!

When the emperor does not go to court, he will generally be scolded, and the number of scolders and the intensity of his words will depend on the strength of the imperial power. Several emperors in the late Ming Dynasty were often scolded, and the most honest Longqing even had a nickname, called 'Little Bee'. It is probably an allusion to 'two little bees, flying among the flowers', and the ministers used this to satirize the emperor for not going to court and going around the harem every day.

However, the emperor is the emperor after all, even if he does not go to court, he generally does not have to worry about his surname, and the ministers are different. For them, being late to the court will be regarded as a great disrespect, and they will generally be punished; If you don't go to court for no reason, it will be even more serious, and it is normal to be dismissed from office for this reason.

Therefore, Zhengde blocked the road while announcing that the normal holding of the court meeting was beyond the scope of doing business, and could be directly classified as a model of buying road money.

"Then ......" Wang Wei smashed his mouth, raised his hand and put it down, and repeated it several times, then stomped his foot, and said, "Is that thing still very expensive?" Otherwise, why did Brother Xiya and Jiefu stay here? ”

He decided to admit that he was soft, anyway, it's not the first time that the emperor has messed around, since he could pinch his nose and endure it before, he can endure it just as much this time, not to mention that this thing can't be said to be completely useless, after the queen wears it, isn't it a great increase in charm, and it directly attracts the emperor's attention.

"Jizhi, you don't think that those colleagues who went out are here to go home and get money, right?" The bitterness on Li Dongyang's face became even stronger.

"Not? is also right to ...... "Wang Wei found that he wanted to be bad again, few people who came to the court were alone, and there were some people who came from people, such a trivial matter as taking money, as long as he sent someone home, why run back by himself?" Running wild on the street in an official robe, is it very face-saving?

"This thing is not too expensive, even if it is a seven-grade imperial history, it is no problem to buy three or five pieces of Yulu for a month, but ......" Now the income of the officials in the capital has increased greatly, and the living standards of the officials who only live on the Qingshui Yamen have been greatly improved, so although the price of underwear is not low, it is not difficult for anyone.

"That ......" Wang Wei was a little anxious, he only knew that Li Dongyang was stable, but he didn't expect that he still had the problem of selling guanzi, at this juncture, what guanzi is easy to sell?

"Don't worry," Li Dongyang really didn't sell Guanzi, but there were some words, it was really difficult to say with his identity, frowning and wording, he said: "Although the underwear is not elegant and immoral, it also has the word 'clothes' after all, but if you want to dress, you must always have a size to follow, so ......"

In the end, he still didn't finish his words, he only gave a look, although Li Shoufu is not young, but his eyes are not cloudy at all, and in his black and white eyes, he is clearly saying: You know.

I know, I know...... Wang Wei burst into tears, Nima, after a long time, those people went home to measure the size, this kind of thing really has to be run in person, and you can't fake outsiders...... As for why you can't just report the size and get by, eighty percent of it is that the emperor has calculated it in advance, and he has also made a will.

"The emperor said that in order to ensure that officials do not get involved in flowers and grass outside, corrupt and degenerate, it is necessary to improve the charm of the female dependents in the family, wives, daughters, and daughters-in-law are all among them, and they must buy underwear, at least one for each person......" Yang Tinghe continued to explain in a low tone.

"......" Wang Wei hung blood out of his mouth, what is this, to prevent corruption and degeneration, a piece of underwear is useful? My wife is an old lady in her sixties, and it is impossible to enhance her charm by what she wears, the emperor is really.

"Brother Xiya, what are you going to do? Are you just waiting here? Wang Wei didn't plan to dwell on this topic, so as not to really vomit blood. The so-called upward and downward effect, or ask Li Dongyang how he planned it, anyway, he is the first assistant, he did it, and he followed it, who can laugh at himself for not succeeding?

"Well...... this" Li Dongyang snorted, but refused to answer directly, but kept glancing around the Chengtian Gate in the south, as if waiting for something.

Wang Wei turned his head to look at Yang Tinghe again, but saw that the other party's performance was similar, so he suddenly realized that like himself, these two people went out with a housekeeper. People from the family are like this, the housekeepers are all born in the family, and they are the henchmen of the henchmen, and there is no need to avoid the affairs of the inner room, so ...... "Alas, the annihilation is in charge!" Wang Wei sighed and shook his head, and walked in the direction of Chengtianmen, ready to let the housekeeper go home and ask his wife and daughter's three measurements, oh no, just the upper one.

…… The atmosphere of the court meeting became more and more gloomy, but the efficiency was getting higher and higher, and it was only about half an hour before Zhengde was liberated.

"Dayong, San'er, how is the harvest today?" Zhu Houzhao's eyes were full of stars.

"Long live the lord, a bumper harvest, I have earned tens of thousands of taels." The third father-in-law hurriedly came up, thinking about taking a good fart.

"Cut, do I need that money? San'er, what a fool you are! Kicking the third prince to the side, Zhengde snorted and said proudly: "I am asking how many pieces have been sold and how popular it is, understand?" ”

"Except for Lord Tang, everyone who came to the court today bought it, and the family bought at least one piece." Gu Dayong was congenitally limited and moved slowly, but he was blessed by misfortune and praised instead.

"Well, Dayong, you are very good, and you are much more stable than San'er." patted the fat man on the shoulder, and Zhengde said happily: "Bohu, you come with me, I will take you to a good place." ”

"Obey." Tang Bohu was also very happy, he actually wanted to buy a few underwear, since he saw this thing, he wanted it, if it wasn't for Zhengde, he would have started to buy it.

Today should have been a good opportunity, but he didn't have a female dependent, and several eunuchs knew him well. Therefore, compared with those reluctant ministers, he is another kind of sorrow, and he can't buy it.

Seeing Zhang Cai happily buy several pieces, he felt all kinds of jealousy in his heart, and he couldn't wait to rush up and bite this cannon friend. Now, the emperor invites himself privately, isn't it possible to surprise himself? If you have a few sets of underwear, you can go to Lichun Temple to show off.

"Your Majesty, what a waste of selling underwear to the ministers, and they are reluctant, why bother?"

Zhengde waved his hand vividly, "Don't waste it, the eldest brother said that the capital is the center of the world, and the court is the center of the capital. ”

"But they take this thing home, even if they really put it on for the female dependents, outsiders can't see it, is it possible that you still have to issue an order that the female dependents must wear it out?"

"Don't be so troublesome, just let Hou Defang spread the news, and the minister has bought it, proving that the demand for sex toys is very strong." Zhengde said confidently, as if the person who was buying and selling just now was not him.

"And where are you going now?"

"Hehe, so the things sent by the eldest brother are very timely," Zhengde smiled mysteriously, took out his binoculars and shook it, "I'm going to test the results." ”

Test results? Tang Bohu was slightly stunned, and then suddenly realized, Your Majesty, you are going to peep, it's too unruly, but ...... Chancellor likes.

(To be continued)