Chapter 61: Filling old urine

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Yang Tingjian nodded, and the spoof thought in his heart suddenly rose, these pro-soldiers of Chengguo Gong are so wasteful, they should also be taught some lessons, Yang Tingjian immediately turned around and came to the gate, and whispered in front of those Jinyi guards who were still surprised:

"Wait for the speed to go door to door to collect old urine, one seven or eight buckets is enough, and then feed each of these soldiers in the Beijing camp a scoop of old urine to be treated."

These brocade-clothed guards have now regarded Yang Tingjian as a god, and of course they trust his words, but what they think in their hearts is:

"It turns out that the person who was injured by Lord Yang's internal strength can save his life as long as he drinks old urine......"

In fact, there is also a basis for the injured person to drink urine to heal his injuries, such as those thieves, after being caught, they must be beaten half to death, these thieves generally drink urine to heal their injuries, and there is such a legend among the folk, not to mention in ancient times when there was a shortage of medical treatment, this legend will be more true.

Now every household in Daming Jingshi has a urine bucket, and the feces and urine at night are filled with wooden barrels, and then the next day there are special people to collect the "golden juice", which is the "golden juice", so the city of Daming is still relatively hygienic, and at this time the cities of Europe are full of urine and sewage, and the sewage flows sideways, otherwise there will be no large-scale "Black Death" in Europe.

There were quite a few residents on this street, and soon more than a dozen brocade guards ran back with urine buckets, and these brocade guards flew away with urine buckets while covering their noses.

If these urine buckets were full of urine, they would definitely not be too smelly, but the neighbors all pooped in the urine buckets without exception, and this and urine were mixed together, and it was simply stinky.

Yang Tingjian waved his hand and said lightly:

"Go save them! Feed each person a scoop of feces and pee ......"

"Yes, sir."

Then Yang Tingjian tried hard to hold back a smile and turned around and entered Wang Hui's house, Yang Tingjian couldn't help but laugh "haha" as soon as he entered the courtyard, don't you Jingying waste only know how to make dung? Uncle Ben will let you eat this and pee.

Those brocade-clothed guards, in pairs, one person was responsible for holding the scoop, first scooping a scoop of and urine from the urine bucket, and the other was responsible for moving the mouth of the Beijing soldier, and then the brocade-clothed guard who was holding the scoop poured all the scoop of and urine into the mouth of the Beijing soldier.

Now, the white, yellow, and black ones are all poured in:

"Wow wow" The soldier who was drenched with urine immediately woke up, rolled over and began to vomit frantically.

"It stinks! What do you take to pour Lao Tzu? ”

"Oh...... Look at this and pee! Do you still want to drink a scoop? This is not going to work, there are still so many people waiting to be saved! ”

"Wow wow......" When the soldiers of the Mingjing battalion saw most of the scoop of feces and urine, they immediately lay on the ground and vomited unwillingly. Dog Days ...... I'm going to kill you later...... Dare to pour and urine into Lao Tzu. ”

Changxing originally thought it would have no effect! As soon as those spasmodic soldiers poured a scoop of and urine, the soldiers immediately woke up, and they could scold people, which showed that there was not much to do.

"Presumptuous, this and urine can save your little life, you can't get up to help, there are so many brothers waiting to save your life!"

The soldier who vomited and scolded, when he saw that it was the housekeeper who was speaking, he suddenly didn't dare to be presumptuous, he looked around, and the ground was full of soldiers from the Beijing camp who were lying on the ground with spasms, and he didn't care about scolding and vomiting at the moment, so he hurriedly got up and helped Jinyi Wei Fanzi to pour the feces and urine of his former brother.

The soldier thought as he poured it:

"Lao Tzu has eaten a scoop of and urine, and you also give Lao Tzu a taste of this and urine, so that everyone doesn't say that they owe, hehe...... Since we are good brothers, we have to eat and urine together, don't we -- what is this called? ”

Outside the gate of the entire Wang Hui Mansion, it was already stinking at the moment, it was an unbearable stench, and those soldiers in the Beijing camp were lying on the ground vomiting without exception, but fortunately, they had woken up, as long as they could vomit, it meant that they were fine.

Changxing was greatly relieved at this time, he finally escaped, Changxing covered his nose and thought secretly:

"This home remedy for the injured person to drink old urine is really effective! This home remedy Lao Tzu needs to be greatly promoted. ”

Half an hour later, Changxing finally woke up all the stunned soldiers of the Beijing camp, and then walked away covered in feces and urine, leaving behind a filthy thing, and the stench went straight to the sky.

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In the Chengguo Mansion, Zhu Chunchen, the Duke of Chengguo, was sitting in the living room waiting for news, his thirteenth concubine was crying, and Wang Hui's dog official was also kneeling in front of Zhu Chunchen, kowtowing constantly, his forehead had been broken, and blood kept flowing down his cheeks.

And Zhu Chunchen is still indifferent, Zhu Chunchen has sent a number of personal guards to stop Yang Tingjian's house, if Yang Tingjian knows his face, he should stop this kind of death, if Yang Tingjian doesn't know what to do, if he has to go against himself, he Zhu Chunchen is not so easy to handle.

Wang Hui's sister is still more favored by Cheng Guogong, although the status of the concubine is very low, it also depends on whether the concubine can be favored:

"Woo...... Master, for the sake of the concubine's face, help my younger brother recover the confiscated family property, which has been accumulated by generations of our Wang family...... Whining. ”

"Smack...... What are you crying about...... Didn't I send more than a hundred elite guards to stop me, sir? What else do you want me to do...... The official didn't believe that the little brocade guard dared to be disobedient. ”

"Concubine, thank you, master......"

After a while, the pale-faced housekeeper with a panicked face came to the living room with a foul-smelling hundred households:

"Steward Changxing begged to see Grandpa Guo."

"Come in! …… Why does it stink so much...... Deng Baihu, did you fall into the pit? ”

Changxing and Deng Baihu hurriedly entered the living room, and a violent stench was suddenly brought in in the living room, this Changxing was better, only a little feces and urine were splashed on his body, and Deng Baihu, who was stunned by Yang Tingjian, was much more miserable, and there was still residual feces and urine hanging on the iron armor on his chest.

This Deng Baihu deliberately did not clean, he came to show how miserable he was, not that he did not do his best, but that he was suitable for being beaten by others.

"Woo...... Ask the adults to be the masters of their humble duties! …… That Yang Tingjian knew the demon law, and he brought more than 100 heavily armed ironclad guards to stop Yang Tingjian, but as a result, this dog official not only did not give face to the prince of the country, but also knocked out all the soldiers such as us.

Yang Tingjian's demon method is also terrible, he slapped the sword on the shoulder of the lowly position, and then what kind of lightning thing on his sword drilled directly into the body of the lowly position, and as a result, the nearly 100 soldiers who followed the lowly position all cramped on the spot inexplicably, and then fell to the ground unconscious.

[Ask the brothers to collect, this is too important for the new book, thank you for the falling leaves, and the falling leaves will repay everyone with persistent updates.] 】

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