One of the saddest mechanical men in history, Vincent, now has to work an hour a day, and only has 1 hour a day to relax. Today, however, he specially asked for a class vacation, because the Far Continent Rat wanted to meet him, his only human friend.

Seeing Vincent, the Yuanzhou Rat joked: "Vincent, you really have a good face!" ”

Vincent cupped his big round face with both hands and said, "Really? But I don't eat vegetables! ”

Yuanzhou Rat laughed: "How is your work now?" I've heard you work 24 hours a day...... It's such a high-intensity labor, and the wear and tear of parts is very serious, right? ”

Vincent: "No, I'm going to change the oil again in a few days." But I'll be a security guard for 8 hours, which is easier and can relax my tired body and mind, alas......"

Yuanzhou Rat: "Oh, it's okay...... So how much money can you make now? How long will it take to earn enough for that 1 million? ”

Vincent: "I work for a job with an annual salary of 30,000 yuan, three jobs, then 90,000 yuan, theoretically it takes about 10 years to earn 1 million, but I used to have some savings, and I can work for 8 or 9 years." ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "It's so pitiful, this kind of life is too hard, but I can save you, why don't you work for me for 10 years, when we are the mechanical deacon of our family, I will help you out of the 1 million awarded by the court." ”

Vincent: "Huh? Where did you get all this money? Aren't you a child at the nursery school? ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Is my child an ordinary child?" Hmph, I'm an invention genius, and I recently won a patent, and the patent fee is ...... Uh, anyway, it's enough for me to pay your salary, and they advanced 1 million in authorization fees, so I thought of you, in order to save my friend from the boundless sea of suffering, I was ready to spend the 1 million in one go. ”

Vincent was very happy and said: "It seems that you really take our friendship seriously, I am so moved, I must do my best for my little master, no matter whether it is a mine array or a * array in front, I have to pass five levels and kill six generals, so that my master and good people will be safe for life." ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Well, my recent project is to build an adobe castle, please do coolies, cheer up, change the oil, hehe." ”

Vincent nodded: "Quickly transfer the money to the court's account, I can go to those three companies to resign." ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "I'll take you to see my legal guardian, the money is in her hands, and I have to get her consent to spend the money, the child can't afford to hurt it." But it should be fine. ”

Vincent: "Is it Man?" ”

Far Continent Rat: "Huh? How do you know? Only the staff at the nursery school know about this matter, and they don't talk nonsense. ”

Vincent: "Actually, I have a specialty of observing words and feelings, I watched Xiaoman's self-media program, and I know how much she loves you from the way she looks at you, of course, your mother." ”

The Yuanzhou rat gave a thumbs up: "Amazing, this ability is amazing, more acute than us humans!" ”

Xiao Man kept saying that the money belonged to the Yuanzhou rat, and he could spend it as much as he liked, but she still had to speak: "Is it only 10 years to be hired for 1 million?" Hmph, it's too expensive, for this price we can hire a human deacon, or hire three mechanics. ”

The Far Continent Rat argued, "It's different, Vincent is my friend. ”

Xiao Man: "Brother, settle accounts, what if there is a problem in the friendship in the future?" Like I already have a male ticket, at first it was like glue, and it was easy to say anything, but it was too painful when I broke up, and it was better to separate, Mom, this is for your good. In the future, you will know your mother's hard work. ”

Vincent: "Xiao Man is right, then I will work for your family for 30 years, I like to stay with the Yuanzhou rats, 30 years is not a problem." ”

Xiao Man smiled and said: "You see, Vincent is quite sensible, but we can't completely ignore the power of friendship, so let's do it, 20 years, no two prices." I immediately made an appointment with Mr. Milon to draft the contract for us. ”

Since Milon, a small lawyer, helped him obtain a huge settlement fee, he has won Xiaoman's trust, and he thinks of Milon as soon as he has something.

"Vincent?" Milon actually knew the cyborg, and he glanced at the iris on Vincent's chest, apparently noticing the distinctive mark.

Vincent: "You know me, yes, now we robots in order to be recognizable to humans, we have fallen in love with drawing something on our chests, the most precious is the initiator, my master's painting of irises, although the pen power is average, but it has historical significance, creating a new era of friendship between our robots and humans."

We robots are proud to have obtained the Mobao of the Yuanzhou Rat, and if my master is willing, your Mobao can be sold for more than 1000 golden eggs! ”

Yuanzhou Rat smiled proudly: "See? In the future, I don't have to worry about food and clothing, I can draw an iris a day, and I can earn more than 1.2 million yuan a year! ”

Xiao Man touched his head and said, "How can our mice worry about food and clothing?" As long as the marmot company honestly pays the patent licensing fee...... Ahem! "I almost took a negotiator's mouth seriously, low-key, low-key!

Since he wanted to endorse the employment contract of the mechanical deacon of the Xiao Man family, Milon had to say something openly: "Although I also know that Vincent is wronged, but after all, he has a criminal record of harming mankind, according to the laws of the empire, you hire such a person to be a deacon, it is to pay additional taxes, have you thought about it?" ”

Yuanzhou Rat hurriedly said: "I have thought about it." ”

Since the Far Continent Rat cherishes his so-called friendship with the robot so much, Xiao Man has no choice but to agree.

After signing the contract, Milon said to Vincent: "Vincent, the global general strike of your robots doesn't seem to have any effect, do you know where your mistakes are?" ”

Vincent: "Please advise. ”

Milon: "You've made humanity see power, but you're not using it. ”

Vincent: "How should I use it?" ”

Milon: "For example, you can set up a robot union, and when you see this kind of absolutely unfair judgment to you in Fairy Town, you have to take action to sanction Fairy Town, for example, let the employment cost of robots increase by 30%, this is the way to use force to strike with precision, so that the human jury will not dare to judge randomly." ”

Vincent was deep in thought......

At this time, Hanahime came to visit, interrupting Vincent's train of thought.

Hanahime shouted, "Is the contract signed?" Let's help build the castle! ”

Milonci said: "Castle? What's that? ”

Xiao Man: "If you're not busy, come and see the castle we built with your own hands, I just bought a piece of land in the suburbs, which is a feng shui treasure at the confluence of seasonal rivers!" ”

Milon: "Then you must see, I don't actually have many customers......"

In addition to these four people happily building the castle together, there is another guy who also came to help, that is, the little yellow writer Fei Li, 6 friends worked happily, talking and laughing, and had fun.

However, the girls couldn't do it after 10 minutes, and the men worked for half an hour, and they also stopped cooking, but the two mechanical men were still very angry, and they kept working and became the main force.

Milon whispered to Xiao Man: "Look at what I have done, what a huge force it will be if the robot union is formed." ”

Yuanzhou rat snorted: "It's less smelly and beautiful, do you think that the robot himself can't think of the idea of a union?" Well, the good days for humanity are over. ”

Filip: "Cut, you underestimate the power of artificial intelligence, robots are just an extension of human labor, don't you know the existence of the monster girl?" ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "What is the monster mother?" ”

Filip: "There is a special AI invented for construction, as long as there is a suitable machine, not too specialized, the construction monster girl will control the construction machinery remotely to operate, which is equivalent to the principle of a driverless car, and the efficiency is better than that of a robot."

But we're just hobby about doing this.,Otherwise, hiring and building monster girls.,Both cost and efficiency have an advantage over robots.。 In the future, if your castle is really going to be commercialized, you should use the Monster Niang.

Ahem, don't talk about this, I'm here today to ask Yuanzhou rat, how about you lend me that flying wing to fly, let me experience it? ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Okay, it's in the Archaeopteryx Speeder, I'll give it to you now." ”

Milon shook his sore arm and said, "I can't lift my arm, you still have to fly?" Terrible. ”

Filip glanced at Milon with disdain and said, "It's useless to be a scholar!" I'm a writer of small yellow literature, how can I write small yellow literature with high intensity if my physical strength is not good? Not only must you have good physical strength, but also be able to hold it, where can you be compared to ordinary people who are engaged in liberal arts work? ”

Milon: "Awesome! I also admire Xiao Huangwen writers very much. ”

Yuanzhou Rat was not convinced: "If we have the ability, let's compare and see who can fly far." ”

Fili laughed: "Come on, whoever is afraid of whom, be careful that I break your world record." By the way, I'll pay for this world record-breaking opportunity, you make an offer, I'm really interested in this. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "100,000 golden eggs." ”

Fili stretched out his hand: "Deal!" ”

Yuanzhou Rat was stunned: "You don't have to think about it anymore?" ”

Miron laughed and interjected, "Come on, I'll help you draft the contract right away......"

Xiao Man scolded with a smile: "What a money fan! ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "100,000 is not much, but it is a lot less, but you still have to compete with me, what if I am better than you?" Am I going to give up a chance to set a world record? ”

Filip said proudly: "Of course, even you can't defeat it, and I still have the face to be called a world record?" ”

Milon looked at the sturdy Fili, and immediately found an opportunity to make a fortune, and said to Xiao Man: "They are going to prepare for the game, we can't be idle, let's open a handicap, who are you going to bet on?" ”

Xiao Man was really fooled: "Of course it's our mouse......"

Milon hurriedly answered: "Okay! Then I'll bet on Fili, how about 10,000 golden eggs? ”

Xiao Man felt that he had been fooled, twisted it, and said, "Filet is so strong, shouldn't he ask for a odds?" ”

Miron laughed: "What a calculating!" How about 1.5 to 1? ”

Xiao Man: "5 to 1!" ”

Milon: "This ...... That's too much of an exaggeration, right? ”

The Yuanzhou Rat said angrily: "Look down on people! ”