Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Gift of the 'Teacher'? The third watch
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Hum is very happy, there are so many delicious things here, there is that kind of long, hard golden food, although it is harder, it is very enjoyable to chew; There is also the kind of round and easy-to-eat 'small snack', which is its favorite, when it is in the mountains, there are not many, occasionally there are a few, and they are well hidden by those people, where can it be compared to here, there are several large boxes, you can eat as much as you want.
Excitedly humming around the storeroom, holding a bronze sword with two front paws, the black and white stupid fat body rolling around in the pile of money, like Ali Baba, who had discovered the treasure trove, needed to celebrate with a carnival.
It's a pity that the bronze sword is still too hard, and the humming and biting very hard only gnaws some dents on the sword, which is much worse than the soft copper fragrance and crispy entrance of the Qin Guoyuan coin, so he quickly liked the new and hated the old, threw the bronze sword aside, and began to concentrate on enjoying the delicious taste of money.
"Stop this monster, it's all money!"
Bai Chi has already fainted once, and he needs to faint again depending on the situation. It's really distressing, he doesn't have to calculate carefully, just use his eyes casually, and he knows that this monster has eaten enough for half a month's rations, which is the best Qin Guoyuan money, and even patina is rare, so it entered the monster's stomach! If he had a choice, Bai Chi would rather be eaten by his own old bones.
The strong men of the Bai family all heard the old housekeeper's orders, but no one dared to move, this monster was too fierce, looking stupid, but the movements were as fast as lightning. When it was first discovered, the old army master who led it was robbed of his sword. I still remember that this master was the most bullish during training. Once with one enemy and three enemies, it was easy to snatch weapons from them. Said that this is the famous 'white hands' method in the army, this bear is not like a bear, the dog is not like a dog monster seems to be more clever than the old army master, just now I saw the black and white beast shadow flashed, and the old army master's hand was empty?
The strong men didn't dare to go up, but the young officer came to the spirit and called him~ What kind of monster is this, look at Lao Tzu take it! Drawing his sword, he is about to charge, ready to stage a knight story of his uncle's family and monsters. This kind of story was heard by Cao'er when he listened to his brother's story. There is a kind of soldier called knight in the story.,Specializing in dealing with monsters who love to collect money.,This round and fluffy thing in front of you is much worse than the monster in the story.,It should belong to the soft persimmon.。
"Don't bully it, it's so cute!"
Cao'er, who had been hiding behind Bai Dong's ass and watching for a long time, suddenly stepped forward and grabbed the hot-blooded young officer, obviously worried not about the warrior who was going to 'slay the dragon', but about humming the 'evil dragon'. Girls are born with no round and fluffy things, and it's easy to sit crooked in the face of cute butts.
"It's eating your money!"
The dragon slayer warrior was actually criticized by the little princess? This made the thick-lined young officer very disappointed. Now that I have also read the "Book of Songs", the feelings of this ramming goods have become much more delicate.
"Don't bother, let it eat, how much can it eat?"
Bai Dong spoke. Unlike the distressed old Bai Chi, the more Hum ate, the happier he seemed to be. It's so gracious. Actually saw a national treasure 2,000 years ago? Although this national treasure is a little different from the guys who made a living by selling cuteness in later generations, it is closer to the truth of history.
The panda is the mythical beast Pixiu. Legend has it that the Yellow Emperor brought the trained tiger and leopard Pixiu to fight the enemy during the Battle of Hanquan, which is also recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas". Pandas feed on gold and iron and are called iron-eating beasts.
As early as when he was in college, Bai Dong debated with several buddies in the same room whether this was a myth or a reality. The opposing buddies thought that this was a misunderstanding, and also cited the example of the panda lacking salt and licking the cannibal iron pot and being misunderstood as an 'iron-eating beast', believing that the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" was originally a myth and could not be proven.
"The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is a myth, so the Qing Dynasty scholar Yuan Mei's "New Qi Harmonic First Collection" is not a myth after all, with Yuan Mei's status in the academic world, it is categorically not described, but he recorded in detail in the book that the panda eats iron - 'There are tapir beasts in Fang County, which eat copper and iron without hurting people. The iron sheet that was wrapped around the gates of the city was all for its purpose.'
According to Yuan Mei's records, when the panda saw the plough and hoe, the knife and axe, it was all drooling, could it be that these things also have the salt it needs? And after drooling, it has to be 'eaten like rot', and even the iron sheet wrapped on the city gate has been eaten up by it?
In addition, the great poet Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty also said in "Tapir Pingzan" that it only eats copper and iron, and the Ming Dynasty geographer Cao Xuege also said in "Shuzhong Guangji" that pandas live on iron, and they can reach dozens of catties in a moment! Hence the name of the fierce beast or the iron beast, which is not something that can be explained by licking the iron pot a few times.
It is not enough to have a written record, and those who study the Fa also need to do a detailed logical analysis. Bai Dong thinks that it is not credible for pandas to lick the iron pot for salt, not to mention the mythological era, that is, in the pre-Qin period, a large part of the salt ingested by humans was obtained from animal meat, and the panda can fight against the existence of tigers and leopards, and if it needs salt, it cannot be obtained from animals? Instead, you have to go near and far to grab the iron pot of mankind? This does not seem reasonable.
It should be that the panda's body lacks some kind of nutrients, such as iron, etc., so that there is iron eating. Similar situations are not uncommon in human beings, some suddenly refuse to eat, and instead eat bricks and stones for 20 years, and some eat glass; With human teeth can bite masonry, how much internal power does this require? Modern pandas eat bamboo as food, and their teeth are much better than those of humans.
Moreover, before the invention of the steel frying method, iron was mostly used to make iron, and the short sword made of it would be bent when pierced on the enemy's armor, and it was necessary to step on the ground straight before it could continue to be used; Needless to say, copper is also a soft metal, bronze will be harder, but it is not the steel of later generations! Based on all the above reasons, it is not surprising that the ancient giant pandas ate gold and iron.
What puzzled Bai Dong was the digestive problem of pandas after eating iron, and he could only infer that pandas' strong stomachs were far superior to ordinary creatures, otherwise how could pandas in later generations digest bamboo? And how will those humans who suffered from 'pica' in later generations digest masonry and glass? However, this is only an inference, after all, there is no chance to grasp a national treasure in modern times and study it carefully. I didn't think that in the Warring States period two thousand years ago, there was really an iron-eating panda appeared, which proved that my previous inference was correct, can you be happy?
"Don't be afraid, this is the divine beast Pixiu, born auspicious. The appearance of this object in my house represents peace and luck. Let it eat all-you-can-eat, Pixiu appeared in Daqin, this is not the blessing of my family, but the fortune of the old Qin country, I will take it to Liyang, to find the king to beg for reward! Young officer, isn't Mrs. Guo's birthday coming? I'm afraid that this Pixiu was sent by God to celebrate for Madame, how much money do you think Madame Guo should pay to feed it? ”
The young officer looked at Bai Dong blankly: "Brother, no wonder you don't feel distressed, it turns out that you want my family to pay?" ”
"Hehe, brother, am I such a stingy person? Auspicious beasts from the sky, even if I don't say it, the king and his wife will also take the initiative to pay, how about making a bet if you don't believe it? ”
"I believe it, bet with my brother that I will lose." Otherwise, reading is to open up wisdom, and this rammer is getting smarter and smarter now.
Bai Dong is not a lie, Pixiu was an auspicious beast as early as the Yellow Emperor, even in the pre-Qin, generally hiding in the mountains of Sichuan and Shu, and the barren land where few people are involved, suddenly one appeared in Liyang, Lao Yinglian and Li Jiang don't like to go crazy, and now Lao Qin needs legends!
"Don't be afraid of the grass, Pixiu is a good beast, our good friend, and it won't hurt anyone. Do you want to touch it, come with my brother?"
Bai Dong was a little excited, the national treasure is a high-class animal that can only be watched from a distance in the future generations? Today I finally had the opportunity to get up close, and I walked up to Hum with the grass that was still a little timid, and said to it with a smile: "Little guy, is my copper coin delicious?" Do you want to live in my house and eat a lot of copper coins every day? ”
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