"The lord humiliates his ministers to death, and swears to kill and flee from favor?" Sun Yu Khan, who did my brother provoke, didn't he let a nm01 go out to scout for such a trivial matter, but the girls in Jiangdong wanted to be in Europe and me, and Zhang Xiu, who was good to me, actually wanted to "swear" me, is there any Tianli Wang Law? No matter what era it is, it's not a crime to die if you accidentally bump into a woman taking a bath, right?

Depressed, meet the enemy, meet the enemy, this is Jiangdong's territory, Zhang Xiu's little garbage sailor dares to provoke, looking for death? Sun Yu raised his feet and walked outside, but after taking two steps, he found that the Jiangdong girls in the hall were not moving.

Lu Meng flattened his mouth and said: "Peeking at a woman taking a bath, attacking someone's bath bucket, a bad man like you, I won't help!" If you want to fight, you will fight it yourself. ”

I'll wipe it, you grasp the point for me, the problem now is that Dong Zhuojun came to the door to provoke, what does it have to do with peeking at a woman taking a bath? Sun Yu was furious.

As soon as Lu Meng's words fell, Lu Xun stood up and said: "I won't help, we women should form a united front, despise this kind of obscene man, and actually peek at other people's baths, is it because Dong Zhuo has big breasts, can you just look at it?" Damn it...... It must have been because we had small breasts, so they didn't come to peek at us...... Ahem......"

I'm dizzy, Sister Lu Xun, you sober me up, if I really come to peek at you taking a bath, you're just afraid that you're going to cut me with a knife, it's not a matter of breast size, okay? Get to the point!

Even Lu Su, an honest man, came out and sighed: "General Sun, we won't help you this time, Zhang Xiu's name of sending troops is not to challenge our Jiangdong, but to come to you to reason, we should be reasonable, we can't help our relatives or not, so I won't help you in this matter." ”

Sun Yu sweated, these girls are crazy, it seems that they still have to find Zhou Yu's sister who is more organized to come forward.

Sun Yu turned his head to look at Zhou Yu, wanting the iceberg beauty to come up with an explanation.

As a result, the iceberg beauty said in a cold tone: "A bunch of idiots. After saying that, he turned around and left, not giving any face.

fainted to death, the Jiangdong girls are too unreasonable, do you want me to deal with Zhang Xiu's 20,000 army alone? This is a water war, not a land war, and if the rockets are fired indiscriminately, can I drop all the rockets that are fired at the ship? The ship will not be burned and the boat will fall into the water.

At this time, two girls suddenly stood in front of Sun Yu, one was Sun Shangxiang, the other was Zu Mao, and the two girls whispered in Sun Yu's ear: "Find the truth, let's help you get ahead." ”

Zu Mao is a veteran of Eastern Wu, and there are two thousand elite sailors under his hands, and Sun Shangxiang has a women's army, about a thousand people, and the combat effectiveness is not too bad. These three people are all the orthodox original team that followed Sun Jian to raise troops, and the number of people in the headquarters under his hands is 8,000.

Cheng Pu said: "General Sun, we have to say it first, help you, it's for the sake of the face of the Battle of Tiger Prison Pass back then, not to help you peek at the woman's bath and storm the bath bucket......"

Han Dang also nodded and said, "Don't take it as an example, if you peek at the woman taking a bath again, not only will we not help you, but we will also kill your relatives in righteousness." ”

Huang Gai added: "What's more, it's not good for you to peek at anyone, you have to peek at Dong Zhuo, don't we have few beautiful women in Jiangdong?" You must be disgusted with everyone's small boobs......"

I'm dizzy, a bunch of neurotics! Sun Yu couldn't cry or laugh.

Zu Mao played a round next to him and said, "Don't say it, General Sun definitely didn't mean it...... Even if it's deliberate...... Men, there is always a need in that regard, everyone should be considerate. ”

Hey, forgive me, it's a misunderstanding, I didn't think about peeking at Dong Zhuo taking a bath, Sun Yu is really speechless.

Sun Shangxiang whispered in Sun Yu's ear: "Seeking the truth, I will help you out this time, you have to give me some compensation, or you will come and peek at me taking a bath tonight......"

Sun Yu: "......"

After a while, the war drums beat in the water village in Jiangdong, and eight thousand sailors boarded the warship in high spirits, and in just a short while, the word has spread in the Jiangdong camp that the enemy is coming to ask Sun Yu for an explanation, because Sun Yu peeked at the witch emperor taking a bath.

This evil act is heinous in the eyes of women, but in the eyes of men, it is a very majestic thing, in this world where women are inferior to men, men are women's subordinates, and their status is low. Now there is a man who actually went to peek at the empress taking a bath, and the empress was so angry that she cried, and people even set up flags with the words "The lord humiliates the ministers to death", which means that the empress was "humiliated" by Sun Yu, and Sun Yu is called a man! Give us men a long face!

Pure gentlemen! What a man!

The Jiangdong sailors praised Sun Yu in their hearts for being a hero, and at the same time tightened the weapons in their hands, this battle was worth fighting!

As soon as the drums sounded, the Jiangdong warships lined up along the river, facing Zhang Xiu's naval army from afar. At this time, Sun Yu's new design had just been sent to Jiangdong, and the construction of new warships had not yet begun, so the Jiangdong sailors used old warships.

Although it was an old warship, the Jiangdong sailors didn't care at all, everyone was in high spirits and morale. Because they have a kind of self-confidence, they are the best sailors in the world. This kind of self-confidence is really not blown out in vain, when it comes to playing water warfare in this world, if Jiangdong sailors recognize the second, there will be no first in the world.

Although Dong Zhuojun on the opposite side had 20,000, in the eyes of the 8,000 Jiangdong sailors, he was like a chicken, a tile, and a dog.

I saw a newly built building ship on the bow of the gun king Zhang Xiu, her body is still so slender and delicate, because it is now the height of summer, she is not wearing black iron armor, but only wearing a short black dress, only in the heart, elbows, shoulders and other important positions tied with a few pieces of black armor.

Her delicate face was full of anger, and when she saw Sun Yu's warship lined up, Zhang Xiu angrily jumped onto a small boat and headed towards Sun Yu.

When the two armies are at war, if the general has something to say, they will generally go out of the battle alone first, and the generals of the other side will also come out alone when they see it, and the generals of both sides will chat a few words before the battle, which is a common thing.

Seeing Zhang Xiu's boat coming out, Sun Yu really took a small boat and sailed slowly to the center of the river.

The two boats were close, Zhang Xiu's little face was red in white, it was angry red, she said angrily at Sun Yu: "Sun Yu, you bastard, you actually peeked at His Majesty taking a bath, and drilled her bath bucket, is this how you treat women?" ”

"It's a misunderstanding, I can explain it." Sun Yu hurriedly said.

"Explain the!" Zhang Xiu said angrily: "I have seen it, the barrel has also been drilled, what else do you explain?" The lord humiliates the ministers to death, you insult my lord, I can only fight with you. ”

"Ahem!" Sun Yu sweated profusely and said, "It's not so serious." ”

"Isn't that serious? How does that matter? Zhang Xiu was angry, jumped on the boat and said: "I used to think that you were a man with affection and righteousness...... I...... I'm still secretly happy...... Do not say...... Hum! ”

Zhang Xiu's hatred of iron is not steel, this is like a pure girl in high school who has a crush on a senior, but by chance she finds out that the senior is a love with the same surname, the sadness and disappointment are really indescribable, and she is disheartened.

Zhang Xiu patted the gun on his back and said angrily: "Sun Yu, I'll fight to the death with you for a while, you heard me clearly, I will never be merciful, let me catch you this time, I have to poke you into three transparent holes." "Her seven detectives have not yet been practiced, and she can only stab three detectives at a time, so when she opens her mouth, she talks about three transparent holes.

Sun Yu heard Zhao Yun talk about the situation during the battle of Changbanpo, and knew that Zhang Xiu's marksmanship had improved, although he had already practiced the Hundred Bird Chaohuang Gun, but the Seven Snake Disc Gun had not yet begun to practice, maybe it was really not Zhang Xiu's opponent. But how can a man be soft? You can't beat her, but you can't lose to her in momentum.

Sun Yu said loudly: "Since General Zhang doesn't listen to my explanation, let's see the real chapter in my hand, who is afraid of whom!" ”

The two of them broke down and retreated into the fleet, where both armies had a number of building ships, surrounded by small boats, and the drums of war rumbled, and a great battle was about to break out.

Sun Yu's side of the warship has Cheng Pu, Huang Gai, Han Dang, Sun Shangxiang, and the girl in the high hat, as for the three Loli of Xiao Zhao Yun, Xiao Pang Tong, and Xiao Xu Shu, Sun Yu didn't let the three of them get on the boat, this is not a joke, being slandered and peeking at a woman taking a bath, if you find a group of little Loli to help you get ahead, you will definitely laugh off the big teeth of the heroes of the world, and it is strange that other people don't laugh Sun Yu to death.

Sun Yu is a serious machismo, and this kind of thing is chilling to think about, so she can't let Lori mix it up.

Looking at Zhang Xiu's side again, she has Cheng Yu, Jiao Touch, Zhang Nan, Cai Zhong, Cai He, and Cai Yi (Cai Mao's cousin), and there are a lot of talents.

When Zhang Xiu returned to the army, he was still indignant and loudly ordered the scolders in the army to come out of the ranks.

Dong Zhuojun's fleet has a row of scolders lined up on the bow of each ship, these scolders are specially selected sharp-toothed people, whenever they attack a city or camp, they can send these scolders to insult the other party, which is also a strange scenery on the battlefield in the era of cold weapons.

At this time, nearly 500 scolders came out of the queue and scolded Sun Yu together: "Shameless escape, obscene embryo!" ”

"Long corns!"

"Not a man!"

"Let's catch it and castrate it."

All kinds of scolding came and went.

In the midst of the insults, Dong Zhuojun's fleet set sail together and rushed towards the Jiangdong Navy.

Sun Yu didn't want to pay attention to them, but the two armies were fighting, and morale was very important, and before he could give the order, the Jiangdong Navy automatically sent a scolder and began to pay tribute.

I only heard Jiang Dong scolding and scolding: "Dong Zhuo doesn't close the window when he takes a bath, he deserves to be watched." ”

"Hahaha, General Sun peeked at Dong Zhuo to give us men a long face."

"Dong Zhuo can only marry our General Sun, and he can barely be a concubine, hahahaha!"

"Our General Sun's reconnaissance, you can't break it, Dong Zhuo will take a bath in the future, General Sun can watch it if he wants, hahaha!"

The things that Jiangdong scolded made Sun Yu sweat profusely, and this scolding made Liang Zi deep! Especially this last sentence, what does it mean to watch it if you want to? If Dong Zhuo is made to never dare to take a bath in the future, who will bear the responsibility?

(To be continued)