readx;?readx; Chapter 260 Qin Geyue guessed the heaven and earth, Xuanhuang Le asked Gu for nine dishes and one soup

Although Qin Ba's brain is not very bright, this person has a benefit, obedient. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info he remembered Le Xianggu's instructions that 'only things are allowed to be given to those in gray clothes, not to those in green clothes', so he didn't look at the green-armored general with a blue face, stepped over in a few steps, walked to the gray-clothed army formation behind the green-clothed army formation, and shook the cloth in his hand vigorously.

The one in gray was the Broken Army, and they could tell which was the eldest woman and which was the second room when they saw this fool, and they couldn't help but feel good, and a few lieutenants giggled and said, "Big man, what are you doing here to find grandpa?" ”

The big man pointed to his mouth and whined for a while, but he couldn't say a word, it turned out to be a mute.

The captain of the Broken Army scolded with a smile: "He***, is there no one in it?" Let a dumb person come out and be ashamed. ”

But when he saw that the big man flipped over the cloth sign in his hand, revealing a few big words on the back: 'Son of the village chief', he immediately laughed, and said one after another: "Disrespectful and disrespectful......"

At this time, the news also reached the Chinese army, and Li Kejian was bored, so when he heard the news, he asked his subordinates to bring the stupid big man over.

After a while, Qin Ba was brought to the little captain, and Li Kejian also laughed, and then said kindly: "Doll, what did your adults send you to do?" Is it just for the grandpas to bring food? "For this kind of harlequin-like character, no one can stand up or make a face, which is why Le Buyi sent him down the mountain instead of Qin Xuanyi.

Qin Ba shook his head vigorously and took out a crumpled envelope from his arms. Seeing that the letterhead was not in shape, he smiled embarrassedly, put the envelope under his armpit and rubbed it vigorously, and then handed it to Li Kejian's personal soldier with both hands.

The soldier carried the letter with a heavy smell of sweat with the tips of his fingers, and wanted to hand it to the little captain, but he was glared at by Li Kejian and said in a rough voice: "Read!" ”

The soldiers secretly called them unlucky, so they had to reluctantly tear open the envelope, take out the letter inside and shake it, and then read aloud: "Adults outside the mountain: I kowtow to you." I am the village chief of Jingshan Village, we are the villagers of Jingshan Village, these days we have suffered disasters here, first robbed by the horses, and then captured by the officials and soldiers as strong men, let us help them build barracks. We thought that the autumn farming was idle anyway, so we just had to eat a mouthful of food, so we left. Who would have thought that those officers and soldiers ran away after yesterday, we were thinking that this dog day would come to an end, and who would have thought that the adults had surrounded us again, you always say, did we touch the mold of the land? ”

Thinking of this, the soldiers secretly whispered to the little captain, only to see that he was still listening with a smile, and then he continued to read with confidence: "We have figured it out, this place is not something we can stay in this kind of hardship, so we want to move, we will give the military food left by those officers and soldiers, plus the local products in my village, all to the adults, please give it a chance." We have few things in poor families, more than 3,000 people in the whole village, and we will move in one day at most, I beg you, we kowtow to you. ”

"Done?" Li Kejian listened to the soldiers and asked slowly.

The soldiers hurriedly took another look and whispered: "There is also a payment: the head of Jingshan Village and his villagers." ”

After listening to this, Li Kejian asked with a smile: "Except for those who eat and drink, don't you have anything else in your village?" Afraid that he wouldn't be able to hear, he stretched out three fingers of his right hand and rubbed them, making a gesture of counting treasure money.

Qin Ba scratched his head, and took out a dirty rag bag from his arms in great distress. The soldiers took it and spread it out, and it was full of broken silver, broken copper coins and the like, at most it was ** taels. Seeing that he was bored, the little lieutenant waved his hand and said, "You guys have a drink." ”

When the soldiers heard this, they smiled and said, "Handsome and generous!" He poured the copper coins and silver into his arms, and then threw the rags back to Qin Ba, who took the cloth and looked at Li Kejian sitting in the middle with an innocent face.

How funny can a fool be? After the initial freshness, the little lieutenant gradually felt bored, and waved his hand to let him go. But he heard a clear shout outside the tent: "Wait! Li Kejian followed the prestige unhappily, only to see Captain Naluo coming in from outside with a pale face, and said in a deep voice: "The general is slow, wait for the humble post to ask him a few questions." ”

The soldiers took Qin Ba's silver and felt obligated to say a good word for him, so he fell into the ear of the little captain and whispered: "It must be that the big man came straight over and ignored him, annoyed." Li Kejian nodded with a smile, and said with a kind face: "As the saying goes, 'ten deaf and nine dumb', in other words, nine mutes are all deaf, what is the use of Lord Luo asking him?" Let's let him go back, let's rest for a while today, and go straight to the camp tomorrow. ”

Captain Luo grimaced and said with a forced smile: "His companions are really timid, so they all ran back after putting down the car, leaving him alone." I can only make do with asking, but fortunately, I will make some deaf and dumb gestures, and it won't take much time, and I will let him go back when it's over. Li Kejian suddenly became interested, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Luo Zhuangyuan to be an all-rounder, Ben Shuai will wait and see." ”

Captain Luo nodded, turned to the yellow-skinned giant, pointed to the mountain with one hand, and stretched out four fingers with the other hand to make a pony forward, then looked at him fixedly, waiting for him to reply.

Qin Ba scratched his head, thought for a long time before he understood, then put two big fan-like hands on his chest and gouged in a few times.

Captain Luo's eyes widened, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at Qin Ba's face.

Qin Ba saw it, and smiled Mimi's first stretched out nine fingers, and then stretched out one finger to make a gesture.

Captain Luo's face changed when he saw it, and he pointed to his chest again.

Qin Ba smiled nonchalantly, stretched out his big hand and waved it vigorously, and patted his ass vigorously.

Captain Luo finally let out a long sigh and waved his hand to signal that he could go.

Qin Ba nodded with a smile, and then smiled at the little captain who was sitting at the top of the head, saw him nodding, bowed slightly, and then turned around and rumbled away.

As soon as he left, Li Kejian couldn't wait to ask, "Master Luo, tell me quickly, what are you all comparing just now?" Ben Shuai looks quite interesting. ”

Captain Luo said with a straight face: "General, there are some fierce men on the mountain, let's leave a glimmer of life for those good sons and daughters of Great Qin." ”

Li Kejian waved his hand impatiently and urged: "Ben Shuai originally planned to let them live, say it quickly." ”

Captain Luo only then began to tell the dumb riddle between the two of them, and said helplessly: "The last general asked him first, if we rush up directly, what will happen to the horse joint camp?" ”

"How did he answer?" Li Kejian asked with interest.

"He said that they dug a lot of traps and were not afraid that we would rush up."

"What did you say again?" Li Kejian asked.

Captain Luo sighed: "I pointed to his face and glared at him: 'We have to rush forward!'" ’”

"What did he say?"

"He said we're going to 'die for a lifetime.'" Captain Luo said depressedly.

Li Kejian squinted his eyes and said, "What a boldness! ”

Captain Luo nodded, and said in a deep voice: "The humble duty pointed to his chest, which also means that he is so bold." ”

"How did he answer?" General Li asked the bottom of the question.

Captain Luo's face showed appreciation, and he sighed: "His answer is very hard. ”

Ben Shuai remembered that he waved his hand first. General Lee recalled.

"That's what it means to put life and death out of the way a long time ago." Captain Luo explained.

"And what about his ass slap?"

"Meaning: If we were going to fight, he would sit on the hill and wait, without ambiguity." Captain Luo said with a look of pity: "This person has a good spirit. If he wasn't deaf and dumb, he really wanted to keep him as a pioneer general. ”

The little lieutenant sneered in his heart: "If he is not deaf or dumb, Lao Tzu will stay, how can you have your share." The two sighed for a while, and then ordered the soldiers to go back to the camp to rest, in case the five princes led the army to attack from behind, and began to drink and have fun, waiting for the next day to go up the mountain.

There are two flowers, one on each branch. Besides, Qin Ba, who was the commander of the two armies, spread his long legs and ran all the way back to Jingshan Village, and saw Le Buyi standing in front of the gate of the village with a smile to greet him, and couldn't help grinning and laughing: "Lao Bu, I'm back, I want to eat!" ”

Le Buyi said with a straight face when he heard this: "You rammer, you repeatedly told you not to spit out the walnuts in your mouth, why don't you listen?" As he spoke, he snorted, "Don't want to eat!"

Qin Ba was stunned when he heard this, the boss with his mouth open, his tongue shook vigorously, and he found that there was really nothing in his mouth. Unwillingly, he put his hand in his mouth and touched it, but he didn't find anything special except his tongue and teeth.

Only then did he say cautiously with an aggrieved face: "I must have accidentally swallowed it." ”

Le Buyi couldn't help but laugh and said, "Your voice is thick enough, and you're not afraid of your tongue falling in." ”

Qin Ba scratched his neck vigorously and said depressedly: "No way, who made my voice loud." Said with a flattering face: "But I haven't spit out a word of Zhenge, so you can let me eat." ”

Le Buyi turned around and walked towards the village, and said with a straight face: "You first tell me what you have done, if there is really nothing wrong, then talk about it." ”

As soon as Qin Ba saw that there was a door, he immediately became elated, followed behind Le Buyi, and his eyebrows fluttered to tell Fang Cai's words and deeds in the enemy camp.

Le Buyi listened quietly until Qin Ba said that a green-armored general stopped him and wanted to ask him, so he asked in a low voice, "Didn't you pretend to be dumb, how did you answer him?" ”

"Gesture!" Qin Ba said with a look of course.

Le Buyi became interested, stopped and smiled: "How do you compare?" ”

Qin Ba first learned from Captain Naluo's first move, and said loudly: "He asked me, what are you doing after you run back?" ”

Le Buyi smiled and asked, "How did you answer?" ”

Qin Ba stretched out his hands and shaved them into his arms a few times, and said in a rough voice: "I'll tell him: 'What else can you do, and you can pick up rice happily.'" As he spoke, he didn't forget to beg and glance at Le Buyi.

Le Buyi laughed in his heart, and held Qin Ba's arm and said in a trembling voice: "How can he say it?" ”

Qin Ba bit his right index finger and recalled for a while, and Weng Sheng said: "He pointed to my mouth and asked me what I ate when I came back." ”

"What did you say?" Le Buyi asked with a smile.

"What do you have to say, nine dishes and one soup!" Qin Ba said with a happy face: "Lao Bu, I can praise Haikou, you can't let me be laughed at." ”

Le Buyi nodded tremblingly, and said with a smile: "Go on, after that, let's go eat your 'nine dishes and one soup'." ”

Qin Ba nodded overjoyed, and said loudly: "He pointed to my stomach again and asked me if I could eat the nine dishes and one soup." ”

"How did you answer?" Le Buyi finally couldn't help laughing.

Qin Ba said with a disdainful expression: "I waved my hand and told him that it was okay." I patted him on the cheek and told him, 'Can I eat it, what are you doing?' Don't expect me to give you a point. He said excitedly: "What about my nine dishes and one soup?" I'm going to eat. ”

Le Buyi sat on the big stone on the side of the road with a smile, pointed to a large porcelain bowl on the stone behind him, and jokingly said, "There it is." ”

Qin Ba looked at the big porcelain bowl with the lid on his suspicious face, and said in disbelief: "How can nine dishes and one soup be so ordered?" Lao Bu, you're not lying to me, are you? ”

I only heard Le Buyi say seriously: "It's indeed nine dishes and one soup, and I lied to you as a puppy." ”

Qin Ba stepped forward suspiciously, lifted the lid and saw that it was a bowl of hot soup with some green and fine vegetable leaves floating on it. Holding this bowl of soup, Qin Ba asked puzzledly, "This is just a soup?" What about the nine dishes? ”

Le Buyi pointed to the vegetable leaves in the bowl, and said with a cheap smile: "Oh, what do you think this is?" ”

"Leeks! Leek...... Nine Dishes ...... You're playing me, I'm not going to play with you anymore. Qin Ba said suddenly, throwing the big porcelain bowl in his hand as he spoke, and turned around to run away. But he was pulled by Le Buyi, and he couldn't break free.

Qin Ba was afraid of flashing him, so he stopped his movements and listened to him explain: "Ba, why is it so ugly, I'll give you a word, call ...... Geyue, Geyue, brother, I didn't mean to tease you, the nine dishes and one soup will definitely be honored, but now everyone is busy working, and even the **-year-old children have gone to help bulldoze the earth, and I don't have time to make it for you. I'll do it later, okay? ”

Although Qin Ba is a muddy person, he is still sensible, and when he heard the words, he pouted: "Then you can just say no, why do you want to play tricks on me, so that I can't even drink leek soup." ”

"That's not it," Le Buyi said with a smile, and as he said a trick, he brought the big porcelain bowl that Qin Ba threw away back in front of him, and took out two steamed buns and said, "Just eat this bowl of soup, hurry up and bulldoze the earth, you can top three whole laborers." ”

Qin Ba took the steamed bun and the porcelain bowl, glanced at Le Buyi, and Weng Sheng reminded: "You still owe me nine dishes, don't forget, don't think about becoming leeks!" Le Buyi smiled and nodded.

Here, eat leek soup for lunch, and the camp of the broken army at the foot of the mountain is much more abundant. Although the little lieutenant is a small-bellied chicken intestine, he is also from everyone's background, so he will not detain his subordinates in eating and drinking, and first ask his subordinates to check the food sent from the mountain to see if there is any poisoning or the like. After getting a non-toxic answer, he instructed his man to stir-fry vegetables and stew meat to improve the food for his subordinates. The soldiers naturally cheered, and their disgust towards the little lieutenant also decreased slightly.

Li Kejian also asked people to pack up a cart of rotten vegetable leaves and cattle and send them to the Yingyang army stationed on the side. Although the Yingyang soldiers had long been possessed by worms, they refused to appreciate it when they saw that the army was asking for food, and they also beat the food delivery out of the house.

Li Kejian knew about this, and said angrily: "People originally honored our captive army, and Ben Shuai kindly gave them some of it, but he was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs. The group of cronies under him also scolded: "The stepmother-like one is really not ripe." ”

What's the fastest in the world? The speed of communication is the fastest. After a while, the Eagle Yang Army heard the news, and the top and bottom were naturally angry, if it weren't for the strict discipline of the forbidden army, I was afraid that they would immediately pull out the camp and leave. In the end, although reason overcame impulse and did not succeed, he also closed the door of the camp, and his eyes were out of sight.

The aroma of food, wine and meat floated through the camp wall to the Yingyang army, which added fuel to the fire. The two armies were so angry, no one paid attention to anyone, no one mentioned whether to attack or not, and they all took a nap in comfort or breathlessness.

Unconsciously, it was dark again, and after dinner, the little lieutenant wanted to sleep again but couldn't sleep, so he pulled a few lieutenants to drink and have fun together.

They were all soldiers, chatting and chatting about some allusions to the old Three Kingdoms. A man who joined the army told the story of 'Guan Yun's long flooding of the Seventh Army', and was talking about the Han River, and the water on the flat ground was more than a zhang above the ground. Yu Ban's military camp was set up on flat ground, and when the water rushed in from all directions, flooding the military camp of the Seventh Army, a small colonel rushed into the outside in a panic, and before he had time to salute, he reported in a hurry: "No, no, no...... Oh no, our camp is flooded! ”