54 Preliminary Round Begins (B)
Knowing the culprit, Liu Hong let the prostitutes go. What is his identity, and it is too cheap to deal with these poor people.
Although the prostitute let it go, Liu Hong didn't plan to leave it at that.
"How do you get out of this breath?"
Although Liu Hong really wanted to arrest Xu Xiang and beat him up. But that guy doesn't know where to hide now, he can't find it even if he wants to find it. Therefore, he had to find another way to retaliate and come back.
"Didn't you come to me to make trouble, trying to lure all the tourists from my side away? I will use the way of others to govern them, and send men to your side to make trouble, and to lure away all your tourists. ”
Of course, Liu Hong will not be so tasteless, he will do any tricks that he touches for a penny, all he plays is art.
Originally, he found someone to make a lot of three-point swimsuits, sexy underwear, rabbit girl clothes, cat girl clothes, maid costumes or something, and wanted the palace maids in the palace to wear them for him. Now that it's time for this, he takes out the three-point swimsuit and sexy lingerie.
"Yes, the three-point swimsuit highlights the slender figure. Sexy lingerie is hazy and even more reverie-inducing. Compared with the trick of touching it for a penny, it is not inferior at all. ”
Looking at those girls, after changing into clothes, Liu Hong nodded for a while. But this alone may not appeal to everyone. For the sake of insurance, Liu Hong got a few more girls and came to them to paint their bodies.
Body painting, such an elegant art form, not to mention the Tulao hat of the Han Dynasty, even in the twentieth century, can also cause a sensation. Therefore, it didn't take long for them to lure away all the tourists in Yihong Courtyard.
Xu Xiang, who was hiding in the background to watch the excitement, immediately became angry when he saw that stealing chickens did not succeed but ate rice. rushed out of the backstage and wanted to do something to the girls of Lichun Courtyard.
Liu Hong, who is quite clear about the virtues of these gentlemen, is waiting for his move. Yulin Jun, who had been waiting on the side for a long time, saw Xu Xiang make a move, and immediately rushed forward and arrested him.
Speaking of which, Xu Xiang is also a capable person. In history, he is also a figure who has done Situ. This is the high position of the third duke, without any ability, and it is absolutely incompetent with the family alone. However, this kid's character is too poor, and he is a lawless character, so Liu Hong has no good impression of this kid at all.
"Give him a little bitterness, and then put him in the barracks, and wait for his father to beg you, and then let him go." Now, don't let this guy delay us from looking at the beauty. ”
There is no trouble, Liu Hong's attention finally arrived at these beautiful women's color stage.
These color stands are divided into pieces with colored stripes, and each family arranges their head card in the middle, surrounded by some beautiful women, some singing, some dancing, and some playing the piano, in order to attract the attention of tourists.
This time is still early, and it is obviously not the peak of foot traffic. Therefore, the top brands of each family did not perform, but sat in the middle of the color stage to recuperate.
In order to deal with Xu Xiang, Liu Hong contributed three swimsuits and sexy underwear. He certainly can't take back the clothes that have been worn. Therefore, he directly asked those girls to display on his own color stage, which can not only attract tourists, but also Liu Hong can have a good time.
Liu Hong made three points and sexy underwear, which are all classic shapes of later generations. This is specially made by him for his own eyes. Where have the people of the Han Dynasty seen this, groups of tourists flocked to it, and they couldn't wait to put those girls directly in their eyes.
As the saying goes, when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. It's the same when there are more tourists, some shout and please, while others say that dressing like this is a violation of customs.
But anyway, there are more tourists here in Lichun Temple, and this flower is also soaring. Especially Gu Pan'er, her flowers, in just a while, she got more than 200 flowers.
I got more than 200 flowers in half a day, this achievement is absolutely against the sky, and the prostitute of the family next to me who was jealous stomped her feet. One of them was even jealous and anxious, and directly asked Gu Pan'er, "What's so great about just having flowers, you can buy it as long as you spend money, you have the ability to let people give you a few poems, and the province makes people misunderstand that you are hooking up with a rich man in the countryside." ”
Hearing this, there were people below who were unwilling, "What's wrong with the rich man, uncle, I have money, so I want to be the rich man!" Come on, add ten flowers to each of the girls in Lichun Courtyard, and add two hundred flowers to Miss Gu Pan'er. ”
"Okay, domineering!"
Liu Hong admires this guy quite a lot. As soon as he was angry, he threw out dozens of gold coins, a real rich man.
"Look, it's like these rich people who know how to smash people with money." The woman pretended to look disdainful.
That woman's mean appearance, Liu Hong looked quite annoying. This guy is a short-term protector, and he can't see anyone sarcastic about him.
"Isn't it just to compose poetry, that's what I'm here for." Thinking of this, Liu Hong stood up and said, "Since everyone is willing to listen to poetry, I will make a poem for Miss Pan'er, which can be regarded as throwing bricks and attracting jade." ”
After that, as soon as Liu Hong cleared his throat, he came to Li Bai's clear tone.
Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look,
The spring breeze blows Revlon.
If it weren't for the jade mountains,
will meet Yaotai under the moon.
As soon as Liu Hong's song came out, everyone was quiet. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the poems were basically four-word and five-word, seven-word poems, which should be regarded as the first one. But since this poem can be passed down through the ages, it has its own extraordinary, even if people are not used to it, they have to admit that this is a good poem.
The one who sent the flowers just now applauded even louder, shouting for Liu Hong to make another song.
"One more song, one more song." Liu Hong was not ambiguous, and immediately came to another song of Li Bai's Qingping tune.
A sprig of red dew incense,
The clouds and rain Wushan broke their bowels in vain.
By asking who in the Han Palace is like,
Poor Feiyan leans on new makeup.
As soon as Liu Hong's two Qingping tunes were made, the prostitute who made the sarcastic remarks just now had a face that was almost as black as the bottom of the pot. Liu Hong looked at her and felt that such a woman had to give her some color, otherwise she wouldn't know what her surname was.
Thinking of this, Liu Hong said to the prostitute: "This eldest sister, I will write two poems for Gu Pan'er, I can't take care of one or the other, I will also write a poem for you." ”
"Give me a poem?" The prostitute was quite surprised, she didn't expect Liu Hong to say such a thing at all.
"Yes, it's a poem for you!" After speaking, Liu Hong opened his mouth and said:
The twenty-eight chicken woman skillfully dresses up, and the cave room changes the groom every night.
A pair of jade arms and thousands of pillows, half a red lip for thousands of customers.
Pretending to be a delicate body, pretending to be a fake heart.
ushered in the delivery to know how much, accustomed to lovesick tears.
As soon as Liu Hong's poem was finished, everyone except for the prostitute burst into laughter. Even uneducated people can hear that Liu Hong is satirizing her with poetry. At this moment, the prostitute's face was even darker with anger.
"This little brother has a set, I admire it!" The person who sent the flowers bowed his hand to Liu Hong, and said: "I like learned people in the future, I don't know if I can enjoy my face and have a drink together?" ”
Liu Hong also liked that person's boldness, and was about to agree, when he saw a fast horse galloping on the plank road in the distance, and he was shouting that he was rushing for eight hundred miles, and Liu Hong immediately knew that something big had happened.
Although Liu Hong is a puppet emperor, even if he can't make the decision when something big happens, he has to sit in the main hall. So he had to rush back immediately, and he didn't have time to drink with anyone.
But just resigning others like this is too shameless to give people face. In order not to prevent the man from coming off the stage, he stood up and groaned as he went:
The young man Spring House wants to be a girl,
The sleeve bag was empty.
The Luo River is a hundred feet deep,
Hurry back to your hometown to find silver.
The person who sent the flowers really thought that Liu Hong was short of money, so he shouted in the back, "Little brother, it doesn't matter if you don't have money, I will pay for your expenses, so you don't have to go back to get the money!" ”
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