Chapter 0247: A Fart

????? For these two people, Qian Xiaoji thought of thousands of ways to kill the two in his heart, but he couldn't implement it.

Comparing his own body size with that of the other party, Qian Xiaoji found that a slap was bigger than his face.

In the end, I found that I had nothing to deal with the two of them, as long as I wasn't torn apart by the two, I stepped on shit today.

Maybe the two of them were talking a little energetically, so they just stood here and didn't leave.

Qian Xiaoji was speechless in his heart, he wanted to go back quickly to inform the master, why don't they run for their lives.

"Let's go, this mountain forest is too big, let's try to find out as soon as possible."

This sentence made Qianxiaoji have too much slackness in one thousandth.

Life is always full of accidents, so Qianxiaoji doesn't dare to relax all, and according to the arrangement of fantasy novels, no matter how well the protagonist hides, in short, it must be discovered in the end.

"Big brother, wait, I'm a little urgent, I'll solve it first."

Damn, mom, mom, you can't really come to me as a bush, right?

Nima! I see your eyes, and your eyes are here.

I'll ask you to turn, turn around! it!

Nima! The plot shouldn't be so bloody, okay! Urine girl! Lao Tzu is not the protagonist of fantasy novels! I'm just an ordinary time-traveler, and I'm not a bullshit protagonist!

Stop, stop! I'm going to call if you come over again, I really screamed!

Before the man approached, Qian Xiaoji felt a strong sense of oppression brought by this body.

It's so intimidating.

One step, two steps, three steps, closer and closer.

Qianxiaoji's back is hairy, in this case, he is not discovered, but is drenched in urine and a soup chicken!

I can't bear it!

"Hurry up, don't delay." In addition, the big brother urged.

"Okay, I'll put some fertilizer on this bush, and it's going to love my fertilizer."

Nima, don't be sentimental, okay, Brother Cong is not rare, get out! Who knows if you have AIDS or diabetes, and Brother Cong doesn't want to accept your pollution!

Damn, it seems that only came out, only let the other party find out.

At this moment, Qian Xiaoji's whole body calmed down, the two of them are so big, they must not be able to outrun themselves, Qian Xiaoji thought silently in his heart.

He felt that he had entered a realm, a realm of self-forgetfulness, and all the pores of his body were open, and he breathed the oxygen in the air to his heart's content.

Qianxiaoji is like forgetting what is about to happen, forgetting that the man with a very heavy tonnage is getting closer and closer, and forgetting that the man with a very heavy tonnage is about to excrete.

Anyway, Qian Xiaoji felt that he was in his own hands.

His mind was clear, so he clearly heard his fart, and he quickly used his clear mind to find the reason for the fart.

Because the pores of the whole body have just opened comfortably.

And what makes him proud is that he knows that his fart is very loud, but it doesn't stink!

"Who!" The man who peed was on full alert, shouted out with a loud roar, forgot to tie the trouser belt that had just been untied, stretched his hands behind him, and pressed the sledgehammer, as long as there was the slightest mistake, this sledgehammer would definitely be smashed.

In addition, the scarred man was also attracted and looked at the bushes warily.

Qianxiao crawled out of the bushes with a small body, facing two big men.

As soon as Qian Xiaoji came out, the two men took four or five steps back in unison, pulling away and staying vigilant.

Qian Xiaoji regretted it, and after standing up, Qian Xiaoji found that the size of the two was really too large, so huge that it made people feel suffocated.

But that's not the point, the point is that in my twenty years of career, I have experienced all kinds of dangers, but at this moment, my legs are still weak.

Qian Xiaoji thought that if he hadn't experienced the experience of life and death, water and fire, Qian Xiaoji would tremble.

Fortunately, Qian Xiaoji feels that he is experienced and has a certain amount of experience in the face of this kind of thing, so he is not too embarrassed, but a little calm.

If you have to describe the current situation, Qianxiaoji can only be described as chaste on the outside and ** on the inside.

Qian Xiaoji kept repeating the word calm and calm in his heart, and he couldn't find flaws for the other party, so that the other party would be jealous of himself, of course, if they really rushed up directly and hammered their heads with a sledgehammer, they could only sing goodnight to the world.

Qian Xiaoji took a deep breath, he hadn't seen any scenes, how could these two people make me afraid.

"Your Excellency is really powerful, hiding so close, we didn't even find it." The scar man said with a serious face and as if he were facing a great enemy.

Good girl! I have good kung fu and I would have run away a long time ago, and the tonnage of the two of you can crush me to death!

Qian Xiaoji is wearing a tight-fitting clothes, but unfortunately there are no pockets, Qian Xiaoji tries to make himself look unfathomable, because of the soft legs, the legs standing straight must be found flawed, so the body of Qian Xiaoji is slightly tilted, the right foot is low, and the left foot is high. The whole body looks very lazy.

The two men with a large tonnage looked at each other, and they could see the solemnity in their eyes.

"Your Excellency lurks here, I'm afraid the purpose is not simple, I don't know which family we are, we hammer the two brothers, and we will take it."

After speaking, the sledgehammers of the two smashed on the ground, smashing a big hole.

I didn't look at it carefully just now, but now that I look at it, Qian Xiaoji broke out in a cold sweat.

Nima! This sledgehammer is half the height of Lao Tzu, if you really want to fight, how can you fight?!

Besides, I'm afraid that my combat strength will be fanned by your slap!

The sledgehammer of the two rings, and the bell rings.

Made of 100% iron, where the handle of the hammer is held, there is a long iron chain, and the thousand small machines know how to use it, that is, they can attack from a distance.

And this is the reason why Qianxiaoji didn't run in a hurry, because the chain is long! If you run suddenly, the other party will directly enlarge the hammer, and with a bang, your flesh and blood will be blurred!

At this moment, Qianxiaoji's scalp was numb, and he saw his hands moving, slowly rising, as if he was going to make a big move.

The chains in the hands of the Hammer Brothers were clenched, and Rushan's body was ready to move at any time.

"That, two brothers, I'm just a cowherd baby, can you let me go home?" Qian Xiaoji's spineless hands were raised, indicating surrender.

"Boom!"

A sledgehammer bloomed directly beside Qianxiaoji, splashing a large amount of mud, and Qianxiaoji was gloriously splashed with mud.

it! Why do these people like to sneak attack, but fortunately you have bad eyes and didn't aim! Your grandmother's, I'm going to have a fair duel with you!

Hammer sneered, and the scar on his face became more and more hideous: "Boy, no matter who you are, you will die today."

As he spoke, the chain in his hand was pulled, and the sledgehammer beside Qian Xiaoji soared up and quickly returned to the hammer's hand.

The big expression is very scary, and Qian Xiaoji really thinks that he has the ability to scare children to death.

At the beginning, what the two said was so righteous and awe-inspiring, and then it was, Qian Xiaoji thought that the two of them were actually very good, but looking at it this way, the plot is completely wrong,!

"Take action, don't use your kind disguise to fool our two brothers, deceiving people has always been our brother's patent."

After saying that, thrashing is rushing up with a sledgehammer.

What am I lying to you, I'm really a cowherd baby! I am scientifically certified for combat effectiveness, and the country is exempt from inspection, and there are really only five!

Sure enough, the body is big, and the momentum is not covered, it is very scary. Qian Xiaoji felt a gust of wind blowing towards him from the hammer body, and the muscles on his face were blown together.

My sun's, humanoid electric fan! Blessed are your loved ones in the summer.

Qian Xiaoji half-squinted at the monstrous momentum, why don't you stay and eat! Depend on!

Qian Xiaoji bit his tongue and turned around, and his body turned over to the side of the dog, dodging the hammer's attack target.

I went, why is this ground so hard, my skin is shaved and hurt.

Hammer knew early on that Qianxiaoji must be able to dodge, he didn't have much force, he left at least eight points of force to retreat, because he didn't understand Qianxiaoji's strength, his main strength was to leave a way out for himself.

It's a pity, I never expected that the way Qianxiaoji dodged was so clumsy, and it was so wolf.

Hammer's mind is flying, is this the other party paralyzing himself so that he can take it lightly?

Therefore, Hammer Da suddenly hesitated for a moment, withdrew more attack power, mainly to protect his body, and used a little strength to attack Xiang Qian Xiaoji again.

And Qianxiaoji, turning over one by one, felt like a heart was about to jump out, the palms of his hands were sweating, and he didn't dare to turn his head back in horror.

Damn, Hammer Escape!

The whistling wind on the back, Qianxiaoji felt so close. If this continues, Qianxiaoji knows that he will be hit.

Between the lightning and flint, the memories of the thousand small machines slipped through his mind like a DVD player fast-forwarding.

finally froze on the scene of Broken Traceless laughing, and then remembered that in just a few days, the inhuman torture he suffered began with Broken Traceless laughing.

Moment!

Qian Xiaoji's mind was numb, and his whole body was full of strength, as if he had been recreated by Nuwa, and his feet were full of strength.

I saw him snatching food from the tiger's mouth, the posture of the eagle fighting the rabbit, like a superman, kicking heavily on one foot!

The whole body rose from the ground, and the body flew forward.

narrowly escaped the hammer.

"Boom!"

Once again, Sledgehammer had a close contact with the earth, of course, Qian Xiaoji knew that the earth must not be willing to make such contact, because a pit appeared on his face.

Qianxiaoji turned over again and ran into the mountains and forests.

In this short period of time, Qian Xiaoji understands more that Nima's legs are a little shorter, and he can't run fast!

Bell bell ......!!

Just when Qian Xiaoji was struggling with his short legs, he clearly heard the sound of chains in his ears.

Wow!

The huge sound of breaking wind, a dangerous momentum, the sledgehammer in the hammer, the iron chain was loosened, and it smashed towards the thousand small machines with an indomitable move.

"Big brother, this person has no force at all, we were tricked." At the same time as Hammer Er made a move, he reminded Dao Hammer that his face was angry.

Damn, I told you I was just a cowherd!

Qian Xiaoji's pupils widened and he looked back.