A Beijing family on the edge of the old town. ／

This family is drawing a circle to curse the outsiders, because any foreigner who comes to live in a large courtyard house with three entrances, and the natives who have lived here for generations still live in a grievance courtyard with only one entrance, commonly known as the "triple courtyard".

"Huh? It's gone......," the head of the household shouted, "Fat Tiger, help me buy a bottle of soy sauce!" ”

Fat Tiger: "It's raining outside, Third Uncle." ”

Third uncle: "You have to eat even if it rains, don't you?" Hurry up, bring an umbrella! ”

The helpless fat tiger looked around for their broken umbrella, and just found the broken umbrella, and thought of an excuse: "Lao Zhang of the grocery store is worried about returning to his hometown, uncle, let's put one less meal of soy sauce, okay?" ”

The third uncle scolded with a smile: "The official is called Ding Wei, boy...... Come, untie my bracelet, this product can be bought at the vending machine, go out and turn left, there will be seasoning after about 10 vending machines, 12 or 13 come, I forgot. Hurry up, wait for the soy sauce to come to the pot. ”

Fat Tiger was surprised: "Huh? Third uncle, you also got a bracelet? Aren't you the staunchest anti-Windsor imperialist fighter in the world? Do you also do imperialist payment bracelets? Isn't this a mouthful? ”

The third uncle snorted and said, "The **** devil, you can't take the bus without a bracelet, is your uncle guilty?" No. Hurry, hurry. Come back and speak out against imperialism together. ”

Fat Tiger muttered and went out: "The action is really fast, the outsiders haven't lived a few yet, the vending machines are all full, and grabbing money is a positive ......"

Not long after, the fat tiger came back and shouted, "I'm cǎo! I'm cǎo! I'm cǎo! Uncle! It's so awesome, it's really bursting, the imperialist machine is still building a yard, and it is not affected by the rain at all. ”

Third uncle: "How much?" If you take it in your mouth, I'll have to eat first, so bring it quickly. ”

Fat Tiger: "It's not an ordinary mouth, really, you go out and see it for yourself, I won't spoil it." ”

After Fat Tiger's repeated persuasion, the third uncle was really reluctant, so he had to go out to see what the situation was.

At a glance, the third uncle was happy: "Oh ho! It's really not an ordinary mouth......"

It turned out that the imperialist construction machine used a technology that they never thought of to use a high-power exhaust fan for construction in the rain, and designed one at the sprinkler head, so that the fan could quickly rotate and spray a large amount of compressed air when it was erected 5 meters high, and the air blew the raindrops aside, and from a distance, the hair dryer blocked all the raindrops in the entire 200-square-meter courtyard construction area, forming a beautiful air dome, like an invisible umbrella, so beautiful that it was incomprehensible.

Just near the Fat Tiger family, there are 30 large air domes that create a practical and elegant engineering spectacle, how capricious.

The capricious air dome in the rain has become a highlight of China News' video interview program, and the anchor uses this photo with great interest to introduce Mr. Xu Rongcun, the mayor of Beijing's puppet government, who is the subject of today's talk show.

The anchor opened with a sweet smile in authentic Chinese: "Hello everyone! Welcome to China News' Focus Talk Program, I'm anchor Zhou Lingbin. Today, we have one of the most influential political figures in China today: Mr. Xu Rongcun, Mayor of Beijing.

Thank you very much Mayor Xu for taking time out of your busy schedule to give us this opportunity, as you know, the new government has just been established, Mayor Xu must have a lot of things to deal with, please allow me to take the liberty of asking: what have you been busy with lately? ”

Mayor Xu was still a little shy in front of the audience of the whole China and even the world for the first time, and his speech was a little unfavorable: "Uh, busy...... First of all, I would like to thank the host for giving me this opportunity, and the video can convey some policies of our municipal government to the citizens of Beijing very intuitively and directly.

In fact, many of the things we are doing now, as you must already know, are not just facing the people of Beijing. That picture just now has revealed a major event that our Beijing government has been doing recently, a major event that is enough to change the appearance of the old Beijing city for hundreds of years.

That's it: the mega-immigration. I would like to emphasize that although I was appointed mayor of Beijing, I did not have much ability myself, and it was all thanks to Mr. Windsor who arranged for me a large number of the world's top talents, including scientists, engineers, lawyers, doctors, and so on.

How big is the mega-immigration? I would like to ask Lingbin, do you know how many people Beijing has now? ”

Zhou Lingbin smiled: "What about taking the test?" I'm sorry, I happen to really know, more than 700,000, right? ”

Xu Rongcun is a bit dull, not smiling, and is indifferent to the slight ridicule of the big beauty anchor, but said honestly: "The host has a lot of professional knowledge, yes, there are 720,000 people." I can tell you how this number came about.

Because Faraday Power can estimate the electricity consumption of city residents, the Beijing government can clearly understand how many residents there are in Beijing at any given moment. Including those who have lived in Beijing before, and those who have just come to Beijing.

Just before I came to do the show, I asked the person in charge of the power company to give me a number, yesterday, we lived in Beijing 723238 people. ”

Anchor Zhou was taken aback: "Huh? You mean it can be accurate to a single digit? That's amazing! ”

Xu Rongcun: "It's amazing. I asked the person in charge of the power company, and he said that the error of this number would not exceed 30 people, which is based on evidence, and we can also compare the numbers from other sources, such as the number of buses, the number of transits, the number of water plants, sewage, garbage disposal, etc.

In the end, it makes sense to get a single-digit accuracy. With that out of the way, back to our question: how big is the super-immigration. How many of us in China have received two credits in primary education? That number is 5.2 million.

Among them, 820,000 people have submitted applications to our government, and I just said that the population of Beijing is 720,000, and if we all agree to the immigration applications of these 820,000 people, then the new immigrants will exceed the original population of the entire old city of Beijing. ”

Zhou Lingbin: "Oh, it's indeed a super immigrant, but ...... Will the Beijing government approve the application of the 820,000 people? ”

Mayor Xu: "I think the burden of 820,000 immigrants is too heavy for Beijing, you know, we give immigrants a 200-square-meter 17-room courtyard, which means that these new immigrants can bring their whole family and even the whole family to Beijing, but 820,000 people bring an army of two or three million immigrants."

But when I told the German municipal construction experts about my doubts, they said that there was no problem, and it would be okay for Beijing to have three million more people! Therefore, we will gradually agree to the application of these 820,000 people, and basically not one of them will be left behind, is this super word used well? ”

Anchor Zhou: "It's really shocking, I personally can't imagine that the old Beijingers are going to be diluted to become a minority, does the government have any idea about this?" ”

Mayor Xu: "Of course there are ideas. Beijing is not just the Beijing of Beijingers, but the whole of China, the Beijing of all China, since it is the Beijing of all China, it has to serve all Chinese, so if you want to come, one day, the charm of Beijing will attract more people, not only for the 10 silver dollars, 50 silver dollars subsidy.

When Mr. Guo Songtao was the Auxiliary Minister, he proposed very good education policies, such as the primary school credit system, which could have been combined with many job opportunities and benefits to improve the quality of our Chinese people, but then it was basically destroyed by the pedantic elected government.

China is very cultured, but it is precisely because the cultural heritage is too deep, there are many ancient things that cannot be parted with, which is not good, now is the era of industrial civilization, if you can't give up, then it will be outdated. Beijing needs a large number of people who are kind to the National Journal, but think about modernity.

This is at the heart of our approach to the Super Migration Policy. In our plan, the old town will become the center of tourism, and the real place for city dwellers to live and work will be in the new town. Our kindness to China's ancient culture is reflected in the Courtyard Community, which is being built with great fanfare.

The architectural style of the courtyard house is full of Beijing flavor, full of the family flavor of a Chinese-style big family, even Mr. Windsor likes it very much, he ordered a set himself, I can't say where. In short, we plan to add 100,000 courtyard houses in Beijing, all of which are masterpieces of Chinese and foreign architects combining culture and modernization.

The specific modernization is reflected in the fact that this new-style courtyard house is water, electricity, heating, network and postal six links. Needless to say, water and electricity refer to gas and natural gas, heating refers to central heating, the network is the Internet, and the post is divided into two kinds, one is a safe like a mailbox, but it is much larger than the safe, you can put down a large package, you need a password to open, and the shell is also very solid, so it is safe.

The safe is directly connected to the maglev logistics network, and when the time comes, you can receive the things you buy online directly through the safe. I also want to say more about this safe, if you have a PC, it is not only to receive parcels, but it can also send parcels directly.

Wind Bird Logistics Network has recently implemented a global mailing center program, where the householder puts the package in a safe and sends it, and the package will first arrive at the mailing center for security checks. If there are no problems, the package will be sent to its destination.

And the other post outside the safe, which is even more interesting, is the drone apron. This was originally prepared for rural places and places where it is inconvenient to receive parcels in the wild, but our Beijing government has also prepared for a new type of courtyard, because it can send and receive urgent mail, and the speed of wind bird express is 30 kilometers per hour, while the drone adopts a combination of fixed-wing and rotary-wing methods, reaching 200 kilometers per hour.

If I want to send an urgent mail to Tianjin now, it will only take half an hour, which is very helpful for some friends who do business and deal with emergencies.

Why is the new town more suitable for life than the old town? This water, electricity, and heating network mail is an important reason, the old city is too chaotic, and many places are not connected to electricity now. By the way, the underground sewer pipes in the new city are also perfect, and this old city is even more difficult.

If I had to choose, for the same price, I would rather choose Xincheng to buy a piece of land. Even if I can see the Forbidden City directly in the old city, it doesn't help my life and work. ”

Anchor Zhou continued: "Just now, Mayor Xu introduced us to the various benefits of the new quadrangle, water, electricity, gas, heating, Internet, safe, apron, and sewer, which sounds very attractive, no wonder it costs 500 oceans." ”

Mayor Xu: "Actually, even if you work, it is more convenient to work in the new city, because the new city will rise a large number of office buildings and commercial centers, and it may be more convenient to buy things in the new city." There are also a large number of factories built in the suburbs, making it easier to travel from the new city to the suburbs. ”

When the residents of the old town heard this, they felt that they were a generation abandoned by Windsor imperialism. In fact, the target of new immigrants also includes Beijing residents in the old city, and the rate of Beijingers who are close to the water is not low.

Many residents of the old town, who were originally unimpressed with the new town, planned to try to see if they could move to the new town. Fat Tiger said, "Xincheng is much better than us, isn't it, uncle?" ”

Third uncle: "Where is the courtyard house in Windsor?" Find me and let me kill him. ”

Fat Tiger: "......"