703, the magical "Spring and Autumn" [3/3]
—— When he came out of Zhang Fei's house, Sun Yu's whole body was almost sweating!
With the successive unlocking of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, the strength of the three Taoyuan sisters has entered a new stage, and now two people in the "Taoyuan Three Knots" have become dark gold, so the strength of the joint skills should be close to the level of the real "Three Heroes vs. Lu Bu", right? Maybe...... Sanying is now the enemy of Lu Bu?
Sun Yu thought as he walked, two of the ten gods turned into dark gold, then the rest turned into dark gold would not be too strange, if you think about it this way, the ten dark gold monsters launched hidden shackles, and the ten gods were one, it was indeed a bit ridiculously strong.
No wonder Mr. Zheng Xuan said that the unity of the ten gods is invincible in the world, it seems that this is a bit of a basis. But these are just their own conjectures, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei can be turned into dark gold, it doesn't mean that other gods and generals can do it, you must know that this kind of thing is not that you find a case, and you think you can substitute for all people, maybe these two people are just special cases?
Hawkers, I don't have to think about it so much, anyway, the strength in my hands has become stronger, it's for sure, if the Nanhua Old Immortal attacks now, I can also rely on the "Taoyuan Three Alliances" to deal with her, haha! Maybe relying on the "Taoyuan Three Alliances" alone is enough to deal with Lu Bu, and I don't even need to look for the ten gods.
Sun Yu couldn't help laughing when he thought of the smugness. However, after laughing, Sun Yu did not lose his vigilance, he still arranged for Fan Jiang and Zhang Da to go to Xichuan to be the two captains, and did not let these two people follow Zhang Fei as personal soldiers, because the names of these two people are too dangerous.
After some tossing, Sun Yu returned to his cabin again, and sat bored in front of the window to watch the night, and in the second half of the night, nm01 finally came back: "Master, I have found out the things in "Spring and Autumn", do you want to watch the video I recorded?" ”
"Nonsense, of course look!" Curious about the baby must be satisfied, Sun Yu perked up and quickly began to watch the video. This video was taken from Lu Meng and started to play after he left Sun Yu's side, nm01 was obviously flying in mid-air above Lu Meng's head to chase Lu Meng, so the perspective is looking down from an oblique angle of twenty or thirty degrees, which looks very comfortable, just like watching a movie.
I saw the girl in white Lu Meng running quickly in the small courtyard like holding "Spring and Autumn" like a baby, running a few steps, she suddenly stopped, seemed to think of something, and then turned around and ran to another small courtyard, it turned out that Zhang Zhao lived in this small courtyard.
Lu Meng patted Zhang Zhao's door and said in a low voice: "Lord Zhang, I have a treasure, you must be interested in taking a look." ”
", what treasures haven't I seen in Zhang Zhao? Don't fool me with something boring. Zhang Zhao pushed open the door and came out with a disdainful expression on his face.
Lu Meng quickly unfolded the "Spring and Autumn" in his hand to Zhang Zhao, and then quickly closed it, this time the action was too fast, nm01 didn't have time to shoot the content of the book, but Zhang Zhao had already seen it clearly under a glimpse. Seeing that the arrogant Zhang Zhao suddenly became half a head shorter, he said to Lu Meng with a smile: "Wow, this is ...... It's super good, can you...... Let me refer to it? ”
Lu Meng nodded and said, "I got this treasure, and I wanted to hide and look at it secretly." But I'm afraid that I can't understand some things, thinking that Lord Zhang Zhao is very knowledgeable, if I don't understand something, Lord Zhang Zhao will definitely be able to explain a thing or two, so I specially brought it to watch with Lord Zhang Zhao. ”
"Good...... Watch together! Watch it now! Zhang Zhao was so excited that he jumped like a bird.
The two women entered the house, closed the doors and windows, carefully locked the door, and then pulled the curtains dead, and the windows were plugged in and out of the room, so that the whole room was darkened, and then the oil lamps were lit...... Just as he was about to start watching, Zhang Zhao suddenly hesitated and said in a low voice: "General Lu, this thing is so good, the two of us seem to be a little sorry for everyone when we look at it secretly, I think it's better to be happy alone than to be happy together, so let's call everyone to watch it together." ”
"There are many people, and I'm afraid of leaking the news." Lu Meng shook his head and said.
"That'...... Alas, I'll dictate it to them later. Zhang Zhao said very seriously: "This kind of good book should not be enjoyed exclusively. ”
Damn, you ink fart, I'm going to die of a rush to watch the video, Sun Yu really wanted to call nm01 "fast forward", but he forcibly held back, let's watch it slowly.
The two girls laughed wickedly under the lamp, then took out the "Spring and Autumn", turned the first page, and read it carefully. This time, NM01 flew closer and finally recorded the contents of this page.
I saw that the first page of "Spring and Autumn" was actually not the inner page, but the cover of another book, which turned out to be the shell of "Spring and Autumn" on the outside of a book.
On the cover of the book, a row of large characters is written in antique calligraphy: "Eighteen Appearances".
Seeing this typeset, Lu Meng and Zhang Zhao were excited for a while, and their faces were flushed. Zhang Zhao couldn't help but say: "I often hear Xunzhen say that someone is put in the eighteenth appearance, and I have always been curious about what the eighteen looks like, and I can't imagine that there is such a divine book to learn, which is really moving......"
She was so excited that she almost burst into tears: "After I read this book, I finally don't have to be called a 'brick family' anymore." ”
Lu Meng nodded a few times beside him: "Actually, I have long wanted to know what is called eighteen appearances." ”
The two girls were very excited here, but Sun Yu, who watched the video, didn't have a mouthful of blood spurting out, I fainted to death, and I did it for a long time, this "Spring and Autumn" actually contained a small yellow book, fainted! Faint to death! I'm so dizzy, I'm dead!
Sun Yu was nurtured by the island country's indoor love action movies in his later life, and the ancient yellow book is really not in his eyes, not to mention that he has many wives now, what do you really want to see, just drag a girl to the bed and pop it, I am really not interested in this kind of little yellow book. But now it's a long night, watching two girls study the little yellow book, and the reactions of these two girls are much more interesting than the little yellow book itself.
In fact, Sun Yu heard when he was still in college that girls like to hide in the girls' dormitories, gather together to watch tertiary films, and discuss plots and postures. As a boy, he couldn't help but think, what do girls say when they gather to watch tertiary movies? Will it be the same as what the man says? Will they get excited and or something? Cough...... I know with my toes that girls can't masturbate, but they have to do something, right?
Now is a great time to see it live!
I saw Zhang Zhao open the first general appearance of "Eighteen Appearances" with trembling little hands, which is the trend of longitudinal butterflies looking for fragrance, and there is a note next to it: The woman sits on the Taihu Lake stone, her feet are separated, and the man's hand is thrown into the yin with a jade deer, and she touches it left and right to explore the heart of the flower. At this time, men and women, at the beginning of the start, did not meet the good times. Therefore, the eyebrows are open, and they are not far from the ordinary appearance...... Tsk, the words used by the ancients are actually very direct, Sun Yu thought to himself: How straightforward this is written, it is not obscure at all, if it is placed on the Internet in later generations, it is not all blocked xx words. Like our later generations, writing books is much more elegant, and this kind of thing is generally described by what kind of hidden words such as "pop" and "what", so as to avoid the wind of harmony.
Sun Yu was spitting out the river crab beast here, but Lu Meng and Zhang Zhao looked at it with a heavy breath.
Lu Meng couldn't help but ask, "Master Zhang...... This one...... I don't understand this sentence, what is the separation method of two feet? Before and after? Like walking? ”
"Stupid!" Zhang Zhao immediately said angrily: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" How to divide the front and back? Of course, it is divided into left and right. ”
"Left and right? Isn't that like a squatting step? What an ugly action, men will like it? "Lu Meng Daqi.
Zhang Zhao wiped his sweat and said seriously: "It should be a squatting step, think about it, why do we let the soldiers squat when we train them?" It's not for the sake of being strong and not easy to fall down when going to the battlefield. ”
She paused and said, "When men and women are banging, the movements must be very intense, maybe no worse than fighting on the battlefield." Think about it, isn't there a fight in some books that describe what happens between men and women? ”
"Yes, it's indeed described as a fight." Lu Meng nodded.
Zhang Zhao concluded: "In order not to fall down when popping, men and women should spread their legs apart and take a horse step when they have a good time, so that the next plate is stable, so that they can carry out the snapping to the end, otherwise they will fall halfway, what a disappointment." ”
Lu Meng thought so: "Lord Zhang, you are worthy of being an expert, everyone said that you are a 'brick family', it is really wrong to you." ”
"Ahem!" Zhang Zhaoqing coughed and said, "Continue to read, let's not talk too far......"
Zhang Zhao's explanation made Sun Yu sweat wildly when he heard this, this ...... This Nima pit father, the brick family is called a beast, isn't it like you? Is it really okay to misinterpret the eighteen appearances casually? In the future, when you get married, you will take a horse step and snap with your husband, and it will be strange if your husband is not crazy.
Hey? Wrong...... Zhang Zhao seems to have a crush, no, it's a clear love for me, then it's very likely that she will marry me in the future, she came to me to take a horse step on the night of the cave room, and it was me who went crazy, right? Is it me? It must be me, right? Help, that's a big deal! Should I drag Zhang Zhao into the house and teach her some correct knowledge with actions? It's not a good idea to let her mess around like this all the time.
I saw that Zhang Zhao in the video was reaching out to turn the next page again, and the following was the second appearance...... Sun Yu still wanted to continue to see how this guy spoofed, but as soon as the screen went black, nm01 stopped playing the video, and it said in an electronic synthesis voice: "Master, I didn't record it here, you asked me to find out the content of the book and come back immediately, I don't think there is any need to continue to explore." ”
I...... I'm a stupid robot, now what my brother wants to read is not the content of the book, it's those two unreliable women who are talking about something! That's the key, okay? You stupid robot is getting me to the point.
Alas, there is no one around me to let me worry, one is more unreliable than the other, who am I recruiting to provoke whom? Sun Yu climbed back into his bed depressed and fell asleep.
(To be continued)