Chapter 216: Cats in the North of the City
But any character who likes to serve a thing at hand by his side can know a little bit about it. One of these is that women don't keep dogs, and men don't keep cats. (Of course, now it's no longer so exquisite)
If you really look for this exquisite way to come from, there will be many sayings and stories from all over the world. One of them is also reliable, but it is said that there are differences in temperament between people and things, and it is inevitable to bite. Men with cats will become docile and cowardly, and women with dogs will become rude. Male dogs and female cats are in the same room, which is the source of the world's troubles.
But the same rice feeds a hundred kinds of people, there are those who abide by the rules and serve things according to the number of roads, and naturally there are those who are deviant and have to work hard in everything.
When the hardcore crops of the Great Qing Dynasty had not yet fallen and the flags and salaries could still be sent out a few to a bit, those Baylors and Beizi in Sijiu City did not wear silk and satin, brocade and mink fur, and asked his subordinates to change a hundred clothes for themselves at the poor woman who was sewing for themselves, and then put the red and yellow belts hung in the Zongren's Mansion towards the inside of the clothes, and they were uncomfortable on the street.
If you don't drink high-quality tea, you have to go to the teahouse to make a pot of high foam, and the bitter people grin their teeth after drinking it. A bowl of rotten meat noodles eaten during the Liba Tooth Festival was eaten sweeter than the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and it looked a little wrong regardless of the simmered meat.
After eating and drinking, I went to the street and walked sideways, and I had to go up and tease a few times when I saw something that was pleasing to the eye. I waited for the unknown master to call him angry, with a big mouth, and a heart-wrenching foot to smoke his face full of blood and mud, and then he slowly got up from the ground, showed the yellow belt and red belt on his waist and shouted: "Boy, is it comfortable?" Come on, talk to the master in the sect's mansion?! ”
When it was in the Qing Dynasty, it was not easy to fight any lawsuit that was stained with the flag, not to mention the red and yellow belts that were the old surnames of the flag-bearers who were in the Zongren Mansion and were still related to the current saints.
Seeing that he had offended this scourge and could not be provoked by the master, the strong man who was still raising his eyebrows and swinging his fists and feet suddenly had to be beaten three inches shorter from his backbone, but he kowtowed and begged that Baylor and Bei Ziye to raise their noble hands and let them go.
It's strange to say. This stinky beating, Baylor and Bei Ziye, are almost inseparable, and they are not too serious with the characters who are soft and cowardly. After a few big mouths and heartwarming feet were returned as they were, when the street had enough of this evil addict, Baylor and Beizi wiped the blood on their faces with their clothes, and turned their heads to find the next place to be happy, which was really a scene in the city of Sijiu that year!
Talking about the various characters who are waiting for things in these four or nine cities, they like to gamble and play with their own things that they have bothered to adjust on weekdays, and compete for victory or defeat, which is understandable. Even if it's to bump into some characters with a slightly narrower heart. After losing, he muttered a few words and complained twice, and the big guy just listened to it as an idle person grinding his teeth. The second time we want to meet again, there is no shortage of etiquette and rules on the scene, and the big guy is having fun!
But there are also first-class snarky people, regardless of how much effort they can put in on training things, they first honed their self-cherished temperament to the extreme. There are a few eye-catching things left in a nest of pigeons. The rest would rather fall to their deaths than have their pigeons taken for breeding; After the two goldfish are sown, the water that has been replaced for raising fish must be boiled and then poured, so as not to let people have to remove the fingerlings; The Persian cat has to burn when you get started, and the Pekingese dog never goes out in the spring and autumn days, and I can't take all the good things in the world into my own hands, and then make people greedy through the window, and play is a unique mind!
When someone else has something good in their hands and can't compare the price of the things they serve in their hands, they don't spend their minds on figuring out and adjusting the things in their hands. On the contrary, it is to sharpen the head and play meat tricks, and to show up the cheeky work, how can you think of tossing the good things in the hands of others before you are willing to give up, serious people are angry, laughing at people, harming others and not benefiting themselves, and playing is a white happiness!
Among them, the cat master in the north of the city is one of the leaders.
Mao'er's original surname was Mao, an old man who sat on the ground and took root in Sijiu City, and was born in a serious alley. I don't get anything around me, but I like to serve a rat. Whether it is a wire rat, a bamboo leaf rat, a tea cup rat, or an ivory rat. Soap rats, steel needle rats, but all the rats that can be seen in Sijiu City have to be brought together, regardless of the quality and exquisiteness, it is a complete scene.
I don't know where this cat master is asking for wealth, since he has these various rats around him, it is just a small ten years of kung fu, and the cat master who was originally a disciple of the four walls does not know where to hit the money, and he bought the big miscellaneous courtyard where he lived without even hitting the price. A whole spring and autumn day came down. The original dirty and messy courtyard was stunned by the fact that No. 100 Liba was picked up and turned into a house.
The people in Sijiu City, although they eat the hard work of hard work, are also poor small families who stop their hands and mouths, but they can carry the work in the homes of so many rich and noble people in Sijiu City, how can it be regarded as a lot of experience. A pair of eyes rested on the main family and swept it, and when he did, he could understand how many could be lined in the waist of the main family, and whether he should put in a little more effort and a little thought when carrying the work.
But it is the work of cleaning up this miscellaneous yard for the cat master, but it really makes those eyes and thoughts are all alive and abnormal, and the liba has opened his teeth - said that the salary will be settled in five days, but every time he returns to the fourth night, he looks at the cat who is wearing a calf-nosed pants and has just picked it up, and there is a new kang left in the room to sleep in, and on the fifth day, the cat can go out with a handful of oceans and tickets, and only a lot more than the wages of the big guy?
Could it be that this cat master is really a master of kung fu and knows some work like five ghosts?
I can't hide the words in Sijiu City, since these Liba, who cleaned up the house for the cat, spread the story of this evil gate, many characters in Sijiu City who were serving things were secretly pondering. There is a master with a wide face and a fragmented mouth, and he even spread this word to the ears of Hu Qianli, who specializes in training yellow skins and gray rats.
It was also because he was young at the time, and he had the door to this little training thing in the hands of the cat master, which was a little difficult to get on the stage in front of the experts, Hu Qianli just pondered it slightly, and blurted out at that time: "Where is this five ghosts carrying, isn't this the number of five rats carrying?" ”
As soon as the words came out, Hu Qianli suddenly knew that he was speechless!
Regardless of the five elements in the world, the joints on the top of each family's unique work are separated from the insiders by a piece of window paper. Especially those doorways that are stained with meat tricks, if you don't say it, it is naturally very mysterious. But once you say it, it's worthless.
It's all characters walking on the scene. What's more, people still have to rely on this craft stained with meat tricks to earn a living, this past is unsolvable, and there is no hatred in the near future, so why bother to break other people's tricks and ruin people's livelihood?
As for the number of roads carried by the five rats of the cat master, others have to dig into the roots, and Hu Qianli will think that he is a saw-mouthed gourd - without saying a word!
But Hu Qianli saved face and kindness for the cat. But he couldn't stand the words and rushed to talk, and he passed from person to person, and he was stunned to pass the words that Hu Qianli rushed out of his mouth without the original meaning. When the words reached the ears of the cat master, it had already become-the number of ways that the cat master carried by the five rats was not on the table, and if he had the ability, he could summon a five ghosts to carry it to the big guys?
The gentlemen who are walking on the scene in the city of 49, it is easy to say whether they want to live or not, this face cannot be lost when they come out of the mother's womb! No matter how the characters who have talked back and forth are tossing and turning. Not to mention how those masters who are not afraid of big things should save up and strategize, when the cat and Hu Qianli poked together face to face, and there were hundreds of players waiting for the rats around the scene, the two of them could only take out their own housekeeping skills to protect their face!
According to the rules of the rat fighting on the scene, all kinds of literary comparisons such as listening to and drinking, running around the beams, and taking objects and holding beads have all been compared, and they have not been able to distinguish the up and down heights of the board, so the rest can only be the number of martial arts competitions where two rats fight each other and never die!
Relying on the first brocade mouse in his hand that has been trained for a long time. Hu Qianli, who had finished the Wenbi scene, had a faint appearance of being a step higher than the steel needle mouse in the hands of the cat master. What's more, this brocade rat is originally a combative and aggressive category among rats, and if it is really a martial arts competition between these two rats, I am afraid it will also be a posture of winning more and losing less.
It is estimated that he also understands that the steel needle rat trained at hand can't fight the brocade mouse in Hu Qianli's hand, and the cat master immediately put down the scene - if you want to compete in martial arts, you have to go to the bridge of life and death!
As soon as these words came out, even those players who were around the scene to watch the excitement shook their heads
Ordinary two rats fight on the top of the martial arts field, all looking for a two-foot wooden basin to cushion the sand. Then put the two rats inside, and let the two rats fight each other. But this water brazier is a big pot of twenty-two drinks poked on the ground, and the boiling water in it is boiling, and then a wooden strip that is only more than a foot high from the pot and two fingers wide and narrow is placed horizontally on the pot, and the two fighting rats are resting on the wooden strip to fight. On the scene of the rat fight, this two-finger-wide wooden strip is called the bridge of life and death. There was a slight mistake, and a rat that had been waiting for a long time had to fall from the bridge of life and death into the pot of boiling water. At that time, it had to be a whimper!
If it weren't for the heavy bets on each other or the personal grudges, who would be willing to send the things they spent so much effort to train to this head?
It is also in line with Hu Qianli and the cat master that there should be this unsolvable knot in their lives, and Hu Qianli, who asked himself that the brocade mouse in his hand could account for seventy percent of the winning side in the martial arts scene, did not hit one, and he responded to the scene proposed by the cat master. can wait to see the lively gentlemen just set up a scene according to the number of the bridge of life and death. Then Hu Qianli and Mao Erye put the things they were training in their hands towards the bridge of life and death, but Mao Erye, who was standing on the side, was mixing garlic under his feet, and his elbow was heavily knocked on the wooden strip on the boiling water pot, and he touched the wooden strip with two rats into the boiling water pot at that time.
There is no need to talk about winning or losing, Hu Qianli, who was standing next to him and couldn't reach out to grab it, fell into the pot of boiling water towards his brocade mouse who had been serving for two years, and his hair was scalded in an instant, and he was so distressed that his eyes were dripping with blood!
And the cat who was standing on the side unhurriedly put on the ground and picked up two bamboo branches that ignited the fire as chopsticks, stretched out the chopsticks and scooped up the two rats floating in the pot, and opened his mouth to eat the two rats with the belt bones in front of everyone's eyes, and left a sentence with his hand - today's face is not divided into wins and losses, if you want to compare the winners and losers again, you will make an appointment with the scene another day, and it is still the real chapter on this bridge of life and death!
People say that there are no rules, especially in this scene of waiting for things to fight, if you really bump into a dead beggar like Mao Erye, a master who does not pay attention to the rules, and seriously calls a tiger with his pants off - shameless, and lifeless, but he really has no way to take him!
That is, since then, the cat master simply took this embarrassing thing as an allusion to his own fame, but as long as there are people in Sijiu City who are waiting for this rat thing, the cat master can immediately find a few broken urges, and carry the family that builds the bridge of life and death to gamble with others. I had to force the distressed master to admit and beg for mercy, so I went out arrogantly and shouted that I had won again!
Over time, the players who served rats in Sijiu City talked about it in private, saying that they had only seen cats catching mice, but they didn't think that this living person was also like a cat, and they swallowed rats in their stomachs when they saw them?
After coming and going, the name of the cat master is gradually forgotten, and the name of the cat master in the north of the city is getting louder and louder - he went out for thirty miles against the wind and smell, and no one paid attention to him at all!
Looking at the door of the house picked up from the large courtyard of the cat's house from a distance, Hu Qianli, who was holding his hands behind his back, took a deep breath and walked towards the cat's house with a cold face. And beside Hu Qianli, he changed into a leopard dressed in a short costume, and followed behind Hu Qianli step by step, but a pair of eyes were staring at a few owners who were carrying rat cages in front of the cat's house (to be continued. )