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【187】Amerikenshuka!

The Soviet comrades are coming!

At the very moment when the central authorities were making arrangements to recover Hainan Island as soon as possible, General Kuznetsov, commander of the Soviet Pacific Fleet, formally submitted an application to the Chinese government, hoping to visit our army's new warship.

Zhantan Temple in Beijing, this is a typical Chinese classical Buddhist building with intrigue and eaves and shadow walls.

In the courtyard of Zhantan Temple, the golden-bodied Buddha with gold leaf on the outside and a thousand-year-old sandalwood tire on the inside that was supposed to sit in the Daxiong Treasure Hall to pray for thousands of believers is no longer there. In the Gengzi Revolution when the Eight-Nation Coalition invaded China, this big Buddha was scraped with gold leaf by foreign soldiers from an unknown country, and the gold was broken and burned as firewood for warmth. It is in response to the allusion of Buddhism, the so-called feeding tigers with one's body, and sacrificing one's body to feed eagles. Who will go to hell if I don't go to hell like this! Strip the gold body to fill the enemy's capital! The spirit of roasting the enemy and boiling water to cook rice is a true portrayal of old China.

After the catastrophe of this temple, it seems that there is some spirituality in the underworld, and I finally understand that I can't rely on the Buddha to keep peace. As a result, it has successively become a camp of the Praetorian Guards who carry cages and walk birds, a Beiyang Model Army camp with a big cigarette stick on the waist and stay overnight in the Bada Hutong, and a Kuomintang army camp in Beiping without firing a shot.

Seeing a master who is worse than the other stationed and disappearing from this spiritual realm, only to make this spirituality in the dark almost crazy, the Buddha is unreliable! Soldiers can't be trusted! How can we have peace?

Finally, last year, a group of people came out of the ravine, covered in the smell of earth. These people don't believe in Buddhism, but they are more spiritual than the Buddha who sat here motionless before, and it is a completely different realm than the old army that has been stationed here.

These people were diligent and tight, they painted the old yellow-colored temple walls that had been blackened and peeled off to snow white, and covered them with spotless white lime paint to remove the ancient words of Amitabha Buddha, and they carefully cleaned the grassy courtyard in the cracks of the stone slabs, and the whole compound was filled with a solemn atmosphere.

Now in and out of here are those who have the heart of a strong country, they are in a hurry, and when they get the order, they immediately do not look back, and they are full of enthusiasm to go to the north and south of the river with instructions. Sentinels are heavily guarded at the gates, and even in the middle of the night, the lights are always bright.

As a result, this became the Ministry of State of the People's Republic of China.

Kuznetsov, commander of the Soviet Pacific Fleet, and Roshin, the Soviet ambassador to China, sat side by side on the blue cotton sofa in the small conference room. Kuznetsov took a sip of the coffee that the Chinese comrades had brewed for him, and he frowned slightly. The Chinese comrades were so enthusiastic that the coffee was brewed so bitterly that it seemed that they thought that such a concentration could express cordial feelings. However, Kuznetsov, who has been honed all his life as a horseman, does not care about the bitterness of the coffee, he just wants to ask when he will be allowed to take people on the ship for a tour.

The Soviet ambassador to China, Luo Shen, did not take a sip of the black coffee brewed in front of him, he held his head high, and eagerly urged the Chinese minister in front of him:

"We have conveyed the opinion of Comrade Stalin, which is also the opinion of the Central Committee of the Soviets, and we are very eager to visit the new warships that you have captured from Chang Kaishin, which is a remarkable achievement and a victorious result of the entire socialist camp."

The implication of Luo Shen's words is naked and self-evident, since it is the victory of the entire camp, of course, it should be shared by the entire camp. ”

Commander-in-Chief Zhu also had a headache, and his thick black eyebrows had been suppressed. Although a consensus has been reached within the central authorities at the meeting that there is a unified caliber on the source of weapons, it is really difficult to say this thing without disgusting the other side.

The commander-in-chief sighed, he felt that he was really a little powerless in this kind of diplomatic matter, and it would be best if it was for the prime minister to negotiate. However, the main owner of the other side was General Kuznetsov, and Ambassador Roshin was only accompanying him, and there was really no reason for the prime minister to bother with this military matter.

Commander-in-Chief Zhu knew that according to Xiaoqiang's intelligence, although Kuznetsov in front of him was demoted to a major general in the rectification that the Soviet Union had just ended, after the rectification, this bull man who had no problem has now been quickly reappointed as the commander of the Soviet Pacific Fleet, and this rocket speed will continue. This elegant middle-aged man with gray temples will become the commander-in-chief of the Soviet Navy next year, that is, in July 1951, in charge of the navy of the entire Soviet Union with more than 3,000 surface and underwater ships, more than 3,000 aircraft, and 300,000 troops.

Kuznetsov's temples had turned gray in battles and censorship after battle, and he couldn't help but take another sip of this thick bitter coffee, and he sat on the sofa without saying a word, savoring the sweetness of the tip of his tongue after the bitter taste had passed. This bitter taste reminded him of the terrible rectification that had just passed.

Seeing that Commander-in-Chief Zhu was still thinking about something, Ambassador Roshen said eagerly: "General Kuznetsov has a very busy schedule, he has to be in charge of the command of the Pacific Fleet of the great Soviet Navy, and he also has to rush to work for the affairs of returning the port to Luda on August 17 this year. ”

Hearing Luo Shen say this, Kuznetsov frowned slightly, he felt that Luo Shen was too anxious.

After these words were translated, Commander-in-Chief Zhu's face darkened slightly. He raised his eyes to look at Luo Shen with a tiger face, and turned his head to the translator: "You tell the Soviet ambassador, Mr. Luo Shen, that these warships are currently on a military mission to recover Hainan Island, and they cannot be visited for the time being, and when the mission is over, I will personally accompany General Kuznetsov to board the warship." ”

Kuznetsov nodded after listening to the translator's words, smiled and said: "It's okay, we can wait for China to finish the battle for the liberation of Hainan Island before visiting the warship." Please tell Mr. Commander-in-Chief Zhu clearly that the reason why we are eager to know about these warships is because we have never found that the United States and its Western allies have ever been equipped with these types of warships, and we have noticed at the Pacific Fleet Navy surface patrol observation post at Lushunkou that these warships are very special, and they should be ships built by the United States and Britain for World War II but have not had the opportunity to put them into actual combat. But it also further illustrates U.S. ambitions to intervene in China's civil war. It is a remarkable achievement that you were able to capture these warships, and congratulations. ”

After listening to General Kuznetsov's words, Commander-in-Chief Zhu nodded and said: "It is indeed very difficult to obtain these warships, and it has cost a lot of money, but we are willing to share the information of these warships with the Soviet side. ”

Kuznetsov nodded in agreement. He said succinctly:

"Rest assured, the great Soviets were very generous to their allies, and if these jishu are worth emulating, we will pay double the reward."

Seeing that Kuznetsov no longer had a request for warships, Ambassador Roshin began further consultations:

"We have heard that your country is loading a large number of new rifles and artillery captured from Chang Kaishen, since we can't see the warship this time, can we let us have a tour of these rifles and artillery first?"

Commander-in-Chief Zhu happily agreed: "This is no problem, I can arrange it for you now." ”

Accompanied by Commander-in-Chief Zhu, Kuznetsov was very surprised to see the Type 56 automatic rifle at a loess shooting range in the Northern Military District. Ambassador Luo Shen didn't quite understand, he didn't know much about military affairs, he just stood on the side.

Kuznetsov looked at his adjutant Yuri Manov with a serious expression, and a name popped out of his mouth: "Kalashnikov!" ”

Adjutant Yuri Manov, an expert in weapons, repeatedly disassembled and inspected these brand-new Type 56 automatic rifles full of gun fuel over and over again in accordance with the steps of the Chinese comrades just after the strokes he had just made. The more he looked closely, the more surprised he became, and his mouth popped out of his mouth: "Kalashnikov! ”

Kuznetsov was very upset in his heart, the appearance of these automatic rifles that the Chinese call the Type 56 shows a problem, American spies penetrated very deeply in the USSR!

These Type 56 automatic rifles are clearly semi-automatic versions of the AK47, and there is no difference in the mechanism function at all, except that the fully automatic has been changed to semi-automatic to save ammunition.

You must know that the AK47 was just equipped with Soviet armored forces last year, as a senior general, Kuznetsov once personally fired several boxes of bullets, and the powerful firepower made him fully understandable, weishenme This rifle is regarded as a state second-class secret, and it is forbidden to be released to the public until the entire Soviet army is completed.

But now it seems that such secrecy is completely unnecessary, and there is no doubt that American spies have already obtained samples of these rifles very early, and may even have stolen the design drawings! These filthy capitalist robbers have already begun to copied and sold in large quantities for military aid!

At the thought of his homeland, the great Soviet, being taken advantage of by the Americans, the elegant Kuznetsov was so angry that he even burst into a foul mouth, and with a contemptuous expression, he cursed softly: "Amalican has a big nose!" (American Dog Day). ”

Commander-in-Chief Zhu saw that Kuznetsov began to talk excitedly to Roshen wa-la-wow beside him for a long time, and the interpreter next to him did not translate a private conversation between the Soviets out of politeness. But Mr. Zhu knew in his heart that this guy must be angry in his heart.

Looking at Ambassador Naroshen, his face became more and more ugly when he listened to it, and his previously gentlemanly and noble face was already full of anger, and his head was raised high, like a big red sledgehammer, ready to be smashed down at any time. Mr. Ambassador's mouth has cracked, and he is just not bursting like Kuznetsov!

Zhu is always a kind person, and he is a little reluctant in his heart, but out of duty, he can't tell the other party that this is our country's imitation of your country's rifle, right?

When the simple Mr. Zhu was struggling with a sad face, Kuznetsov turned around and began to spit bitter water at Mr. Zhu:

"Commander-in-Chief Zhu! This rifle is a Soviet weapon! It's a Soviet-designed weapon! It was designed by the great Soviet designer Kalashnikov! These American pigs! They are stealing Soviet weapons! In imitation of Soviet weapons for sale! We want to protest! We're going to give them some color! These bastards! The Soviets are by no means lambs to be at their mercy! By no means !! ”

Zhu patted Kuznetsov's arm and said: "So that's the case, the Soviet Union is amazing, this Kalashnikov is amazing, he can design such a haode rifle." Let's go, I'll show you the two types of artillery that we captured. ”

Kuznetsov nodded, suppressed the unrest in his heart, straightened the military hat on his head, and went to the artillery range with Mr. Zhu to visit.

"Amelican has a big nose! Amelican has a big nose! Amelican has a big nose! ”

As soon as Kuznetsov saw the Type 54 122mm howitzer and the Type 54 152mm howitzer, he couldn't hold back anymore! He tore off his naval cap and threw it into the arms of Adjutant Yuri Manov, and trotted around the gun twice quickly, scolding angrily as he turned.

"These pigs! These shameful thieves! Let me catch these shit spies, I'm going to hang them!" Hang them! ”

Yurimanov is an expert in weapons, and this time he came as Kuznetsov's adjutant to use his eyes.

Yurimanov's face at this moment has also changed from the red of excitement to iron blue, he is very familiar with these two guns, this Nima is not the great Soviet motherland M1938-122mm howitzer and M1943-152mm howitzer!

"Amerikenshuka! Amerikenshuka! (raised by an American bitch)" Yuri Manov, a chubby honest officer, finally couldn't help it, scolding bitterly in his mouth, and stroking the cannon with his hand in a complicated mood.

Hearing that these two guns were also Soviet weapons copied by the United States, Ambassador Roshin could no longer be silent, and he shouted: "I will immediately report to Moscow the shameless behavior of the Americans!" This is already naked theft! It's theft! These thieves! Bastard! Nove! Bandit! ”

At this time, Mr. Zhu had already adapted to the excitement of the Soviet comrades, and thoughtfully comforted: "At present, we have only captured these three weapons, and if there are new seizures, we will inform the Soviet comrades." ”

Mr. Zhu disagreed, and was even a little angry: "Weishenme China's weapons and equipment should be so transparent to the Soviet Union?" weishenme We can't refuse the Soviet inspection? The Soviet weishenme does not tell us what weapons they have? ”

Fortunately, at this time, the three-member team of the Soviet Union had basically decided that China's so-called new weapons were all despicable imitations of the United States; after calming down, the three politely thanked China for its assistance and cooperation, got into the black Jim car of the Soviet Embassy, and drove back to the Soviet Embassy in China in a puff of smoke, and even declined the invitation to dinner proposed by President Zhu.