"Father-in-law, what are you?"

"Che'er, tell me the truth, do you want to practice martial arts?" Wei Chigong looked at Li Che with a serious face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Martial arts? Li Che's heart beat wildly, which of the people in later generations did not have a martial arts dream, flying eaves and walking on the wall, picking leaves and flying flowers, killing a piece in seconds with a big move, like what Jiuyang Divine Skill, Nine Yin True Scripture, Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending, Six-Vein Divine Sword, Sunflower Treasure Book, uh, forget it, after all, not everyone has so much perseverance. And the classic:

Knives, what kind of knives are they? Golden Wire Big Ring Knife!

Sword, what kind of sword is it? Closed Moon Shame Light Sword!

What kind of trick is it? Heaven and earth yin and yang moves!

What kind of people are people? The one who walks on the wall!

Love, what kind of love is it? Beauty loves heroes!

This song has influenced generations of young people, Li Che once had a dream of martial arts, but he was hit by reality, and China's broad and profound kung fu ended up performing and entertaining. How can you not be excited about a real opportunity in front of you today, Li Che looked at Wei Chigong feverishly and said, "I think, I want to practice martial arts." ”

Wei Chigong looked at Li Che's eyes showing fanaticism, his tone was categorical, and he was very happy: "Hahaha, it really deserves to be the son of a certain person, and the eldest husband should carry a three-foot sword and make immortal achievements." What are you doing all day long, practicing martial arts is the right way, hahaha. ”

Li Che had a chill, feeling how unreliable, let's ask clearly.

"Father-in-law, what do you mean by touching me?" Speaking of touching, Li Che got goosebumps, evil, too evil.

"Hehe, I'm touching your bones, although you are late in practicing martial arts, but after a few years of hard work, you still have some achievements, at least you can save your life."

"Father-in-law doesn't have the kung fu to compare cows? For example, what kind of Jiuyang Divine Skill or something, otherwise a six-vein divine sword will do. When Li Che heard that he was not a wizard who practiced martial arts, he could only save his life, and he was immediately discouraged, thinking that it would be good to have some magic skills, in case there was.

"What's that? I haven't heard of it. Wei Chigong was stunned, what kind of kung fu is this, is it very powerful.

"It's the kind of luck that knocks down all the enemies with a roar, really not?" Li Che was very disappointed, and he really couldn't be delusional, but he still asked unwillingly.

"Luck? Throw it all down? Where did the rabbit cub hear some messy things, the practice of martial arts pays attention to the body and eyes, the strength to boil the body, and the strength to reduce ten times. You're not going to listen to the rangers, are you? For us to lead the army to fight, one is brave and brave, and the other is outstanding strategy, don't pay attention to those messes. Starting tomorrow, you will start practicing with your two righteous brothers, and so-and-so has already prepared it for you, hehehe. Wei Chigong obviously disdained what Li Che said, and he had a lot of strength for him, and he knocked him down with one move.

"Huh?" What are you doing when you're ready to touch it? Li Che was a little speechless about Wei Chigong's bad taste, no, go back and wash it well.

Back in his own small courtyard, the green bamboo had already been cleaned up, and the big round wooden barrel was placed in the middle of the bedroom, steaming inside. Green bamboo stood next to him and had no intention of going out.

"Green bamboo, you should go out." Li Che stood by the bucket for a while, and when he saw that Luzhu had no intention of going out, he spoke.

"What's wrong, young master? I'll go out and give you a bath, this is what the old lady ordered. "Luzhu is very strange, Sister Cuihua said so, why doesn't the young master like it?

"I'll do it myself, you might as well go out." Li Che really wanted to explain whether men and women were intimate or not, but it seemed that the personal maids in ancient times had done this business, and those young masters and sons were still used to it, so would they also be degenerate? However, being watched taking a bath, especially a girl, Li Che still felt embarrassed, embarrassed, and embarrassed.

"Young master, did I do something wrong, don't drive me away," Lu Zhu's eyes began to sparkle, and he looked like a rainstorm was coming.

"This green bamboo, the young master didn't drive you away..."

"Thank you, young master, I'll give you a wide coat," Before Li Che finished speaking, Luzhu happily went to undress Li Che. OHMGD women are so active these years, I think I always want to untie women's clothes, but I didn't succeed, I didn't expect that in ancient times, someone took the initiative to take off our clothes. When did Li Che encounter this kind of battle, her hands were raised to the sky in the shape of eagle claws, her eyes were dull and she looked at the green bamboo, and let her white and flexible little finger flutter on her belt... It's ambiguous, it's too ambiguous...

Lu Zhu's little face was flushed, a few drops of sweat ran down her cheeks, Li Che looked at the pink little face close at hand, his heart was beating hard, his mouth was dry, and he secretly swallowed his saliva. Suddenly I felt cold, my coat left me, and a pair of small hands went to pull my pants.

Li Che was startled, and subconsciously grabbed the little hand that was tugging at his pants, Lu Zhu was stunned, and said in a low voice: "Young master." The little face was as red as blood, and he lowered his head and let Li Che pull him. Li Che felt like he was about to suffocate, and he was terrible.

"Green... I'll do it myself," Li Che quickly took off his pants, and turned over directly into the bucket wearing a crotch cloth.

only heard a plop, followed by a cry of pain, and Li Che rushed out again.

"Ah, what's wrong with you, young master? Master... Master. Lu Zhu quickly ran to Li Che's side to see if the young master was injured.

"No... It's nothing, the water is too hot, and I can't get used to it for a while," Li Che avoided the little hand of the green bamboo swimming on his body, re-entered the bath tub, and slowly adapted to the temperature, until only his head was exposed on the water. Li Che took a light breath and muttered, "It's too torturous." He lifted the crotch cloth and whispered in a voice that he could only hear, "When will I grow up?" ”

In the dream, Li Che dreamed of a beautiful carcass sleeping with him, and his creamy skin was like that beautiful brocade, which made him linger. Tightening his arms, the beauty in his arms snorted lowly, like blowing the horn of battle, and the big mouth greedily left his mark on the brocade. In the haze, I heard a low voice: "Young Master." "Soft, glutinous. Li Che's heart tightened, and he tried to look at the beauty in his arms, how did this face look like a green bamboo. Could it be that he is very evil, too evil, he had a spring dream, and the heroine is actually his little maid.

Li Che shook his head and accidentally touched the head of the bed, "Oops," with a painful cry, the person in his arms suddenly sat up and said urgently: "Young master, young master, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Huh?" Li Che felt that something was wrong, could he feel pain in his dream? Looking at Lu Zhu, who was only wearing obscene clothes and was anxious by the dim light, Li Che asked: "Lu Zhu, why haven't you disappeared yet, is this dream too real." ”

"Huh? Few... Master, aren't you dreaming? ”

"Huh? Then why are you in my bed? "Although Li Che likes women, he is too active, not to mention that he is still a child (Xiao Bai: It seems that you are not big yourself, but you have a sullen young man in his twenties. Li Che couldn't accept it for a while.

"Ah, don't you like it, young master? Sister Cuihua lied to people, saying that men like everything," Luzhu pouted, looking hazy with teary eyes. Li Che really wanted to tell him that you are still young and can't understand the meaning, and it is estimated that it will rain heavily. However, Li Che still heard the key figures.

"Emerald flowers? Cuihua, this young master is not done with you," Li Che said viciously.

Cuihua, who was sleeping in the room, shrunk her body, tightened the thin quilt on her body, and secretly thought to herself: Why did it suddenly cool down?