Chapter 9 Engage the Queen
In a year's time, Liu An can be said to be happy and painful in the music education song workshop, and learning the etiquette in the palace with Yu Sheng is extremely boring.
On the first day, I learned to lift a urinal, at first glance, it was quite simple, but in fact it was difficult! Not only can he raise his eyebrows as high, but he can't have any superfluous expressions on his face, if he makes a mistake, Yu Sheng will punish him for holding it all the time.
Then there is pouring tea, pouring water, handing things, these simple things are learned, and even eating is exquisite.
First of all, there are meat bureaus, vegetarian bureaus, dim sum bureaus in the dining rooms in the palace, different palaces, different masters, there is a certain number of meals every day, and the meals can not be flustered, and they cannot be taken wrongly, and the meals cannot be put at hand.
Dressing, replying, standing shifts, sitting shifts, kneeling, etc., it took a year for Liu An to barely finish learning.
In terms of martial arts, he is usually tired of learning the etiquette in the palace half to death, where is he still willing to learn martial arts, fortunately, Zhang Dehai is very strict, and he has a little success in a year, especially the ability to escape from light industry, Liu An learns no matter how tired he is, and it is the most powerful kung fu among all his martial arts.
Of course, this is only relative to other martial arts, if Liu An's ability is put on the rivers and lakes, at most he can't even compare with a third-rate martial artist, and it can be said that he can't enter the stream.
Happily, in the past year, the courtesans in this Lejiao Song Workshop have almost all been looked at by Liu An, for example, the two red moles on Hongluan's chest are very beautiful, and She's mother's big belly is black.
And he was surprised to find that the underside of the woman is like the abalone that usually replenishes his body, some women are pink, some women are red, and some women are black, such as under She's mother, it is simply a superb black abalone!
The pain is that you can only see, you can't eat, a beautiful abalone, you can only be greedy, especially at night, the work below is as hard as a big iron rod, I want to vent, but I can't get it, this taste, it's really uncomfortable!
The women in the Lejiao Song Workshop, once someone didn't listen to Master Wei's words and was ready to hook up with Liu An, the two had just taken off their clothes, only to see that the woman was cut to the ground by Zhang Dehai, and said to Liu An coolly before leaving.
"The Grand Commander tells you to take care of what is below, otherwise, the next time you cut it will be under you!"
Since then, no one dares to hook up with Liu An, and would rather find cucumbers, eggplants, or poke them with their hands than provoke Liu An.
And Liu An was also scared that day, for the safety of himself and the sisters of the Lejiao Song Workshop, he had to endure it!
"Sister Hongluan, are you going to do laundry again? I just washed it yesterday, hehe, in fact, Sister Hongluan, your clothes will be worn for two more days, and they will still be so fragrant. ”
Liu An couldn't help but laugh when he saw Hongluan holding a basin.
I saw Hongluan with a pink face, a little embarrassed, and scolded Liu An to death in my heart, this! What are you doing down there so majestic, it's ugly! It hurt people to forget it now, and after two sentences of teasing, it was wet again.
Hongluan is almost thirty years old, she has long been ripe, she used to be young, ignorant, and looked down on all men, but now, since she touched Liu An's big guy, her heart is always itchy, and she stays in this Lejiao Song Workshop this, and she has to change her pants every day.
"Yo, it's Liu An's younger brother, what's the matter? Want to be a real man? Okay, my sister will be washed and waiting for you tonight, you have to come! Eh~ Don't go! Hongluan shouted Liu An, despising in his heart that there is no lower limit, there is a colored heart, but there is no color guts!
It's just that Wei Zheng, the eunuch, is too ruthless! Can he not hide? The evil fire hooked up, and he couldn't vent it, and he was still bitter, and he could still say a few words to him before, but now, as long as the music and music courtesans were a little more open, he had to hide his face and run away immediately.
Suddenly!
"Whoosh~".
Zhang Dehai's voice came from his ears, "The Great Commander called you!" ”
This guy has strong martial arts, his infatuation comes and goes without a trace, suddenly appears, disappears suddenly, this year, Liu An has become accustomed to it.
"Got it."
Again, with a "whoosh~" sound, Zhang Dehai left.
What does Wei Zheng call himself? You must know that in the past year, Wei Zheng has never called him when he goes to the Lejiao Song Workshop, does he know that he has learned the court etiquette almost and is ready to add new content to himself? If yes, then it's exciting!
Liu An was about to be tortured to death and went to see Wei Zheng.
A year has passed, Wei Zheng has not changed, perhaps Liu An has seen a lot of eunuchs in the palace this year, and there is no fear of meeting Wei Zheng for the first time.
"My lord, what are you calling the villain to come?"
Wei Zheng is in a good mood about this, and he has been preparing for action for a year, which is really exciting!
"Good, good! Liu An, I haven't seen him for a year, and he is a lot more handsome, unlike this time last year, he is black and thin, and he still looks white and chubby. Wei Zheng was very satisfied with Liu An's appearance, and he had been raising good food and drink for a year, and he said three good things in a row.
"What's more! Master Wei, this child, the etiquette in the palace has almost been learned, in order to teach this child, the little one has not slept well for a year, so he thinks about how to teach the child, and lives up to the heavy responsibility given by Master Wei, and now the child is performing well, and the little one is happy. ”
Yu Sheng said with an invitation, but Liu An still believes that this guy hasn't slept well this year, this god kills, he often comes to torture himself before dawn, can he sleep well!
Wei Zheng was happy at the moment, and Yu Sheng's invitation was also very generously appreciated, and Yu Sheng's face was about to laugh when he heard it.
After talking about unnutritious gossip for a while, I saw Wei Zheng's expression suddenly straightened!
said to Liu An very seriously: "Do you know, why did Ben Tong adopt you for a year? ”
Liu Anxin sighed, the main dish came, this was the main reason why Wei Zheng saw him.
Pig feeding pigs is for the New Year to be slaughtered, he Wei Zheng will never raise himself for no reason, and it is also a delicacies of the mountains and seas, beautiful food, which is much higher than the price of raising pigs, raising for a year, it's time to call.
"The villain knows."
Wei Zheng showed an amiable appearance at this time, and said very kindly: "In the future, don't be a villain, don't call me an adult, just call me Commander Wei, you kid, in the future, this commander will have to rely on you!" ”
Wei Zheng's appearance was so shocked that Liu An almost couldn't sit steadily, is this still the chief eunuch in the palace? When was it so amiable! The sun didn't come out of the west today, and this illusion is too real!
Conspiracy! There is definitely a conspiracy! But is there a conspiracy that can be refused? Thinking of this, Liu An couldn't help but feel a little frustrated, and then adjusted his mentality, since he ate other people's, what does it matter if he does things for others!
"My lord, what do you say you need the villain to do, the villain can do it, and he will do his best!" Liu An said.
Wei Zheng slapped the table and said, "Okay! Child, if you are so conscious, you will definitely have a better future than this commander in the future! Come over your ears. ”
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Wei Zheng's task was transmitted to Liu An's ears word for word, and Liu An was shocked when he heard it!
Liu An exclaimed in his heart!
"What! the queen! ”
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