0022 Quarrels and paranoia (receiving, pushing)
Xuanzang seemed to be very unaccustomed to expressing such emotions, his face was flushed, and finally he subconsciously folded his hands and said: "Donor, it's not good to deceive people, but you have been deceiving people." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
"Where do I have?"
"You say I'm the queen of Zhao, isn't that a lie?"
"You ......"
Xiang Gong was speechless, he did deceive Guo Dagang, but, but that was ......
Well, even if it has to be, it is still deception, and Xiang Gong doesn't want to defend it.
"Whatever you may say, I just know that I was right to do it."
"What's wrong with you, as long as you lie to people, it's not right!"
Xuanzang suddenly roared, Xiang Gong's attitude completely ignited his anger, he lied and said it so justifiably, is there any heavenly reason?
"You know a lot of!" Xiang Gong burst into foul language, but it seemed to hit Xuanzang's sore spot, and it was this sentence that Xiang Gong scolded Xuanzang the most along the way.
"Yes, I just know a fart, you know everything, you just don't understand that you shouldn't lie to people, right? You have to cheat every horse, can you know any other methods? Xuanzang's emotions seemed to have finally been vented.
This kind of thing made Xiang Gong a little annoyed, but what Xuanzang said was the truth, he did deceive Guo Dagang, but so what?
"Oh, okay, little monk, learn to talk back! Dare to get angry with me and yell at me, I'm so penniless, when can I get to Jinshan Temple without some special methods?
Do you think the world is what you imagined? Pull out a random person, it's a bodhisattva, don't want anything, just want to help you?
What am I doing this for? It's not for your bullshit background, did I say it? You still dare to yell at me, have you asked me if I have the money to buy a horse?
Even if I told a little lie, but I gave him a treasure knife, the horse was changed and not a lie, and I also promised him to see him again in ten years, you are blind and blind?
Did you ask me if I would like to go with you to your western heaven? Have you ever asked me if I want to help those two who will cry and learn from you that they can't be saved?
Have you asked? What else do you want to do besides being full and not hungry? Yes? Xiang Gong's anger soared into the sky, and the hysterical roar made Xuanzang suddenly fall silent.
After Xiang Gong roared, he regretted it a little, saying that it was for Xuanzang's life experience, but his starting point was the hidden mission, and going to Xitian was also for the mission.
Saving the two children, although it is not for the task, but even if Xuanzang doesn't say it, will he really die and not save him? He didn't know, because it was in the past, and there was no other possibility.
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I seemed to be a little too much, and then looking at Xuanzang's expression, as if he had been scolded stupidly, Xiang Gong felt more and more awkward.
"Damn!" Xiang Gong scolded bitterly, turned around and kicked away a stone under his feet, and Xuanzang seemed to be awake.
"So that's the case, my life experience, hehe, donor, if it's for this, you don't have to take such painstaking efforts, I'm a monk, the world is my home, it doesn't matter to me whether I see my family or not."
Xuanzang said, turned around and silently led the horse, and was about to turn over on the horse, but suddenly someone grabbed his hand, turned his head and saw that it was Xiang Gong.
Xiang Gong's face was a little tangled, a little embarrassed, his fists were clenched very tightly, Xuanzang's hand was very painful, and suddenly Xiang Gong shook off Xuanzang's hand and sighed, "Hey"!
As soon as the voice fell, Xiang Gong sat on the ground, "Roll ......"
The sound of horses' hooves behind him sounded, very slow but very firm, Xiang Gong was stunned, hey, this ungrateful stinky monk, let him go, really get out?
When I turned my head to look, I saw a big bald head on the top of my head, flashing with a dazzling light, and I put my hands together in front of me, and I was deeply surprised, the horse was let go and went to graze.
Xiang Gong was surprised for a moment, and then confused for a while, what does the stinky monk mean?
"Amitabha, donor, the poor monk shouldn't yell at you, sin and sin!"
Xuanzang apologized sincerely, which made Xiang Gong a little unnatural, this little monk is simply a split personality, I don't know how many people live in his head, what they all think, it's too split.
"Don't come to this set, if you dare to go, I'll break your legs!" Xiang Gong was stubborn.
"If the donor really wants to, then interrupt, if not, then let's hurry west!" Xuanzang was a little unusually calm, and Xiang Gong was stunned.
"Westbound? Let's go to Runzhou first, otherwise how can we get your life history blood book? Xiang Gong reminded Xuanzang.
"Background? Donor, if because of my background, if I want the donor to lie and go to hell, then Xuanzang would rather not look for any background. Xuanzang turned his back to Xiang Gong and said calmly and resolutely.
He said calmly, but Xiang Gong couldn't calm down, it turned out that the reason why Xuanzang didn't let himself lie was because he was afraid that he would go to hell with his tongue?
Frowning, Xiang Gong felt a little guilty, but it didn't matter, the first important thing was to make money, and the second important thing was the task, but now, of course, the most important thing was not to let Xuanzang be unclear about his life experience!
Xiang Gong was an orphan in his past and present lives, his feelings of not knowing his parents were so strong that they went deep into the bone marrow, Tang Seng was not, even if Tang Seng didn't have the blood letter, but he knew his life experience.
It's enough for Xiang Gong to not know who his parents are, and it's best to have as few people like him in the world as possible.
"You stop me, you just leave, what about your mother who is committed to the thief? What should I do if your father is still sinking at the bottom of the river? What if your grandmother misses her son, her eyes are almost blind from crying, and she is lonely and has no one to take care of her? β
Every time Xiang Gong asked what to do, Xuanzang's body trembled violently, until finally, he slowly stopped, turned around, and looked serious.
"No more lying!" Xuanzang made a rather excessive request.
Xiang Gong is about to die of grievance, the little monk should not be a little monk, it should be a little mother-in-law, mother-in-law, no wonder when I first saw him, I thought it was a little nun.
It turns out that not only is this guy pink, but even his bones are adjusted by his mother-in-law, this is a male body and female life from the inside out!
"Okay, okay, I won't lie to you in the future!" Xiang Gong dealt impatiently.
"Hehe......" A chuckle came from the bottom of his heart, Xiang Gong was annoyed, this Zixia still had the heart to laugh at himself, didn't he find that he, the host, was bullied to the home?
"You said it!" Xuanzang is still in ink.
"I said it!" Xiang Gong is annoyed to death, such an inkblot, is there no end?
"A word is a certainty" Xuanzang actually stretched out his little thumb, this is the rhythm ......of the magic horse? Hang yourself by playing with a retractor?
"Please, don't be so naΓ―ve, okay?" Xiang Gong rolled his eyes.
"......" Xuanzang stubbornly didn't speak, but didn't put down his fingers.
"Okay, okay, I've served you, didn't you find that you lost a chicken when Jinshan Temple picked you up?" Xiang Gong complained, the first time he complained and vomited, he was so helpless and so powerless.
However, Xuanzang seemed to have received the most important promise in the world, and happily took Xiang Gong to play a childish game to his grandmother's house.
As the sun set, the afterglow shone on Xuanzang's childish smiling face, and Xiang Gong pouted bitterly, God, what kind of strange thing did this encounter?
The two figures pulled out a long figure on horseback, as if reflected from the mountain beam to the mountainside.
"Donor, you really don't want to go to Tianzhu with me?"
"I don't want to, the little monk is annoyed to death, who rarely accompanies you to suffer this hardship?"
"Donor, if I hadn't begged you at that time, would you really not care about those two children?"
"No matter, two little ghosts, just like you, hate it to death and annoy it!"
"Donor, do you mean what you say?"
"Of course, I'll spitt a nail and nail you, a stinky monk!"
"But donor, you're lying, I know you lied to me just now!"
"Cut ......"
"Donor, who are you, why are you so split?"
"You're divided, your whole family is divided!"
"Donor, what do you say you want most?"
"Make money, pickle girl, no, it should be strangled to death first, you stinky monk! Are you finished? β
"The donor is chasing me, see if you can catch up!"
"I'm not in the mood, I'm angry when I see you, I'm annoyed, can I stop talking for a while?"
"Donor, I'll help you, drive!"
"Your sister, damn, my crotch ......"
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It was originally a journey to the west, but at this moment, it was south, Xiang Gong and Xuanzang, since that quarrel, it seems that they have become more harmonious, at least Xiang Gong really never lied to the little monk again.
And Xuanzang seems to have completely forgotten that Xiang Gong is a stinky monk, and he is annoyed to death one by one, and endlessly circles around Xiang Gong every day.
"Donor, it's time to eat, you go and turn your fate!"
"Donor, I'm thirsty, you can help me fetch water!"
"Donor, I'm going to have an evening class, you remember to keep vigil!"
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Xiang Gong suddenly found that he was about to become an old grandmother, since when did the relationship between him and the little monk become more and more like a mother and son?
The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, it seemed that it started with the quarrel on the day I said goodbye to Guo Dagang, Xiang Gong faintly wondered if he was caught by this damn stinky monk somewhere?
How is this possible? dignified Xiang Gong, that is a systematic person, how can there be any weakness of birds? It's not scientific.
However, unscientific things happen every day, knowing that one day, Xuanzang seemed to have suddenly discovered something, and he was stunned for a long time, and he was so stiff on the horse.
Xiang Gong followed his gaze for a long time, and found nothing unusual except for a pile of ruins.
"Stinky monk, what's wrong with you? In broad daylight, what the hell? β
"Impossible, how could it be gone? It can't be, it can't be! β
"What can't be? What's wrong? Why don't you talk so well? Who are you scaring by pretending to be dead? Feed! β
Xiang Gong roared, but saw Xuanzang fall down from the horse in a daze, and was shocked.
Exactly, what happened?