442, cute girl version of bitter meat meter (1)
Zhou Yu and Huang Gai came to Sun Yu's tent, only to see Zhang Xiu, Sun Yu, Chen Gong, and Zhao Yun, Pang Tong, and Xu Shu three Loli eating breakfast together.
Zhou Yu shook her head secretly, but there was no change in her face, she asked Huang Gai to accompany Zhang Xiu, Chen Guan and others to breakfast, and she invited Sun Yu out, and the two walked to a secluded corner.
Sun Yu said curiously: "Sister Gongjin, what are you going to say when you brought me here?" β
Zhou Yu said coldly: "Jiang Gan said that you raped Zhang Xiu last night!" She hurriedly went back to Jiangbei to find Dong Zhuo to get the national letter, and before leaving, she told her that Huang Gai must take a good look at Zhang Xiu, and don't let you insult Zhang Xiu again during this time......"
Khan, Sun Yu sweated profusely, and quickly explained: "She is, I didn't embroider Zhang like that." β
Zhou Yu said impatiently: "Don't explain, I'm not interested in knowing if you raped her, it's none of my business if she dies or lives." I came to see you to discuss an important matter with you, about dealing with Dong Zhuojun. β
Sun Yu's spirits lifted, this is a big deal.
Zhou Yu said coldly: "Didn't we discuss burning Dong Zhuojun a few days ago? Although Dong Zhuojun's camp stretched for 300 miles, it was a bit unrealistic to set fire to it, but it was still possible to burn some of the boats and water villages. I thought about it carefully, it was very difficult to burn the fire with military skills, because Jia Xu and Guo Jia were not easy to deal with, so I wanted to use real fire to burn Dong Zhuo. β
Sun Yu nodded, compared to the inexplicable and unscientific military skills, he, a person from later generations, believed in the true fire of science more.
Zhou Yu said again: "If you want to put the fire on the enemy's ship and in the water village, it is difficult to do it with rockets and a few fish oil incendiary bombs, and the enemy will not stupidly let me light the fire, so I want to get someone to do a trick and surrender, and this person will lead the camouflaged fireboat to rush into Dong Zhuojun's ...... to set fire."
When Sun Yu heard this, he immediately remembered the allusion of "Zhou Yu designed to beat Huang Gai", and couldn't help blurting out: "Huang Gai, bitter meat trick!" β
When Zhou Yu heard this, he was shocked, I only made a start, and he guessed my plan? And even guessed that I was going to use a yellow cover to implement it? Is this man an immortal?
Sun Yu continued: "Sister Gongjin, are you going to beat Huang Gai to confuse Dong Zhuo? Tsk, such a girl with a water spirit, how pitiful it is to be beaten to a blur of flesh and blood. β
When Zhou Yu heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, although Sun Xunzhen guessed the general direction, he didn't guess the details, it seems that Sun Xunzhen is not a fairy, she said coldly: "I won't beat Huang Gai, judging by Dong Zhuo's surname, the best way to stimulate Dong Zhuo's sympathy is not to beat him, but to make you rape Huang Gai!" β
Silk! Sun Yu gasped, is this okay? Let's play big.
Sun Yu tilted his head and said, "There are a lot of men in Jiangdong, why do you have to choose me?" β
Zhou Yu shook his head and said, "Apart from you, which other man has the strength to 'rape' Huang Gai?" It's strange not to be beaten all over the ground by Huang Gai to find teeth. β
Well, that's right, Sun Yuleng was stunned.
Zhou Yu saw Sun Yu's face change color, and couldn't help but snort coldly: "General Sun, you seem to be dissatisfied with my strategy? β
"Ahem, a little bit, if you want me to rape Huang Gai, will this be too much fun?" Sun Yu wiped his sweat and said.
"Hmph, I don't know how much I want to do when I say that, man." Zhou Yu sneered: "Don't be delusional, it's not for you to really rape her, just make a show and act in a play." Jiang Gan is now going back to Jiangbei to get his credentials, and when she comes back again, you pretended to rape Huang Gai in the camp tent and deliberately let Jiang Gan see it, and then I told Huang Gai to contact Jiang Gan and achieve the deception. β
Sun Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good to fake it, does Miss Huang agree to this?" β
Zhou Yu said coldly: "She has already agreed!" General Sun, in order to defeat the powerful enemy, Huang Gai is mentally ready to accept humiliation, she will never worry about you afterwards, this is a kind of sacrifice of the small self, the achievement of the big self, for the people of Jiangdong willing to abandon everything determination, I hope you can fully cooperate with her. β
When Sun Yu heard this, he patted his chest and said, "Of course I fully cooperate, I can't let Miss Huang put aside her shyness, I still twist and pinch, let's say, how to cooperate." β
Zhou Yu laughed secretly in her heart, Huang Gai actually just wanted to be ambiguous, but she was too naΓ―ve, just a little ambiguous, how could Jiang Gan be fooled by touching and kissing, she must be full of presence and shock, in order to deeply arouse Dong Zhuo's sympathy, hehe, let me push it.
Zhou Yu said: "She asked me to tell you that you have to do a full set of plays, in order to avoid being seen through by Jiang Gan, you can have the courage to bully her, she will resist desperately, as if she is really resisting, but you don't care, this is just acting." Even if you tear her naked, touch her all over her body, put her in a look of eighteen, and even break her body, she can bear it. β
"Wow, such a sacrifice?" Sun Yu sweated wildly.
Zhou Yu said seriously: "For the sake of the country, what is it to sacrifice your innocence?" Could it be that General Sun is not willing to go to the trouble for the country? β
I'm dizzy, such a big hat is buttoned down for me, can I say no?
Zhou Yu saw that Sun Yu agreed, and snorted coldly: "Don't be cheap and look reluctant, the little man just has a lot of eyes...... Jiang Gan will be here soon, I will first arrange Zhang Xiu, Chen Gong and your three little sisters to rest in the camp tent in the distance, so as not to break your good deeds, and I will also withdraw all the guards around the camp in the name of temporary training, and when the time comes, there will only be you, Huang Gai, and Jiang Gan within a radius of one mile, you can do it yourself. βββ
Jiang Gan hurriedly returned to the Wulin village on the north side of the Yangtze River, because he was worried that Zhang Xiu would be "insulted" again because of the delay of time, Jiang Gan even saved the report, ran all the way, and rushed into Dong Zhuo's big tent with smoke and fire.
At this time, it was still morning, Dong Zhuoqing sat on the main seat in a state of confusion, because she was worried about being "scouted" by Sun Yu again, she didn't dare to take a bath last night, but she was uncomfortable, and she didn't even sleep well. β
Dong Zhuo was in a daze, and when he heard "it's not good", he suddenly jumped up from his chair and shouted, "What's wrong?" Is the escape pet coming to 'scouting' again? She touched her body and found that she was wearing clothes, and couldn't help laughing: "Haha, I'm afraid of a fart, I haven't taken a shower now." β
Jiang Gan: "......"
Your Majesty is so miserable, and he is about to be driven crazy by running away from pets.
Jiang Gan shed tears of sympathy, and said quickly: "Your Majesty, the big thing is not good, General Zhang Xiu was raped by Sun Yu last night, woo ......" Jiang Gan hurriedly told him about crossing the river this time, and when he talked about Zhang Xiu's grievances, Dong Zhuo felt the same and slapped the table angrily.
After she was angry, Dong Zhuo actually cried sadly, she had a deep affection for Zhang Xiu's monarchy.
"Bring a pen and paper." Dong Zhuo cried: "I want to write a letter of state immediately and save Zhang Xiu, woo, my poor Zhang Xiu ......"
After a pillar of incense, Jiang Gan boarded the fast boat again, and rushed towards the south bank of the Yangtze River, and the ten Jingzhou sailors on the boat rowed as fast as if the pulp was rounded, and killed the south bank at a speed that exceeded twice the usual speed.
When Jiang Gan landed on land, he saw Zhou Yu training his troops, and rows of Jiangdong sailors and generals stood by the river, directing the soldiers to carry out the warships.
Jiang Gan greeted him and said, "Sister Gongjin, I'm here with a letter of state, let me go and release General Zhang Xiu." β
Zhou Yu said expressionlessly: "Didn't you see that I was training soldiers?" I don't have time to mind your business, you go to Sun Yu's camp to find him to release people, you went to his camp once in the morning, you should know the way. β
Jiang Gan was so anxious that he ran backwards.
Zhou Yu's voice came from behind her in the distance: "Don't be in such a hurry, I asked Huang Gai to protect Zhang Xiu......"
When Jiang Gan heard this, a big stone fell to the ground slightly in her heart, but she was still not very relieved, and ran towards the back camp with small steps. Jiang Gan thought to himself: Zhou Yu is training, and it is estimated that all the soldiers in the camp have been sent out, and it is normal that no one is there.
After a while, Sun Yu's camp tent could be seen in the distance ahead, and Jiang Gan was in a hurry, so he hurried his steps and rushed over. Ran to the tent, and before he lifted the curtain and went in, Jiang Gan actually heard a voice coming from the tent, it was Sun Yu's voice, and the voice said viciously: "Huang Gai, what do you mean?" actually hid Zhang Xiu! Hand her over so I can vent my anger. β
Hearing this, Jiang Gan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: Great, Huang Gai really protected General Zhang Xiu, it seems that I don't need to rush, take your time.
At this time, Huang Gai's slightly angry voice was responding to Sun Yudao: "What if you hide it?" As a woman, I can't get used to the outrageous banks you did to General Zhang Xiu, and I want to hide her so that you can't eat it. β
Huang Gai is a good person! Jiang Gan was moved to tears, and she reached out to lift the curtain of the camp tent.
At this time, Sun Yu's angry shout suddenly sounded in the room: "Okay, if you hide Zhang Xiu so that I can't eat it, I'll take you to replace her......"
"What are you going to do? Don't come here......" Huang Gai's voice trembled: "Someone will come soon, if you dare to be rude to me, my lord will definitely not spare you." β
"Haha, who would dare to break my good deeds? I did it with her! Sun Yu's voice was full of evil.
Hearing this, Jiang Gan's hands trembled, where did she dare to open the curtain and enter the camp tent, she looked left and right, and found that there was a hole in the camp tent, so she quickly leaned her head over and looked inside from the hole.
This look, good my mother!
I saw that Huang Gai in the camp tent was using a single knife, desperately wielding it to protect himself, Sun Yu was holding a gentian gun in his hand, one move and two probes, two dings, and Huang Gai's single knife flew out of his hand. The single knife flew skillfully, and it happened to be inserted not far from the hole where Jiang Gan was peeping, which frightened Jiang Gan's neck.
Jiang Gan was just a civil official, how could he be so stimulated, her whole body was trembling, she mustered up the courage to look again, only to see that after Sun Yu hit Huang Gai's single knife, the tip of the gun slashed, and there was a sound of tearing the ground, Huang Gai's thin shirt was cut open with a big hole, and the snow-white skin was suddenly exposed.
(To be continued)