445, cute girl version of bitter meat meter (4)
I saw Zu Mao and Han Dang rushing up to the hall and carrying the yellow cover down, and then there was a crackling sound of beating military sticks outside the hall, Jiang Gan was shocked when she heard it, and she quickly took out the national letter and handed it to Sun Yu.
Sun Yu's inspection was correct, and there was Dong Zhuo's personal promise not to let Zhang Xiu participate in this southern expedition, so everyone pretended to look in the barracks, and "found" Zhang Xiu who was "hidden" by Huang Gai, Jiang Gan asked the soldiers to send Zhang Xiu back to Jiangbei first, but she still had plans and was not in a hurry to go back, under the pretext that she and Zhou Yu were old classmates for many years, and they wanted to stay here for two more days.
Everyone knew that Jiang Gan had the intention of recruiting Huang Gai, and they didn't say anything, and they dispersed.
Jiang Gan wanted to wait until Huang Gai was beaten with a military stick and then go to her to talk, but when he saw that the military stick had just been beaten, Sun Yu walked over and grabbed Huang Gai and carried him to his camp, Jiang Gan followed from a distance.
The twenty military sticks that Huang Gai was beaten were not heavy, and they were not so broken that they bled out, but they were a little soft and weak. Sun Yu carried her to his camp, and Huang Gai whispered on his shoulder to scold him for being a silver thief.
After a while, when he arrived at Sun Yu's camp, Sun Yu carried Huang Gai in, this time there were guards guarding the side of the camp, and Jiang Gan was inconvenient to go over and peek outside the tent, so he had to eavesdrop from afar.
I only heard the sound of broken clothes in the tent, Huang Gai's resigned cry, and Sun Yu's unbridled silver laughter...... It took a long time before it calmed down.
It's miserable, Huang Gai is really miserable. Jiang Gan's heart was half cold, and he couldn't help but feel sympathy for Huang Gai.
However, in the camp tent, it was a different scene, Sun Yu and Huang Gai were actually looking at Jiang Gan outside from the hole in the camp tent, and their stomachs were almost laughing and hurting.
Seeing Jiang Gan walking away in disappointment, Sun Yu smiled at Huang Gai and said, "Miss Huang, it's really difficult for you this time." ”
Huang Gai flattened his mouth: "It's really embarrassing, I obviously said that I was just touching and kissing, but you saw my whole body, and I almost broke someone's body, I don't care, you have to be responsible for me anyway." ”
"Ahem, it's all Zhou Yu spoofing in the middle, you really can't blame me for this." Sun Yu said depressedly: "You can find Zhou Yu to be responsible." ”
Huang Gai crooked his mouth and said, "You believe what Zhou Yu says?" I'm desperately resisting! ”
Cough...... Who knows if you're really rebelling or fake resisting? Women are born actors, and I believe you have ghosts. Sun Yu hurriedly looked left and said to him: "Miss Huang, next you go to Jiang Gan and declare that you are willing to be an internal response, Jiang Gan should not suspect you." ”
Huang Gai nodded and said, "Don't worry, I can play this well." ”
Nonsense, of course I believe that you can play it well, what kind of people are you Jiangdong, everyone in the conference hall just now is a super-first-class actor, I am convinced! Sun Yu had two big heads, and hurriedly said: "Miss Huang, you go and make a series of plans for Jiang Gan, just say that lock the boat with iron chains, and then attach wooden planks, you can walk on the ......ground."
Sun Yu explained the serial plan that Pang Tong gave to Cao Ying in another world, and asked Huang Gai to remember it. Huang Gai was not stupid, and when he heard it, he understood that this was done in order to lock up Cao Ying's ships and burn them all down when he set fire.
After the two discussed, Huang Gai made his clothes ragged and his hair messy, and then rushed out of Sun Yu's tent crying...... Tsk, acting school!
Sun Yu watched Huang Gai run away without a shadow, and he knew that this strategy was already half of the success.
At this time, in the conference hall of Jiangdong, the Jiangdong girls were summarizing this big performance, and they only heard Zhang Zhao say loudly: "The best actress this time, I think it should be me!" I don't have many lines, but every sentence is to the point. ”
"You're." Sun Quan jumped out and said: "I have the most plays, when I hesitate and can't make a decision, how wonderful my expression is, the best actress is not me." ”
"Second sister, you don't have to act and you're hesitant." Sun Shangxiang sighed beside him and said: "The best actress is me, although I only said one sentence, but that sentence fully expresses the distress and anger of a girl who was stolen eggs." ”
Zu Mao, Han Dang and others also shouted together: "The best actor should be us, we escorted him from Sun Yu's tent, and performed righteous indignation along the way, and when Huang Gai's collaboration with the enemy is exposed, we have to show disdain and spurning from righteous indignation, don't you know how high the technical content is?" ”
Zhou Yu in the corner shook his head and sighed, "A bunch of idiots. ”——
That night, when the moon was sparse, Huang Gai was resting in his tent, when suddenly a guard came in and said, "General Huang, Jiang Gan asks to see you!" ”
Oh? Well done. Huang Gai asked the guards to withdraw and no one was allowed to approach, and then quickly took a pre-prepared garlic and smoked it in front of his eyes, and immediately burst into tears. Huang Gai also instructed the soldiers to secretly inform Sun Yu to come over to cooperate with him for a while, and then he cried and said, "Please Lord Jiang." ”
The soldiers dispersed, and after a while Jiang Gan walked in slowly.
Huang Gai made a gesture to stand up to greet him, but he screamed and sat on the chair without moving.
Jiang Gan hurriedly said: "Don't move, you just suffered the insult of the silver thief, and you are recuperating more." ”
Huang Gai said with a sad face: "Did Master Jiang come to see my jokes?" ”
Jiang Gan said with a sympathetic look on his face: "How is this possible, I am here to relieve General Huang." ”
Huang Gai's face was full of tears and said, "What else is there to explain?" I was raped, but the lord refused to stand up for me, but instead helped to abuse, I now want to die, and I have no face to see Jiangdong's father. ”
Jiang Gan saw that Huang Gai had intentions, and hurriedly said: "General Huang, the matter has come to this point, why do you need to cover it up again." Then Sun Yu used 'Mingcha' to measure that you had the intention of showing goodwill to our army...... You know this matter, I know, the whole Jiangdong people know, why don't you just go with me to His Majesty the Witch Emperor to be a courtier, it is better than in Jiangdong, a place where dirt is hidden. ”
Huang Gai cried: "Why don't I want to? But there is no way, I originally wanted to go through the path of General Zhang Xiu, but the result was ...... I was caught by the silver thief and humiliated me so badly. ”
Jiang Gan hurriedly said: "Am I not the doorway? I would like to lead the way for General Huang! You don't know, our majesty hates men the most, if you let her know that you have suffered such a big grievance, you will definitely not help men speak like Sun Quan, and you will definitely stand up for you. ”
Huang Gai wiped his tears and thought to himself: Garlic is really not painted by people, and the tears can't be stopped.
She thought of it in her heart, but her mouth pretended to be excited: "Her Majesty the Empress is really willing to stand up for me?" ”
Jiang Gan nodded and said, "My personality is guaranteed." ”
How much is your personality worth, hum, Huang Gai pretended to be moved and said: "Since this is the case, then please ask Lord Jiang to say a few kind words to Her Majesty the Empress, and I am willing to take the people of my headquarters to join Her Majesty." I also have a loyal number of generals, probably thirty or forty boats, about five or six hundred men. ”
Jiang Gan was overjoyed: It's already a cool thing to be a general who is good at water warfare, and she actually has to bring dozens of boats and hundreds of subordinates, which is really a lot of money.
Huang Gai said hatefully: "Lord Jiang, since I have decided to take refuge in Her Majesty the Empress, I might as well tell you the trick of a water war." The northerners are good at horses, the southerners are good at boats, and you northerners want to cross the Yangtze River, but it is really difficult, mainly because the boats are rickety on the water, and the people and horses are unstable on the boats. ”
Jiang Gan nodded and said, "That's true, General Zhang Xiu was arrested because of this." ”
Huang Gai said: "In fact, the solution to this problem is very simple, you only need to put boats of the same size side by side, lock them with strong iron chains, and then attach wooden planks to the iron chains, you can make a huge floating city on the water." In this way, the connected ships are less susceptible to the effects of the current and basically do not shake. ”
"Really?" Jiang Gan is overjoyed!
"Of course it's true!" Huang Gai said cryingly: "Sun Yu insulted me so much, and the lord didn't help me, I can't wait for Jiangdong to be defeated now, and then kill Sun Yu, the silver thief, with my own hands to avenge my hatred." ”
Jiang Gan saw Huang Gai being humiliated in every way "with his own eyes", so he was naturally convinced, and hurriedly said: "Then General Huang was going to gather people and horses to cross the river earlier, I will return to Jiangbei first, and report your affairs and your serial plan to Her Majesty the Empress......"
Huang Gai nodded and said in a low voice: "Okay, I will flee to Jiangbei immediately after I summon the generals." ”
Jiang Gan resigned from Huang Gai's tent and hurriedly walked out, Huang Gai told her a series of plans that made her very happy, and she couldn't wait to inform Dong Zhuo of the news immediately. Poor Jiang Gan didn't know that he would bring back the biggest pit in the Three Kingdoms, which was famous in later generations.
As soon as Jiang Gan walked to the door of the camp tent, he saw Sun Yuzheng walking over with his head held high, and when he saw Jiang Gan, Sun Shou frowned and said, "Lord Jiang, if I remember correctly, this is Huang Gai's camp tent, what are you doing here?" ”
Jiang Gan's heart tightened, don't let Sun Yu see that I came to Huang Gai, she looked left and right and said, "Isn't the toilet here?" ”
Sun Yu snorted coldly: "It's less, don't you have a toilet in your tent?" What kind of toilet are you looking for, I think you're here to find Huang Gai, right? I knew that this girl was a traitor, and it seemed that I hadn't punished her enough, and she needed to be trained again. ”
Jiang Gan was startled, and it was inconvenient to help Huang Gai speak, so he had to watch Sun Yu walk into Huang Gai's camp with a calm face.
After a while, Huang Gai's cry sounded in the tent again, crying blood, very pitiful. I only heard Sun Yu's voice say loudly: "Cry a fart, cry again, I will cut you with a knife, your lord will hand you over to me to dispose of at will, and no one will help you out if you kill you, don't you know how to lift ......"
"Uh, I don't want ...... Leave me alone......" Huang Gai choked.
There was a "snap" sound, which seemed to be the sound of a slap.
"Uh......h Don't hit me...... I don't dare to resist anymore......" Huang Gai's voice was like a wounded lamb.
"Come and kneel, legs apart a little ......"
"Yes...... Woo...... Woo......"
Jiang Gan's heart was dripping with blood when he heard this, his little fist was clenched tightly, and he said in his heart: General Huang, you wait, I will definitely rescue you from this dire demon cave.
(To be continued)