Chapter Ninety-Eight, Beat the Officers and Soldiers
Wei Xiaobaoxin said, "Who are you?" What kind of stinky shelf did a broken county put on for me, Bao Ye will still be 'Lu Ding Gong' in the future, when the time comes, you won't have your share in lifting shoes, but it is for the sake of the neighbors to pour the toilet, so you can think about it. ”
So I didn't pay attention to it. I have to say that Wei Xiaobao's innate self-confidence is really amazing, before he met Ah Ke and other seven wives, he reserved a place for them in advance, or Lan Xin would not be ranked eighth, and before he entered the palace, he was sure that he would be able to become the Duke of Lu Ding, and even the Supreme Treasure planned to let it taste the taste of sitting on the dragon chair!
Wei Chunhua was frightened, the county magistrate is a local parent official, extremely powerful, since ancient times, the people do not fight with the officials, although his family has a few spare money, and his son also has the ability, but he can't take the county magistrate seriously.
Wei Chunhua hurriedly tugged Wei Xiaobao's sleeve and persuaded, "Xiaobao, listen to my mother's advice, hurry up and go out to have a look, it's the county lord who came, we don't dare to offend." ”
Wei Xiaobao really couldn't help it, after all, the old lady's order was not easy to refuse, stretched his waist, stood up helplessly, walked out of the house slowly and leisurely with a reluctant face.
Wei Xiaobao looked down in the corridor, I, I can really tidy up, there are a full hundred and ten soldiers, wearing helmets and armor, the military appearance is neat, standing in two rows, the front two soldiers, holding high the plaque of 'avoidance, quiet', the gong behind the road, in the middle of an eight-lift sedan chair, very gorgeous, the fiery red sedan curtain, the vermilion Danmu, the eight tiger-backed soldiers, one by one, energetic, majestic.
Wei Xiaobaoxin said, "Lao Tzu has been in the Qing Dynasty for so long, and he hasn't sat in a sedan chair once, a small sesame mung bean bullshit Zhixian actually put on such a big pomp, it's really enviable, your grandfather's, the whole is so stylish, no, I will give it well in the future, and strive to build a super gorgeous sedan chair team after entering the palace, specially reserved for showmanship, hehe......." ”
When the official saw a person coming out, his clothes were very gorgeous, and the jade pendant on his waist alone was worth a lot of money, and he hurriedly shouted, "You are Wei Xiaobao?" I haven't stepped forward to see Lord Zhixian, so I hurried over and kowtowed. ”
Wei Xiaobao ignored him, glanced at the sedan chair lightly, and said in his heart, "Why did Lao Tzu salute you?" Phew..."
Wei Xiaobao patted his chest and said, "I'm Wei Xiaobao, I don't know what you're doing here?" ”
The officials were shocked, they haven't seen anyone who doesn't kowtow and kneel when they meet the county magistrate, could it be that this person is a fool, neurotic, and doesn't know etiquette?
The official said angrily, "Do you know that the one sitting in the sedan chair is the county magistrate, and he doesn't kowtow and beg for mercy, otherwise he will beat you and feel better." ”
Wei Xiaobao laughed, "I know it's the county master, not some kind of bullshit mouse, but why do I kneel and kowtow, Bao Ye didn't break any law, didn't steal anyone's silver, and didn't rob any girl, one didn't break the law, two didn't hurt anyone, he has always been impartial and law-abiding, and he is a rare first-class good citizen, I said, are you so popular?" ”
After hearing this, several officials were furious, and shouted, "Okay, you bold Diao Min, in front of the county lord, so presumptuous, come, take it for me." ”
Saying that, a few soldiers surrounded Wei Xiaobao, Wei Chunhua and the others saw it all, they didn't expect it to be like this, and hurriedly shouted, "Xiaobao, don't make trouble, we can't afford to offend the county." ”
Wei Xiaobao nodded at Wei Chunhua and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'll be fine." ”
Looking at the soldiers who came around, Wei Xiaobao sneered, "Just a few of you, is it difficult to do something with Bao Ye, to tell you the truth, you are still far behind." At that moment, he tightened his waistband and put on a posture. In order to behave well in front of the county master, those soldiers all raised their eyebrows and took out the strength to eat, and they all rushed up with a hula.
Which of these little minions are Wei Xiaobao's opponents, Wei Xiaobao flashed around, his body was as agile as a raccoon cat, he seized the opportunity to punch and kick, and the officials who soon beat him cried and called his mother, his nose and face were swollen, and he was very embarrassed, and it was estimated that he would not even recognize their mother when he went back.
The soldiers surrounded more and more, Wei Xiaobao was like an eagle catching a chicken, relaxed, in the crowd, like a loach, he drilled around, seized the opportunity to die, and also focused on hitting people's vital points, one would punch a servant in the lower abdomen, and then fly up and kick under someone's crotch, and the fight was not happy.
"Oops, ouch... It hurts me to death. ”
These soldiers can only do some three-legged cat kung fu, there are many people on weekdays, and it is okay to bully the common people, but it is not good to fight and fight at all, and they either spend all day drinking and playing with women, or go into the gambling house to stay up late to play dice, and most of their bodies are torn and broken, and they are not Wei Xiaobao's opponents at all.
The people on the street gathered more and more, Wei Chunhua knew that he couldn't stop it, so he could only silently pray in his heart for the Buddha and Bodhisattva to appear, but he didn't expect his son to be so bold and dare to go against the officers and soldiers on the street, this time the trouble is big, and I don't know how it will end in the end.
The reason why Wei Xiaobao dared to do something with the officers and soldiers was because he didn't think he had done anything wrong at all, the officers and soldiers were so arrogant, and as soon as they came up, they asked him to kneel and kowtow to the magistrate, Wei Xiaobao was naturally unconvinced.
The guests of Lichun Courtyard, when they heard the sound, didn't look for the young lady anymore, and they all ran out to see the excitement.
There were even a few of them, who deliberately took out the silver and threw it at Wei Xiaobao's side, and kept agitating in their mouths, "Hit well, hard, hook, spank his ass, sweep his legs...... Kick him, kick him... poke his asshole..."Wei Xiaobao almost died of anger, what kind of person is this, he doesn't tell stories and performs, why is he being watched and pointed at like a monkey on the street.
There was already a report to the county magistrate, the county also heard the noise outside, knew that there was a mess, and hurriedly got out of the sedan chair, Wei Xiaobao swept his eyes, and saw that the county had a big belly, full of fat, and the meat on the body of the fat pig trembled when he walked, and the fat meat on his body trembled when he walked, and the fat meat alone was three hundred pounds, wearing an official robe, and tying a very big jade belt, the belt was like a hula hoop for children to play, this belly was too big, and the smaller ones couldn't be restrained at all.
A corrupt appearance, must be corrupt on weekdays, a lot of looting Mingmin fat and ointment, eating delicacies from the mountains and seas all day long, such a big belly is estimated to be thrown into the water, it will not drown, it must float on the water, like a big gourd.
Zhang Zhixian looked at Wei Xiaobao in the crowd, stretched out his hand and stroked his beard, shook his head, deliberately put on an extremely majestic posture, and shouted coldly, "Who is so presumptuous, in broad daylight, he actually dares to arrest, it is really audacious, and he will not give me a quick take." ”
Wei Xiaobao didn't care about him swinging around, his hands and feet didn't stop, he continued his violent actions, and soon knocked down more than thirty people, and the rest of the soldiers drew their blades and rushed up together.
Wei Xiaobao was not afraid of making a big fuss, took off his shirt, exposed the short shirt inside, pulled out the nunchucks on his body, no longer hesitated, his shot was very sharp, smashing up and down, opening the bow left and right, sweeping and kicking, all the moves that could be used were all used in one go, and the crying father and mother who were beaten by the official soon couldn't stand it.
After putting down more than 30 more, the rest were scared and didn't dare to take the test anymore, and the magistrate shouted dissatisfiedly in the back, "Catch him for me, give it to me." ”
But it didn't have any effect, these soldiers only besieged and didn't attack, and Wei Xiaobao pouted and muttered, "Come on, Master Bao, I haven't enjoyed it today?" ”