"I don't remember exactly how I lived my first few years, and it's impossible to get you to remember what you said on Children's Day on June 1st when you were five years old. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Jiang Feng picked up a piece of chicken leg from the coffee table: "So if I can, I want to talk directly from the fourth or fifth thousand BC, that period is still relatively close to now, and there are still a lot of memories of that time in my mind." ”

"No, no, that's not going to work, we're going to listen to you continue to make up stories about early Homo sapiens, to see how you can adapt to changes, how can you choke out the previous life at once? It's not a good story. Huang Mo shook his head and insisted that Jiang Feng continue, "Look, you really made it up casually, and you haven't even thought about the previous plot yet." ”

Seeing Huang Mo's insistent appearance, Jiang Feng put his hands in his pockets, lowered his head slightly and smiled bitterly, and then raised it suddenly: "Okay, since you have to let me say it, I'll say it." ”

"I speculate that I probably lived in Shanxi Province 100,000 years ago, because there was a big river there, and the tribesmen would catch all kinds of fish from the river......" Speaking of this, Jiang Feng knocked his head, "I have really forgotten the appearance of those fish." ”

"The early Homo sapiens in Shanxi Province also had a big river, and it turned out that our Comrade Jiang Feng was a native of Ding Village."

As an expert in paleoanthropology, Huang Mo only thought a little and guessed the place Jiang Feng described.

Speaking of the early Homo sapiens in Shanxi Province about 100,000 years ago, the most famous is the Dingcun people.

"Yes, it should be a person from Ding Village, I have seen the restoration map of the bones of the people of Ding Village, and I am somewhat familiar with it."

Zhang Yanjiang opened his mouth and said, "Oh, in the eyes of us modern people, all early Homo sapiens look the same, except for you, a native of Dingcun who evolved into a modern person. ”

In the face of Zhang Yanjiang's words, Jiang Feng was indifferent.

"But I'm curious to know, you said that you don't have a deep memory of the early days, so how did you deduce that you live in Shanxi Province and are still from Ding Village? You have to know that almost all of the ancient human sites are located along rivers, or once along rivers. Just by fishing by the river and seeing the restoration map is very familiar, you can't conclude that you are from Ding Village. ”

"And those who live in caves." Li Jiasi added.

"Even if you live in a cave, it's a cave along the river. By the way, Jiang Feng, I thought you would say that you are a cave man, if you are really a cave man, then you are the first Beijing native in China. ”

"If the Beijing municipal government knew that there was still a cave man in the world, how would it write a household registration book for him? I guess, Beijing Zhoukoudian Keel Mountain Ape Man Cave No. 1 pit? ”

Huang Mo's little humor was exchanged for everyone's laughter, and Jiang Feng, who was standing, couldn't help laughing.

"The cavemen weren't early Homo sapiens, they were 70,000 years behind me, and I hadn't seen them when I headed towards the place where the sun had risen."

Where could Jiang Feng not hear Huang Mo's language trap?

The cave man was a late Homo sapiens, who lived 30,000 years ago, which is seriously inconsistent with the 100,000 years he said.

"Well, it turns out that our colleague from Ding Village is not only a university professor, but also a mythical father who praises day by day."

Zhang Yanjiang also learned from Huang Mo and was a little humorous.

"I haven't seen Kuafu." Jiang Feng shook his head, "Heading towards the place where the sun rises, is what many tribes will do at that time, you should know that 100,000 years ago was the Pleistocene, glaciation was active, the climate was cold and varied, and every tribe tried their best to find warmth." ”

"I led my tribe to the sun all the way, longing for a little warmth, I think I should have seen the East China Sea, well, maybe the Bohai Sea."

"Tribes? Our colleagues now have another identity – the leader of 100,000 years ago. ”

"It's not a tribe, it's just a social unit with only a few people, and 100,000 years ago, we could only hunt simple prey with simple tools, or pick food, and we didn't have the ability to expand the population at all."

"Then, you led your tribe to annex other tribes and become a huge tribe, then unified the surrounding areas, and then unified Huaxia, let's say, which of the three emperors and five emperors are you?"

Huang Mo may have read too many online novels, and he said the routine at once.

"You're talking about tribal annexation that will only occur in the last 10,000 years, and 100,000 years ago, the survival of the tribe was still a problem, and it was impossible for the two tribes to clash for political reasons, only because of food. And my tribe drove me, in the pursuit of the sun. ”

"Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, where there are people, there is politics, and there was a palace fight drama 100,000 years ago, so Jiang Feng, were you coup d'état by your subordinates, or did you encounter other things?"

"Neither, do you know why I became the leader of the tribe?" Jiang Feng pointed his index finger at his nose, not giving the others a chance to answer, and continued, "Because I am immortal, when others die in their twenties, or grow old in their thirties, I am still young, watching the new people in the tribe replace the old ones. ”

"They treated me like a god, an immortal god. But as long as it is a god, there will be a day when I fall off the altar, and I forget when the people of the tribe thought that I stole their lifespan, made them grow old, made them die, and I could live forever! So I was deservedly expelled. ”

"That's what contributed to my habit of changing places every once in a while."

"Survival? It's funny, it's funny, I didn't expect you to do it. As soon as Jiang Feng's words fell, Zhang Yanjiang spoke: "So you are afraid of us stupid modern people, and also suspect that you have stolen our lifespan and persecuted you like early Homo sapiens?" ”

"Who's to say it isn't." Jiang Feng took a sip of wine.

"I'm now more and more interested in the stories that our Ding people are going to tell." Li Jiasi brushed his hair.

"Since you are willing to listen, then I am willing to continue."

"My life was forever fixed at the age of twenty-four, and after many expulsions, I thought I had been cursed with immortality, and of course, perhaps a blessing for immortality."

Jiang Feng patted the back of his head with his left hand: "Didn't Professor Huang just say that he went to the top cave and Kuafu?" At first, I led the tribe towards the sun, gathering food along the way, but I was expelled in the process of running to the sun, so I went to the sun alone, and I met many other tribes along the way. ”

"But at that time, when I was based on family and blood relatives, I couldn't fit in with most tribes at all, and only a few tribes were willing to accept me, you know, the hostile tribes of early Homo sapiens were more ferocious than beasts."

"Neanderthals had a custom of cannibalism." Huang Mo added as he sat in his chair.

"Yes, all tribes eat people! Let's pinch out this unwonderful cannibalistic memory. Continuing with the topic of running to the sun, I don't know how long it took me to run to the sun, maybe decades, or more, the clumps of grass and wild beasts make the length of thousands of kilometers extremely long. ”

"I'm guessing you didn't find the sun in the end."

"All I saw was the sea."

"Then I guess you're going to head south, aren't you? After discovering that you can't find warmth in the east, you will naturally go to the south, close to the equator. Director Wang also took out some cooked food from the bag and nodded to the three lecturers around him, "That's what is written in textbooks, and that's what we teach students in class." ”

"Yes, but it's not entirely true, because I suspect I should have gone southeast and saw the East China Sea, not the Bohai Sea. One side faces east, the other side faces south, and the two do not conflict. ”

"Along the way, I saw glaciers, rivers, mountains, canyons, plains, hills, ferocious saber-toothed tigers, elephants, and all sorts of strange animals." Jiang Feng circled his fingers around his temples.

"China's earliest Xu Xiake, now let you go and re-walk the road at that time, maybe you can still find the stone axe you left on the road." Zhang Yanjiang gestured for a moment of logging.

"No, no, even if I remember where I lost my stone axe, I wouldn't have found it."

Jiang Feng's eyes showed a look of recollection: "The time of 100,000 years has changed a lot, although the land creation of the Pleistocene is not obvious in the later period, the temperature changes greatly, many plants have died out, and animals have become extinct. You asked me before how I deduced that I was from Ding Village, and now I tell you that I did not determine through the environment around Ding Village, the vicissitudes of life, everything in my memory has disappeared, my inference is based on the knowledge I have learned in my brain - the great accumulation of modern people, little by little deduced from the cocoon. ”

"I remember very well that in the tens of thousands of years when I walked on the land of early Homo sapiens, all the "people" I saw were not as many as those in Shanghai or Beijing today. ”

"The power of human beings has changed many things, maybe the place where I threw the stone axe has now become an arsenal, and the area where the tribes gathered at that time has been buried underground, I guess I probably saw Yun Mengze who has long disappeared before, but now let me go to the place of Yun Mengze, I can only see a forest of high-rise buildings, the same is true of Shanghai, Shanghai was still below sea level at that time."

At this moment, Zhang Yanjiang, who was sitting on the sofa, suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a bunch of incomprehensible syllables, which were foreign languages with obvious big tongue trills.

Under the incomprehensible eyes of the other three instructors, Jiang Feng also spit out a trill.

"I didn't expect you to know Russian, little ginger...... Isn't it a little wrong to call you little ginger now? ”

Zhang Yanjiang, who failed in the attempt, not only did not look depressed, but was even more interested.

"If you live for 100,000 years and travel the world, you will know many languages."

Zhang Yanjiang's reaction was very fast, and he came up with the idea of using Russian to test Jiang Feng, after all, a person who claims to have lived for 100,000 years is knowledgeable on the one hand, and on the other hand, he will not be less proficient in languages.

"Have you traveled all over the world? Living witnesses of history, I guess you must have seen a lot of historical figures, Fuxi? Pangu? Nu wa? Shiva? Zeus? ”

"I haven't traveled all over the world, my scope of activities is only limited to Asia, Europe and Africa, and before there is no technology for ocean navigation, only the Wavers who set off from Shandong will be so crazy."

"The story of the Late Paleolithic and Early Neolithic is not very exciting, and 10,000 years ago, human society developed slowly like worms, stable and fragile, like other animal races. It's just that humans are more intelligent, they can make fires, they can make tools, they can communicate, and they can paint some primitive murals......"

"As for the Fuxi, Pangu, Nuwa, Shiva, and Zeus you are talking about...... I haven't seen them, or even if they did, their names weren't what they are now, they were imposed by later generations, and the myths and stories were spread by falsehood. They don't have three heads and six arms, and they don't know how to call the wind and rain, if they have to say, they are a little more advanced than ordinary people - they have promoted the development of productive forces in some aspects, and they are supported by the clansmen at that time. ”

"You're pretty sure." Zhang Yanjiang dangled the sofa, "If you really live for 100,000 years, all the mythological experts in the world have to listen to you, after all, you have come from the era of mythology." But at the time, you didn't leave any stories? For example, immortal monsters? The one who steals time? ”

"There are such names and stories, but they are not widely circulated, in the land at that time, especially in the last 10,000 or 20,000 years, various forms of myths and stories have emerged in an endless stream, and those myths and stories are much more attractive than my stories."

"If anything, there should be a myth about me, but I'm not very sure about it right now."

"Oh? Myths about you? ”

"What is it?"

"University professor, early Homo sapiens, Ding village people, Xu Xiake, our good colleagues, what are you going to give us this time?"

"Are you the Yellow Emperor? Or Chiyou? Or is it 颛顼? ”

"It's close." Jiang Feng took out a lighter from his pocket.

"Smack."

A small flame appeared on the lighter.

"Flames? Are you Zhurong? ”

Zhang Yanjiang squinted his eyes and said.

"Prometheus, possibly?"

"There are no yellow people in Greek mythology."

Huang Mo and Director Wang exchanged two sentences.

"I'm the Suiren. The mythical man who brings fire to the world ......"

Silent.

The room once again fell into silence where the needle could be heard, but after the Tang Dynasty gunpowder just now, the receptivity of several people present has been greatly improved.

"You are the Suiren clan, the one who drilled wood to make fire, the legendary leader of the Suiming Kingdom." Zhang Yanjiang knocked on the leather surface of the sofa, "It's really one of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors." ”

"I don't know if I'm the mythical Fusiliers or not, because I just accidentally sparked with two stones, and then the method was popularized in the tribe. And the tribe I belong to is not called Suiming Kingdom, the so-called Suiming Kingdom, like Fuxi and Nuwa, was imposed by later generations and given a symbolic name. And I don't drill wood for fire, but flint for fire, and the method of drilling wood for fire has long been there. ”

"Oh oh oh oh!! Leak! Leak! There's a hole in your words! Huang Mo suddenly stood up from his position and waved his hand excitedly.

Everyone's eyes were drawn to Huang Mo.

"You just said that you are heading to the south, and then traveling to Asia, Europe and Africa, but Suiming is in Henan, in the north."

"Well, when the climate was cold, I went south, but with the arrival of the interglacial period, the temperature began to warm, and the trip went north, and the Pleistocene climate changed impermanently."

Huang Mo sat down dejectedly: "Okay, you won." ”

"Do you have anything to prove that you lived for 100,000 years? For example, some dental and bone tools. Zhang Yanjiang said.

Jiang Feng pointed to the Three Revolutions Moutai: "Does this bottle of Moutai count?" Even if I take out some ancient items, I can't prove that for those of us in the history department, who doesn't have some antiques at home? Besides, I don't think you should have kept the toys you used in your infancy at home, tools are just tools, on the basis of not having sufficient spiritual civilization, who would have enough feelings for a tool? ”

Zhang Yanjiang also sat on the sofa helplessly.

"It's amazing, what you said can't be falsified, and it can't be proven." Director Wang clapped his hands, "In a detective novel, this is the perfect crime." ”

"It's just that Jiang Feng hasn't aged in the past ten years, hasn't he?"

"Oh, and Jiang Feng's name."

Huang Mo held the paper cup high, his eyes flashed with essence, and he began to analyze the meaning contained in the word "Jiang Feng".

"Most human surnames are produced in matrilineal societies, and Chinese surnames are also related to matrilineal societies. The surname is a huiyi character, a female on the left, and a sheng on the back, which together means that the surname was originally a woman's patent, so our oldest surnames are all next to the female character. For example, Ji, Win, Ji, Pregnancy, Concubine, Concubine, Yao. ”

"Among the oldest surnames is Jiang Feng's Jiang, born to a female woman! And then there's that wind word! Isn't Fuxi the surname of Feng? A pun on your name. ”

"What about the story after that, now we already know that you are the Suiren clan in the mythological story, and then what did you play in Xia Shang Zhou? And the Qin, Han and Tang dynasties and after, by the way, don't tell me that you are Qin Shi Huang and rule the world. ”

"During the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties and the city-states before me, I didn't stay in China all the time, but went all the way to the west, or south, to other ancient civilizations. As for the incident of Qin Shi Huang, in today's words, I should be the praying mantis that stopped the wheel of historical unification. ”

"Oh? Are you the monarch of the Six Kingdoms? ”

"Look, how did I deduce that? The surname Jiang, the surname Jiang, isn't it the surname of the nobles?! Tell us, what did you do that shook the world? ”

"I just did something stupid, and you wrote it down in your textbook." Jiang Feng touched his nose with his fingers and smiled helplessly.