Going to a foreign country, in the future generations, is an absolutely high-end and high-grade thing.

No matter which leader comes to power, the first thing to do is to visit the countries and show his existence. Such things, whether in China or abroad, are no exception.

However, in ancient times, even the dazzling Tang Dynasty in the history books, sending foreign vassals to foreign vassals was a cost-effective drudgery in any aspect. There is the possibility of meritorious service, but it is not at all proportional to the hard work involved. The ministers are all proud and noble, and they are afraid of this.

Those who can establish a country around the Tang Dynasty are not fuel-efficient lamps, don't look at the things that they respect the Tang Dynasty on the surface, and secretly make it difficult for the Tang envoys, but they have done no less. Let's just say that Guo Ye, when he was the first envoy to Tibet, he almost lost his life on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Even if you don't mention the deceit and sword shadow after the vassal kingdom, with the tragic traffic conditions in ancient times, the fatigue of the journey alone is enough for the envoy to drink a pot. Therefore, in ancient times, most of the things like sending foreign vassals had to be regarded as manual work. Unless it is a young and vigorous minister who works tirelessly, he cannot do it. If you want to let an old bone like Kong Yingda go to the foreign domain, you may go halfway, and you will lose your life in the middle of the road.

So a few days after leaving Chang'an City, Sun Zishan, the kid, couldn't stand it anymore and began to shout bitterness.

Sun Zishan is a person, although he is a waste, the horse can still ride. In the spring of March, the outing went out, Sun Zishan rode a high-headed horse, walked a few laps, and there were five people and six people, and he never felt that riding a horse was a hard thing. But it's all horseback riding in the nature of playing tickets, like now, a horse riding is for several days, except for eating and sleeping, that is, spending time on a horse, it is not a beautiful difference.

Sun Zishan only felt that it was hot between his legs now, and after getting off the horse, he couldn't stand steadily.

Sun Zishan found Guo Ye and pleaded: "Teacher, it's not that the disciple is unwilling to follow the teacher to make meritorious contributions. It's just that the disciple has been weak and sick since he was a child, and he really can't stand this long journey. In a few days, I'm afraid that the thing under the crotch won't work. For the sake of your disciples and grandchildren, please be merciful to the teacher and let the disciples go back to Chang'an. ”

Guo Ye's mission to Goguryeo this time is really inseparable from Sun Zishan. It's not that Sun Zishan suddenly became powerful and versatile. The crux of the matter lies in abstaining from sex monks.

Before Guo Ye left Chang'an City, the monk returned to Baekje to do promising spy work in the Tang Dynasty. Regarding the character of the monk who quits sex, Guo Ye really doesn't dare to expect it.

Although I don't worry about the abstinence monk coming to the battlefield to fight against the water, this kind of thing is a counterattack, because this old boy doesn't have the guts. However, if you don't work hard, passing the buck is the old monk's forte. In order not to spend too much energy on the old monk, Guo Ye had to bring Sun Zishan with him.

With Sun Zishan in hand, Guo Ye can command the monk who quits sex like an arm. If there is anything, it will be directly handed over to Sun Zishan, the superintendent of the monk who has quit sex. For the sake of his daughter, the monk who quits sex can't do his best.

It's not that Sun Zishan will embarrass the daughter of a monk who quits sex, this waste snack is not so bold, and it has long been cleaned up by his wife. But what is the windiest in the world? Pillow wind!

Sun Tzu is good at blowing a few words of pillow wind beside his wife, saying a few bad words about the monk who quits sex, and the monk who quits sex doesn't want to recognize his daughter happily. The abstaining monk will also eat this weakness now.

Guo Ye had to say good words to comfort Sun Zishan, and said: "Zishan, have you heard of a saying, only when you suffer hardship can you become a master." ”

Sun Zishan replied pitifully: "Of course I have heard of it, but the disciple is really weak and sickly, and he can't withstand the fatigue of the saddle horse for such a long time. has the intention to kill the thief, but has no power to return to heaven. ”

Guo Ye secretly scolded the straight thief, and continued to follow the temptation: "Actually, there is another explanation for riding a horse. You think, that thing under your crotch, every day you bear the pain of bumps on the horse. Over time, can it not develop and grow, invincible? ”

Sun Zishan really went to the road, and asked suspiciously: "Could it be that this long-term horseback riding still has the power of aphrodisiac?" ”

Guo Ye replied categorically: "I don't tell ordinary people!" Nian you are my Guo Ye's disciple, before and after the saddle, you have served me for so long before the teacher taught you. There is a way to pass on a sentence that is true, and ten thousand books are falsely transmitted. As a teacher, what I teach you now is the teacher, my real talent and learning! ”

Sun Zishan was full of suspicions, and always felt that this matter was a bit unreliable, and said: "I don't read much, teacher, don't lie to me!" ”

Guo Ye continued to flicker and said, "Of course, how could the teacher lie to you? I think that at the beginning, during the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Bei and Liu had big ears and cried bitterly. When others asked him why he was crying, he said that he had not ridden a horse for a long time, and his hips were resurrected and he wept. There's more flesh on his thighs, what does he have to cry about? He cried because he rode less horses and the thing under his crotch was useless! ”

Sun Tzu said: "Listening to the teacher's words is better than reading for ten years." I can't imagine that the story of the resurrection of the hip can be explained like this. It really made the disciple suddenly. Still, the disciple ......"

Guo Yeshen couldn't say that he couldn't make a ruthless move, and interrupted Sun Zishan's words. said: "Sun Zishan, our mission to Goguryeo this time is a great opportunity to increase our knowledge. Do you know that Goguryeo is far away from the Central Plains, disobedient to the king, and has local customs, but it is very different from the Tang Dynasty! ”

Sun Zishan asked: "Disciple I don't know, may I ask the teacher, what is the difference between Goguryeo and my Tang Dynasty?" ”

Guo Ye said obscenely: "I have never been to Goguryeo as a teacher, and I don't know what the difference is. But there is one thing, which is hearsay. I heard that the Goguryeo woman was dressed differently from my Datang, with her breasts exposed. Breasts, unabashed! ”

"And this kind of thing, really...... It's unimaginable! "Sun Tzushan's young and pure heart has really been impacted.

Guo Ye had a yearning expression and said, "Whether this is the case or not, I am not sure if I am a teacher." This time I went to Goguryeo, but as a teacher, I wanted to investigate, increase my experience, live to be old, and learn from old age! ”

Sun Zishan made up his mind and said: "It is better to read ten thousand books than to travel ten thousand miles." The disciple is willing to defy the dangers and obstacles, follow the teacher, send an envoy to Goguryeo, serve the country, and share the worries of the teacher! ”

Guo Ye nodded and said, "Very good, very good." If you have such determination, you are my true disciple, and your future is limitless. I'm very happy, teacher, go down and rest! ”

Sending Sun Zishan away, Guo Ye secretly said in his heart, Lu. The thing about the milk is true, but it was only revealed by women who gave birth to children, and when you arrive in Goguryeo, Sun Zishan will face a group of people, whose waists are thicker than buckets, and forty or fifty-year-old aunts will go and masturbate!

Sun Zishan is a well-known waste dim sum, and he has no sense of accomplishment if he fools him. Guo Ye was still not very happy in his heart. In fact, since leaving Chang'an City, Guo Ye has been worried.

Among the envoys, except for him Guo Ye, there were only two people he was familiar with, one was Turtledove, one of the five tigers of Dongchang, who was his old subordinate, and this time he set off with him as a personal entourage. The other is that Sun Tzu is good. In addition to these two people, Guo Ye had a dark eye on the rest of the envoys.

The two hundred guards, including the guard commander Sun Shi, Guo Ye didn't know at all, and they were all forced over by His Majesty Li Er.

The two hundred guards are still well documented, they are His Majesty Li Er's Yu Linwei, all of them are extraordinary, and one is ten. The most rare thing is that the net worth is innocent, and there is no problem with loyalty. Sending them over can be regarded as the special importance that His Majesty Li Er attaches to this envoy to Goguryeo.

The key is that this eldest grandson, who was still Sima in Guangzhou a few months ago, was not long after being transferred back to Chang'an City by His Majesty Li Er to take up his post, he was assigned to Guo Ye as the commander of the guard.

Eldest grandson, eldest grandson, what does this eldest grandson have to do with Her Majesty the Queen? No, the eldest grandson queen is a famous beauty, and the appearance of the eldest grandson Wuji is also said in the past. And this eldest grandson, Master Shi, has dark skin, a leopard head and eyes, and speaks in an urn voice, just like this, he doesn't need to dress up, he can play Zhang Fei on the stage.

What is His Majesty Li Er's intention in sending this eldest grandson to his side? Is it that His Majesty Li Er doesn't trust himself and sends an eyeliner to see himself? This kind of unsightly thing, His Majesty Li Er will not make it so obvious, otherwise the means will be too clumsy.

If you don't spy on yourself, then it can only be said that you have another task, in the envoy corps, to engage in two missions, one bright and one dark. If this is the case, it is not a happy thing for Guo Ye, who is used to controlling everything. If there is a disagreement between Guo Ye and Changsun Shi at that time, and Changsun Shi comes out with another holy decree, it is really hard to say who the two hundred guards will listen to.

Incomprehensible, really incomprehensible! Alas~

Guo Ye sighed lightly in his heart, and said secretly, now that he has no turning back from the bow, he can only take one step at a time.

After all, the will still could not defeat reality, and Sun Zishan rode a horse for a few more days, and then he could no longer hold on. Guo Ye saw that he really tried his best, but he had no choice but to find a carriage for Sun Zishan.

The carriage in these days does not have any shock absorbers, and it is okay if it goes slowly. But if you want to keep up with the speed of the envoys, this carriage is not as comfortable as the horses. Every day when he got out of the carriage, Sun Zishan had to vomit a lot, and whatever he ate from his mouth in the morning would have to be spit out at noon. In this way, the world's first person with motion sickness was born, and he, Sun Tzushan, was born!

In the end, there was no choice but to slow down, and the envoys were walking more and more slowly.

After walking for more than two months, Guo Ye and his entourage arrived at the Yingzhou Governor's Mansion. Although the Yingzhou Governor's Mansion is a government in terms of political division, it is actually only a county - Liucheng County, and there is only one city - Liucheng. It is only because it is located on the border of the Tang Dynasty and Goguryeo, and the geographical location is very critical, that it has been upgraded to a prefecture. It probably means the municipality in the province now.

Different from the geographical environment of later generations, the environment of Liaodong at this time was harsh, sparsely populated, and animals were rampant, which was very unsuitable for long-distance travel. Before, Guo Ye and others could also replenish food and supplies through Datang's post station, and they didn't have to worry about food and accommodation, but it won't be so convenient in the future. Out of Liucheng, it is a deserted land, and you must solve the problem of food and accommodation by yourself.

Guo Ye and the others replenished enough food and fresh water in Liucheng before continuing to advance. Because the road is difficult to travel, I can't walk fast, and it is almost noon in less than thirty miles out of the city.

Guo Ye was about to tell everyone to take a break and prepare lunch. Suddenly, a scout horse ran over and said, "Qiqi Pingyang County Gong, there is someone blocking the road in front!" ”