Chapter 39 Borrowing a Chicken to Lay Eggs

The green-skinned gangsters in Sijiu City, if they bump into a deadly game on weekdays, most of them have to use the number of ways to draw lots.

And this method of drawing a dead lot is also very simple, a group of green-skinned gangsters have worshiped the ancestors, worshiped the gods of heaven and earth, and each person drew a bamboo stick from the lottery holder placed on the incense table.

Generally speaking, the number of bamboo sticks in the stick holder is about the same as the number of green-skinned gangsters who draw dead lots. There are also red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple dead sticks hidden in each lottery holder, but any green-skinned gangster who draws a colored bamboo stick must also follow the order of the seven-colored bamboo sticks and fight with people on the scene.

As long as you don't bother with the scene when you are dead, and you clench your teeth and don't say a word, even if you are injured or disabled, you have to support this green-skinned gangster who drew a dead lot for a lifetime. If you really lose your life, then the family of this green-skinned gangster will have to be raised by the pole, and he will have to send extra money, food and clothing at four o'clock and eight festivals.

There is the green-skinned gangster who is not satisfied in the pole, and the big smoking addiction tied to the bones with syphilis sores on the outside, and he has long lived so much that he is tired of it. As soon as I bumped into this kind of opportunity to draw a lot, almost all of them jumped high to grab the opportunity to go into battle. If you are lucky enough not to die, you will be able to eat and drink until you breathe in this life. Even if he dies on the scene, he can leave a salary for his family who has been harmed by him for many years. Even if it's a desperate gangster, it's a good day to eat and drink and prostitute indiscriminately for three days before the scene, isn't it?

But then again, looking at those green-skinned gangsters who shout on the street on weekdays and have a face of unstingy virtue, they scream fiercely, and when they are on the verge of death, there are always people who can't hold and urine in their crotch, and their kneecaps can't support their thighs! It's not uncommon to admit cowardice just after they appear, and there are even more people who cry so much that they have no mother when they get up with three knives and six holes!

If you really bump into such a green-skinned gangster who admits that he has no seeds, and he doesn't say anything about it, just waiting for the winner and loser to be just separated on the scene, then the gangster who admits that he has not planted must be beaten to death first! When this beating is over, the lighter ones are gouged out and their noses and ears are cut off, and the heavier ones are chopped off and their legs are smashed against their collarbones! In the end, he took a broken mat and threw it into the field outside the city wall, and those who were not good were called wolves to eat wild dogs, and those who were hard enough to fall into the city gate hole as the place where the general stretched out!

With this rule of both grace and power, and punishment at the same time, the gangsters who have drawn a dead lot in the pole can only have arrogance on their faces and trembling liver sausages in their stomachs, and they can walk on the field of life and death, and life and death are not up to anyone!

Hearing Qiao's glance, the white fool who had been sitting on the ground smirking and catching lice to eat, immediately took out a handful of wheat straw from the clothes that had been tattered into fishing nets, and raised the handful of wheat straw high with a smirk.

There was no need for Qiao to say hello again, the pot gangsters who were holding broken straw hats gathered around the white fool, reached out and smoked a piece of wheat grass, and then stretched out the wheat grass in front of Qiao Yiyan.

Just glanced at the wheat grass stretched out in front of him, Qiao suddenly pointed at a few of the pot gangsters with numb faces with a cruel smile: "A few brothers are lucky, let's go first!" There is no one in the pot, the paper money and incense candles at four o'clock and eight festivals are not short for a few brothers! ”

Laughing miserably, the pot guy who smoked the shortest wheat straw didn't say much, reached out and grabbed the bottle of snow from the table of the Eight Immortals, poured it into his mouth, raised his hand and smashed the empty medicine bottle on the ground.

Stretching out his blackened tongue stained with medicinal foam and licking the corners of his mouth, the pot gangster who had just eaten a whole bottle of snow and artemisia smiled and pointed at the leopard: "What's the matter?" Is it that you play with your master? Or do you want to call someone out again? ”

Silently grabbed another bottle of snow and artemisia, and the leopard slowly poured the whole bottle of snow and artemisia into his mouth. Perhaps because he felt that the medicine foam was so bitter that it was difficult to swallow, Xiang Youbao frowned fiercely, and stretched out his hand to Xie Menshen, who was standing beside him with a nervous face: "Thank you, Uncle Xie will give you a bowl of tea!" ”

As soon as he heard Xiang Youbao's greeting, Xie Menshen didn't care about the others, and rushed to the nearest coffee table to grab a bowl of gaiwan tea, and carefully held it with both hands and handed it to Xiang Youbao's hand.

Nodding his head and thanking Xie Menshen, Xiang Youbao drank the half bowl of gaiwan tea in one go, and then raised his eyes to look at the gangster standing opposite him, and put his hands on his chest in a starting gesture of holding Yuan Shouyi, and stood calmly under his feet.

In the silence, it was just a cup of tea, and the pot gangster who had swallowed a whole bottle of snow and artemisia suddenly changed his face, and his hands trembled uncontrollably on his heart, and the corners of his mouth began to foam at the slightest wisp. After a few more moments, the trembling legs of the gangster could no longer support his body, and he knelt on the ground with a pop!

As soon as he saw the appearance of the gangster, some of the onlookers were already shouting: "The drug has attacked."

"Look at the master at the main gate of the fire, what's wrong?"

"If you don't have diamonds, how dare you do porcelain work?! I have heard that the masters in the main gate of the fire have a secret recipe, and the dying things are sent to them, and a pill of panacea elixir can be saved! I'm just afraid that the master of Huo Zhengmen has eaten the panacea elixir, right? ”

In the noisy discussions, the pot gangster who ate an artemisia in the snow obviously couldn't bear the medicinal properties of the attack, and rolled around on the ground with his stomach in pain, but he always gritted his teeth and didn't make a sound!

Slowly exhaled, Xiang Youbao slowly put away the gong, pointed to the pot gangster who was rolling back and forth on the ground in pain, and glanced at Qiao and said, "Master Qiao, the victory and defeat have been divided, so you don't have to let your brother lose his life in vain, right?" Take it as soon as possible to go to Tongrentang to find a doctor, maybe you can still do it."

Half a cruel laugh, Qiao didn't look at the pot gangster who was rolling back and forth on the ground, and smiled coldly: "You don't have to bother!" The rules have already been set, just play one game at a time! In the big money guy, it doesn't matter if a few people die! ”

As soon as he raised his hand, another pot gangster who had drawn a dead lot moved to the table of the Eight Immortals with a leg that had been picked with a hamstring, and looked at Xiang Youbao with his elbow: "Or are you coming?" ”

From the open door of the main entrance of the fire, Hu Qianli's cold and abnormal voice suddenly came: "This scene, I'll play with you!" ”

Between the half-old robes flying, Hu Qianli, who opened his mouth, walked quickly to another table of eight immortals, and swallowed a whole bottle of mountain eggplant powder without hesitation, and then looked at the lame pot gangster with a cold face: "It's your turn!" ”

Raising his hand to wipe his nose, the lame gangster, who obviously had a big smoking addiction, reached out and grabbed another bottle of mountain eggplant powder, but he didn't rush to pour it into his mouth: "What's the hurry?" It's just looking for death, sooner or later, the king of Yama won't call the judge to urge him! ”

Looking coldly at the lame gangster's unhurried and unhurried manner, Hu Qianli suddenly snorted coldly: "Don't you want to take advantage of the time to take medicine?" That's up to you! ”

Raising his hand, She Youlu, who was already waiting behind the gate, brought a chair for himself, Hu Qianli lifted the hem of his long shirt and sat down on the chair steadily, but he lowered his head and shouted to the sleeves of his wide long shirt: "Go, bring me my book!" ”

Accompanied by Hu Qianli's shouting, a squeaky yellow bark suddenly came from the sleeves of the wide robe, as if he was responding to Hu Qianli's shouting. Without waiting for everyone present to understand, a yellow skin slightly longer than chopsticks suddenly sprang out from the sleeves of Hu Qianli's wide robe, and slipped into the entrance of the Xiangtumen from under the legs of the onlookers.

It's just a blink of an eye, and he still didn't wait for the crowd of onlookers to see clearly, the yellow skin who had just gotten into the entrance of the main gate of the fire had already rushed to Hu Qianli's side with a thread-bound book in his mouth, and the person stood up and sent the thread-bound book in his mouth to Hu Qianli's hand.

In the midst of the amazement, Hu Qianli seemed to have been accustomed to it, and gently whistled at the yellow skin standing on the person, and then shook his sleeve, letting the yellow skin burrow into his wide sleeve.

Slowly and methodically opened the thread-bound book that Huang Pizi had brought for himself, Hu Qianli didn't look at the lame bastard who was already dumbfounded, but like an old pedant, he shook his head and whispered to the book.

In the crowd of onlookers, some people suddenly shouted dissatisfiedly: "What is this for? Stinky isn't it? ”

"It's really shameless to take advantage of this in front of people!"

"I said all the lords of the town scene, how many of you did you open your mouth to speak? Just see that there are no rules on the scene? ”

In the midst of the chaotic shouting, Sai Qinqiong, who had already been unable to hold back the trouble, suddenly jumped out. Pinched his voice and glanced at Qiao and shouted: "Master Qiao, you are a big money guy, you really let you train a particular person!" If this brother of yours waits for ten days and a half to eat this stuff again, will we, the men on the pole, still have to accompany you to build a house on the street and find a bed? ”

Putting on a look of being too lazy to take care of Sai Qin Qiong, Qiao just looked up and down at the time when he had just finished eating a whole bottle of mountain eggplant, but it was Hu Qianli who looked like he had nothing to do, with one one-eyed bone spinning around, and he didn't know what ideas he was thinking?

Hearing the loud and loud shouting and scolding in the crowd of onlookers, Hu Qianli sighed softly, raised his hand and threw the thread-bound book on the table of the Eight Immortals beside him, and shouted coldly at the lame gangster: "What's the matter? If you are cowardly, speak, don't drag on so undeadly! ”

Shaking the lame leg that was picked with a hamstring, the pot guy who had been playing with the medicine bottle laughed, and raised his hand to pour the mountain eggplant powder in the medicine bottle into his mouth: "Are you really afraid of you?" ”

As soon as the medicine was ingested, the lame bastard felt the unbearable burning sensation coming from his throat. His eyes were round, and the lame thug who originally wanted to take advantage of the pill to make two cruel words couldn't make a sound anymore, and his elbows, which were barely supported on the table of the Eight Immortals, trembled like a swing. But with the help of the tea, the lame bastard fell to the ground with a bang, and opened his mouth wide in a desperate way, but he didn't make a sound!

There is no need to wait for the greeting, the two brothers She Youlu and She Youdao have already walked quickly to the table of the Eight Immortals, and each reached out and pulled out two ground snakes from their sleeves!

Pinching the seven inches of the ground skin snake, She Youlu glanced at Qiao who showed surprise and grinned and said: "Say a word to Qiao Ye, this ordinary ground snake bites people, and it can kill people in almost an hour!" But these ground snakes are all served by our brothers with the method in the main gate of the fire, as long as the snake venom squeezed out of the fangs of this ground skin snake, a cup of tea will see life and death! ”

With an empty tea bowl handed over by Xie Menshen, the She brothers pressed the fangs of the earth snake against the edge of the tea bowl. In just a few moments, a lot of dark yellow snake venom was squeezed out of the fangs of the four earthskin snakes.

After holding the tea bowl filled with snake venom, the She family brothers drank a small sip of snake venom squeezed out in front of everyone, and handed the remaining snake venom to Qiao Yiyan: "Master Qiao, please?!" ”

raised his hand and beckoned the two gangsters who won the lottery, Qiao didn't answer at all, took the snake venom handed by the She family brother with a gloomy face, and handed the tea bowl with snake venom to a pot gangster!

With a mouthful of rotten teeth, the gangster who took the snake venom took a sip of the little snake venom left, and then handed the tea bowl to another companion whose mouth was full of fire sores, and then provocatively raised his chin towards the She family brother: "Playing with a few long worms just want to scare the master?" When the master is young, he is born to raise and swallow the five poisons raw, and he can practice without poison when he wears open crotch pants! ”

drank all the remaining snake venom in one gulp, and the pot gangster with fire sores at the corner of his mouth raised his hand and smashed the tea bowl, and he also smiled arrogantly and opened his mouth to scream, but because he had already cut off his tongue, he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Ignoring the provocation of the two gangsters, the She brothers raised their hands and wrapped four venom-squeezed snakes around their necks, as if they were conjuring, and caught more than a dozen poisonous snakes spitting letters from their clothes that did not show anything unusual at all.

In the whispers of surprise from everyone, the She brothers muttered in their mouths, stretched out their hands and drew a circle on the ground. And the poisonous snakes that had just been caught from them crawled into the circle that had just been drawn end to end, like a group of obedient children, and entangled to form a colorful futon.

In front of everyone's eyes, the She brothers sat cross-legged on two live futons composed of poisonous snakes, and then shook out more than a dozen small snakes of different colors from their sleeves.

Stretched out his hand on the ground and drew a pair of chessboards horizontally and vertically, and the She brothers whistled lightly, and the dozen or so little snakes suddenly climbed to the chessboard that had just been drawn with the whistle, and each of them formed a round small snake formation.

Throwing his hand towards the crowd of onlookers, She Youlu shouted: "It's not fun to wait, let's take a big deal, let's kill a game first, forgive me!" ”

Seeing those colorful little snakes obediently coiled into a snake array, some people in the crowd of onlookers began to applaud, and then heard She Youlu and She Youdao want to drive these little snakes that have formed a snake formation to play chess, and the cheers of the surrounding onlookers almost shook a street: "Ho! It's an eye-opener! What an eye-opener today! Everyone in this fire gate really has a unique job! ”

"Isn't that what?! People say that blood-cold things are not easy to train, but look at the craftsmanship of other people, I'm afraid it's the only one! ”

"It's too late to say that! The main gate of the fire poked the flag on the street of Zhushikou to open the hall, which was a thing that existed during the Manchu Qing Dynasty. Although the people in the main gate of the fire haven't shown their faces in Sijiu City over the years, they can't stand it and just retreat and practice! ”

"This trip is not in vain! It's not in vain! ”

Duan Ye, who was squinting his eyes and sitting on the Taishi chair, looked at the scene of the She family brothers playing chess with snakes, and his drooping eyelids jumped suddenly: "There are really capable people in the main gate of the fire, and the scene is ruthless and peaceful, and the main gate of the fire should be prosperous!" ”