Chapter 37 Three laughs
[37] Three laughs
Just as this innocent and lovely girl with a goddess fan was gradually transforming into a dark empress, a voice interrupted her tenfold experience upgrade process -- Xiao Qiang's mouth let out a satisfied cooing sound at this time, and if comrades with breeding experience were present, it could be found that this sounded like the sound of a pig eating food.
It is said that Xiaoqiang seemed to hear someone shouting his name in his dream, so he responded one by one, the voice drifted farther and farther, he was a little anxious, and replied louder and louder, and finally the voice came to him, the person was Yu Feng, she walked straight over, threw herself into Xiaoqiang's arms, hugged him and kissed him......
The beautiful and angry girl heard this strange cooing sound in her ears getting louder and louder! Well, before being discovered by others, in order to maintain the peace of the earth, in order to prevent Shijie from being destroyed, to insist on love and true sin, the most attractive woman, the goddess who crosses the galaxy, the white future is waiting by a bright tomorrow...... (I don't know what I'm talking about) In order not to look foreign, this young and beautiful girl is out today!
With a disgusted expression on her face, she stretched out her right hand to cover Xiao Qiang's mouth, and slowly tried to move Xiao Qiang's head away from her shoulder, not too big or too fast, otherwise it would alarm the surrounding audience. Xiao Qiang, who was covering his mouth, really stopped making that strange cooing sound. The beautiful girl said in her heart: "If it weren't for the fact that there were too many witnesses present today, this girl would have to cut you off, and she was thinking fiercely, when suddenly, her palms were hot...... This beast actually licked the palm of this girl's hand!!
In an instant, the saliva accumulated in Xiao Qiangchun's dream was already flowing all over her hands, and the girl's three views collapsed instantly. She grinned but couldn't cry, and her instinct for survival supported her and pushed Xiaoqiang's head against the back of his own chair. Then full of hatred, he wiped his saliva on the dark silver-gray silk woolen coat of Xiaoqiang BOSS.
Xiaoqiang vaguely felt that someone was pushing him at this time, and woke up suddenly, and found that it was this kind girl again, and his heart suddenly felt warm. Buddha Yun was born from the heart, this girl is so pure and kind, she can't complain that God gives him such a beauty. You see that she is like a cloud, her eyebrows are slightly frowned, her cheeks are shy, and she looks like a fairy in the world.
Xiao Qiang looked at the girl's wide eyes, nodded vigorously, and smiled more kindly in return.
I saw that the corners of the fairy's mouth were slightly upturned, and she smiled vaguely, and Xiaoqiang's heart instantly bloomed with ten thousand spring flowers, don't say it, this 899, the value of flowers! Xiaoqiang hurriedly returned with a brighter smile again.
It is said that the fairy saw this shameless prodigal disciple open her eyes and laughed at herself is a silent wave, and suddenly her heart was bitter and her throat was sweet, she pursed her mouth tightly, not letting herself cry out, she sipped so tightly, the corners of her mouth were pulled up by angry muscles, saying that it was too late and that was fast, this grandson smiled at her even more!
Ooh! The girl's heart was trampled by the galloping 100,000 grass and mud horses in an instant, and a voice shouted, "As the saying goes, people are good at being bullied and horses are good at being ridden, twenty years in Hedong and twenty years in Hexi, talking at noon, no one has a home, the old lady is fighting with you!" The girl immediately fluttered and became angry from her heart, and she was born to the side of her guts, and she wanted the king to cover the tiger and go to the river demon in the pagoda town.
At this time, the song ended, and the audience applauded. The musicians stood up and saluted. The beautiful girl did not lose her dignity and endured the 3 G overload that her body and mind were bearing at the same time, and she turned her head and applauded.
After the applause passed, the musicians sat down again, and the melodious music descended again on the golden temple, which was Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture......
The overture is soothing and smooth, like a spring breeze...... The beautiful girl suddenly had an ominous premonition in her heart, and a dark cloud as thick as lead shrouded her heart, as if the survivors of the end of the world heard the footsteps of the zombies behind her, and she slowly turned her head in horror to look at the strange thing around her......
Sure enough!
Ya fell asleep again!
Right, right, right, can you be a little more right?
…… The dog's head lived up to expectations and slowly landed on the beautiful girl's fragrant shoulder again......
1812 Overture...... You know......
To commemorate the victory of the Russo-French War in 1812 when Kutuzov led the Russian people to repel the invasion of Napoleon's army, Tchaikovsky created this work, which is famous for the sound of cannon fire in the song...... You read that right, it's the sound of cannons. In some performances, especially outdoor performances, real cannons have been used.
General Political Symphony Orchestra...... You know...... Special sound-like cannon...... Yes......
The repertoire begins with a deep and melodious theme that represents the vast territory and infinite beauty of Russia. Later the piece enters the Ministry of Development, and an aggressive theme represents the invasion of the French army. Again to a march that expresses the Russians armed to the front, ready to resist the aggressor. Later fierce Juche Conflict depicts a brutal war. The distorted Marseillaise inside represents the French army. Later, the Russians won the war, and the Russian national anthem brought the music to a climax with the sound of cannon bells.
Xiaoqiang's head is getting heavier and heavier on the shoulders of the beautiful girl, the beautiful girl can feel that the demon's body is hardening, the muscles are tensing, she is getting more and more scared...... When the beautiful girl thought of this, she immediately panicked. Although there are many spectators here, it is rumored that the mentally ill people have the style of the Wei and Jin dynasties, and they are not afraid of the eyes of everyone and ignore the constraints of etiquette and law. I sat closest to him, in case ......
The girl was thinking wildly, and suddenly, Xiaoqiang launched! At this moment, he was not fighting alone, but he suddenly stiffened his body like a convulsion, and spit out a sentence from his mouth vaguely: "For New China!" Advance! Although the sound was not loud, the great sound gathering function designed by the Beidu Concert Hall played a positive role, and the audience in the nearby rows all looked over.
The conductor's ears are the most energetic, he heard the strange cooing behind him before, and now he heard it even more vividly, at that time his back was trembling, and he said that the quality of the domestic audience...... Alas, it's all 2010, and it's the same as ten years ago...... The more and more crazy dancing baton, for a time the music was loud, only to hear the drum like an elephant's foot, like a thunder god hammer, the bow like a silver snake string flying......
The beautiful girl was shocked by Xiaoqiang, and her heart was dead, and suddenly tears fell from her big watery eyes, and she said bitterly, "The old lady's discipline in this life has been ruined by the hands of the girl." ”
At that moment, Xiaoqiang dreamed that he was a brave PLA soldier, intoxicated in the sea of flowers of the people, and suddenly! When the enemy came, he stepped forward and rushed to the front line with his comrades, and the soldiers poured out of the trenches like a tidal wave, rushing to the distant skyline, and under the blood-red sun, the cannon roared! The end of the invaders is coming! The great war of liberation is about to achieve a glorious final victory! There was a howling sound in the sky, it was the enemy's dying shelling. With a loud bang, a cannonball exploded under Xiao Qiang's feet, Xiao Qiang's tense body used up a trace of strength, and shouted before he fell unconscious: "For New China!" Advance! ”…………
After that he woke up.
The passionate and generous music in the ears swirled at the climax, the girl in front of him looked at him with tears in her eyes, the appeal of art is so amazing, Xiaoqiang was ashamed of his third dozing at the same time, and at the same time for the girl's tears, hating the frightening artistic acceptance of the bird, as a layman, he was completely moved by the scene of pear blossoms with rain, and the deer in his heart smiled heavily at the girl.
At the end of the song, the theater burst into applause, the audience gave a standing ovation, and the musicians took a break to the stage to perform the second half of the performance, and the audience could go to the bathroom or go to the outer hall to breathe.
The girl held back her tears, glared at Xiaoqiang viciously, lowered her head and rushed out of the hall.
Xiaoqiang glanced at himself before seeing the girl leave, and the charm of that glance ...... Not explained. In short, it is lined with jade and delicate faces, like flowers. Could this be the legendary flattering autumn wave?
"Shouldn't I go with me?" Considering that he was wearing shoes on his feet, Xiao Qiang crossed his fingers and pondered for a while.
"Well, let's go!" ……