"Village chief, you're back, what are you going to do in the county of the Great New Year." "Well, I'm back, he's milk, and he's not a Han anniversary, this is really Liu He's kid right, the devil has occupied this neighborhood, our Han Annihilation, it's not appropriate, it's okay, fortunately, I'm still the village head, then Liu Xiucai will be miserable, he has become the maintenance president of this area."

It turned out that the village chief was called by the county on the third day of the Lunar New Year, and Liu He said at that time that this is for them to be Han Jian, which is nothing, as long as it is white-skinned and red-hearted, besides, this arm can't twist the thigh, right, fighting devils is about art, and it's nothing for you to flatter them on the surface, as long as you don't really do things for devils.

This meeting, it will be more than ten days at a time, no. When the village chief and Liu Xiucai came back together, it was already past the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, as long as the second day of February has not passed in the countryside, the year has not passed, and this year can still be lively for a while, especially in this Li Village, there is nothing to do, so naturally the New Year will be long.

Really speaking, this Li Village can be much more deserted, there is no chicken crow, there is no pig, but every household has a dog, Liu He said, raise pigs, raise chickens, if you can't kill it, it is said that the devil is coming, they will be robbed, and the surrounding villages have chickens and pigs or something, all of them, if you want to eat, you can buy it, so you can also increase some income for the neighboring villages, and you can also help them deal with some chickens, ducks and eggs or something, and when the devil comes, their losses are less, the villagers think, It's also the case, besides, in the past few years, the villagers have made a lot of money by weaving with Liu He, and it is enough to buy some eggs or something to eat.

You say eat meat, that is, Liu He, a loser, will buy meat to eat a few times a month, and even buy some meat every month to share with the villagers, although everyone scolds him for being a loser, but this meat is bought, can't be thrown away, then everyone will help him eat it, especially a few years ago, the big guys have followed him to take a lot of light, and the canned food of the seized little devil has eaten a few of them in each family, don't you say, the little devil can't be a man, but this can is a good thing, and there is sweetness in it, This is just the time to save money for the children to buy candy for the Chinese New Year.

"Grandpa the village chief, you're back." Liu He heard that the village chief was back, so he immediately ran over, "Well, you kid will have to compensate me well in the future, this time I will be disgusted to death, but fortunately, I am disgusted with my uncle, but where did you come up with those ideas, although they are disgusting, but they are too good, and we have also saved a few village chiefs." ”

When the village chief and Liu Xiucai arrived in the county together, they found that not all the village chiefs went, and more than half of the hard-boiled village chiefs did not go.

"Oh, Village Chief Liu, you're here too, and Uncle You're here too." Several familiar village chiefs greeted each other, but they were uneasy in their hearts, what were they called for, did they want to ask for guilt, but I heard that last year the devils were killed by a team from nowhere, and it is said that even a captain was killed, this captain is amazing, it is said that he has the same position as the county magistrate.

As a result, it was the new captain of Xiaoquan who came to receive them, so naturally he didn't get out of the way that Liu He guessed, and he was courted and intimidated, but there were really hard bones in the village chief.

"Yours, dead dead, guards, pull him out for me and kill him." Naturally, this was also expected by Liu He, "Taijun, Taijun, you are angry, angry, this old Li is such a bad temper, wait for me to persuade him, if he doesn't listen to you, it's not too late to kill him." ”

"Okay, you can persuade him, according to your Chinese people, it's not good to see blood during the New Year, but if he really doesn't listen to persuasion, then I don't care if I don't see blood during the New Year."

"Lao Liu, don't persuade me, I didn't expect you to be a soft bone, this was said to be a Han annihilation by the devil in a few words, I'm sorry." "Smack." Village Chief Liu slapped Village Chief Li in the face, "You pig, Taijun treats you so well, what else do you want." ”

Captain Koizumi looked at it with great interest on the side, this Chinese really has soft bones, to be honest, in Koizumi's heart, he still hates these soft bones, but if they want to occupy China, they still need these soft bones to help them.

"White skin and red heart." Village Chief Liu said in a low voice, "Slap," another slap in the face, "What's the good of you dying like this, it's better to keep this stinky skin and fight with the little devil." Then he said loudly, "Look at me, how good I am, just to be a Shunmin, Taijun has given me so many rewards." ”

Village Chief Liu took out a large handful of military tickets from his pocket, but he didn't think so in his heart, Liu He said, this military ticket is useless at all, but Liu He also said that this military ticket can be taken back, he will replace the silver dollar, he wants to keep these military tickets, and when the little devil is defeated, what emperor will go to them to let him cash these military tickets, I don't know where Liu He's kid got such a big confidence, this little devil can really be defeated, but he and others were helped by Liu He on the thief ship, He has never killed little devils, but his son has killed a few little devils.

In short, there are dozens of village chiefs who are hard bones and have been persuaded by Village Chief Liu, so that the little devil's plan to kill chickens and monkeys has not worked, and they have all passed; A safe Chinese New Year.

"Village Chief Liu, we have listened to you, we will all go back to Yang Fengyin and disobey, if there is any misunderstanding in the future, you have to explain it to us." "Explain, explain what, didn't see what I said, how disgusting is it, my father and my mother don't enjoy this treatment, it's not for you vitality hats, you say, why don't you use your brains, what's the benefit to you when you die, this little devil will always have to find an agent for them, do you want your village to be like Majia Village."

This is what these village chiefs said when they went home, leaving the little devils, Village Chief Liu was finally able to let go and teach them, this is really refreshing, when will the village chief of such a small village be able to teach them the village chief of these big villages.

"Also, you go back and bring a message to the village chief who didn't come, as long as you live is the best choice, in order to best protect your own villagers, I tell you, this is also an art to deal with little devils."

The village chief naturally gave these village chiefs what he didn't understand from Liu He, which made him seem to be very cultured, didn't he.

"By the way, Liu He boy, the devils will come down soon, it is said that they are going to come down to check and inquire where the team came from to destroy their people, you have to be ready."

In fact, there is no need for the village chief to say, Ma Jian has already heard it from the telegram, they are asking the above for instructions, after the New Year, they will conduct a big inventory of the whole county, this time Liu He They need to hide, but they still want to bite them.