"Huh?"

Liu Chen's words really shocked them for a while, because they had heard about how Liu Chen turned things around in Hanzhong, and they must have come up with a perfect plan, but now Liu Chen's answer disappointed them. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Ahem!"

Seeing the gaffe of his subordinates, although Zhang Yi was disappointed, he hurriedly woke up these people, lest he anger Liu Chen, and at the same time, he was also a little disappointed, and sneered:

"Your Majesty, it's not that we are unwilling to work hard, and we have used a lot of scolding and provoking things, but it is useless, you ......"

Although Zhang Yi didn't continue, everyone present understood that Liu Chen's method was useless.

Liu Chen also heard it, and seeing that everyone was paying attention to himself, he suddenly smiled and said confidently:

"It's not about the level of the calculation, but about the means of people, you and wait patiently, tomorrow you will see!"

Before he finished speaking, he yawned and ran around for days, Liu Chen felt physically and mentally exhausted, and he didn't want to be verbose anymore, so he waved his hand and said:

"You are working hard, rest early tonight, and see how Xiahou Huang comes out to die tomorrow, haha!"

Sending Liu Chen out, the generals all set their eyes on Zhang Yi, intending to let him make up his mind, Zhang Yi frowned, but he couldn't figure it out, so he had to say:

"Let's rest early, if so...... I can't say that I have to fight hard, hey! ”

After speaking, he waved his hand weakly, signaling everyone to stand down, and he dragged his tired body to the case, staring at the big picture of the sheepskin in a daze, for a long time, before he softly raised his hand and pressed his temple, and he was no better than if he fought for days.

Outside the window, the sunset is thick, the glow is brilliant, it is a good day for the autumn harvest season, but the simple and smiling peasants are replaced by the boundless and cold ironclad soldiers, and the gentle light is also diluted by the sharp sword of this spear, and there is a trace of blood-like coldness.

"Brother, brother......"

Just when Liu Chen was sleeping comfortably, a rough voice exploded in his ears, and a pair of thick hands kept pushing him.

Liu Chen was entangled (harmonious) with his girlfriend in his previous life in a dream, but the annoying noise like the alarm clock in the early morning made him very unhappy, and he didn't open his eyes, and scolded in a daze:

"What's the noise, do you still have to go to college early? Don't make any noise, I'll sleep with my mother-in-law again! ”

In Zhuge Jing's memory, Liu Chen has always been a gentle and elegant image, but at this time, Liu Chen's behavior scared him stupid, and he thought that Liu Chen was angry, so he stayed aside and didn't dare to speak again.

Liu Chen was still confused, but he gradually sobered up when he spoke, although he paused for a few breaths after speaking, Liu Chen, who always felt that something was wrong, gradually opened his eyes, only to find that there was a temporary military tent in front of him, and it was Zhuge Jing who called him standing on the side.

Liu Chen, who realized that he was wrong, hurriedly got up and said:

"Xingzong is here? I'm a little confused for my brother, don't take it to heart! ”

In fact, Zhuge Jing was confessed by Liu Chen last night, and he wanted him to come here early in the morning, so there was this embarrassing scene.

Fortunately, Zhuge Jing is such a rough person who does not hold grudges, and when he saw that Liu Chen sincerely apologized, he didn't care much about it, and told Liu Chen about the latter's previous words, which made Liu Chen embarrassed again.

After the guards brought water and Liu Chen washed up, he pulled Zhuge Jing to kneel on the simple bamboo couch, and then Liu Chen asked at first:

"Xingzong, can you scold people?"

"Huh?"

Liu Chen's words really made Zhuge Jing stunned, but when he saw that Liu Chen's expression was not like a joke, he said in a low voice:

"Brother, who wouldn't scold, Brother Xingyuan said, it's ugly for my brother to scold!"

Liu Chen suddenly became interested, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said:

"Really? Come on, try a few curses! ”

"Uh......"

Zhuge Jing was completely messy now, his eyes dodged, and he gritted his teeth for a long time and said:

"Brother, I know it's wrong to scold, since my brother speaks, then my brother promises not to scold people in the future!"

Looking at that expression, there were three points of regret and seven points of reluctance, as if scolding was the most important thing for him, Liu Chen laughed, shook his head and said:

"No, you have to scold, and this king wants you to scold that Xiahou out in order to seize the land of mediocrity!"

Hearing that it was not for him not to scold, but to give full play to his strengths, Zhuge Jing suddenly got up and said:

"Brother, little brother, go and scold that mother (harmony)!"

Looking at this younger brother whose neck was a little red because of excitement, Liu Chen smiled helplessly, and hurriedly held down Zhuge Jingdao:

"Don't be in a hurry, with your eloquence, I'm afraid you're going to return in vain, for my brother to teach you how to scold people without dirty words, and you can still kill people!"

"Really?"

Although Zhuge Jing is not resourceful, he also knows that Liu Chen has always been a humble gentleman who does not have a dirty mouth and does not speak with filth, so he is a little suspicious.

Half an hour later, Zhang Yi had already waited outside the big tent with the main generals, chatting with Wen Yang and the others without a word, but his eyes were wandering and he was distracted, indicating that Zhang Yi was also uneasy at this time.

"Brother, won't this be too damaging, I'm afraid that guy will have to come out and fight with Xingzong!"

Out of the tent, Zhuge Jing changed his previous suspicions, his face was embarrassed, and at the same time, his gaze at Liu Chen was also mixed with a little fear, he really couldn't imagine that Liu Chen was such a dignified man, scolding people with extremely vicious abilities, so that he was a little afraid to approach.

"Haha, what I want is for him to come out, I'm afraid he won't come out, don't you love to scold, if Xiahou Huang fights, how about this king's great achievements?"

Liu Chen saw Zhuge Jingjing's expression like this, and his heart became more and more confident.

"Your Majesty, the army has been gathered, just wait for the king's order, you can rush out and take Shangyong City in one go!"

It seems that Zhang Yi still doesn't believe Liu Chen, and has already gathered all the troops, but he plans to launch an all-out attack.

Liu Chen also knew his thoughts, and he didn't break it, and nodded:

"It's okay, Bo Gong led 2,000 troops to go with the king to scold the battle, just wait for Xiahou Huang to leave the city, and the whole army will press on it, wrap this guy with dumplings, and avenge the dead and wounded soldiers!"

Seeing that Liu Chen could not be persuaded and Wen Yang was also watching his nose and mouth on the side, Zhang Yi had no choice but to accompany Liu Chen first.

Two thousand soldiers scurried forward behind Liu Chen and the others, looking puzzled, obviously unaware of this sudden change.

The army stopped at a stone's throw outside the city, and they all looked ahead, all wondering how the famous King of Qi would conquer this ironclad city.

"Brother, this ...... Do you really want to scold? ”

Zhuge Jing was still a little hesitant, turned around and looked at Liu Chen with hope, how much he hoped, Liu Chen laughed, and then said that it was just a joke, and then waved his hand to attack the city.

But the fact is that Liu Chen tightened the reins of the horse impatiently, raised his foot and kicked Zhuge Jing's buttocks, and the horse stepped forward in pain.

"Hurry up, don't you want the soldiers to see the king's joke?"

Although he had already laughed in his heart, his face was cold, which scared Zhuge Jing.

But Zhuge Jing, who was shocked, finally mustered up the courage and opened his throat and shouted:

"Xiahou Huang, you were originally the son of Xiahou Chun, but it was actually born out of an affair between your mother and Xiahou Chun, but you recognize Xiahou Yuan as your father, how ridiculous, haha!"

"What?"

Wow!

Regardless of the people in the city and under the city, they all opened their mouths wide, and their chins seemed to fall to the ground.

It's really so exciting that everyone has a strange face, which seems to be asking how you know?

Seeing that the thunderous effect was really achieved, Zhuge Jing couldn't help but shrink his head, and looked back at Liu Chen for help, but Liu Chen gave the former an encouraging look, which made him feel a chill.

Helpless, Zhuge Jing had to cheer up and shouted again:

"Xiahou Huang, you are three years old and peeked at the widow next door taking a bath, don't think you don't know. You sneaked into a brothel at the age of four and peeked at geisha changing clothes......"

On this solemn and cold battlefield, under Liu Chen's deliberate arrangement, a rather strange scene is being staged.

The officers and men of the two armies all stared at the tall young man in the field with wide eyes, and the sword in his hand fell into distraction, and it was the first time they had heard that one person could tell the things of another person for almost half of his life, of course, the truth of these things needs to be verified.

"When you were seventeen years old, you sneaked into Lao Li's house next door and ...... to Ah Hua, who was in the age of flowers."

Jingling!

The sound of gold and iron on the ground woke up the lieutenant general in charge of guarding the city, and he glanced at the figure that was still not stopping, like a few treasures, and hurriedly turned around and ran towards the city.

"Report too guarded, the Han army is scolding outside the city!"

The deputy general was already sweating like rain at this time, but he was frightened, he had already expected that if Xiahou Huang heard about the content of the scolding array, he would definitely be so angry that he would kill someone, and it would be unwise to hit the muzzle of the gun himself, but he had no choice.

"Didn't General Ben say it, just scold the formation, and you can still scold the city wall, don't pay attention to it!"

"But ......"

The adjutant general still wanted to defend himself, but he was driven away by Xiahou Huang, who was obsessed with flowers, and a delicate woman seemed to be interested, so she suggested:

"General, the slave family wants to watch a play and see how Nashu will scold the formation, how about we go out and see?"

"Good! Haha, since the beauty is so interested, General Ben is naturally happy to accompany him! ”

Sure enough, as soon as the delicate woman spoke, Xiahou Huang immediately changed her face, picked up her delicate body, and did not forget to take the opportunity to scratch and rub it, and there was another burst of coquettish laughter.

It was easy to pack up, Xia Hou shook it out and gave the deputy general a cold face, and then smiled and led a few beauties away in a spacious and soft carriage.

When he went up to the city, he saw that all the soldiers were crowded on the city wall, and he couldn't stop whispering, so that Xiahou Huang didn't hear the words outside the city, and saw that his soldiers made a fool of themselves in front of the beauty, so he was immediately furious and shouted:

"Abandon the army in battle, leave the post without permission, after this battle, one person will play ten boards, see if you dare to be lazy, get out of the way!"

Hearing that it was Xiahou Huang's voice, and when he turned around and saw Xiahou Huang, all the soldiers hurriedly scattered and fled like mice seeing cats, and even the soldiers guarding the surrounding towns retreated far away, lest they be burned.

Seeing that he was quite authoritative in the eyes of the soldiers, Xiahou Huang raised his head with satisfaction, and then stepped forward with his two delicate bodies around his left and right.

"Xiahou Huang, when you were forty-nine years old, you gathered people to visit official prostitutes, and you finished your work in a few breaths, and you were laughed at by your peers as short!"

"Short, fast?"

Xiahou Huang was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the eyes around him, and he was stunned on his waist and the two beauties, with a look of regret in his eyes, Xiahou Huang was not the ignorant boy, he immediately understood, he was furious, he stretched out his sword and slashed at the battlements, and a stone was cut off flatly.

"That kid, if you don't kill you today, this general won't be surnamed Xiahou!"

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It's late again, Chiba apologizes, and everyone must understand, I'm a university science and engineering man who will have classes full tomorrow!