Chapter 84: 10 Golden Flowers
Dong Xiaoshi said: "Then it is needless to say, first, we must be filial, and treat our parents and elders the same as my parents and elders, regardless of thickness and thickness; The second is to be kind, treat the people and things around you kindly, not hysterical, not exhaustive, do not dig into the roots, and do not cry and hang; Don't say things that hurt others, and don't deliberately show off and compare with others, leaving room for others at any time; The third is to be clean, a woman's cleanliness can definitely add color to an ordinary appearance, bright eyes and clean fingers, neat hair and decent clothing can make people pleasing to the eye and bright; Fourth, we should study, no matter what the original cultural process, we must study appropriately, we should constantly improve our cultural level, read books, listen to music, etc., and do not let ourselves become antiques or outdated clothes; Fifth, to be independent, at least have the ability to live independently. When problems occur, you can share hardships and hardships with your lover, be a virtuous wife and a career assistant. Sixth, be smart, a smart woman does not ask about a man's income and whereabouts, you can observe or wait, if he wants to lie, you can give him a chance to correct; Seventh, be simple; You don't need too many scheming and means, in fact, there is no trick to win. What man would want his wife to be a woman who knows more about scheming than she does? As long as he is serious and sincere, he will be able to feel it for the sake of the family and the sake of the other party. The eighth is to restrain oneself, restrain one's irritability and feelings, restrain the reflection of gossip, and do it quietly in private, without shouting for the sky and grabbing the ground with great fanfare, even if something out of control happens, you must be calm and calm, you can cry, but you can't bump your head unkempt. The ninth is to have craftsmanship, and women must have a few good dishes and soups, which are good for themselves, their families, and their elders. Ten is to have self-confidence, women from 20 to 40 years old are the same, the level of culture is the same, you can't be presumptuous, believe that you are beautiful and graceful, neatly dressed and generous. ”
Dong Xiaoshi can quite speak, and put forward 10 requirements for Zhang Daqian in one breath.
And Zhang Daqian smiled faintly and said: "You can say these 10 points, I can't do any of them, I'm just a woman who is good at practicing martial arts." Practicing martial arts is my life, for these 10 articles, I have lost the time to practice martial arts, my hobbies are gone, and my life's pursuit is gone, can I talk about anything else? So I had to go to the North Pole to apply. ”
Dong Xiaoshi shook his head vigorously and said, "You can't go, if you go, what should I do?" ”
Zhang Daqian said to him: "You said these 10 points are very good, you can do it yourself, and you don't need me." I have my own business, and it's not that I don't come back, I come back once a week. ”
Dong Xiaoshi was still resolutely opposed, so he locked Zhang Daqian in the house. With those huts in the countryside, it is still a little difficult to lock Zhang Daqian. At night, Zhang Daqian pried open the door, escaped, and came to the competition venue of the North Pole. Among the thousands of women who applied for the job, they actually won the first place, and they all called Jin Yi for the sake of convenience.
Han Xing, Sun Sanmin's people came to subdue the North Pole, and happened to rush to the competition promotion conference, not only Han Xing felt strange, Sun Sanmin's people also felt strange, this woman was promoted in martial arts, what kind of play was the competition, and finally caught up with this excitement, of course, you have to take a look. At this time, Sun Erniang hired Han Xing, Sun Sanmin, and Zhao Farong as the referees for the promotion of the game, and now they are even more inseparable from this game.
In order to attract more female middle school talents to apply, Sun Erniang also set up a special project to rush the pass, that is, as long as outsiders defeat these 10 golden flowers, they can still be squeezed out and shortlisted.
This greatly increases the drama and suspense of the game.
As soon as the morning dawned, a big stage had already been set up outside the south gate of the north pole, and the gongs and drums began to beat. The villagers heard the sound of gongs and drums and rushed from all directions, some within ten or twenty miles, and some dozens of miles away. They all felt that this woman was promoted to the competition, which was more lively than the storyteller and singer, and of course there were many people who were willing to come to have fun and were not pure-hearted. Some people who do business also take the opportunity to join in the fun, there are all kinds of snacks, needles and threads, and it has become a big bazaar.
It wasn't until eight or nine o'clock that the game officially began, and the first row of the audience was full of referees, who also had several leaders of the North Pole, some hired people, and some experts in certain aspects. In the distance, there are some small bandits in the north pole, who should be said to be good men now, because they have been incorporated by Fan Zhuxian and are holding guns to maintain order. The audience was crowded with villagers watching the excitement, and there were already a lot of people, but there were still people coming from afar.
At this time, the hostess came up, she was dressed up with a bit of modern taste, dressed in a strong and gaudy dress, wearing a new and popular red cheongsam, just this cheongsam, it was fashionable enough, and the places on the woman's body that should be bulging were bulging out, especially the two white and tender thighs, which were exposed from under the cheongsam, until they were exposed to places that should not have been seen.
Some people have straight eyes and look where they shouldn't.
The people below exclaimed: "Isn't this woman undressed!" Someone next to him criticized him: "Why are you not wearing clothes, isn't this skirt clothes!" "You see, even the thighs are exposed, isn't that not wearing pants." "How do you just look there, can you just look at that place?" "You've actually seen it a long time ago, but you didn't say it, you see your eyes are green." "Who the hell is this host?" "Isn't she just a golden one?"
The host Zhang Daqian said a warm congratulatory speech for a while, and then said: "Start the first competition now, makeup, please score the judges!" ”
As soon as the gongs and drums struck, the actors began to appear, and the first one to come out was an old man, bent over his waist, holding a cane, and a card hanging on his body, the card said No. 10, she performed tremblingly while walking: "Old man, I am sixty-eight this year, and I walked to Beigang Gorge, and I want to ask me what I am doing today. Don't forget, my real name is Zhai Maizi, and I'm a bitter man. ”
Then a little girl came out on the opposite side, dressed as sixteen or seventeen years old, dressed plainly and cleanly, but her face was painted messily, and she looked like a clown. Her body card reads No. 8, and she also made a confession when she entered the venue: "My name is my sister, I am 16 years old this year, and when it comes to what I am doing today, it is because I am a child daughter-in-law, and I don't want to be beaten and angry at home, so I came here to find freedom." It would be nice to be a waiter and give a few silver dollars. Hee-hee-hee-hee......"
The younger sister recklessly just cared about breaking in, but she didn't expect to bump into Zhai Maizi, and almost knocked Zhai Maizi down, causing laughter from the audience. The younger sister hurriedly accompanied Zhai Maizi: "I'm sorry, old man, I was reckless, I am here to apologize to your old man." ”
Zhai Maizi seemed to be strong in martial arts, shook for a while, made a difficult move, and did not fall, he was not satisfied, and scolded in the old man's tone and said: "You little girl, really, you don't know gold and jade, and you can't even tell the difference between the male and the female." ”
The younger sister was dissatisfied, and muttered: "This old man, why don't I separate my father and mother, aren't you an old grandfather?" ”
Zhai Maizi snorted angrily and said, "You still say that I am an old grandfather, it must be that there is no distinction between male and female." ”
The younger sister said unconvinced: "I just said that you are an old grandfather, is it wrong?" ”
"Is it wrong, is it wrong, what if I were an old grandmother?"
"If you're a granny?" My sister pretended to be surprised and said, "If you are an old grandmother, I will ...... I...... I'll just turn into a lad and show you. ”
"That's what you said?"
"Of course I said that."
"Okay," Zhai Maizi said, turned around and took his sleeve and made a face, and when he turned around, he really became an old grandmother.
There was a round of applause from the audience, and some people cheered.
My sister's eyes widened in shock, and it took a long time to react, pretending to exaggerate and say: "It turns out that she is really an old grandmother, I am really dazzled!" ”
"You're wrong again," Zhai Maizi said in an old grandmother's tone, "I'm not an old grandmother, I'm a little daughter-in-law!" ”
The younger sister widened her eyes again and said to the audience: "I was dazzled just now, but now she is fooling me again, obviously she is an old grandmother, but she said that she is a little daughter-in-law, it seems that she is old and confused." The little daughter-in-law is true, it had to be forty years ago! ”
"If I'm a little daughter-in-law, how are you?" Zhai Maizi said.
"If you were a little daughter-in-law, I would become a young man, and then an old man."
"Really?" Zhai Maizi asked.
"Of course."
Zhai Maizi turned around, made a face with his sleeves, and when he turned around again, he really became a little daughter-in-law, and the tone of his speech also changed, and it was completely a young man's voice. "Look at me, is it a little daughter-in-law?"
There was a round of applause from the audience, and the referees couldn't help but applaud.
was so shocked that the younger sister was stunned again, exaggerated for a while, and then shook her head and pretended to be funny: "I haven't reached the time of dazzling eyes, why did I see the hell?" Isn't this just a little daughter-in-law! ”
Zhai Maizi grabbed Li at this time, grabbed her sister's neck and said, "What did you just say, have you forgotten?" ”
My sister was a little panicked, and hurriedly shook her hand and said, "I was just talking about playing, I don't have the ability to do it like you!" Change whatever you say. ”
Zhai Maizi said unforgivingly: "You have to change today, and you have to change if you don't change." ”
"If I don't change you...... You...... What's wrong with you? ”
"If you don't change, I'll ...... I'll prick you with a needle! Zhai Maizi said, took out a needle from his head, and gestured on his sister's body.
The younger sister was forced to turn around, and she also used her sleeves to slap her face, and when she turned around again, she really became a handsome young man. The younger sister said in a male voice: "You see if I am a young man." ”
The audience burst into warm applause and applause.
At this time, it was Zhai Maizi's turn to be surprised, his body was crooked, and he almost didn't faint.
The younger sister turned around again, and smacked her face with her sleeve, and when she turned around again, she had turned into an old grandfather, and said in an old voice, "You don't look like an old man." ”
Zhai Maizi tilted his body and "fainted".
The audience once again burst into warm applause, and even the referees applauded.
At the time of the division, Han Xing wrote on the form of No. 10 Zhai Maizi, "The makeup is very good, but the voice is slightly false, 9.5 points." On the form of the No. 8 sister, it was written, "The makeup is basically good, but the old man is a little fake, and the voice is not too real, 9.2 points." ”
The judges also carefully noted what they thought was a fair score.
Then, the rest of the contestants were either two gangs, and some were three in a group, performing their own masquerade performances, which really opened Han Xing's eyes. Han Xing thought to himself: "There is a war going on right now, and war requires all kinds of talents, if these disguise techniques are used in war, then I don't know what kind of effect it will have!" ”
The most distinctive thing is Jin Yidaqian's performance.