Chapter 156: The Spicy Female Soldiers
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"Kong Qing's words are serious, it is inevitable for young people to be arrogant and arrogant, it is the nature of women to be unforgiving, why does Kong Qing's husband worry about a female baby with her, I rely on you for a lot of things, and I have to mention the matter of resignation again, as long as I am still in the court, the position of the imperial historian belongs to you." Li Er persuaded him with good words.
With such a low-profile promise from Li Er, Kong Yingda is naturally not good at not reluctant, he is the spokesperson of the Shandong Shi clan in the court, and there are many officials above the court, Wei Zheng, who is the right servant of Shangshu, also claims to be a subordinate in front of him, and above the entire court, the officials who are related to the seven sects and five surnames and the Shandong Shi clan account for at least seventy percent, so his position is as stable as a mountain.
Kong Men is less than the officials of the seven sects and five surnames faction to compete for profits, so he is the helmsman of the imperial history official, and it is usually Kong Yingda who maintains the balanced relationship between the seven sects and the five surnames above the court, Li Er has rewarded so many titles since he ascended the throne, including Kong Yingda for the operation of the seven sects and five surnames, and later Li Er had to seal some upstarts from the poor family to fight against these gate lords, which led to the founding duke of the Tang Dynasty, and the scene of a particularly large number of marquis.
Li Er and Kong Yingda had a conversation, but they missed the most wonderful nine phoenix flower-wearing movements of the Flying Dance, in the civil and military officials' repeated applause, the nine big kites slowly descended from the sky, they had to circle around to reduce the height, adjust to a height that could withstand the gravity of their body jumps before daring to loosen the seat belt on their waists and jump down. So landing is far less chic than taking off.
Nine heroic female soldiers landed on the deck of the art troupe one by one, and under the gaze of a civil and military minister on the Emperor, they boarded the Emperor under the leadership of White Rose with their not yet full chests.
"Come on, each person will be rewarded with one hundred taels of gold, ten packs of rock sugar, and ten packs of jerky."
When the White Rose and the ministers returned to Li Er's throne, Li Eryi waved his hand. The old eunuch Ma Yongquan brought out the trays one by one with a few chamberlains, obviously, after Li Tai's unified explanation, Li Er had already decided that the flight of the women's flying team would not go wrong, and instructed Ma Yongquan to prepare reward items.
White Rose and the others thanked them all. got up and was about to look for Kong Yingda to show off his might, but was pulled to the side by Xi Liang.
"If you don't die, you won't die, you really think that these bosses in the court can't kill you, this is the king's front, you can't help it, your words and deeds can represent the attitude of the art troupe, and making enemies everywhere will only bring countless troubles to the head of the troupe."
Xiliang doesn't move his mouth when he speaks, this is a door skill, and he pronounces it completely with strength. White Rose often gets along with her, naturally she listens to her sincerely, although she is still unconvinced, but she doesn't dare to be presumptuous. Today's matter here will definitely be passed on to the head of Yanglin, and if Yanglin gets tired of himself at that time, those good songs and dances will fall into the hands of others, I don't know when. She has begun to unconsciously like Yang Lin, for fear of giving him a feeling of disgust for herself, for the sake of Yang Lin's face. She could only endure it.
"There are really no wonders in the world, my Tang Dynasty people can dance in the sky one day, it's really unparalleled! The second son of the old minister is fourteen years old, and he has not yet married a wife, and the old minister is willing to use the military exploits of half his life to ask His Majesty to give one of the nine daughters to the dog as his wife, and look at His Majesty xià"
"Your second son hasn't married yet, and my son Baolin hasn't married yet! If you want to give it, give it to my house first."
"Ahem, this king's eldest son, Huairen, is also fifteen, and he is in the army"
"Okay, okay, it's not that I'm widowed, but the women of the art troupe are soldiers, I promised God that this army is absolutely under his control, and I will never interfere, so my marriage matters, I don't count, didn't I see that my precious son Qingque is also infatuated with one of them and can't get it! You guys! It's better to die of this heart! Li Er smiled and dissuaded.
What kind of international jokes, how can flying skills be spread at will, once everyone can fly into the sky, then the emperor can't absolutely control people's life and death, the whole world is not the king's land, but when it comes to heaven, the Son of Heaven can't control you, Cheng Yanjin and other ministers with crisis thinking want to use their son's wife to hold a person who has mastered flying skills, although the conditions are very favorable, but even if there is no restriction on Yanglin, Li Er will definitely not agree.
The women really couldn't imagine that the topic would suddenly change to their personal problems, so above the court, opportunities and risks are changing rapidly, and there is no comparable city government that can't get along, and Xiliang, who has been in the palace for the longest time, sees this the most, she just wants to leave early, away from this strange circle that costs people's lives at every turn.
"Father, when the sons and sons came, the weather on the southern coast is hotter than the inland, and it is easy to have epidemics, and it is even more likely to be infected by groups when sailing, so he proposed that the soldiers of the art troupe who have been trained in epidemic prevention will be sent to each ship to supervise internal affairs and do disease prevention and epidemic prevention work, and at the same time, it can also bring some relaxing entertainment activities to the sergeants, which greatly reduces the situation of the sergeants being infected." Li Tai took advantage of the time to mention to Li Er.
"Well, God has thought it through, my southern expeditionary army has only been reduced by nearly thirty percent of its troops on the water for more than a month, and I think the situation on this sea will be more severe than on the river, and the preparations for disease prevention and epidemic prevention must be more strict, but there are only those female soldiers." Li Er nodded yes, when it comes to sailing and fighting, it is really a good man who can withstand the bumps no matter how strong he is, and when he arrives on the boat, he is dizzy and vomiting, including Li Er himself, he also had such a reaction at first, but his boat is large, his vision is broad, and he will adapt to it after a few days, but when he is allowed to go ashore for repairs in Suzhou, a group of soldiers who fell on the shore make him palpitate, it turns out that the sergeant who has been sitting on the boat for a long time has just arrived on the shore, and he can't walk steadily. It is no wonder that in history, the northern soldiers have never won the southern soldiers in water battles.
"In this way, the minister will take people down to distribute, and then return to the big ship to tell his father about the elements of this sea march, at this point, my officers and generals still have a lot to learn!" Li Tai was going to leave, anyway, he still had more than half a month to be alone with Li Er all the way to Lingnan, and he had more time to show off the new skills he learned from Yanglin in front of him, but he completed the task assigned by Yanglin early.
"By the way, the Emperor will be handed over to the Xiliang battalion commander to be responsible!" When Li Tai turned around, Li Er suddenly said.
Li Tai muttered in his heart, when did his father have any intersection with Xiliang? Looks like they don't even have a chance to speak! Li Tai said yes while retreating from the boat, the moment Xi Liang turned to leave, Li Er's intoxicated eyes were seen by Li Tai, Li Tai, who was used to seeing those fans who were fascinated by Xi Liang under the stage, felt that Li Er's expression at this time was comparable to many Xi Liang's crazy fans, this is a very dangerous signal, Li Er seems to have never expressed a special desire for that woman in addition to his mother Empress Changsun in his life, can Xi Liang threaten the status of his mother Empress Changsun? Li Tai's heart immediately gathered a cloud that could not be dispersed.
All the male and female soldiers on the deck of the art troupe began to assemble, and after learning that two members of the art troupe were going to be sent to each ship to supervise internal affairs and preside over disease prevention and epidemic prevention, the happiest were the sergeants, and the sergeants who had been surprised by the flying dance for a long time broke out into a burst of warm applause and screams when the female soldiers of the art troupe boarded the ship, of course, there were also boos when the male soldiers boarded the ship, as everyone knows, the nightmare of the soldiers who had female soldiers on board the ship had just begun, in the art troupe, The number of female soldiers accounting for more than eighty percent is much more spicy than that of male soldiers, many of them are still Qing officials born in Qinglou, and they have seen the scene of killing men, and now their social status is high, and even the sons of the grandfather's family have begun to beg their sisters to be the ladies of the main room, which can make them raise their eyebrows and breathe a sigh.
"Oh yes, one by one, they smell bad, how many days have I not taken a bath, stay away from us, take a bath at least twice a day in the morning and evening, and wash it immediately after sweating, this is the south, the body is not kept clean and fresh, it is easy to get sick, you, and you, look at your clothes are covered with a layer of oil shell, blind in a new military uniform, quickly take off and wash it, if not, this girl will throw you in the sea and make a hammer"
The Southern Expedition army began to become in full swing after a group of women from the art troupe boarded the ship, as Yang Lin said, no matter how their own Shangguan ordered, these stinky men did not have the habit of bathing and washing clothes, but by the girl's family, they immediately blushed, eager to jump into the sea immediately to wash clean, just one day, the cleanliness of the entire fleet increased more than three times, taking advantage of the sun, each warship was sunburned with soap-scented sheets, Originally, I thought that the army prepared so many soap and toiletries to give them benefits in disguise, and this thing was popular in the Chang'an market, but I didn't expect that this was for their daily use.
"Only when you clean up can you enjoy the benefits brought to you by the art troupe, who still has the smell of sweat on their bodies, and their clothes and sheets are not cleaned, not only can they not enjoy the benefits, but they will also be punished, do you know what is the most valuable thing on this sea? Green vegetable leaves, people who don't clean up, absolutely no green vegetable leaves to eat. ”
The generals of the battalions, including the boys of the grandfather's family, no longer have the intention of marrying them after seeing the ruthlessness of the female soldiers of the art troupe, and they have watched the female soldiers bring a big change to their military camp in one day, including themselves, they also have to obediently wash clothes, wash sheets, and take a bath, otherwise they will be thrown into the sea if they are thrown into the sea, which can be approved by His Majesty's holy decree, who dares not to obey. (To be continued......)