Chapter 296: Knowledge Makes a Fool
Looking at the innocent and romantic Cheng Biting Jin, Qian Huan was a little messy, with eyes in front and ears behind, Lei's Qian Huan was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, but it was not wrong, the eyes were indeed a little in front of the ears. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In fact, Cheng Biting Jin is not stupid at all, he said it completely on purpose, looking down on military generals towards the Chinese officials, in their eyes the military generals are people who only have strength and no brains, and if he brings out the eyes in front and the ears in the back, he also blocks the mouths of the hundred officials, even if they die, they will not stand on the same line as Cheng Bingjin.
Qian Huan smiled at Cheng Yanjin, laughing from the bottom of his heart. Cheng Yanjin also laughed. Chu Suiliang frowned slightly, and the hundred officials were inadvertently brought into his rhythm by Qian Huan, which was absolutely unacceptable, standing up and staring at Qian Huan.
If you want to talk about the matter of eyes and ears, please ask Qian Hou to go home and discuss it with Lu Guogong in detail. Today is to discuss the matter after the abolition, and please wait for money not to disturb the court. ’
'Chu Suiliang, don't point to Sang scolding Huai's scolding of the old man, if you are not convinced, let's go out and compare. ’
Cheng Yanjin rubbed his hands and looked at Chu Suiliang with great interest. Li Er frowned.
'Know. ’
Cheng Biting Jin pursed his lips and didn't speak. But Qian Huan stood up and looked at Chu Suiliang's face carefully, with a joking expression and a grin.
'Chu Suiliang, doesn't your face hurt? A group of illiterate, I am the Marquis of Huiwu, and I am the title of the Tang Dynasty, am I not qualified to talk about this abolished matter? If you want to abolish the queen, and I don't agree, I'm disrupted? Where did you get this rule? ’
Then ask Qian Hou to say why he disagrees, but there is a reason? ’
Yes, please tell us why you are convinced. ’
Baiguan, you asked Qian Huan to say why he didn't agree to abolish the queen, Qian Huan didn't hide his secrets, turned around, and showed a smile to Yuan Hong, when he saw Li Er, Qian Huan instantly turned his head, Li Erqi's teeth itched, if it weren't for Qian Huan's seeming ability to solve this matter, Li Er would have already stepped off the dragon chair to beat Qian Huan.
Since you want to know why, I will tell you today, but if you don't understand, then I am not to blame. ’
When the words fell, there was a cold snort in Da'an Palace, the more this is the case, the happier Qian Huan is, and he likes to bully you illiterate people who have no knowledge, because of a sense of accomplishment, he cleared his throat, and Qian Huan spoke.
I'm afraid that you won't understand, and that I'm fooling you, so I'll tell you in detail. The reason why lightning is seen first and thunder is heard later is because light travels faster than sound. Do you understand this? You should all have been to the battlefield, did the enemy's war drums come from you, and not ring in your ears for a moment? ’
Cheng Yanjin and eldest grandson Wuji nodded in agreement, and Li Er thought about it carefully. There are even many people among the hundred officials, and they found that it was really as Qian Huan said, and Li Ershen Qian Huan scolded him behind him.
'Hurry up, don't buy it.' ’
If it were normal times, Qian Huan would have replied to Li Er, it was Your Majesty. But now Qian Huan continued to pout behind Li Er's back.
'Today, I will popularize the knowledge of the land to you, so as not to spread the news that all my Tang officials are illiterate. ’
The officials were angry, but Qian Huan ignored them and continued.
'The light travels as fast as it takes, but faster than the sound, and you will find out when you light a candle in the darkness, and I will not hide it for you today, wasting your time. I'm telling you that there is no Erlang God and Jade Emperor Chang'e in this sky, and those are all myths.
Li Chengqian asked Li Ke beside him in a low voice.
'Is there really no Chang'e?' ’
'Foolishness. ’
Li Chengqian's teeth itched, and Qian Huan also heard Li Chengqian's words, but ignored them and continued.
Beyond the sky is the dark universe, and the so-called Tianfu Star, Ziwei Star is in this universe, how far away Tianfu Star is from Datang, do you know? My teacher once calculated that one light-year is equal to eighteen trillion miles, and Tianfu Star is 20,000 light-years away from our Datang, so you can calculate the specific number of miles, that is, we now see the light emitted by Tianfu Star. ’
Qian Huan suddenly paused and looked at the officials playfully.
'You are foolish to judge what you are doing today by what happened hundreds or even thousands of years ago. If you don't believe me, you can use ice cubes to grind them into a bumpy shape, make a telescope, and look at the moon, where there is no Chang'e, no rabbits, just a ball full of deep pits. There are so many things in this world that you don't understand, and no one blames you for your ignorance, but you show that it's your fault. ’
Qian Huan returned to the chair and looked at the frowning and contemplative officials, Qian Huan said again.
If you don't believe me, go back and experiment with the speed of light, calculate how far this Tianfu Star is from Datang, and then think about how stupid you are. There are so many things you don't know in the world, why there are springs, summers, autumns and winters, why there is a line between the sea and the sky, why there are days and nights, why there are tengu eating the moon, it's not that the roaring dogs eat, it's that your brains are not enough. If you want to know, I can explain it to you. ’
The people of Qin Tianjian were already stunned, the eldest grandson Shunde, the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Chengqian and Li Er were all stunned. The amount of information brought by Qian Huan's words was too large, and as Qian Huan said, they had no way to explain why there was spring, summer, autumn and winter, why there was day and night, and why there was a tengu eating the moon.
Pei Ju couldn't help it at first, jumping to his feet and shouting.
'Nonsense, nonsense. Lie and talk nonsense. ’
Looking at this irritated old man, Qian Huan didn't bother with him, but changed the topic.
Do you know why birds can fly, and people can fly with their wings? ’
Pei Ju was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head. Qian Huan chuckled.
Because the bones of a bird are hollow and lack weight, the same is true of the glider, and the iron pipes used on the glider are hollow, so they can glide, you know? I'm too lazy to tell you, and you're stupid, I don't know and don't study, but here I use feudal superstition to confuse the world, even with people like you, Datang will stagnate. ’
Pei Ju became lonely and dragged his tired body out of Da'an Palace, but Li Er did not stop him. The people of Qin Tianjian also retired to study whether what Qian Huan said was hundreds of years ago.
The eldest grandson Shunde, Li Su and others were unwilling, but Qian Huan said the truth, but they were speechless. Li Er took a deep breath.
'Retreat from the dynasty, prince, Marquis Huiwu will follow me to Taiji Palace. ’
Baiguan retreated, Li Tai left, went back to Huizhuang Wangfu, Li Ke took Li Su away, and Li You went to the construction site. In an instant, there were only five people left in the entire Da'an Palace, Qian Huan, Li Chengqian, Li Er, Yuan Hong, and the eldest grandson behind the screen.
The person left, the eldest grandson came out, touched the corner of Li Chengqian's mouth, Li Chengqian smiled painfully, and touched Qian Huan's head again, Qian Huan smirked, the persecution and arrogance of the hundred officials just now disappeared.
With you, this palace is content in this life. ’
Qian Huan looked at the eldest grandson with a smile.
'Niangniang, I have a child, a daughter, when Changle is well, I will come to Chang'an to worship you. ’
The eldest grandson wiped his tears and couldn't help but chuckle. Li Er looked at the eldest grandson, tender as water. The matter after the abolition has finally come to an end. Later, looking at Qian Huan and Li Chengqian, Li Er was furious.
The crown prince fought with the king of Wei in the court, and the Marquis of Huiwu did not say a word to me from beginning to end.
'Queen, I will send you back to the palace, and you two will go to the Taiji Palace. ’
The eldest grandson was sent away, she was so tired that she didn't have a good rest these days. As for Qian Huan, he didn't want to go to Taiji Palace at all, he knew that Li Er was going to lose his temper, and after glancing at Yuan Hong and the guards in the palace, Qian Huan could only go to Taiji Palace to wait for Li Er.
There are very few people in Taiji Palace, only Yuanhong, Qian Huan, and Li Chengqian, looking at this place where they have been separated for three years, Qian Huan doesn't miss it at all, except for being beaten here.
After a long time, Li Er came back, not to be the dragon chair, but to stand in front of Qian Huan.
'Are you weird? ’
'Yes. You failed to protect the Queen. ’
Qian Huan didn't think about it, and spoke directly. This frightened Li Chengqian and Yuan Hong, and Li Chengqian hurriedly explained.
'Father, Qian Huan him. ’
'Shut up, 500 push-ups, or 100 punishments, the choice is yours. ’
Li Chengqian obediently went to the door to do push-ups. Li Er stared at Qian Huan with interest.
'You are the first person who dares to blame me, although you are right, but you did not say a word to me in the early morning today, and you still looked at me in a flash, are you so dissatisfied with me? If today's accident is not the queen, but me, you will not return to Chang'an. ’
After listening to Li Er's words, Qian Huan thought about it carefully. Then said.
'I will come back, but for the sake of Cheng Qian and Niangniang's face, Your Majesty, you used to be invincible in my heart, but now you have let Niangniang suffer such a grievance, I am a little disappointed in you. When Niangniang's affairs subside, I will resign from the title of Marquis of Huiwu and return to Yuezhou to farm. ’
Li Er clapped his hands, and immediately a guard sent in two sets of armor, and Li Er grabbed one and threw it to Qian Huan.
'Put it on, I can do it if I want, and if I don't want to do it, I won't do it, when this is your home?' Put on. Aren't you dissatisfied with me? Let's try to compete. ’
Qian Huan did not refuse, and wore armor clumsily. I wear it while I say it.
'This is really my home, Cheng Qian, Xiao Ke, Qingque is my brother, the queen mother, Concubine Yang is my elder, you also say that I am your half son, this is not home, you will start lightly, even after a day, I haven't slept for two days. ’
'Well, I don't need weapons. If you dare to be a pirate, you are half of my son, and I will use family law to deal with you. ’
Qian Huan turned around and ran, and Li Er waved his hand to grab it. Li Chengqian is no longer doing push-ups, and it feels good to watch his father beat Qian Huan violently.
He dared to be a pirate, and robbed the ships of the envoys who came to deliver tribute. ’
'Wronged, Liu Ren is willing to do it, it hurts, it hurts. ’
'Don't give me glass, don't give me cement. Extremely daring. ’
'It hurts, whew. ’