Chapter 1: Return to the Tang Dynasty (Revised)
Surrounded by mountains and lush greenery!
The smoke curls from the cooking, the rows of thatched huts emit a burst of aroma, it is lunch time, and there are busy figures in the fields...
"Oh no! Something is wrong..."
A child about 10 years old panted and shouted at the busy figure in the field, and people hurried around. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
A swarthy man spoke:
"What's up! Da Zhuang, there are officers and soldiers from here? ”
"It's not. No.. Be.. Be... LI Che.. Li Che..."
"What's wrong with my son? Could it be that he..."This is also a swarthy man, who doesn't look strong, but his eyes are shining! But at the moment, he was a little embarrassed, and he held back the second half of the sentence, with an angry look on his face!
"It's not... It's not..."
"It's not like anything! Speak! "The big guys are obviously in a hurry.
"Li Che... Li Che... He... He..."Da Zhuang was also anxious, and shouted loudly: "Li Che fell into the dung pit at the head of the village and drowned..."
After shouting, he cried loudly.
Everyone was stunned, and then they listened: "I'm Di'er!" ”
The big man stooped his feet, shouted and ran to the head of the village! Da Zhuang also ran along, but was pulled by a person behind him
"What the hell is going on? Great"
Da Zhuang was pulled along, and said, "Li Che, the two of us went to peek at the head of the village, Widow Zhang... Hush... By... By... Found it! Then he run, and he fell into the dung pit as he ran! Whining... Woo..."
Everyone was stunned!
"Let's go and have a look, don't ask the east and the west!"
When everyone heard this, they ran to the village!
"Little rabbit cub, see me go home and clean you up, tell you to follow Li Che and follow me!"
"Daddy" replied weakly.
"Why is it so noisy! It's still so stinky, could it be that I drank too much and slept in the toilet! Li Maocai opened his eyes in a daze, "Huh! That's not right! Why did a group of people surround me and dress so strangely, and one of them hugged me and cried like a dead son. This was the first time Li Maocai saw it, and he heard a person shouting: "Look, look, Li Che is awake... Wake up. The crying man was pleasantly surprised: "Son! Are you okay? "Li Maocai, the whole Sparta! Then I fainted with happiness...
Li Maocai woke up again 3 days later, he fused the memory of the unlucky ghost Li Che, and he had to admit a fact, he had crossed over. Traveled to a village called Yang's nest (fictional) and became a 10-year-old kid himself. Think of yourself as a 21st century young man with no house or car or deposit, age 28, height 176 (this one is very confident), handsome (let me vomit for three minutes first). After working for five years, the job has changed one after another, and it will always be fired! Just because I was fired for the 21st time, I drank some wine and crossed. "My computer, my 300G resources (found a dick)! Well, wear it, my gold, my silver, my delicacies of the mountains and seas, woo!
Well, if you come, you will be safe, I am Li Che! He thought about it a lot, thinking of the beautiful woman next door, and I don't know if he will knock on the wall at night. I thought of my parents, big brother, to take care of my parents......
"Now there is a news broadcast that a male corpse was found in a rental house in a city, and the strange thing is that the man drowned in the toilet, and the case is still under further investigation. Take a look at the next story: an agricultural ..........
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At this time, I saw the door open, and a dark-skinned man walked in with a bowl, and a little girl in the back probed her brain, with a bun on her head. Li Che knew that this was his father Li Qi and sister Li Ying, and he bared his teeth at the little girl in the back. The little girl stuck out her tongue at him and laughed!
"Che'er, how's it going? Still dizzy? ”
"Daddy." Since I have come to this world, I will continue to increase my life "I'm okay to pull, you see!" With that, he jumped out of bed and jumped twice.
"Well, let's eat the rice in the bowl!"
"Okay, Dad."
Li Qi showed a surprised expression: This kid feels weird, it's different! In the past, there were people who were weak in energy, but today they have changed sex. While thinking about it, she walked out, and her sister Li Ying walked over with her little hands behind her back to look around Li Che, and then showed a thoughtful expression,
"I said, sister, what kind of expression do you have?"
"Strange, weird."
"What's wrong?" "Daddy didn't beat you, I remember that you were always beaten before..."
"That, sister, you're really my own sister."" Oh, yes! "Then can you hope for me?" Li Ying laughed, walked over and brought the rice on the table to Li Che. Li Che is so beautiful in his heart. "Sister, what time is it?" "The sun will go down in a little while!" "I mean, it's now. . . Be... How many years? Li Che tried to understand the way. Oh! Hmm..."Li Ying tilted his head and thought for a moment, "Listen to Daddy, they say... It seems to be called Wude Nine Years..."
"Nine years of martial arts... Nine years of martial arts..."Li Che racked his brains and thought, so familiar.
"What's the emperor's name now?"
Li Ying thought for a moment, "It seems to be called... What's called Lee... What the? ”
"Li Yuan." Li Che finally remembered, isn't this Li Shimin's father, Li Jiancheng, Li Yuanji, Li Xiuning, oh MYGOD is excited! Anyone who came to the Tang Dynasty, or the Tang Dynasty's prosperous period, had to scream.
Hahaha! Li Ying looked at her brother dancing with his hands, his smile turned white, and tears rolled in his eyes, "NND Li Che is not as good as his sister, he doesn't know anything." Muttered quietly, turned his head to see Li Ying was about to cry, and knew that he was a little too much! coughed: "Sister, that... That one... What, I'm just... This is remorse, I hate myself for not being angry, I will be a good person in the future and strive for leniency," although Li Ying didn't know what leniency was, she knew that her brother might mean to reform herself, but she was still half-convinced, my brother is like this every time, but it seems that this time is different!
Li Che was furious by his sister, "Please supervise the people, I must be down-to-earth and give full play to my light and heat ......" Li Che made a profound review, Li Ying was said to have a dizzy head, a little face pale, two words "shameless" appeared in the little head, and the little foot Yapta Puta ran out of the house.
Li Che watched his sister run out, and didn't ask where this is, it's not far from Chang'an, and it's a loss if you don't go to Chang'an! I thought that I came to Datang, it was an opportunity given by God, I want to have a house, a car and a deposit, so I have to save the money myself, Datang has no bank. The more I thought about it, the more beautiful it became, "I smiled proudly, I smiled proudly..."
After eating, walking out of the hut, breathing in the pollution-free air, cool! Blue sky, cloudless. The modern sky is nothing like this, foggy all day long. In this case, crossing is not a bad thing, and I feel much more comfortable when I think about it! Walking forward with a figure-of-eight step. Look at what's pleasing to the eye, oops, isn't that Old Man Yang his daughter, whistle! Ha ha!
Yo, isn't this the rhubarb of the second tiger at the head of the village, whistle.
"it, go home quickly, Li Che is here!" Li Che saw Wang Erhu shouting at his fat wife, Wang Zhoushi lifted his skirt and strung back to the house, which speed, Li Che had a good time, tsk!
"Wait, no, why did you call my name," Li Che was dumbfounded. turned around and looked, what was the situation, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law who were still there just now were gone.
"Is my Li Che's name so bullish? Wait, go ahead! "He thought of the scene he had just crossed over, and...
After a long time, a terrible cry "My brother X's reputation!" "How many big girls and little daughters-in-law have been frightened. I thought in my heart: I should stay away from Li Che in the future, so that the child is optimistic, don't be bad with Xue.
Li Che ran away, not eighty miles, but thirty. Rush home, close the door, and sit on the bed to remain a contemplative person. Li Ying pushed open the door and walked in, "Brother, brother, Daddy was arrested by the government, woo!" Li Che hurriedly walked out, asking as he went, "What's the matter?" "I don't know? Now Daddy is at the government's office! ”
When I arrived at the official mansion, there were already three floors outside, and there were many people surrounded by the outer three floors, but Li Ke was nowhere to be seen. Presumably inside, Li Che took Li Ying to squeeze in, and finally saw Li Ke in the lobby talking to an official in a green official uniform!
The person wearing the green official uniform should be the county magistrate, the county magistrate's surname is Zheng, it is said that after the famous family, he is a great official in the eyes of these little people. At this moment, Li Laohan couldn't see his appearance. I used to see the prefectural order on TV, but today I see it alive. Looking at Li Laohan's anxious explanation, Li Che's mind was hot and he shouted: "Bah! Stop! ”