Chapter 130: Dilemma Reasoning
The stone flakes were drawn from the flea's hand, pulling a perfect line in the air, and making a dozen splashes against the water skin. The grass was about to slap the slap to pieces, and Hum also stared at the flea with two iconic dark circles, seemingly unconvinced, and also wanted to take a stone chip to play, but unfortunately its bear paw was too thick, the fingers were too short, and it was unsuccessful to catch it several times, so she had to look at the little master helplessly, as if hoping that she could pull back a game.
Cao'er then hit three stone chips, the best result was seven splashes, lost, pitifully took out his own perfume and handed it to the flea, the small mouth pouted high, the flea really took it, and hid it in the sleeve very quickly, Cao'er's eyes suddenly turned red, and wanted to cry.
Bitter Wine also looked at the fleas and grass playing by the lake, and smiled unconsciously. This girl called Flea is actually not bad, it is as simple as a blank piece of paper; Brother Dong said that this kind of perfume can't be used more, so everyone is quantitative, so she tried to coax the children to bet, just in the past two days, more than a dozen little girls in Baijiazhuang lost to her, and now her room is not to mention mosquitoes, people can't stand it when they go in, it's too fragrant.
Bai Dong once analyzed fleas, and felt that this was a typical split personality, and if you want to blame it, you have to blame the current Mo family giant, I don't understand why he let the fleas wear men's clothes for a long time, and as a result, the fleas in men's clothes are like an old fritter, and the fleas in women's clothes are like a silly little girl, always extremely obsessed with their peerless appearance, and often babble about how he protected himself in secret, and how he had no conscience
Well, after listening to her story, Bai Dong was really moved. I hope that life in Baijiazhuang can make her gradually normal. It can be regarded as a reward for the life-saving benefactor.
The bitter wine also went over a few times. The result was the same loss, but she didn't care, and smiled and gave her perfume to the flea. The women of the Bai family have perfume every month, but she and Bai Yue's are not restricted, Fan Qiang has already brought a letter from Mrs. Guo, and the Bai family has also received a copy, and even the dowry has been sent to her home. She is called bitter wine, and she has a surname when she marries into the Bai family, white bitter wine? This name is not good, Brother Dong said it, and he will call her bitter wine in the future, because he will spend his whole life turning her cup of bitter wine into sweet wine. Now that she is waiting for the eight characters to be married, Mrs. Guo does not have to worry about the monk who brought the eight characters, what worries her is that Brother Dong has not yet reached the age of crowning, and the crown on his head is actually added by himself, which is inconsistent with etiquette, and I don't know how to solve it.
In the eyes of the Bai family. Bitter wine is now Ping'anlang's wife, what kind of wife and concubine. No one would mention such a boring thing, didn't you see that Mrs. Guo came to be a big matchmaker? With the support of such a matchmaker, even if Heian Lang marries a princess of a certain country in the future, he may not be able to suppress the bitter wine girl. What a good person the bitter wine girl is, Wenhua Supermarket is properly run by her, she doesn't laugh or talk when she sees people, which of the old people and children in the clan doesn't like to eat the tofu brain she makes? What kind of character does this have to match, at first glance, she is a good woman of the Wangfuxing clan, if her family dares to say that she will not marry, the Bai family can immediately go out to rob it!
Therefore, the bitter wine is very generous, even if she meets a flea girl with a peerless face, she still maintains the demeanor of a 'big woman'; Bai Dong also speaks, since that day, he began to make up for the fleas with his own hands, which is a little bit of compensation, this girl is very pitiful, for herself can't go back to Shouyang Mountain, and there are no relatives, give her some warmth, and the world will be full of sunshine.
The fish soup in the small iron pot is already boiling. The fish was just caught, the grass couldn't bear it, and finally let Lao Baichi get some 'fish fry' from the outside, and the 'fish fry' she wanted was very special, and there was no less than half a catty, so there was a harvest soon. It's just that the soup is not full, Bai Dong also ingeniously made a thin slate, washed it clean, and put a lit pine charcoal underneath, and there are carp cut into two pieces on the slate, fresh tofu slices, wild deer legs that are waxed by the tribesmen during the winter, and a fresh thing called 'sausage', which is made of the freshest pork with the freshest pork from the pig intestines scraped off the fat.
Bai Longye once put forward an opinion on the sausage, thinking that it was too wasteful, it was a little pork that had just been born for more than ten days. Bai Dong explained with a smile, the meat of the big pig is too bad, and the little pig raised at home will have to remove the roots of the descendants in ten days after landing, not only will it grow fast in the future, but it will not taste yet, and the meat will be tender and delicious, Bai Longye was still a little suspicious at first, but after eating a sausage, he didn't say anything, and blessed the ancestors and ancestors, this is the most delicious pork he has ever eaten.
It's a pity that there are no chili peppers these days, and the sausages are filled with salt and vegetarian soy sauce, otherwise the taste will be even better. Since the advent of vegetable oil, the Bai family has begun to brew vegetarian soy sauce, and the kind of meat will eat the dead! Now vegetable oil and vegetarian soy sauce are popular in Lao Qin, and some smart merchants will send people to squat in front of Baijiazhuang for a long time, and if they find something good in the Bai family, they will immediately imitate it; The brushes sold in Wenhua Supermarket have now appeared in imitations, and Li Jiang has jumped for this, and the supermarket has her 20% profit!
Unconsciously, Baijiazhuang has begun to lead the trend of Lao Qin, and the way of change is very strange, it is from top to bottom, first the nobles and doctors, and then the head of Li Minqian; The aroma of soybean oil wafts from the black and white oak city, the scholars and doctors sit on the white high tables and chairs to watch the sunrise, and the pigs at home are howling
Slate barbecue is a rare thing in later generations, and it is even fresher in this era, the flea is excited like a real flea, if it is not for the bitter wine to dissuade with a smile, the precious fine salt of Qi will be squandered by her; The young officer of the son also temporarily gave up the pursuit of hum, grabbed the crushed Qin pepper and sprinkled it on the barbecue, he had already made up his mind, tomorrow he would go to the eldest brother to ask a few veterans with rich hunting experience to go into the mountains to catch bears and blind people, it must be a little female bear, Hum will like it!
Qin pepper is not the namesake of later generations, the color is a little yellowish, slightly similar to the taste of curry, this is a kind of wild pepper that grows in the depths of the Qinling Mountains, it was originally used to crush the sprinkled in front of the house and behind the house to remove moisture and mosquitoes, few people eat it, but it was found by Bai Dong as a material. There is no chili cumin of later generations. The right to replace it with it.
The spicy barbecue can instantly shorten the distance. Now bitter wine and fleas are no longer peacock-like confrontations, they are as good as a pair of close friends who have known each other for many years. Flea is very happy, she only has senior brothers and younger brothers on Shouyang Mountain, but she has met a lot of friends of the opposite sex in Baijiazhuang, such as bitter wine and grass, as well as women in the clan, the old lady also praised her peerless appearance, saying that she and bitter wine are the same beauties as Xi Shi; The bitter wine is also very happy. Flea is a simple, rough and grinning girl, such a person is the easiest to be friends with, and she is very enthusiastic, after feeling her kindness, she said that she would teach herself the kung fu of defending herself against the enemy, and the kind of longitudinal technique that can make people run faster Even Bai Dong didn't expect that Kujiu was really interested in these, although she was a student who couldn't be worse.
The only one who kept enough distance from the fleas was Nie Zhu, not for the lost arm, in his opinion. It is extremely unsafe for any master to approach Bai Dong, including even Li Di and Fan Qiang. Bai Dong persuaded him several times. But he still went his own way; This is a crazy serious guy, a natural assassin and a good security guard.
Eating slate barbecue, drinking low-key Lao Qin wine, Cao'er They ate happily, the three girls had already laughed and laughed together, fleas liked to dance, and danced with the "Book of Songs" sung by Cao'er, but the strength of the buttocks twisted was greater, which made people worry that her slender waist would be twisted, and that posture was very similar to Bai Dong's invention of 'health boxing', which was learned from Cao'er and them, in fact, it was the broadcast gymnastics of later generations.
Bai Dong didn't have much appetite, so he smiled and applauded a few times before walking to the lake and sitting down, thinking about Lao Ganlong's words in his heart.
Yang Zhu is too individual, it is said that he traveled around the world, and he argued wherever he went, but he couldn't stay in his hometown of Wei, so he was ready to come to Lao Qin. Lao Qin is a bitter cold land, a scholar and a cautious person, and he wants to spread his advanced ideas as a good medicine for salvation in this barren land of learning.
Maybe he was scolded a lot, and the famous Yang Zi also learned to keep a low profile, ready to learn the way of the little devil into the village, but unfortunately he rode a horse, Lao Qin has been poor and crazy recently, but anyone who rides a horse to pass the customs, unless it is a native of the country, a scholar, or has been doing business in Lao Qin for many years and has established shops in various counties of Qin State, and there is a city official to issue a 'book of travel', they have to pay a certain fee.
What kind of mean person is Yang Zhu? Immediately, he started a debate with the guards, saying that your Qin State has to pay the 'horse riding tax', and I am not riding a horse, but a white horse! The guards were stupid on the spot, could it be that a white horse is not a horse? Yang Zhu Zhenzhen has a word, there are yellow horses and black horses in the horse, if someone buys a horse, the seller directly gives the white horse, can the buyer accept? The guard could only shake his head, it was really hard to say. Yang Zhu said! It can be seen that the white horse is not a horse, and I, the horseback riding tax, should not be paid, and after speaking, I walked away, leaving behind a place of smoke and dust and a stammering guard.
Bai Dong laughed after listening to this story, Yang Zhu is too bad, this is actually a logical problem of extension and true inclusion, so Yang Zhu can successfully change the concept and save a tax fee, but he is so mean and can argue, although the money is saved, it exposes the hidden line. When the guard on duty happened to be Gongsun Jia's clansmen, he had protected Gongsun Jia and went to Jixia School Palace, and had seen all the sons of the world, including this Mr. Yang Zhu.
There is no one who does not like to argue in this era, Gongsun Jia sneered when he saw Yang Zhu, and opened his mouth to attack his arguments, but after a few words, he was asked by Yang Zhu speechless, and the news spread, and the tongue debaters led by Gan Long came on the field one after another, and as a result, Yang Zhu came to a tongue battle group and took the upper hand. The civil and military forces of the Qin State Manchu Dynasty couldn't swallow this breath, and reported to Lao Yinglian, the old monarch was estimated to be confused again, and even invited Yang Zhu into the post house, and at the same time issued a Zhaowen order, saying that Yang Zhu was in Qin, and all Lao Qin's scholars and scholars could argue with it, but whoever could win Yang Zhu would be awarded the third-class knight and a reward of 100 gold!
Bai Dong can actually understand Ying Lian very well, the old man should have guessed that he didn't have many days left, and when he was leaving, he wanted to use the name of Yang Zhu to attract the attention of the world's scholars, so as to lay a good foundation for his son who would ascend the throne in the future. It's a pity that Yang Zhu is too underestimated, in the past few days, Old Qin's bachelors have been defeated one after another, and some foreign scholars have also lost face, and they are naturally very angry with Yang Zhu, and by the way, they also hate Lao Qin; There are not many scholars in the world who are willing to enter Qin. Recently, Bai Dong invented the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. It attracted some curious scholars. As a result, he was slapped in the face by Yang Zhu in Lao Qin, which made Qin Guo Manchu embarrassed?
'Capturing Pang Juan in front of the horse and swallowing Yang Zhu in the mouth' is now the greatest wish of the civil and military forces of the old Qin and Manchu Dynasty.
Lao Ganlong's road to prestige for Bai Dong is Yang Zhu, but this Mr. Yang has been very arrogant recently, and after defeating dozens of opponents in a row, his eyes have grown to his eyebrows. The opponent does not argue without standing up, does not argue without a great name in the world, and does not argue without moving him, the three reach one, which can be argued!
Is this exactly the posture of the defending champion? Bai Dong, the challenger, must also wait for others to agree to debate. However, Bai Dong felt more interesting, and the famous post had already asked Lao Ganlong to help hand it over, and now he is just waiting for a reply.
But what is there to debate? He agrees with some of Yang Zhu's ideas, and it is not easy to find out the differences and convince the other party; Some modern ideological arguments cannot be used lightly, otherwise if one is not careful, there will be a second Yang Zhu in the world. Bai Dong didn't want to have someone pestering him to debate everywhere he went, it would be annoying.
"You don't eat. frowned and said nothing, is there something on your mind? Could it be that someone is trying to assassinate you again? Rest assured, you'll be safe with me. ”
Nie Zhu dutifully walked over to Bai Dong and sat down, eating a slice of grilled fish. He eats fish more than a woman, tearing off the fish one by one, putting it in his mouth and chewing it slowly, his mouth moving non-stop.
"Who but a madman like you would come and kill me without anything? Don't think about it, I'm waiting for a message, to meet someone, have you always eaten like this? It's slower than women and children to eat, and it makes people anxious to watch. ”
"I chased and killed a nobleman in Yandi Black Mountain, and I relied on half a bread to satisfy my hunger for three days and three nights, and if I didn't eat carefully, I couldn't support it." Nie Zhu turned his head to look at Bai Dong: "You are the strangest nobleman I have ever seen, it seems that you will be very happy every day, and so will your family and clansmen; Someone like you would actually be in a daze for a person? I want to meet him. ”
"You'd better not go to see him, he's very good at scolding, and scolding people can make you can't talk back, you're going crazy." Bai Dong smiled: "But one thing you are not wrong, I am also a weirdo, I really want to invite this weirdo to be Mr. Wen, don't you say it's interesting?" ”
"I don't know, it's better to be Mr. Wu anyway. I was about to tell you about this, Li Enemy's kung fu is first-class, and a genius like Sang Wazi will become the best swordsman under him; But he won't teach ordinary people, if he continues to teach, your clansmen will be wasted, let him rest, I'll come. ”
"You've been saying this to me for a long time, right? Don't worry, I will tell Brother Li, he will be very happy. ”
"Li Di may be very happy, but you will definitely not be happy, Yang Zhu replied"
The incense breeze moved slightly, and Jing Jian suddenly appeared in front of him, full of the smell of the Bai family's perfume. As early as when he was ten meters close to Bai Dong, Nie Zhu found out, but he didn't stop it because he knew his relationship with Bai Dong, but his hand still pressed the hilt of the sword, for him, anyone who approached Bai Dong was dangerous, the old lady Cao'er and the bitter wine girl were exceptions.
Jing Jian glanced at Nie Zhu, nodded with a smile, and said hello: "Ping An Lang, Yang Zhu is too rude, he accepted your name sticker, but he only said 'The vertical son is not talented, not my opponent'." Doctor Shang was furious, Gan Sheng didn't dare to come to inform you, so he had to invite me to come. I don't think you need to pay attention to this kind of person, most of them are afraid of hearing your reputation for convincing Wei Ying. ”
"He won't be afraid, otherwise it wouldn't be Yang Zhu. He really looks down on me, thinking that I am just a tricky and ingenious person, as for the name of Qingxi's disciple, others may care, how can a madman like Yang Zhu put it in his eyes? ”
"You're not going to look for him, are you?"
"No, I will let him visit him in person, and whether I want to see him or not depends on my mood."
Bai Dong smiled slightly, took out a piece of silk paper from his arms and handed it to Jing Jian : "Trouble Brother Jing to go again, show him the topic on the paper, and tell him by the way, with his Yang Zhu talent, he can't break this question, if you want to know the answer, please come to Baijiazhuang." Well, it's a little far, and it takes half an hour to take the car. ”
Jing Jian was very curious, opened the silk paper and read it carefully, and unconsciously read out loud: "Overseas countries have debaters, often introduce civil disputes, among which there are strong people, named Shakespeare, there are Chang Sheng worship under the door, three years of learning art is completed, the day of leaving the contract to witness, pay half of the teacher's fee first, the rest to be paid after winning the initial lawsuit, if you lose, the half of the fee is not counted." After not wanting Chang Sheng to become a teacher, after many years of not taking on lawsuits, Shakespeare was anxious and sued the official, saying that if I won the lawsuit, I should be sentenced to pay the other half of the costs; If Changsheng wins the lawsuit, the other half of the costs should also be paid according to the agreement. Chang Sheng was quick to argue that if he had won the case, he should have lost the case against Shakespeare and would not have to pay half of the fee; If Shakespeare wins the case, he will not have to pay half of the contract himself. The official family was puzzled and had no way to solve it, and now he asked Mr. Yang Zhu, how should this case be decided? ”
Nie Zhu's head grew big when he heard this, and Jing Jian was silent for a long time after reading it, and only sighed after a while: "Ping An Lang, you are trying to drive Yang Zhu crazy."
"He won't, but he won't be able to solve the puzzle, so he'll be anxious to know the answer. Do you think I will see him or not? ”
Bai Dong smiled, if you are not a horse, you will be allowed to reason in a dilemma, this is not a bully, right?
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