Chapter 1 Cheng bites the gold to the door

ps:I didn't expect to establish a sub-volume first.,And then pass the chapter.,As a result, as soon as the first chapter is uploaded.,The third volume can't be established.,Then it's good to combine it with the second volume.,Everyone's forgiveness! Otaku worship!!

Li Kuan stood at the door of the 'pickle shop', he had been standing here for a while. Because he learned that Yu Zhang went out of the palace to Cheng Biting the Jin Mansion to block the door, he knew that something was wrong. But Cheng bites the hob meat, and there is no result in escaping, because he can come to the door one after another shamelessly, Li Kuan can't keep hiding! Besides, he can also learn about Li Kuan's whereabouts through his sons, and it may not be a good thing to be blocked by him at that time.

So Li Kuan stayed at his home turf, so that he was more sure to face the first hob meat of the Tang Dynasty.

Sure enough, just after midnight, I got the news that Yuzhang blocked the door, and before noon, Li Er came to Li Kuan with Cheng Yanjin. The place where Li Kuan lives is already within the inner courtyard of the palace, after all, this is what Li Er gave to Li Kuan's mother. Therefore, Cheng Yanjin himself can't come here, and he must get Li Er's permission and accompaniment before he can come along the way.

Before he got closer, Li Kuan listened to Cheng Yanjin's complaint: "Holy Lord, the old minister has suffered a big loss this time, His Royal Highness King Abe Chu is so miserable!" Princess Yuzhang said that she didn't believe anything, I really didn't know what "Tiangang Thirty-six Axes", what kind of head splitting, if Lao Cheng who plucked his ears knew, he would cut off this good head and give it to the princess as a beard! Cheng Yanjin's loud voice could be heard clearly from afar.

"Zhijie! I know that we haven't known each other for a day or two. Let's fight the world together, what tricks do you have that I don't know? Li Er comforted Cheng Biting Jin, if he went crazy. Li Er really can't do anything about him. This muddy thing is an expert in gags, and everything is unreasonable, not to mention that this time he was wronged, the door was blocked, and he couldn't get in or out, this is the first time. It's really hard for Li Er to be sandwiched in the middle, after all, Yu Zhang is only more than five years old. The little girl has always been Li Er's pistachio. The cause of the incident was just a story told by Li Kuan, but the protagonist of this story was Cheng Yanjin, so this farce was made.

"陛xià. Lao Cheng came this time to humbly ask for advice, hoping that His Royal Highness the King of Chu can teach his "Tiangang Thirty-six Axes" to Lao Cheng, so that Lao Cheng can give Princess Yuzhang an explanation! Cheng Yanjin really didn't want to give up, this was to embarrass Li Kuan.

Speaking of which. There has never been a lot of harmony between Cheng Yanjin and Li Kuan. The first time the two met, Cheng Biting Jin asked Li Kuan to compose a poem. At that time, this fool was aggressive, and he could even be said to be a scoundrel. If Li Kuan hadn't plagiarized, I'm afraid there would have been a big scandal at that time. So Li Kuan, this guy, didn't tell other people's plots when he "Speaking Tang" this time, so he picked the story of Cheng Biting Jin, which can be regarded as wanting to disgust Cheng Biting Jin. It's just that he didn't expect Xiao Yuzhang to take it seriously, what he was thinking about at the time was that this story was passed on to bite Jin's ears, which made him feel unhappy. And I am also ready to go to the Lu Guogong Mansion to apologize afterwards. As long as Cheng Bites Jin is not happy, it's okay. It can be regarded as a revenge for that incident at the beginning.

I have to say that Li Kuan's eyes are really not big, and he doesn't have any noble sentiments of repaying grievances with virtue. Although he won't retaliate too much, he still does it to make the other party uncomfortable in such a harmless way, and he will never forget it even after a few years. Cheng Biting Jin is the first, and the eldest grandson Wuji, this guy teaches Li Chengqian and Li Tai, Li Chengqian has been at odds with Li Kuan before Li Er ascended the throne, among which the eldest grandson Wuji has contributed a lot, and Li Kuan has always kept it in mind.

Li Er and the two approached, and Li Kuan hurriedly stepped forward to salute: "Erchen to meet his father, see General Cheng!" ”

Cheng bit Jin and hugged his fists in return: "Minister Cheng Zhijie, I have seen His Royal Highness the King of Chu!" ”

"I don't know if my father came this time, what guidance does he have for his sons?" Li Kuan pretended to be confused first, although he already knew what was going on, but it was best for Cheng to mention it, if he mentioned it, it would hurt Cheng Jin's face a little.

"I'm here with General Cheng this time, and he's looking for you for something!" Li Er left himself dry and quiet, and pushed Cheng Yanjin out.

"His Royal Highness the King of Chu, this time, Lao Cheng wants to discuss the "Thirty-six Axes of Tiangang" with His Royal Highness the King of Chu, I wonder if His Royal Highness the King of Chu can give advice?" Cheng Yanjin said to Li Kuan with a smile.

"General Cheng smiled, this is a kid's nonsense, coaxing his younger brothers and sisters to be happy, how can it be taken seriously!" Li Kuan hurriedly apologized: "This is Kuan's fault, there are a lot of generals in the past, don't be like a kid!" ”

"The saint knows that my Lao Cheng has always been a small-bellied chicken intestine, so His Royal Highness the King of Chu still handed over the "Tiangang Thirty-six Axes" to Lao Cheng, at least the first three axes must be, that is my Lao Cheng's housekeeping skills!" Cheng Yanjin was still smiling, but Li Kuan blushed a little when he said this.

It is not a gentleman's work to gossip behind his back, and now that the bitter master has come to the door, it is even more deserved. Li Kuan was about to admit it, but seeing the evil smile on Cheng Biting Jin's face, Li Kuan felt that he was a bit of a villain, so the anger in his heart was uncomfortable again: "What kind of axe sect general is there, kid, but it was only when I saw that the general's firewood was good that I came up with this one." ”

"What firewood?" Li Kuan's words made Li Er stunned, he didn't know that Cheng Biting Jin could chop wood, saying that he would cut people Li Er believed it, but Cheng Biting Jin could chop wood, and Li Er heard it for the first time.

When Cheng Yanjin heard Li Kuan's words, his face immediately turned dark, this was an unspeakable experience for Cheng Yanjin. That time to chop firewood was also on a whim, because Li Kuan and several military generals' children were going to hold some bonfire party on Leyouyuan, and a blazing bonfire was lit, which alarmed Lao Cheng, who was training nearby at that time. So the first is the playful old Cheng mixed in. As a result, Cheng Biting Jin's reputation for chopping wood spread all over the circle of this half-grown man, and his name was as famous as Li Pengcheng's seven-year-old Qinglou.

"Of course Lao Cheng can chop wood, but it is only chopping with brute force, and it is not as profound as His Royal Highness the King of Chu's axe technique." Lao Cheng simply admitted directly, anyway, he didn't care about this, no one in the Tang Dynasty didn't know that Cheng biting gold was a hob meat, and he and Wei Chigong were not people with rules.

"Kid really won't!" Li Kuan thought that mentioning this Cheng Jin's sore foot made him retreat, but how did he know that this guy admitted it alone, and now Li Kuan was embarrassed, did he really want to teach him what thirty-six axes to bite Jin? Li Kuan himself doesn't know this thing. He knows how to punch the heart, and he wields a horse lance. However, Li Kuan of Xinyiquan did not plan to spread it for the time being. Horse lance? This thing is better than him, who teaches whom!

"Alright, you two, isn't it just a little joke! I decided, this story is specially sorted out and circulated, so that Zhijie can be regarded as a name in history, and Kuan'er's story is still good, at least Zhijie, you haven't been a demon king of the world! Li Eryi made a final decision, so that neither of them could be investigated.

In this way, Cheng Yanjin finally let go of Li Kuan, but Li Kuan remembered Cheng Yanjin's character in his heart. I made a decision in my heart: I can't afford to mess with you now, so I'll beat those little ones! Let you dare to embarrass me! Cheng Yanjin didn't know that because of his appearance, his sons' lives would be miserable, and he really didn't know if he won or lost this time.

"Kuan'er, you just stay in the palace these days, keep an eye on Yuzhang more, don't let her run around anymore, girls should be quiet! What's the point of dancing all day long? Li Er instructed Li Kuan. He can only leave this matter to Li Kuan to do, Yu Zhang listens to her second brother, and his father has not left this second brother to work. Although Li Er himself has a younger sister who doesn't like red clothes and loves arms, Princess Li Xiuning of Pingyang. But that was because it was a troubled time at that time, Li Xiuning was separated from their family again, and he formed a women's army in Guanzhong alone, and made a lot of contributions to the establishment of the Li Tang Empire. And now that the world is peaceful, it's really not good for this princess to dance with guns and sticks. So he didn't approve of his daughter being crazy, although he enjoyed Yuzhang's coquettishness to him.

I have to say that Li Er is not a qualified father, he doesn't know how to communicate with his children, and Li Chengqian is taught by him to act like a machine. Li Tai was so spoiled by him, now he only loves poetry and songs, and he is very proficient in the Four Books and Five Classics, but even if nothing else, at least it is impossible for him to join the army with his size. Li Kuan was free-range, but Li Ke did not waste because he had a good mother. And the five and six guys were even given up by him, and now the squirming posture is slowly revealed. Li You is still a little better, at least Li Kuan mentions a few words from time to time, and with the threat of his fists, he can still listen to it. Li Su is different, this little guy has learned to be two-faced and three-stabbed, he is a good baby in front of his mother and brother and a group of elders, but behind him is a flying eagle lackey, this guy is seven years old this year, but he has taken a dry of dog legs around Chang'an City to cause trouble. Although it is not too much to do because of his small age, it also makes Li Er even less willing to see him. And he didn't come to Li Kuan's side, because he was bumped into by Li Kuan when he was outside before, and he stayed away from Li Kuan after being beaten.

Li Kuan is not a saint, and he doesn't care about those idle things, but when he bumps into him, he takes care of it, and if he doesn't see it, forget it. Anyway, what Li Yu is doing now is not a big deal, if he really does too much, Li Er will definitely be the first to not spare him.

After Li Kuan promised to discipline Yu Zhang, Li Er left with Cheng Biting Jin, the pair of monarchs and ministers came to Li Kuan on purpose today, Cheng Biting Jin wanted to retaliate, and Li Er wanted to see the excitement, so he left when the goal was achieved. Of course, this qiē does not mean that Li Er and Cheng Yanjin are bored, but that the time they have been planning and waiting for these days has come, and they will hold on to it when they relax at this last moment.

Li Er and the two returned to the Lizheng Palace, Cheng Biting Jin knelt down and left, Li Er turned around and entered the side hall, looking at the letter on the table: The grassland is drought, and the cold winter is coming! Just these eight words, Li Er felt that the time for revenge had come. (To be continued......)

Tips: The new domain name "biquge.info" has been launched by Biquge, and the original domain name is about to be discontinued. Please tell each other, thank you!