The day after Sun Yu's enthronement ceremony, he planned to return the crown to the Witch Emperor.

Why be in such a hurry? The main thing is that the witch emperor holding the crown and refusing to let go makes Sun Yu feel very pitiful, and bullying her makes Sun Yu always feel a little guilty in his heart, so after the enthronement ceremony, Sun Yu returned the crown as soon as possible, lest she really think that she had borrowed it or not.

Walking halfway with the crown, Sun Yu suddenly thought of the diary of the witch emperor, she seemed to love sweets, wore cute little clothes, locked in the dungeon in the dark, not only had no sun to bask in, but also had nothing to eat and wear, it was really pitiful, but her martial arts skills were too perverted to be released casually...... Alas, forget it, I'll bring her something delicious.

Sun Yu went around the bazaar in Xuchang City, bought some mì feng and sugar cubes, bought two beautiful silk dresses, wrapped them in exquisite cloth, and walked towards the dungeon.

When he walked to the front of the black box carriage, Sun Yu reorganized his appearance and planned to enter it majestically, but he vaguely heard the voice of a woman talking in the carriage, he put his ear on the wall of the carriage, and activated the hearing aid function of NM01 to listen carefully, it turned out that Zhang Xiu, the king of guns, was chatting with Her Majesty the Empress in the car to relieve boredom.

Sun Yu gossiped for a while, and secretly thought: What will the two of them say? Listen to it.

I only heard Zhang Xiu whispering: "Your Majesty, are you in a better mood?" Xunzhen will not snatch your crown, yesterday it was just the children who took his crown to play, and they couldn't find it for a while, so they borrowed His Majesty's, and I think he will return it today. 、，

The Witch Emperor let out a "hmm" absentmindedly, and then said, "Oh, who cares about the crown, I'm thinking about something else." ”

"What is Your Majesty thinking? Speak up and let your subordinates share your worries. ”

"Alas Zhang Xiu, don't call me Your Majesty in the future, that villain Sun Yu ascended the throne and became emperor yesterday, the Great Demon Kingdom is completely gone, and I am no longer the witch emperor, you still call me lord in the future." The Witch Emperor sighed.

In this era, subordinates call their heads the lord, and they don't necessarily have to call the monarch like this. For example, the staff of a county official's family also calls the county official the lord, so Dong Zhuo asked Zhang Xiu to call her the lord, which is no problem, at least it is much better than calling her Your Majesty.

Zhang Xiu sighed and called in a low voice: "Lord" Then she was stunned for a long time, and sighed: "Lord, I used to call you like this when you didn't usurp the Han Dynasty, and now I call it like this again, I feel as if time has gone back to the past." The Witch Emperor also smiled, and a smile appeared on her face: "Yes, at that time, our relationship was closer than that of sisters, but after I became emperor, we became a lot stranger." ”

"In the future, we will still be like sisters." Zhang Xiu said seriously: "Sister Lord, if you have anything on your mind, just tell me, I will definitely help you if I can help you." ”

The Witch Emperor's face turned red, and he whispered, "That's what my heart is... You know, I have a very serious androphobia, but yesterday Ah Xunzhen suddenly jerked me, I didn't faint, but felt very comfortable, you say, is my androphobia going to be better? Zhang Xiu sweated profusely, a little jealous in her heart, but she was happy for the witch emperor, she said in a low voice: "My lord, I'm afraid it's not that it's good for androphobia, but because you have a good impression of Xunzhen in your heart, so you don't feel afraid of him anymore, if you change to a man, I'm afraid you still can't accept it." "Oh? Is that so? The Witch Emperor fell into deep thought, and after a long time, she sighed: "Maybe, I have thought about many things for a long time, and it seems that I really feel different from others for him, alas, I really hope that he can come and kiss me again, I want to see if I will feel the same as yesterday." "It must be the same." Zhang Xiu said very seriously: "Xunzhen is the best man in the world, what woman doesn't like it?" Lord... I think you might as well marry him, so that you can get a good man and get rid of the status of a prisoner. As long as you are at ease and no longer think about fighting for the world, he will not be difficult for you. Cao Mengde is not fighting now, and he is happy to be a prime minister with peace of mind. ”

"Huh? Cao Apu became the prime minister? It just doesn't make sense. The Witch Emperor was furious: "You can lose to anyone, I don't want to lose to this damn Mimiyan." You go and call Sun Yu for me, and say that I favor him and am willing to marry, on the condition that I be named the left prime minister, and Cao Apu will be the right prime minister. "The left prime minister is one level higher than the right prime minister, and Dong Zhuo's condition is clearly to suppress his nose and eyes.

Zhang Xiu: "......"

She was silent for a while, and reminded a little sweaty: "The lord is now a prisoner, and you can't use the conditions of "favoring," "marrying," and "making Xun Zhen unhappy." ”

"Huh? So how do you say that? Zhang Xiu said in a low voice: "It should be said that His Majesty the Emperor, the slave family likes you and wants to be your woman............... cough cough ......."

The Witch Emperor was shocked: "How can you say such a shameful thing?" No, I won't say it when I die! ”

"Ahem, Lord. Seeking truth is a true hero, and there's nothing to be ashamed of when you take a low profile. Alas, that's all the subordinates say, I'll go first today" Zhang Xiu bowed twice to Dong Zhuo and said goodbye to the black box. Sun Yu hurriedly hid to the side and watched Zhang Xiu walk away.

When Zhang Xiu couldn't see anyone anymore, Sun Yu coughed lightly and got into the black box carriage.

The Witch Emperor sent Zhang Xiu away, and was lying on the edge of the small table writing a diary, when she saw Sun Yu coming in, she quickly hid the mountain book under the pillow, and pouted: "Villain, you are here again, what are you going to rob me of this time?" I don't have anything valuable to grab here, just a bronze mirror can still be used, you grab it" Hmph! ”

Sun Yu shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Come, the crown will be returned to you." He put the crown in the witch emperor's hand, and then took out a small bag containing mì and dresses, and handed it to her: "I gave you these things, so I should borrow your crown as a thank you." ”

The Witch Emperor opened the small bag, took out the mì stack to take a bite, and was immediately overjoyed, she liked sweets the most. Then he unfolded a dress, happily gestured twice on his body, and said happily: "You can go, I can't change clothes when you are here." ”

Sun Yu sweated and turned around and left.

At this time, the Witch Emperor suddenly said, "Can you kiss me again before you leave?" I want to see if I'm still a phobia......"

Yo, a beautiful woman took the initiative to ask me to kiss, this condition must be agreed, not to mention that Sun Yu overheard her conversation with Zhang Xiu just now, and knew that she didn't have any bad intentions, so he stepped forward, wrapped one hand around the witch emperor's waist, fixed her in front of him, and then buried his head and slammed it on her chún.

The Witch Emperor felt a strong masculine breath coming from her mouth, and the feeling of numbness expanded from her mouth to her whole body, like a lightning strike, making her whole body soften, and she fell on the soft couch at once, she didn't faint, she only felt weak all over her body, so comfortable that she didn't even want to move her feet.

She couldn't help but think: Sure enough, it's not scared, but comfortable, do I really like him?

Okay, just say that I favor him, and I want to marry him, and let him make me the prime minister of the left. The Witch Emperor made up his mind, gritted his teeth, coughed seriously, and then spoke: "The slave family likes you......... Want to be your woman...... "Huh?" No, I didn't want to say that there was something wrong with this? The Witch Emperor Khan, why is what he thinks different from what he says? Why is it so embarrassing for me to say ..............., ah, no...... Shame on you.

In fact, not only the witch emperor herself was startled by what she said, but even Sun Yu was also startled, the woman in front of her who fell softly on the soft couch seemed to have no bones all over her body, and she was so soft that she almost dripped water.

Nima, you yourself said you were going to be my woman, don't blame me for being unkind.

Sun Yu pounced on the witch emperor with a fierce tiger and pressed the witch emperor on the soft couch: "Since you want to be my woman, this dragon robe can be taken off, I also wear a dragon robe, and you also wear a dragon robe, who is the emperor, isn't this messy?" Sun Yu said as he reached out and grabbed her dragon robe, intending to tear it to shreds.

But just as he was about to tear it, Sun Yu suddenly shook again, no, I want to tear it or I shouldn't tear it now, let her wear this dress and snap, it's hard enough, this is a super uniform yòuhuò, has this action movie ever filmed a uniform wearing a dragon robe yòuhuò? No, definitely not! Only buddy can I enjoy this top-notch treatment.

Sun Yu laughed evilly, one by one... Unbuttoned the Witch Emperor's dragon robe............... then gently lifted its hem to separate the two sides......

"Hmm" The witch emperor covered her face shyly, in fact, she was as pure as a blank piece of paper, and she really didn't have much adaptability to this kind of thing, and she was about to go crazy with her concubines.

"Take it easy, women have to pass this hurdle." The big bad wolf Sun Yu coaxed softly while eating Little Red Riding Hood......,.........

Two years of the big cute calendar!

Sun Yu cracked the highest GM permission, and finally could modify the source program of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and he received the "usurpation" from the witch emperor Dong Zhuo to himself, making Dong Zhuo an ordinary little woman. Only then did he finally eliminate the threat of Dong Zhuo's terrifying martial arts skills and relax his surveillance of Dong Zhuo.

Dong Zhuo, who has been under house arrest in a separate palace, can finally come out and walk around, so the store that sells sweets and beautiful clothes, as well as exquisite furniture in Xuchang City, welcomes the arrival of Lord Dong Zhuo every day, and the gun king Zhang Xiu accompanies her to the store every day to shop, and the two women go out empty-handed, and when they go home, they carry dozens of catties in large bags and small bags.

This incident has also become a wonder of the Dameng Empire, there are many merchants from the north and south, with rare goods, squatting at the gate of the palace at a fixed time every day, waiting for the arrival of the shopaholic Wei Zhuo...