656, Jiangdong has another messenger [1/2]
—— After lunch, Sun Yu studied programming languages in his cabin. I thought that I could find a red lantern to have a tryst with a beautiful woman at night, and I was in a very happy mood.
Men, he is always full of yearning for this kind of thing, and while programming it, he fantasizes about what kind of appearance he wants to put Huang Yueying's sister in the evening. As a result, I was distracted and couldn't even read the program.
When he was upset, the little secretary Huan Jie walked in and said with a smile on his face: "General, the envoy of the Jiangdong Army is here." ”
"Huh? What are they doing here? "Sun Yu Daqi.
The little secretary grinned and said, "After they heard that you were not dead, they were very angry, and they came to make trouble." ”
Oh, that's right, Jiangdong was abducted by me Zhou Yu, and later in order to help me and Zhou Yu take revenge, I ended up having a quarrel with Yu Ji, and now there is smoke and war everywhere. Now that they suddenly heard that they were not dead, it was strange that they didn't come to the door to make trouble. Sun Yu perked up and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll go and see which acquaintances are there." ”
Sun Yu walked out of the hut, through a large garden, out of the backyard and forward, and then through a few corridors, to the reception hall of Liu Zhang's mansion, which was a very spacious hall, with a tiger skin chair in the center, many guest seats lined up on both sides, and a weapon rack in the corner of the hall.
There are a lot of people crowded in the hall now, and it is inevitable that the soft girl will sit in the first seat, and there are Wenchen generals of the Gongsun Army on both sides, and there is a group of envoys standing in the middle of the hall. Sun Yu swept his eyes casually, and he was really an acquaintance.
Sun Shangxiang, Zhang Zhao, Zu Mao, and Huang Gai all have a somewhat unclear relationship with Sun Yu.
When Sun Yu walked into the hall, he happened to hear Sun Shangxiang say to the soft girl: "Is Xunzhen really not dead?" I'm going to see him now! ”
The soft girl waved her hand generously and said, "No, Xunzhen just came in, you can see it yourself." ”
Sun Shangxiang turned his head sharply, stared at the direction of the gate, and sure enough, he saw Sun Yu standing at the door with a plum blossom gun on his back.
"Seeking Truth...... You're really not dead...... I...... I'm so happy! As soon as Sun Shangxiang's voice fell, he fell to the ground and fainted. It turned out that since she met Sun Yu, she finally had a nightmare and had a disease called "lovesickness". Later, he thought that Sun Yu was dead, so he finally said that he washed his face with tears and got another disease called "depression". Later, I heard that Sun Yu was not dead, and I didn't believe it very much under great joy, so I ran to Chengdu with anxiety to confirm that I got another disease called "hyperactivity" along the way.
Continuous, long-term morbid psychology made her spirit collapse, as soon as she saw Sun Yu, the tight string in her heart suddenly broke, and the joy rushed, fainted, and she didn't know anything.
Zu Mao and Huang Gai looked at Sun Yu with strange eyes, as if they wanted to eat Sun Yu.
However, Zhang Zhao, a fake expert, was quite calm, she glanced at Sun Yu, her eyes were watery, and she clearly said: "Villain, you deceived me so hard." "It's full of flirtatation.
Then he turned around and shook at the soft girl, and said seriously: "Since Xunzhen is indeed not dead, I Jiangdong ...... cough, let's admit what happened last time, Jingzhou and 10,000 gold don't dare to ask for it, but I also ask your country to return Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao to Jiangdong. ”
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized that Jiangdong was not here to make trouble, but just wanted to get back their two generals. In fact, if you think about it carefully, this is also inevitable, Zhou Yu is Jiangdong's first army division, the only god general, Jiangdong is of course unwilling to lose her. As for Xiao Qiao, she can join forces with Da Qiao to use the "Closed Moon Shy Flower", which is the most powerful mind-controlling technique martial artist in Jiangdong, if she loses Xiao Qiao, just a big Qiao will not be able to exert the full power of the "Closed Moon Shy Flower".
So it is understandable that Jiangdong wants to win back these two generals, but ...... Gongsun Jun is not stupid, how could he agree to her for such a thing.
Sun Yu shook his head with a smile and said: "Miss Zhang, I can understand your request, but I can't agree, Sister Zhou Yu followed me voluntarily, she is my woman, of course she has to live with me, it is impossible to go back to Jiangdong." As for Little Joe...... cough, in fact, you have no opinion on this person if you want to take me, but she thinks she is Zhou Yu's woman, so she is where Zhou Yu is, and I can't persuade her to go back. ”
"It doesn't matter if you can't persuade me, I'll persuade you, you let Zhou Yu come out to see me." Zhang Zhaodao.
"No, Zhou Yu doesn't want to see Jiangdong's people anymore." Sun Yu knew that Zhou Yu still had a lot of feelings for Jiangdong, and he must not let her see Jiangdong's envoys, otherwise even if she didn't return to Jiangdong, her mood would be affected.
Zhang Zhao was obviously prepared for Sun Yu's words, her face suddenly turned red, and she snorted: "I am also your woman, why don't you keep me by your side?" ”
? I'm dizzy! When did you become my woman? Take responsibility for me a little bit when you speak. Sun Yu Khan said: "Don't talk nonsense, nothing happened to me and you. ”
"You actually eat dry and wipe clean and don't admit it?" Zhang Zhao pretended to cry and said: "On the Titanic, what did you do to me, how can you not recognize it?" ”
"Hey, Zhou Yu told you about this, you weren't treated by me at that time, I just tore your clothes and smeared some blood on you." Sun Yu hurriedly explained.
Zhang Zhao blinked his eyes and asked rhetorically, "Do you have any evidence to prove that you didn't treat me with that?" ”
Sun Yu: "......"
"Anyway...... When we woke up that day, everyone in Jiangdong saw that me, Zu Mao, and Huang Gai were all disheveled and had blood on their thighs. Zhang Zhao said: "You have to be responsible for us, otherwise we will make a fuss about this matter and say that you Sun Xunzhen did that and did not admit it." ”
I rub, I understand, people from Jiangdong came to Chengdu this time, and they still came to make trouble. Sun Yu Khan, these guys don't plan to use any aphrodisiacs anymore, but instead use women's most traditional moves - "sprinkling", anyway, you are sure that you have insulted her, this kind of thing often happens in later generations, and a woman in public places catches a man, insisting that the man insulted her and wants the man to pay money...... This kind of thing often happens to football stars, singers, and well-known men.
There are also some women who insist on accusing the man of forcibly annihilating her after a one-night stand with a man, and asking the man to lose money, this method is not uncommon in the news of later generations, why is there a three-kingdom version now? It's a shame that these women can figure it out.
Sun Yu Khan: "What evidence do you need for this kind of thing?" Just find a mother-in-law to test your body! As long as you're a virgin, you can prove that I didn't take you for anything. ”
Zhang Zhao also let go, and snorted: "Don't forget that I'm an expert, you go to find your mother-in-law, I'll go to the thatched house now and poke it with my fingers...... Anyway, my mother-in-law can't figure out how it was broken, I'm sure you made it, see how you can say it clearly! ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Everyone: "......"
I Khan, Sun Yu was defeated, the eldest girl said this kind of thing, it seems that she really won't stop until she reaches her goal, for the sake of Jiangdong's interests, Zhang Zhao doesn't want to lose face. People are shameless, Pepsi can be done. As long as you are thick-skinned, there is nothing difficult in the world.
Sun Yu smiled bitterly: "Poke this kind of thing with your finger, what kind of book did you learn it from?" Do you dare to read some serious books? ”
Zhang Zhao's face flushed, as an expert on Jiangdong surnames, she does know more than ordinary girls, but saying this kind of thing still makes her feel embarrassed, but after Zhou Yu said last time that she didn't actually have a relationship with Sun Yu, she was ridiculed by the Jiangdong girls when she returned to Jiangdong, because she once swore to make up a story, saying that she didn't fall asleep on the boat that night, how to make out with Sun Yu, how thick and strong the man's thing is, anyway, this story has become a joke, She lost face in Koto. The title of expert basically has nothing to do with her, and some people even gave her the nickname "Brick Family".
This time, she took the initiative to go to Chengdu to find Sun Yu to rip her skin, just to save face.
"What exactly do you want?" The soft girl sitting on the first seat spoke lightly: "What's the use of insisting that you have something to do with it?" Could it be that you also want to stay in our Gongsun Army? ”
Zhang Zhao flattened his mouth and said: "I want to see Zhou Yu and persuade her to go back to Jiangdong, if you don't let me see her, I will make trouble to the end." ”
"You're so nonsense, aren't you afraid that I'll kill you?" Gongsun Yue next to him drew his knife.
"Who are you scaring about?" Zhang Zhao snorted a few times: "There is Xunzhen standing here, you can't kill me." Not only can you not kill me, but if someone else wants to kill me, you have to save me. In the future, even if Gongsun Jun and Jiangdong fight, I won't be able to die, at most I will be a prisoner and be imprisoned by you, maybe every few days, Xunzhen will come to the prison to make love to me, such a prisoner is not bad, good food and drink and men. ”
Zu Mao and Huang Gai next to him were obviously also heartbroken, and actually agreed together: "Exactly, the two of us think the same way." ”
Gongsun Yue: "......"
Sun Yu: "......"
This guy really knows me, Sun Yu Khan. What is the saying? The people who know you best are often not your friends, but your enemies.
"Grandma's, bullying me for being soft-hearted to women? Come on, put Jiangdong's group of troublemakers under house arrest now. Sun Yu was furious.
The white-haired royal sisters Huang Zhong and Wei Yan ran out, and pushed several girls from Jiangdong into the backyard guest room with half push and half hug, and Zhang Zhao's voice came from afar: "Xun Zhen, you think about it carefully, and quickly let Zhou Yu come to meet me, otherwise I will use a woman's weapon and annoy you to death." ”
Oh, cake buyers, women are terrible creatures. Sun Yu Khan! I hope that this kind of inexplicable woman will try not to appear again in the future. It's best if the people who appear in front of my buddies in the future are ugly girls, then I can be ruthless and shout and kill.
(To be continued)