Chapter 2: Fooling the Bandits
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As soon as the sky was bright, Han Yi took dry food and went on the road to contact the bandits three hundred miles away. Because of the long distance and the fear that something would happen at home, he didn't tell Han Yong and Han Feng.
The bandits live on the Black Wind Mountain, there are more than 100 of them, and because of the dangerous terrain, they have not been exterminated by the government.
There are three masters in Heifeng Village, the big boss is called Manniu, the person is like his name, and the power is like a cow.
The second master, the black fox, is known for his cunning and is a dog-headed military advisor.
The three masters are called blood wolves, who can fight and are fierce and vicious.
On this day, the three leaders were drinking in the lobby of the cottage, and a small minion walked in from the faΓ§ade, and reported: "The three masters of Qiqi, there is a person outside who said that there is a plan to make a fortune and give it to the big boss." β
Hey?
Hearing this, the three leaders couldn't help but be a little surprised.
Got gold and silver treasures delivered to your door? This kind of good thing is rare!
The brute bull laughed and said, "Paralyzed, no wonder the god operator said some time ago that I would be lucky, it turns out that there is really such a thing?" Hurry up and please. β
After a while, Han Yi followed behind the minion and walked into the lobby.
The man arched his hand and said, "The three masters of Qiqi have been brought." β
Han Yi also did the same, and arched his hand: "In Xia Han Yi, I have seen three masters. β
The brute bull said: "Stinky boy, I heard that you have a plan to make a fortune for me, but is it true? I can warn you beforehand, if you trick me, I'll dismantle you!" β
Han Yi looked calm and said: "Don't worry, what you said below is absolutely true, besides, you are wise and powerful, shrewd and capable, how can a hillbilly like me deceive you?" β
"Haha, interesting."
The big boss was very helpful when he heard this, and said proudly: "Stinky boy, what a trick to make a fortune, come and listen to it." β
Han Yi said: "Our village is called Cattle Village, and there is a landlord named Zhou Xian in the village, who has thousands of stones of grain and hundreds of thousands of taels of silver at home, and the villain is willing to lead the way and help Heifeng Village take this wealth." β
The second master, the black fox, stroked his beard under his chin and said, "We are not related to you, why are you so enthusiastic?" β
Han Yi said: "The villain didn't dare to hide the three masters, just because there were five people in the family, there was no food to eat, and they were about to starve to death, so the villain came to Heifeng Village to ventilate and report the news, hoping to get some light and some food." β
Manniu smiled: "Boy, your courage is not small, but there is one thing you probably don't know yet, the landlord named Zhou Xian in your village, he pays a protection fee to our Black Wind Village every year, so, hehe..." β
The blood wolf also said: "There is also a way to steal, we come out to mix, of course, we have to talk about credit, since Zhou Xian paid the protection fee to buy peace, then we in Heifeng Village can't be untrustworthy, otherwise, who will be willing to pay the protection fee obediently in the future?" β
"Hemp! It turned out that the two had already colluded. β
When Han Yi heard this, his head exploded and he scolded in his heart.
No wonder the ancients said: Only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one win a hundred battles. I didn't understand the situation, so I came to the cottage recklessly, and now it seems that I am afraid that I am going to lose my head.
Just when Han Yi was undecided, the brute bull stood up and shouted: "Come on, pull this kid who doesn't know the height of the sky and cut me down!" β
With the order of the brute bull, the two minions came over viciously, pulling Han Yi to go out.
"Wait!" Han Yi was in a hurry and shouted loudly.
The brute bull said: "Stinky boy, what else do you have to say when you are dying?" β
Han Yiqiang calmed down and said, "It's not a pity for me to die, but the big bull, you have the appearance of the Son of Heaven, don't you know?" But don't you feel a pity to nest in this small cottage and make a living? β
Hey? When the three masters heard this, they couldn't help but light up their eyes, especially the brute, whose frightened body trembled!
Manniu's voice also trembled with excitement, and said, "You, are you talking nonsense?!" β
Han Yi couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that the flicker was effective, but if he wanted to save his life, he had to continue to flicker.
Han Yi said: "I look at the face of the big boss with a green dragon churning, which is indescribably expensive, and it is really a harbinger of the Ninety-Five Supreme Emperor as the emperor!" β
Yes?? Is it possible for the big boss to be the emperor?? The more the three of them listened, the more shocked they became, and the little minions next to them also opened their mouths in surprise.
The second master black fox said: "You kid is open-mouthed, it's not so easy to fool us, come on..." β
"Wait!"
Han Yi didn't give him a chance to give an order, and continued to flicker: "It's not a secret, when I was young, I happened to meet a white-clothed Taoist leader with fairy wind bones, and he said that my bones are strange and have wisdom roots, so he taught me some spells, and I can prove to you that everything I said is true." β
Han Yi liked magic in the original world, so he spent money to participate in a magic training class in his spare time and learned a little bit of skin, but he didn't expect it to come in handy at this dangerous moment.
The bull said: "How do you prove it? β
Han Yi said: "If you want to know if the big boss is destined to return, it's actually very simple, as long as you can prove that the big boss was originally the incarnation of the dragon, ask the big boss to pull out a hair." β
"Okay, see what tricks you can pull off?" The bull ripped a hair from his head.
Han Yi said: "Then ask the big boss to take off his robe and wrap this hair." β
The brute bull did so helplessly, and then said viciously: "Stinky boy, you trick me like this, if you can't make a name for yourself, be careful that I will break your body into ten thousand pieces!" β
A robe wrapped around a hair was placed on the ground.
Han Yi said again: "Everyone is optimistic, from beginning to end, I have not touched the robe, and now is the time to witness the miracle!" β
After speaking, Han Yi pretended to be a magic stick and began to shake his head, reciting incantations in his mouth.
The wild bull, the black fox and the blood wolf are also people who have seen strong winds and waves, and when they saw Han Yi pretending to be a ghost there, they couldn't help but sneer, and secretly said in their hearts: "Stinky boy, it's not so easy to fool the uncle!" β
"Whew!"
Suddenly, a flame erupted on Han Yi's right hand, wrapping his palm and burning?!
"Yikes!"
When the three masters saw this, they couldn't help but be a little surprised.
Fire, which can appear without flint? This in itself is very strange, and what is even stranger is that those flames are burning in the hands, and they don't hurt?
Han Yi shouted loudly: "Taishang Laojun, you are as anxious as a law, the real dragon and the real dragon will appear soon!" β
"Poof!"
Han Yi spat violently on his right hand, the flame on his hand suddenly extinguished, and then put the index and middle fingers of his right hand together, and then poked forward, only to see a puff of green smoke shooting towards the robe on the ground.
This unbelievable spell stunned the three masters such as the wild bull.
Han Yi withdrew his right hand and said lightly: "I have cast a spell to communicate with the gods in the sky, and the gods have promised to appear, now, please open the robe carefully." β
This? The three masters looked at each other and didn't dare to go.
The bull called a small minion next to him to open his robe on the ground.
The boss spoke, there was no way, the minion had to tremble and step forward to open it.
"Wow!"
Picking the robe open, the minion screamed in fright and crawled to the side to dodge.
"Huh??"
When the three masters saw it, they were also frightened and turned pale.
I saw a small cyan snake crawling out of the robe?!!
This, what's going on with his numbness???
Seeing everyone's reaction, Han Yi couldn't help but feel a little proud in his heart.
Before he went up the mountain, he knew that things would be a little difficult, so he prepared a small snake in advance in case of emergency, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Han Yi continued to flicker: "The flying dragon in the sky, the snake on the ground, the big master, you are the incarnation of the real dragon, there is no doubt about it!" β
The second master, the black fox, has always been scheming and will not easily believe the words of others, but at present, this Han Yi has indeed not touched the robe on the ground from beginning to end, and it is unreasonable to say that he is secretly doing tricks.
After watching Han Yi's bizarre performance, Manniu began to believe that he had the appearance of an emperor, and laughed and said: "Good boy, with you, I have lived most of my life, and I only know today that I am the true son of the dragon, haha, it's so exciting!" β
"Since you have this credit, then from now on, you will be the fourth master of my Black Wind Village."
Han Yi was overjoyed when he heard this, and quickly knelt down and said, "Thank you, big boss!" β
Being able to become the fourth master of Black Wind Village is something Han Yi never expected.
The lobby of Black Wind Village.
Manniu makes people serve wine and food again, and welcomes Han Yi, the fourth master, to join in.
Han Yi took a glass of wine and drank it all, and said: "Now that the emperor is mediocre, the court is corrupt, the bureaucrats are corrupt, the landlords are cruelly oppressed, the peasants are miserable, and the drought for many years has caused many people to live, and the number of people dying of hunger is increasing day by day. β
"At this time, it is a good opportunity to revolt and rebel, as long as we kill the officials and landlords and tyrants, and distribute the fields, treasures and grain to the common people, they will fight the world with us with all their hearts."
The black fox groaned for a moment and said: "As the saying goes, the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it, we are the first to raise the anti-flag, I am afraid that the government will vigorously annihilate us." β
Seeing that the black fox was always singing the opposite, Han Yi was a little unhappy in his heart, and he was thinking about when to eradicate this roadblock.
Suppressing the dissatisfaction in his heart, Han Yi said again: "What the second master said is not unreasonable, however, the so-called crisis crisis, there is danger at the same time as there is a chance, we are the first to rebel, everyone has responded, when the time comes, they will naturally respect us and support us as the leader of the rebellion." When the world is pacified, the big boss can become the emperor. β
"On the other hand, if we rebel behind someone else's ass, it can only be regarded as picking up people's teeth, and others will weigh on our heads, and we can only respect others as the boss."
The wild bull was still immersed in the extreme excitement of seizing the world and claiming the title of king, and laughed when he heard this: "Then do it according to the meaning of the four masters, come, everyone drink this cup!" β
Early the next morning, Heifeng Village left more than 30 people to guard the cottage, and the wild cow, blood wolf, black fox and Han Yi led one hundred and twenty minions down the mountain to Han Yi's hometown Cattle Farming Village, in an attempt to exterminate the landlord Zhou Xian.
When he came out to mix with the bandits, he had to give him a loud and terrifying nickname, so Han Yi gave himself a nickname, called the iron-blooded butcher.