A few glasses of wine, three butchers together, not to mention the slaughter, that's a strange thing, Jiang Kun is a person in the officialdom, three glasses of wine down, the officialdom things popped up, "Alas, don't mention it, it's really hard to mix now, last month, I was sent to repair the Great Wall 50 strong men, and now I want to repair what kind of Afang repair, and I have to add 100 Wen in taxes!" Jiang Kun complained bitterly in front of these, he is the biggest here, so he naturally wants to show his proud work in officialdom and reveal some officialdom affairs!

Xiao He patted his ass and said, "Such a trivial matter is a piece of cake for Master Jiang!" ”

Jiang Kun said, "Alas, don't mention it, my head is scorched, by the way, Pavilion Chief Liu, how is your situation there?" Let you pay the strong men, you said that there are few people in Surabaya, and there are not a few strong men, so I sent you one, and he is still a patient, so forget it, you have to hurry up about this tax money! ”

Liu San smiled and said, "I said my county master, do you still want people to live?" Do you know that my strong man is a person who spends money to invite, or his own money, you also know, in that ghost place in Surabaya, there are no maggots in, and you are so poor that you want me to pay taxes, which is thirty times? Where am I going to pay it, you see how much I'm worth, just sell me, do you think it's okay? ”

Liu San's level of crying poverty is first-class, he is such a person, he doesn't ask you for money, it's already the best, you collect tax money from him, isn't that a pipe dream?

Jiang Kun is not a vegetarian either, and said, "You, you will pretend to be poor, who doesn't know, this place in Surabaya, although it is not said to be a rich place, but the tax of 30 guan is not a problem, and it used to pay so much, but now that the taxes have been increased in all the townships, you are too lazy to add it to you, you can pay 30 guan!" ”

Liu San picked up the wine and said, "Okay, the county lord takes care of me Surabaya, I am grateful, come, I respect the county lord on behalf of all the people of Surabaya!" ”

Haha, solving problems on the wine table, this is Liu San's best job, when to drink, how to drink, how to toast, he is a veteran, Jiang Kun is comfortable drinking wine at this time, because he subconsciously already knows that Liu San has remembered his kindness. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After drinking, Liu San scooped Jiang Kun with a bowl of dog meat and said, "My lord, come and come, it's not a respect, it's so annoying that I don't know what strange tricks I have to make the dog meat we don't eat on weekdays so fragrant!" ”

Jiang Kun nodded, he smiled and said, "Yes, such a delicious thing, who would know that this is dog meat?" ”

As the people continued to talk, Xiahou Ying asked, "Third brother, how are you doing in Surabaya?" ”

Liu Sandao, "Lord Jiang, brothers, you don't know, although this Surabaya is small, it has all the liver and gallbladder, the east family has no soil to look for you, the west family has lost the chicken and wants to find you, this daughter-in-law sleeps with that man, and she also wants to come to you, it's really annoying!" ”

Everyone laughed, Xiao He said, "It seems that in the past three months, you have learned a lot in Surabaya!" ”

Liu San said, "Isn't it?" Learn to do everything there, and on weekdays, I see people in your county government wandering around, and I am a little envious, but now it seems to me that it is a crime! In three months, I went to all the households, they are much poorer than the people in Pei County, and there is not even a tavern of this kind! Those people are so poor that the family only has a pair of pants, the men wear them to go out to work during the day, and the women wear them to do housework at night, they are really poor, Lord Jiang, or do you think the county government needs to sweep the floor? I'll come to the county government to sweep the floor! ”

This Liu San, as if it were true, did this Qin Dynasty really have such a poor place? In my opinion, he is suitable for writing novels, and it is better to write fantasy, rambling imagination, and if he writes it, he will definitely exceed three spoonfuls and tomatoes! Chen Zijian thought silently in his heart.

Jiang Kun said, "Is Surabaya really so poor? ”

Liu Sandao, "Alas, my county master, you sit in the county government of Pei County every day, where do you know the bitterness and poverty of this Surabaya, the previous pavilion chiefs were all swollen and fat, I see, this Surabaya is the poorest place in Quanpei County, you let me pay the thirty runs, I am in a hurry, I am too lazy to do this pavilion chief, and there is dog meat to eat here every day when I come back!" ”

What a scoundrel, he actually forced the palace to get up, Jiang Kun said, "No, isn't it good to be the pavilion chief?" Never said that Surabaya is poor! ”

Liu San looked at Jiang Kun in astonishment, then sighed and said, "County master, don't you believe it?" You have time to take a look, if I, Liu San, have a half-panicked word, you just want me, the guy who eats, and I won't shout wronged! ”

Liu San swore and pointed to his head, and continued, "Master Jiang, Lord Jiang, my good lord, I'll say it first, I will go all out to collect taxes after I go back, in case I can't pay thirty yuan, don't arrest me and go to jail!" ”

Jiang Kun said, "No, the previous pavilion chief handed it over on time, why can't you pay it?" ”

Liu Sandao, "He is a swollen face and a fat man, and he is treating adults in an unkind and unrighteous situation, think about it, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, if those poor ghosts are in a hurry, rush to the county office, it will not be a good thing!" ”

When Xiao He heard this, he was secretly amused in his heart, this dead Liu San, this is a blacksmith shop selling tofu - both soft and hard! So he said, "If Surabaya is really like what you said, Lord Jiang will definitely consider it at his discretion!" ”

Liu San hurriedly picked up the wine with both hands and said, "Great, Master Jiang is the last county lord in the world, come, I, Lord Liu Sanjing!" ”

Look, this Liu San has lifted Master Jiang to the sky, and his purpose is only one, that is, he doesn't want to pay this tax!

Jiang Kun drank the wine and said, "Okay, in that case, I'll go to Surabaya another day to see the situation in person, if you are really poor, as Lord Xiao said, I will give you consideration!" ”

This meal, Liu San has made a lot of money, you see, a few glasses of wine, a few bowls of dog meat, and the matter is done, there is really him.

"Okay, my lord, I'll toast you again!" Liu San raised his wine glass while the iron was hot.

Jiang Kun stood up in a trance and said, "No, I still have something to do when I go back, I ate so happily today, I'll drink it another day!" ”

At the table, the heavyweights stood up, and of course the rest of the people had to stand up, Liu San stepped forward and said, "Oh, where is this?" My lord, what's the matter at this late hour? How can there be such an urgent matter! ”

Jiang Kun staggered and said, "No, this is not a business matter, I don't hide it, I have a distant relative from out of town who came to Pei County, I have to arrange it for him!" Please come and visit us! ”

Liu San was pleasantly surprised and said, "Oh, why didn't you say it earlier?" Your adult's relatives are our relatives, okay, then, set a date, and we will definitely visit! ”

"Okay, thank you Pavilion Liu!"

……

After a period of greetings, Xiao He sent Jiang Kun away, and the rest of the people continued to drink wine and eat meat!