Chen Zijian and Liu San returned to the Cao Family Tavern, Lu Juan and they were already waiting for their news, and as soon as they entered the door, Xiahou Ying stepped forward and asked, "How is it?" Win or not? ”

Liu San sat down proudly, took a sip of wine, and asked rhetorically, "What do you say?" ”

Xiao He sighed and said, "Do you still need to ask?" Look at the two of them, like frosted eggplants, they must have eaten the closed door! ”

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "Lord Xiao, this is your mistake, we have always regarded you as a brother, I never thought that you would hurt us like this, if I tell you that this matter is done, what will happen to you?" You shouldn't find tofu to hit and die, hit noodles and hang yourself! ”

Xiao He said, "Impossible, unless this Lu Wen is a fool!" ”

Chen Zijian said, "There are too many liars in this world, too few fools, not enough, but today we found one, Jiang Shaohua is a peerless fool in ten thousand!" ”

Everyone was puzzled, Chen Zijian told everything that happened in the Lu Mansion, and said that when Jiang Shaohua was asked to choose the pills, Chen Zijian said, "By the way, third brother, what is going on with those two pills?" ”

Liu San smiled proudly and said, "Where are the pills?" Do I have the money to buy pills? Those were the two I pinched when I ate steamed buns last night, and the purpose was to scare Jiang Shaohua to death! ”

is really invincible, Liu San actually deceived this Jiang Shaohua with fake medicine, Liu San continued to talk about betting, "By the way, it's very annoying, how can you make such a bet with him, you have to know, where do people grow tails?" Aren't you going to lose? ”

Xiao He nodded and said, "Fan Xu's idea is really good, people are changed from monkeys, and at this time of evolution, how can they not grow tails, but he Jiang Shaohua dares to bet, but it is impossible to verify it in front of the yamen!" ”

Chen Zijian said, "Lord Xiao is Lord Xiao, he has seen through my thoughts, I don't dare to take off his pants in public to verify whether he has a long tail!" ”

When the crowd heard this, they laughed and said, "Yes, yes, yes, he shouldn't take off his pants in public, and who can confirm that he doesn't have a tail?" He is the son of the county magistrate, how can he take off his pants in public? ”

Everyone got carried away, but Xiao He said, "The matter is not over, we still have to help Fan Xu, in this way, we will prepare separately, and everyone will spread around, just say that Jiang Gongzi will take off his pants in front of the county yamen on the third day of the fifth month!" Everyone should notify everyone, so that everyone in Peixian County can come to see the excitement! ”

Chen Zijian nodded and said, "Everyone, whether I want to be a slave to Jiang Shaohua or not depends on everyone!" In addition, Lord Xiao, Lord Cao, and Xiahou Ying, you are in the county office every day, and you must always remind the county magistrate to clarify the seriousness of the matter for him! ”

Xiao He nodded and said, "It seems that Brother Fan has become smarter after a serious illness, and he has already arranged everything!" ”

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Early the next morning, in the streets and alleys of Pei County, it was rumored that Jiang Shaohua, the son of the county order, was going to take off his pants in front of the yamen on the third day of the fifth month!

"How is this possible? Although Jiang Shaohua is not an official, his father is a county magistrate, how could he let his son take off his pants in public? ”

"It's just, I can't!"

"Believe it or not, I'm going to watch the excitement anyway, and I won't take a penny for nothing!"

"Yes, I'll know when the time comes, I'll see how this Jiang Shaohua can take off his pants in public!"

……

A few days later, Xiao He hurriedly ran to the county magistrate's study and said, "Lord Jiang, what the hell is going on?" ”

Jiang Kun said, "I don't know what you're asking?" ”

Xiao He said seriously, "It's the rumors in the market that the son will take off his pants in public on the third day of the fifth month, what is going on?" ”

It seems that Jiang Kun has already gotten the news and said, "Xiao He, don't you know, Jiang Shaohua and Liu Ji, the head of the Surabaya Pavilion, went to Lu Mansion to propose marriage, and Liu Ji's matchmaker Fan Xu made a bet with my son, saying that my son will grow a tail in a month!" This thing makes me so messy, my son is in the backyard every day, looking at the ass all day long, to see if he has a long tail, so that he doesn't think about tea, doesn't want to eat, and dreams every night that he doesn't have a long tail! In the long run, where can my son stand it! ”

Xiao He smiled and said, "How can there be a person with a long tail in the world?" This is clearly a trick set up by Fan Xu, whether he has a long tail or not, that is a trivial matter, the key is that he wants his son to take off his pants in front of him and be ugly! He opened a lot of gambling games outside, and bet with others, saying that the son would take off his pants in public on the third day of the fifth month, everyone didn't believe it, so he began to bet with others, it seems that he won! ”

Jiang Kun's face was half elongated, and he felt strange in his heart, his son took off his pants in public, what a shameful thing it was, but what could he do?

Xiao He said, "My lord, now, the only way is to let Gongzi leave Pei County, with your status in the imperial court, it shouldn't be a problem to ask Lord Dong Peng to find a good errand in Sichuan County!" ”

Jiang Kun said, "But in this way, on the third day of the fifth month, Jiang Shaohua will lose the gamble, so how can he explain to Lu Wen?" ”

Xiao He said, "If you lose the gamble, isn't it 20,000 yuan, Lu Gong, go down to make it clear to him, it doesn't matter if you marry Miss Lu or not, with the character and appearance of the son, don't say one Lu Pheasant, even ten is not a problem, the key is not to let the son take off his pants in public, this off, although he won the gamble, but he lost face, how can you save the face of the county commander?" ”

Jiang Kun sat on the chair, not knowing what to do.

A few days later, Cao Shen also came to report the matter, and the general content was similar, all of which were to persuade Jiang Shaohua to leave Pei County.

A few days later, Xiahou Ying also came to report, alas, the three of them turned into battle, leaving Jiang Kun without a master.

Time is approaching the third day of the fifth month day by day, and everywhere Jiang Kun goes, someone will point behind his back, and they are talking behind his back, "I heard that his son has a tail, I don't know if this Jiang Kun has grown long?" ”

"In my opinion, this dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and the son has a long tail, and Lao Tzu must also have it!"

……

People are spreading more and more, and in the small Pei County, they are all "take off your pants in public!" Legends like "long tails"!

Jiang Kun was helpless, and finally decided, he called Jiang Shaohua and said, "It seems that you have no way to stay in this Pei County, you should go to Sichuan County, go to your Uncle Dong, and don't go back to Pei County in the future!" ”

Jiang Shaohua said, "I don't have a long tail, can't I take it off for them?" ”

Jiang Kun slapped the table with a "snap" and yelled viciously, "Don't you think your shame is enough?" How can you take off your pants in public? ”

Jiang Shaohua only understood at this time, it turned out that he was shot by Chen Zijian, he slapped the table fiercely, only to hear a loud noise, and the innocent table collapsed! He said viciously, "Fan Xu, Liu Ji, I remember your names, if Lao Tzu doesn't take revenge, he will not be a man!" ”

Jiang Kun said, "Go ahead, stay out of this period of time and then talk about it, don't keep thinking about revenge, big husband, there are many, many things to do, you go to Sichuan County, your Uncle Dong will arrange everything for you!" ”